Hot Teacher Thread

[vincelac]

Everyone has had a hot teacher. It was probably your English teacher. Tell us of your tales and experiences with these attractive educators.

[Time Bomb Clock]

Hot science teacher in 7th grade. All my english teachers were old... or dudes... or both.

[Ari Christos]

Might be going to Rutgersfest with mine this Friday. I got too close to give up now, I'm giving it everything I got.

[vincelac]

Hot science teacher in 7th grade. All my english teachers were old... or dudes... or both.
They can be hot.

[<*)))><]

My hot teacher was #43, Jasmin Farerra.

[vincelac]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/4128/75077171ak6.jpg

Student teacher my sophomore year. Fucking sexy.

[bung]

Can't find good pictures, but this was my cognitive psychology professor.. and she was a total milf.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v228/822/40/n1078269027_5021.jpg
and just found this one (hotter in person, trust me):
http://www.mnsu.edu/psych/people/lassonde/lassonde_k.jpg

This was my bio psych professor. She has HUGE tits, too.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v227/1255/45/n506988020_9271.jpg

jerked off to them both multiple times. of course, they're way hotter to me than they probably are to any of you cuz, well, they were my teachers. :-d

[boysandbulletsx]

My stats professor was a total hottie and he's in this indie band that's actually pretty damn good.

[SophGod]

last semester i had a fucking hot english teacher. god how i love her.

[vincelac]

Hot subs are the best.

[maxvsmaradona]

The brunette is a spanish teacher at my alma mater.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v651/136/118/667040917/n667040917_1850338_8411.jpg

[Smash Adams]

27 year old blonde health teacher in 7th grade, fun times fun times

[Ari Christos]

http://morethananelectrician.files.wordpre ss.com/2009/07/meatball20marinara.jpg

[bung]

^ holy fucking god. look at those breasts.

edit: haha two posts up

[maxvsmaradona]

^ holy fucking god. look at those breasts.

edit: haha two posts up

They're even better in person.

[phil19]

my year 10 english teacher was hot stuff. ms burris

[bung]

They're even better in person.

I'm jealous. You've jerked off to her a lot, haven't you?

[maxvsmaradona]

I'm jealous. You've jerked off to her a lot, haven't you?

No comment.

[Time Bomb Clock]

No comment.

Is as much a comment as is needed.

[bung]

Hahaha! This is going to be a legendary thread.

[Chancetobe]

One summer I did this Johns Hopkins thing, and our TA was fuckin' gorgeous. Probably helped that it was a class on mysteries, and there were only 2 boys and the rest girls, but every girl liked him. At the end of the year we were all creepers and tried to get pictures of him.

Otherwise, no hot teachers. There is this one econ professor who is pretty hot + Australian. But I purposely avoided taking his class because I knew I would never, ever pay attention - just dream about the accent.

[deFobbed14yrs]

Mr. Rostawanik - 6th grade science and Mr. Irving 9th grade engineering. omg

[allthewaysaid]

My 7th grade English teacher of course.
She knew I had a crush on her like almost every kid in her class, I dont feel like telling the whole story but she let me grab her ass.
Good times.

[re7ard1337]

i came here hoping someone had a story about banging their teacher... i'm disappointed.

[vincelac]

My 7th grade English teacher of course.
She knew I had a crush on her like almost every kid in her class, I dont feel like telling the whole story but she let me grab her ass.
Good times.
You better explain.

[yourface88]

high school junior year precalc teacher, holy crap. she had to leave in the middle of the semester for some bs reason...almost cried

[Hamlet]

My 7th grade English teacher of course.
She knew I had a crush on her like almost every kid in her class, I dont feel like telling the whole story but she let me grab her ass.
Good times.
The internet demands details.

I never had a smokin' hot teacher, though I did have a crush on my english teacher early on in high school. She wasn't the traditional definition of hot, but I thought she was really cute.

I find that teacher aides and student teachers, being younger, are usually hotter.

[vincelac]

My freshman year a teacher rumors were going around that a teacher banged a dude during senior trip. She didn't work at my school anymore after that year...

[cgant5316]

My 7th grade English teacher of course.
She knew I had a crush on her like almost every kid in her class, I dont feel like telling the whole story but she let me grab her ass.
Good times.
You better explain.

