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ace1112
04/25/10, 04:17 PM
i've noticed i crap load of ugly absolute douchbag guys that suck at sports don't have any real skills and generally seem like a whole lot less "dateable" than all the single guys around, getting some of the hottest coolest girls. i'm not bad with the ladys but they're getting the "10's" how the hell do they do it. opinions
Because they have a personality unlike you.
terror_91
04/25/10, 04:26 PM
They aren't a vain fucking asshole.
de1337ed
04/25/10, 04:28 PM
Because they have a personality unlike you.
good to see you're still lurking the PL. :wave:
ace1112
04/25/10, 04:34 PM
wasn't talking about me
ace1112
04/25/10, 04:35 PM
me and a bunch of friends were in an argument and i was looking for other opinions
de1337ed
04/25/10, 04:37 PM
i've noticed i crap load of ugly absolute douchbag guys that suck at sports don't have any real skills and generally seem like a whole lot less "dateable" than all the single guys around, getting some of the hottest coolest girls. i'm not bad with the ladys but they're getting the "10's" how the hell do they do it. opinions
wasn't talking about me
i hope you understand why we were/are confused. to answer your question, i haven't noticed this. then again, i am athletic and do not suck at my sport, so i guess i am part of this problem.
ace1112
04/25/10, 04:43 PM
i hope you understand why we were/are confused. to answer your question, i haven't noticed this. then again, i am athletic and do not suck at my sport, so i guess i am part of this problem.
no you aren't part of the problem, the problem is not the people that are cool chill and stuff it's those kids that sit around in the basement all day playing wow and feeding their cats that lack personalitys and get the best girls in town
de1337ed
04/25/10, 04:50 PM
no you aren't part of the problem, the problem is not the people that are cool chill and stuff it's those kids that sit around in the basement all day playing wow and feeding their cats that lack personalitys and get the best girls in town
hmm. well, i'll have to think about this one but maybe check out the attractive friends thread: http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1659282
the thread talks about that at some point within the first page or two i believe.
ace1112
04/25/10, 04:58 PM
hmm. well, i'll have to think about this one but maybe check out the attractive friends thread: http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1659282
the thread talks about that at some point within the first page or two i believe.
i see their point kind of..... i don't know though
Smash Adams
04/25/10, 04:59 PM
Are you a character in a John Hughes movie?
the seventeenth
04/25/10, 05:04 PM
because you touch yourself at night.
/thread.
HometownHero
04/25/10, 05:09 PM
The word for guys like this is "chaunce"
steve187
04/25/10, 05:12 PM
You have a problem with me feeding my cat?
Hagysaurus Rex
04/25/10, 05:15 PM
ap.net: bros like this site?
no you aren't part of the problem, the problem is not the people that are cool chill and stuff it's those kids that sit around in the basement all day playing wow and feeding their cats that lack personalitys and get the best girls in town
what fucking town do you live in...most of the time it's pretty much the opposite of this.
zion the lion
04/25/10, 05:21 PM
I was at target the other day and I saw this guy who was maybe a 3 and he was with a girl who was at least a 7 and it was so weird, it was almost like he gave her some sort of love potion because there was no way he could have been mauling her in target like that any other way.
So basically I've been noticing it too, but that might just be because I'm single and I'm noticing everything.
apresnuledeluge
04/25/10, 05:24 PM
no you aren't part of the problem, the problem is not the people that are cool chill and stuff it's those kids that sit around in the basement all day playing wow and feeding their cats that lack personalitys and get the best girls in town
This is not how life works.
Homeless Donut
04/25/10, 05:32 PM
I was at target the other day and I saw this guy who was maybe a 3 and he was with a girl who was at least a 7 and it was so weird, it was almost like he gave her some sort of love potion because there was no way he could have been mauling her in target like that any other way.
So basically I've been noticing it too, but that might just be because I'm single and I'm noticing everything.
Maybe she did this to make herself look hot? I've heard girls say they date ugly guys to make themselves look much more appealing. Maybe this is what is happening with OP's problem/question/statement.
zion the lion
04/25/10, 05:36 PM
Maybe she did this to make herself look hot? I've heard girls say they date ugly guys to make themselves look much more appealing. Maybe this is what is happening with OP's problem/question/statement.