I second this notion

[allthewaysaid]

You better explain.

FINE! haha
She would catch me staring because I had a crush on her so she knew about my dirty thoughts about her, it kinda seemed like I was her favorite student. One day I stayed after school for tutoring and we were just talking we didn't do any real work so when it was time to leave she told me to give her a hug so I did but she grabbed my hands and she held them in her hips and she smiled and lowered them down to her ass and I squeezed her ass and she just kept smiling.
I was probably 12 or 13 yrs old so I didn't do anything else, nothing ever happened after that. Good shit.

[allthewaysaid]

The internet demands details.

I never had a smokin' hot teacher, though I did have a crush on my english teacher early on in high school. She wasn't the traditional definition of hot, but I thought she was really cute.

I find that teacher aides and student teachers, being younger, are usually hotter.

The explanation is down below.

[xapplexpiex]

FINE! haha
She would catch me staring because I had a crush on her so she knew about my dirty thoughts about her, it kinda seemed like I was her favorite student. One day I stayed after school for tutoring and we were just talking we didn't do any real work so when it was time to leave she told me to give her a hug so I did but she grabbed my hands and she held them in her hips and she smiled and lowered them down to her ass and I squeezed her ass and she just kept smiling.
I was probably 12 or 13 yrs old so I didn't do anything else, nothing ever happened after that. Good shit.
You, sir, were one lucky kid.

[Hamlet]

The explanation is down below.

Cool. I now have an erection.

[xapplexpiex]

Can't find good pictures, but this was my cognitive psychology professor.. and she was a total milf.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v228/822/40/n1078269027_5021.jpg
and just found this one (hotter in person, trust me):
http://www.mnsu.edu/psych/people/lassonde/lassonde_k.jpg

This was my bio psych professor. She has HUGE tits, too.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v227/1255/45/n506988020_9271.jpg

jerked off to them both multiple times. of course, they're way hotter to me than they probably are to any of you cuz, well, they were my teachers. :-d
WOW@the one in the middle.

[vincelac]

FINE! haha
She would catch me staring because I had a crush on her so she knew about my dirty thoughts about her, it kinda seemed like I was her favorite student. One day I stayed after school for tutoring and we were just talking we didn't do any real work so when it was time to leave she told me to give her a hug so I did but she grabbed my hands and she held them in her hips and she smiled and lowered them down to her ass and I squeezed her ass and she just kept smiling.
I was probably 12 or 13 yrs old so I didn't do anything else, nothing ever happened after that. Good shit.
You are such a fuckin' G.

[Two Headed Girl]

I'm studying to be a teacher now, and I have this super hot girl in my classes. I know all the kids she student-teaches beat it to her.

[Ari Christos]

Apparently a teacher at my school fucked Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low. There's a song or two or whatever that everybody thinks is about her.

[vincelac]

This thread is probably the best confidence booster for AP.net members majoring in education.

[Kurt Retenauer]

They can be hot.

Did the Brand New thread discussion spawn this thread? If so, then this is awesome. Haha.

[maxvsmaradona]

FINE! haha
She would catch me staring because I had a crush on her so she knew about my dirty thoughts about her, it kinda seemed like I was her favorite student. One day I stayed after school for tutoring and we were just talking we didn't do any real work so when it was time to leave she told me to give her a hug so I did but she grabbed my hands and she held them in her hips and she smiled and lowered them down to her ass and I squeezed her ass and she just kept smiling.
I was probably 12 or 13 yrs old so I didn't do anything else, nothing ever happened after that. Good shit.

I got an envious boner just reading that.

[vincelac]

Did the Brand New thread discussion spawn this thread? If so, then this is awesome. Haha.
Yes! It is brilliant.

[Kurt Retenauer]

Apparently a teacher at my school fucked Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low. There's a song or two or whatever that everybody thinks is about her.

Jaaaaaaseyyyyyy you're dressed to kill I'm calling you ouuuuuut. Haha.

[Derka Derka]

My environmental science teacher was pretty cute, I took her class just based on her looks.
My live sound instructor in college was hot too, she was like 23.

[Two Headed Girl]

This thread is probably the best confidence booster for AP.net members majoring in education.

Haha, as I said a couple posts up I'm an ed major, and a girl I know is interning with the teacher I interned with last semester and said all the girls (high school sophomores) always tell her I was so hot and ask her about me. I have no idea how to feel about that. May have just been the girl herself coming on to me, idk.

[3wotkris]

After high school, I stayed on to do Sixth Form and that sort of means I do lessons at 3 different schools. I go to one of these schools, find out in my first lesson that my English teacher is just about the hottest thing ever. Shame she's a bitch. Currently trying to find her facebook page...

Oh and my band's manager fucked a PE teacher from his high school a year after leaving, that's a pretty bro thing to do.

[Kurt Retenauer]

Yes! It is brilliant.

This thread has so much potential to deliver (and it partially already has).

Expecting so many pictures of teachers to show up. Hoping a teacher happens to stumble on the thread and find their picture (odds are slim, but it'd be hilarious).

[Ari Christos]

Jaaaaaaseyyyyyy you're dressed to kill I'm calling you ouuuuuut. Haha.

Hahah something like that. People still talk about it here. It's kinda annoying, because the teacher's real cool, and I'd like to believe they didn't bang.

[Two Headed Girl]

27 year old blonde health teacher in 7th grade, fun times fun times

Hot health teacher, must have made the whole erection lecture interesting lol

[vincelac]

I'd like to bang my sociology student teacher, just because she's really tiny. She's not even that attractive. Just tiny.

[Kurt Retenauer]

Hahah something like that. People still talk about it here. It's kinda annoying, because the teacher's real cool, and I'd like to believe they didn't bang.

I doubt it's true. I mean, you hear about things like that all the time. They may have been friends or something, and she may have told that to someone, hence rumors flying. We need Alex to confirm, haha.

[maxvsmaradona]

Snap. Was just creeping through hot spanish teacher's pictures to find another gem for you guys, and there's a picture with her and my sister.

[Kurt Retenauer]

Snap. Was just creeping through hot spanish teacher's pictures to find another gem for you guys, and there's a picture with her and my sister.

You won't post it!

[maxvsmaradona]

You won't post it!

that's right, i wont.

[vincelac]

Snap. Was just creeping through hot spanish teacher's pictures to find another gem for you guys, and there's a picture with her and my sister.
POST.

[maxvsmaradona]

i hate you guys

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v253/182/27/694464479/n694464479_585967_5151.jpg

[vincelac]

i hate you guys

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v253/182/27/694464479/n694464479_585967_5151.jpg
FUCK YEAH.

[Ari Christos]

I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT

x

[Two Headed Girl]

I would have done even worse in Spanish if that spicy Latina was my teacher, damn.

[Two Headed Girl]

Which raises the question, do you generally do worse or better in a class with a hot teacher? Too distracted to do well, or try extra hard to impress them?

[maxvsmaradona]

I wouldn't be able to focus. And the day I found out spanish teacher had a bf, I was all like

ee925OTFBCA&feature=related

[Kurt Retenauer]

So, which ones the hottie and which one's your sister? They both seem hot to me!

/tooldouchebagpostoftheday

[bung]

So, which ones the hottie and which one's your sister? They both seem hot to me!

/tooldouchebagpostoftheday

You gotta be kidding me! The one is a fat, pudgy, evolutionary disaster. The other is the hot teacher.

[Two Headed Girl]

LOL, that's classic

[Kurt Retenauer]

You gotta be kidding me! The one is a fat, pudgy, evolutionary disaster. The other is the hot teacher.

It was a... (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+joke)

[bung]

It was a... (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+joke)

Hahaha, my bad. Too drunk to get jokes.

[Kurt Retenauer]

Hahaha, my bad. Too drunk to get jokes.

Oh man, you're drunk. My apologies, haha, not trying to pick on the drunk guy.

[de1337ed]

i was student assistant for the english office for 2 years. i got to see 5 student teachers go through, 3 of which were girls, 2 of which were attractive, and one of which i was frequently alone with during that hour and 40 minute block. good times.