That makes sense, it totally worked, thats kind of shallow though.
introduction
04/25/10, 05:43 PM
That makes sense, it totally worked, thats kind of shallow though.
or you know, maybe they actually like each other.
ace1112
04/25/10, 05:44 PM
what fucking town do you live in...most of the time it's pretty much the opposite of this.
i know it was just all the sudden i started noticing it
ace1112
04/25/10, 05:45 PM
That makes sense, it totally worked, thats kind of shallow though.
hmmm....
it's those kids that sit around in the basement all day playing wow and feeding their cats that lack personalitys and get the best girls in town
replace basement with apartment and yeah, that's me. What's the question?
TheProsAndCons
04/25/10, 06:19 PM
Dude, brah man, you gotta camp it up. Get the gayest haircut you can. CHicks dig that sorta thing, brah.
zion the lion
04/25/10, 06:22 PM
or you know, maybe they actually like each other.
Maybe. But do guys who are gorgeous date girls who are...less than gorgeous? No.
arizonahotrock
04/25/10, 06:29 PM
Maybe. But do guys who are gorgeous date girls who are...less than gorgeous? No.
Sure they do. I see it all the time.
...Either that or I find the type of girl that "gorgeous" guys date to be unattractive.
Either way, physical attraction is important, but it's certainly not the end all be all of anything. Connections matter more.
Ilovetheunknown
04/25/10, 06:32 PM
Maybe. But do guys who are gorgeous date girls who are...less than gorgeous? No.
actually I have seen that happen.
I was actually talking to my friends about this, we all noticed it and were deeply confused.
vivatoto56
04/25/10, 06:33 PM
Maybe they have good grammar.
This sucks. I'm ugly and a douchebag but unfortunately I don't suck at sports. I'll never bag me a 10.
Deadbolt23
04/25/10, 06:44 PM
Some girls like some guys who suck at sport? Are you serious?
troubledbyinsects
04/25/10, 06:46 PM
The word for guys like this is "chaunce"
http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2006/billups_300_060129.jpg
????
Kassie09
04/25/10, 06:51 PM
girls like douchebags
just kidding, we do like to hook up with douchebags though not date them
Manicapathy
04/25/10, 06:52 PM
i've noticed i crap load of ugly absolute douchbag guys that suck at sports don't have any real skills and generally seem like a whole lot less "dateable" than all the single guys around, getting some of the hottest coolest girls. i'm not bad with the ladys but they're getting the "10's" how the hell do they do it. opinions
They have a bunch of these things
http://schlissellaw.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/drugs-gun-knife.jpg
Bitches dig drugs, money and guns.
zion the lion
04/25/10, 06:55 PM
Sure they do. I see it all the time.
...Either that or I find the type of girl that "gorgeous" guys date to be unattractive.
Either way, physical attraction is important, but it's certainly not the end all be all of anything. Connections matter more.
You're ruining my whole "people are shallow" argument
actually I have seen that happen.
I was actually talking to my friends about this, we all noticed it and were deeply confused.
I think people are going to the black market and are buying love potion #9 and that's how all of this is happening.
HometownHero
04/25/10, 07:32 PM
http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2006/billups_300_060129.jpg
????
:lol: that is tooooooooooo good hahahaha
HometownHero
04/25/10, 07:33 PM
Some girls like some guys who suck at sport? Are you serious?
I'm bad at sports and some girls like me...
mymusicismylife
04/25/10, 07:53 PM
Girls like dicks. End of story.
...
Pun somewhat intended.
Ilovetheunknown
04/25/10, 08:03 PM
Girls like dicks. End of story.
...
Pun somewhat intended.
Not all girls like "dicks".
With the pun and without the pun.
mymusicismylife
04/25/10, 08:09 PM
Not all girls like "dicks".
With the pun and without the pun.
True on both accounts... but it seems like the dicks do much better for themselves than the nice guys.
good to see you're still lurking the PL. :wave:
Your sarcasm is noted and well deserved. I realize my last few threads have not been my best (read: awful), and with the banning of my zion account, my creative juice is nearly depleted. I will be back when I have better ideas, see you soon!
Ilovetheunknown
04/25/10, 08:17 PM
True on both accounts... but it seems like the dicks do much better for themselves than the nice guys.