[DevinDomino]

The only one I can think of was not really a teacher. She was an student teacher at my school for U.S. history from the University of Texas last year. She would go to my school every tuesday and thursday and I would ask her for help and just hog her from the other students the entire time! I had no real problem with U.S. history. She was just a beautiful girl. She even gave me her cell number once so I could "call her if I needed assitance while doing homework." Never did call her though.

[roughroads]

FINE! haha
She would catch me staring because I had a crush on her so she knew about my dirty thoughts about her, it kinda seemed like I was her favorite student. One day I stayed after school for tutoring and we were just talking we didn't do any real work so when it was time to leave she told me to give her a hug so I did but she grabbed my hands and she held them in her hips and she smiled and lowered them down to her ass and I squeezed her ass and she just kept smiling.
I was probably 12 or 13 yrs old so I didn't do anything else, nothing ever happened after that. Good shit.

I'm sorry, but I call bullshit on that.
If it's true; congrats, thats sick. But I highly doubt that it is in-fact true.

[maxvsmaradona]

You gotta be kidding me! The one is a fat, pudgy, evolutionary disaster. The other is the hot teacher.

Hey, suck a dick, guy. That's my sister you're talking about.

[bung]

Hey, suck a dick, guy. That's my sister you're talking about.

If it's any consolation, at least I won't be sticking my dick in her. :shrug:

[Kurt Retenauer]

Hey, suck a dick, guy. That's my sister you're talking about.

Yeah, being drunk is no excuse for insulting one's sister. For the record, no insults on your sister on my behalf :wave: We're cool or so I hope

[aradiantsunrise]

9th grade math teacher. 23 years old, she was a bitch though.

[maxvsmaradona]

If it's any consolation, at least I won't be sticking my dick in her. :shrug:

You would both be doing yourselves a great favor by not doing that

Yeah, being drunk is no excuse for insulting one's sister. For the record, no insults on your sister on my behalf :wave: We're cool or so I hope

Ahah, yeah, we're cool. I know you well enough to know where you're coming from haha

[Kurt Retenauer]

You would both be doing yourselves a great favor by not doing that



Ahah, yeah, we're cool. I know you well enough to know where you're coming from haha

Ohhh and Max comes in for the win! Haha, and I hate the saying FTW.

Glad you picked up that I was making a joke.

[tfot11]

Apparently a teacher at my school fucked Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low. There's a song or two or whatever that everybody thinks is about her.
what's the teacher's name? I know someone who went to school with them, I'll ask.

[Jake Denning]

There's this this student teacher chick thats like 22 that works at the K-8 school I volunteer at; She always wears these black spandex pants and I want to spank her so badly.

[Kurt Retenauer]

There's this this student teacher chick thats like 22 that works at the K-8 school I volunteer at; She always wears these black spandex pants and I want to spank her so badly.

AKA every college girl ever. Seriously though, who started that trend? Who thought that one day, wearing tights was enough? Girls used to be called sluts if their skirts were too short and their butt stuck out the back, despite their tights covering them. Now, girls wear tights as pants. I don't know, just always boggled my mind as to who was the first/decided it was okay to just wear tights as pants. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, just looking back on it, it was never okay until recently.

[allthewaysaid]

I'm sorry, but I call bullshit on that.
If it's true; congrats, thats sick. But I highly doubt that it is in-fact true.
Yeah, I doubt it too, seems kinda shady.
My guess is he gets off from trying to impress completely strangers.

[cuzimlefthanded]

Apparently a teacher at my school fucked Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low. There's a song or two or whatever that everybody thinks is about her.

Jaaaaaaseyyyyyy you're dressed to kill I'm calling you ouuuuuut. Haha.

Hahah something like that. People still talk about it here. It's kinda annoying, because the teacher's real cool, and I'd like to believe they didn't bang.

I doubt it's true. I mean, you hear about things like that all the time. They may have been friends or something, and she may have told that to someone, hence rumors flying. We need Alex to confirm, haha.

He mentions something about an affair in this interview. Watched this a long time ago and your guys' comments reminded me about this.

He starts talking about it around 2:30
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[billmar]

Might be going to Rutgersfest with mine this Friday. I got too close to give up now, I'm giving it everything I got.

I cannot fucking wait.

Currently have a hot teacher for Intro to Comparative Politics, but she's dumb as bricks.

[StartAngry&Mad]

AKA every college girl ever. Seriously though, who started that trend? Who thought that one day, wearing tights was enough? Girls used to be called sluts if their skirts were too short and their butt stuck out the back, despite their tights covering them. Now, girls wear tights as pants. I don't know, just always boggled my mind as to who was the first/decided it was okay to just wear tights as pants. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, just looking back on it, it was never okay until recently.
Just posted the other day on my FB "Tights aren't a replacement for pants." A girl at the University of Western Ontario (school famous for the Saugeen Stripper) commented that "it depends on how good of an ass she has". I mean, I like a good bum as much as the next guy, but seriously, tights leave nothing to the imagination, and seeing high school girls wearing only tights and a plaid shirt makes me uncomfortable.

[Hamlet]

AKA every college girl ever. Seriously though, who started that trend? Who thought that one day, wearing tights was enough? Girls used to be called sluts if their skirts were too short and their butt stuck out the back, despite their tights covering them. Now, girls wear tights as pants. I don't know, just always boggled my mind as to who was the first/decided it was okay to just wear tights as pants. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, just looking back on it, it was never okay until recently.

Ugh, this is happening around here too, mainly among the high school population. They're called "jights", and they're blue tights, with the jean stitching pattern down the sides of the legs and 'pockets'. I spoke to a 15 year old on a bus ride home after a concert about them, she likes them because they're more comfortable, but apparently because of the stitch design, they still retain the stylishness of jeans. /facepalm

Tights pretending to be jeans. It's ridiculous.

[CheckeredFloors]

Currently searching for pictures of my current homeroom AND English teacher.
She's near on the perfect blonde who is unfortunately engaged to one of the douchebag PE teachers M-(

[Carolina.Alex]

Apparently a teacher at my school fucked Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low. There's a song or two or whatever that everybody thinks is about her.


Does she hang out in coffee shops?

[ohitsmark]

During my senior year, we had a very attractive health teacher. One day my friends were talking to her and said something of "You doing better?" to her. I asked what it was about and she said that she just caught her boyfriend cheating on her over the weekend. I pretty much said that he sucks and not to worry. I then asked her out, seriously. She laughed and thought it was a joke saying, "Oh Mark, you know how to make me smile.", to which I replied "No, I'm serious. I'll pick you up Friday. We'll go get some nice Italian dinner or whatever you want.". She chuckled and that was it.

Later during summer school, I saw her in a Dunkin Donuts before school and we talked a bit. She told me about how she had to do laundry because she didn't have any clean underwear. Nothing happened after that. :|

[zachff]

Can't find good pictures, but this was my cognitive psychology professor.. and she was a total milf.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v228/822/40/n1078269027_5021.jpg
and just found this one (hotter in person, trust me):
http://www.mnsu.edu/psych/people/lassonde/lassonde_k.jpg

This was my bio psych professor. She has HUGE tits, too.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v227/1255/45/n506988020_9271.jpg

jerked off to them both multiple times. of course, they're way hotter to me than they probably are to any of you cuz, well, they were my teachers. :-d

By posting pictures you have jumped headfirst across the "I'm a fucking creepster" line, but I applaud you for that.

[secretsociety92]

My English teacher was hot in High School and my science teacher was nearly as hot too, she liked Poison which was a plus.

[zachff]

Ugh, this is happening around here too, mainly among the high school population. They're called "jights", and they're blue tights, with the jean stitching pattern down the sides of the legs and 'pockets'. I spoke to a 15 year old on a bus ride home after a concert about them, she likes them because they're more comfortable, but apparently because of the stitch design, they still retain the stylishness of jeans. /facepalm

Tights pretending to be jeans. It's ridiculous.
In the US those are referred to as "jeggings" (jeans/leggings) but they definitely aren't popular by any means.

[amo.]

My 10th grade French teacher...holy shit. Haha. Engaged now though - what a shame.

[Kurt Retenauer]

Just posted the other day on my FB "Tights aren't a replacement for pants." A girl at the University of Western Ontario (school famous for the Saugeen Stripper) commented that "it depends on how good of an ass she has". I mean, I like a good bum as much as the next guy, but seriously, tights leave nothing to the imagination, and seeing high school girls wearing only tights and a plaid shirt makes me uncomfortable.