I think it's more so they have the confidence to try to get with a girl. Personally I like the nice guys.
spiffa0
04/25/10, 08:19 PM
i've noticed i crap load of ugly absolute douchbag guys that suck at sports don't have any real skills and generally seem like a whole lot less "dateable" than all the single guys around, getting some of the hottest coolest girls. i'm not bad with the ladys but they're getting the "10's" how the hell do they do it. opinions
I can't even understand what the fuck you are saying because you don't know how to use periods and commas.
mymusicismylife
04/25/10, 08:21 PM
I think it's more so they have the confidence to try to get with a girl. Personally I like the nice guys.
That's good, we're way better. ;-)
Ilovetheunknown
04/25/10, 08:24 PM
That's good, we're way better. ;-)
Oh I know, they are more fun to hang out with.
atticus18244fss
04/25/10, 08:26 PM
They aren't a vain fucking asshole.
THIS
yetconfused
04/25/10, 09:01 PM
it's those kids that sit around in the basement all day playing wow and feeding their cats that lack personalitys and get the best girls in town
they must have personalities of some sort if they're getting all these girls.
they probably are attracted to each other as people instead of a relationship based on looks.
dating someone simply because they're attractive is foolish; the relationship won't last if it's based on something trivial.
plus, nerds are fucking hot.
Lycareth
04/25/10, 09:21 PM
Just depends on what kind of person you are really. For example me and my friends are all tight, and we have a variety to our bunch. Yes, we for the most part, all played wow. We also all played instruments. Couple of us played sports and I was good at mine. But these things don't necessarily describe who I am or what my personality is like. Girls want confidence, decent looks, and a level head, and maybe some sort of talent. get 1/2 and think you're in. Maybe not with the girls you want, but with one with a mutual attraction for you.
YA SEEM MAD BRO, chicks probably don't dig it. Just sayin.
xcloud66x
04/25/10, 10:14 PM
They aren't a vain fucking asshole.
I'm pretty sure that's the definition of douchebag.
introduction
04/25/10, 10:41 PM
Maybe. But do guys who are gorgeous date girls who are...less than gorgeous? No.
I've seen it quite a lot.
zion the lion
04/25/10, 10:53 PM
I've seen it quite a lot.
I've never seen a great looking guy with an ugly girl, ever.
introduction
04/26/10, 03:08 AM
I've never seen a great looking guy with an ugly girl, ever.
I don't know if you live in a particularly superficial part of the world, but I find that hard to believe.
catherinexhimel
04/26/10, 05:48 AM
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091209/425.ad.JerseyShore.120909.jpg
mymusicismylife
04/26/10, 07:07 AM
I've never seen a great looking guy with an ugly girl, ever.
Then you're sheltered, man. I see it all the time. Of course, working at walmart I see about everything. Hot girls with unattractive guys, hot guys with unattractive girls... they both happen a lot.
brenByah
04/26/10, 09:58 AM
I've never seen a great looking guy with an ugly girl, ever.
You need to get out more, it's everywhere.
no you aren't part of the problem, the problem is not the people that are cool chill and stuff it's those kids that sit around in the basement all day playing wow and feeding their cats that lack personalitys and get the best girls in town
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Viva Sonata
04/26/10, 11:10 AM
because you touch yourself at night.
/thread.
Kill yourself.
the seventeenth
04/26/10, 11:47 AM
Kill yourself.
you're an idiot.
de1337ed
04/26/10, 11:51 AM
I've never seen a great looking guy with an ugly girl, ever.
weren't you and i going to get married last night? :tumbleweed:
Viva Sonata
04/26/10, 12:51 PM
you're an idiot.
Sigh
the seventeenth
04/26/10, 01:10 PM
Sigh
hurts, don't it?
zion the lion
04/26/10, 04:18 PM
I don't know if you live in a particularly superficial part of the world, but I find that hard to believe.
wait nevermind, it just never happens to me.
Then you're sheltered, man. I see it all the time. Of course, working at walmart I see about everything. Hot girls with unattractive guys, hot guys with unattractive girls... they both happen a lot.
Walmart is...walmart. it's an adjective at this point.
weren't you and i going to get married last night? :tumbleweed:
Are you calling me ugly?
and yes but I got busy...we'll just get married today.
de1337ed
04/26/10, 06:44 PM
Are you calling me ugly?
and yes but I got busy...we'll just get married today.