Ugh, this is happening around here too, mainly among the high school population. They're called "jights", and they're blue tights, with the jean stitching pattern down the sides of the legs and 'pockets'. I spoke to a 15 year old on a bus ride home after a concert about them, she likes them because they're more comfortable, but apparently because of the stitch design, they still retain the stylishness of jeans. /facepalm

Tights pretending to be jeans. It's ridiculous.

Glad to see I'm not the only one who picks issue with this. Just a recent trend that always bothered/confused me. Like I said, someone, somewhere, had to decide, "Yeah, these are okay as pants." We need to find her, haha.

[Kurt Retenauer]

In the US those are referred to as "jeggings" (jeans/leggings) but they definitely aren't popular by any means.

Maybe not in Chi-Town but they're all the rage here in Pittsburgh/any University here.

[Manicapathy]

New latin teacher, most definatley. That class is the shit

[zachff]

Maybe not in Chi-Town but they're all the rage here in Pittsburgh/any University here.
Anything that is sold as clothing in Walgreens cannot be the rage.

[bobcatbob18]

I wouldn't be able to focus. And the day I found out spanish teacher had a bf, I was all like

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I've actually seen that Intervention. As touching as that moment was, as soon as the dad opened his mouth, I was rolling on the ground.

Nothing and I repeat NOTHING beats milf teachers.

[roughroads]

Yeah, I doubt it too, seems kinda shady.
My guess is he gets off from trying to impress completely strangers.

This is confusing,
I don't know whether you're being sarcastic or just trolling and trying to mind fuck me...

[Kurt Retenauer]

Anything that is sold as clothing in Walgreens cannot be the rage.

I'd post pictures of girls from here dawning the jeggings, but I don't want to look like a creep for taking pictures of them/flattering them into thinking they're cool. But, everyone here wears them.

[spunkmastaflex]

My 7th grade social science teacher used to be a cheerleader at my high school, after she graduated she came to my school and taught. She was freaking gorgeous, and for halloween... she wore her old cheerleader outfit, it was pretty epic. Guys talked about her from 7th to senior year of high school still reminiscing about how hot she was

[Deadbolt23]

I do not get the problem with leggings as pants. Shit's hot.

Also, I've never had a hot teacher. Disappointing stuff.

[Kozzy333]

My grade 10 math teacher was totally hot. Apparently she works at a bar on weekends. That has been confirmed by her but another rumor persists that it is a strip club. I don't think she is stripper hot though. Don't have a picture of her (I'm not a creeper).

[new_arbiter]

French prof last semester. She was very nice, too. There's no way that I actually deserved a B in that class.

[maxvsmaradona]

I do not get the problem with leggings as pants. Shit's hot.

So much this. Seriously, you gonna hate on this?

http://wordsaboutthings.files.wordpress.co m/2010/02/girl-wearing-leggings.jpg

I bet she's a science teacher, too. That'd be awesome.

Anyhoo, I made a thread in General about leggings/yoga pants. it's a good thread

[introduction]

i want one.

[studskalny]

^ super hotness. I also highly enjoy hot girls wearing leggings as pants all the time..although it was kinda sad seeing some girls wear them outside in 20 degree weather.

But anyway, there was a hot teacher or two but the most memorable would be a guidance counselor who was supposedly a stripper beforehand..pretty incredible.

[terror_91]

My 7th grade English teacher of course.
She knew I had a crush on her like almost every kid in her class, I dont feel like telling the whole story but she let me grab her ass.
Good times.
Fuck that. Tell me the story now.

[tottivillarossi]

I wouldn't be able to focus. And the day I found out spanish teacher had a bf, I was all like

ee925OTFBCA&feature=related
WHAT THE FUCK

[maxvsmaradona]

WHAT THE FUCK

Oh, Intervention on A&E, how you bring teh lolz

[tottivillarossi]

Oh, Intervention on A&E, how you bring teh lolz
I hoping someone on Facebook changes their relationship status today, just so I can use that vid.

[maxvsmaradona]

I hoping someone on Facebook changes their relationship status today, just so I can use that vid.

hahah that'd be epic. I know this bitty who gets a new bf every three weeks. Will be using that video.

[Griff]

This thread is probably the best confidence booster for AP.net members majoring in education.


You sir, are correct.

[jco3]

FINE! haha
She would catch me staring because I had a crush on her so she knew about my dirty thoughts about her, it kinda seemed like I was her favorite student. One day I stayed after school for tutoring and we were just talking we didn't do any real work so when it was time to leave she told me to give her a hug so I did but she grabbed my hands and she held them in her hips and she smiled and lowered them down to her ass and I squeezed her ass and she just kept smiling.
I was probably 12 or 13 yrs old so I didn't do anything else, nothing ever happened after that. Good shit.

this has got to be made up!!! Man, I'm Jealous if it's true.

[Kassie09]

I have had a few hot teachers.
i totally would have banged them. too bad I never got the opportunity.

[Two Headed Girl]

MMMMMM leggingpants om nom nom. One time a girl caught me peakin at her ass in them and she looked all offended. I'm like "pleaseee why you wearin them if you're not tryin to get creeped on?"

[herestoyoufla]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/4128/75077171ak6.jpg

Student teacher my sophomore year. Fucking sexy.

i laughed.
haha

[jwicklun]

my 7th grade and 8th grade english teachers. Both were were soooo hot.

[frenchatticus]

My debate teacher is really hot, and she's got this Egyptian/indie thing going on...kind of exotic haha.

Accidently bumped into her and talked a little bit at a New Found/Saves the Day show. She definitely earned cool points there.

[Deadbolt23]

MMMMMM leggingpants om nom nom. One time a girl caught me peakin at her ass in them and she looked all offended. I'm like "pleaseee why you wearin them if you're not tryin to get creeped on?"

Be cool :shiftyeyes:

[Neogeo3do]

This is a funny thread. I have been a teacher in Florida for the past 3 years and have noticed a real lack of attractive female teachers in the high school setting. All the hot ones are in elementary schools.

[StartAngry&Mad]

hahah that'd be epic. I know this bitty who gets a new bf every three weeks. Will be using that video.
Someone needs to bring back "bitty" in a big way. And why not "skirt" while we're at it.

[StartAngry&Mad]

So much this. Seriously, you gonna hate on this?

http://wordsaboutthings.files.wordpress.co m/2010/02/girl-wearing-leggings.jpg

I bet she's a science teacher, too. That'd be awesome.

Anyhoo, I made a thread in General about leggings/yoga pants. it's a good thread
It's one thing to see a girl modeling the look, and another to try and take a girl seriously looking like that in a library or subway. Plus, not even 20 hot girls in leggings make up for seeing one moose knuckle, but that's just me.

[maxvsmaradona]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Edna_Krabappel.png

[Laural666]

I have a hott coach.

[Ari Christos]

He mentions something about an affair in this interview. Watched this a long time ago and your guys' comments reminded me about this.

He starts talking about it around 2:30
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Ehh I still don't buy it. Or, don't want to at least haha.

I cannot fucking wait.

Currently have a hot teacher for Intro to Comparative Politics, but she's dumb as bricks.

Fucking pumped man, it'll be a great time!

And @ the bolded: all the better.

[Two Headed Girl]

My debate teacher is really hot, and she's got this Egyptian/indie thing going on...kind of exotic haha.

Accidently bumped into her and talked a little bit at a New Found/Saves the Day show. She definitely earned cool points there.

Fuck, I'm in love with her already.


Also, can we just show some general milf love in here? This specimen here is a 27 year old friend of my sister, who has a son that goes to the camp I work at and a sister who is in the same teaching certificate program as me sooooo I'm counting her.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs524.ash1/30791_1453363653627_1219377954_1317 840_8309154_n.jpg

[UnderMyDreams]

Ehh I still don't buy it. Or, don't want to at least haha.



Fucking pumped man, it'll be a great time!

And @ the bolded: all the better.

Na, he's said it multiple times and I'm pretty sure that it's true. He wrote Coffee Shop Soundtrack and Six Feet Under the Stars about it. Supposedly Damned if I Do Ya and Straight Up Hustler are about it too.

[UnderMyDreams]

Hahah something like that. People still talk about it here. It's kinda annoying, because the teacher's real cool, and I'd like to believe they didn't bang.