I was hinting at that in a purely sardonic manner. but sounds good to me, just don't get busy again :o
zion the lion
04/26/10, 11:12 PM
I was hinting at that in a purely sardonic manner. but sounds good to me, just don't get busy again :o
There's no such thing as sardonic in my world, you're stuck with me buddy...until something better comes by or just some guy who's into cutting me.
PaperLantern
04/27/10, 11:46 PM
Maybe they have good grammar.
Chicks with good grammar are hot. I've dated girls with bad grammar, and it just annoys the fuck out of me. It would never stop me from dating somebody, but it's nice when a girl sends a text with the correct their/there/they're.
vivatoto56
04/28/10, 11:25 AM
Chicks with good grammar are hot. I've dated girls with bad grammar, and it just annoys the fuck out of me. It would never stop me from dating somebody, but it's nice when a girl sends a text with the correct their/there/they're.
I agree with you but I was actually making fun of the OP haha.
LikeSwingSets
04/29/10, 11:36 PM
Chicks with good grammar are hot. I've dated girls with bad grammar, and it just annoys the fuck out of me. It would never stop me from dating somebody, but it's nice when a girl sends a text with the correct their/there/they're.
Good spelling and grammar I (ashamedly) admit is a big thing for me. I hit the jackpot with mine :3
In response to the original message - most girls won't give a shit if you're good at sports, to them it'll just mean a certain amount of time you can't spend with them. Obv I'm not saying drop everything and go for her but I don't see why you'd expect to be seen as more attractive because of sport.
PaperLantern
04/29/10, 11:47 PM
Good spelling and grammar I (ashamedly) admit is a big thing for me. I hit the jackpot with mine :3
In response to the original message - most girls won't give a shit if you're good at sports, to them it'll just mean a certain amount of time you can't spend with them. Obv I'm not saying drop everything and go for her but I don't see why you'd expect to be seen as more attractive because of sport.
I don't think it is necessarily the fact that they play sports, but just that if you play sports, you are more likely to be in shape than someone who doesn't, which means girls are more likely to be attracted to you. Not because you play a sport, but the result of playing it. Also, people who play sports are generally more outgoing just because from what I've seen/played, sports makes you that way sometimes.
LikeSwingSets
04/29/10, 11:55 PM
I don't think it is necessarily the fact that they play sports, but just that if you play sports, you are more likely to be in shape than someone who doesn't, which means girls are more likely to be attracted to you. Not because you play a sport, but the result of playing it. Also, people who play sports are generally more outgoing just because from what I've seen/played, sports makes you that way sometimes.
ok, despite my avatar I do not play sports, I watch hockey and baseball but my girlfriend is always already in bed when these come on :)
1. I don't play sport and am in good shape
2. I'm very outgoing and chatty and fun or w/e
3. There is so so so much more to a person than how they look and their confidence, though I will say that it seems most girls just go out with absolute dicks and then are surprised when they get fucked over by them. The whole 'confident shouting and being a dick' thing seems to go along way/
4. I am not calling you a dick :)
EDIT: Also, I know TONS of fat football players (or soccer as most of yall'll say)
DOUBLE EDIT: Also, a footballer who I've never heard speak for 12 years.
PaperLantern
04/30/10, 01:00 AM
ok, despite my avatar I do not play sports, I watch hockey and baseball but my girlfriend is always already in bed when these come on :)
1. I don't play sport and am in good shape
2. I'm very outgoing and chatty and fun or w/e
3. There is so so so much more to a person than how they look and their confidence, though I will say that it seems most girls just go out with absolute dicks and then are surprised when they get fucked over by them. The whole 'confident shouting and being a dick' thing seems to go along way/
4. I am not calling you a dick :)
EDIT: Also, I know TONS of fat football players (or soccer as most of yall'll say)
DOUBLE EDIT: Also, a footballer who I've never heard speak for 12 years.
Lol, way to take my post and completely misunderstand it.
i play aussie rules football. hasnt made me more attractive to the ladies :-(
Jennurna Gray
04/30/10, 04:47 AM
Swagga.
brenByah
04/30/10, 08:33 AM
Chicks with good grammar are hot. I've dated girls with bad grammar, and it just annoys the fuck out of me. It would never stop me from dating somebody, but it's nice when a girl sends a text with the correct their/there/they're.
Definitely agree. I'm not real picky about it, but I dated a girl that seemed to misspell everything, and it got real old real fast. Her facebook statuses were atrocious.
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