Jaaaaaaseyyyyyy you're dressed to kill I'm calling you ouuuuuut. Haha.

Nope, Jasey is not about the teacher. I know 100% for sure who Jasey is about.

As I said above, Coffee Shop Soundtrack and Six Feet are.

[Kurt Retenauer]

Nope, Jasey is not about the teacher. I know 100% for sure who Jasey is about.

As I said above, Coffee Shop Soundtrack and Six Feet are.
I know, I was just making a joke. My sister's met the girl Jasey was about.

[UnderMyDreams]

I know, I was just making a joke. My sister's met the girl Jasey was about.

Haha. Nice. My friend is friends with her, sick brags all around! Alex was a total dick to her though.

[emoishardcore]

fitting. this week is teacher appreciation week. here's to you hot teacher.

[Ari Christos]

Na, he's said it multiple times and I'm pretty sure that it's true. He wrote Coffee Shop Soundtrack and Six Feet Under the Stars about it. Supposedly Damned if I Do Ya and Straight Up Hustler are about it too.

Still writes about it? Sounds about time to get over it.

[UnderMyDreams]

Still writes about it? Sounds about time to get over it.

It's possible that he just has a bunch of songs written about it and just is using them, who knows.

Anyways, the story in Damned if I Do Ya matches up with the married woman thing, and so does the video. I bet it's at least somewhat about it.

[Kurt Retenauer]

Haha. Nice. My friend is friends with her, sick brags all around! Alex was a total dick to her though.

Siq br4gz dude! Haha but that is pretty cool. And I'd never put being a dick past Alex, he was a huge tool when I met him. Signed my shirt when I didn't want it signed, haha.

[UnderMyDreams]

Siq br4gz dude! Haha but that is pretty cool. And I'd never put being a dick past Alex, he was a huge tool when I met him. Signed my shirt when I didn't want it signed, haha.

How exactly did that happen? haha. He's been real awesome every time I've talked to him.

[thesollopsist]

My english teacher in year 10 was hot but a little bitchy. She called this fat kid tubsy and told him to get out of class. Good stuff :-d

[Two Headed Girl]

lol she had to get fired after that right?

[Cheshire_Buddha]

Ah, seventh grade. Ms. Jenkins. Twenty-five years old and all the boys wanted her. At the same time, her college 'friend', Ms. Pigue, began to TA for my classroom. She was equally hot. I don't remember a lot about seventh grade, but I do remember all of my perverted sexual fantasties.

Ms. Jenkins ended up getting married and becoming a highly religious, uppity bitch. Doesn't matter anyway, she lost all of her hotness after she pushed out her first kid and packed on thirty pounds.

Ms. Pigue, on the other hand, remained hot after she had her kid. Got even better when she dyed her hair. Ended up having an affair with a guy in my class two years after we graduated, causing her to get a divorce from her husband. Don't think it was worth it, considering the dude couldn't tell the difference between an asshole and a vagina. She will be mine one day, oh yes, she will be mine.

[terror_91]

Don't think it was worth it, considering the dude couldn't tell the difference between an asshole and a vagina. She will be mine one day, oh yes, she will be mine.
Between a what and a what? :-p

[superdork]

Had a sub today that the guys in my class clearly though was hot. She said she was still working on getting her degree and didn't look any older than 25.

and, there's this one male sub at my school who is pretty hot. If I remember correctly, he's in a band and I went to a show that his band opened for and wouldn't take his shirt off because he recognized alot of the girls in the crowd from school. Which is a shame.

[Kurt Retenauer]

How exactly did that happen? haha. He's been real awesome every time I've talked to him.

Haha I went to shake his hand, and my shirt was in it, so he took that as me wanting an autograph. But, I didn't. Haha.

[Kurt Retenauer]

I do not get the problem with leggings as pants. Shit's hot.

Also, I've never had a hot teacher. Disappointing stuff.

Not saying I have a problem with it. Just questioning when it became socially acceptable to walk outside in something that is usually and always has been worn under something else.

[Two Headed Girl]

More hot teachers, less all time low chat thread.

[ohitsmark]

More hot teachers, less all time low chat thread.

And more pictures.

[Two Headed Girl]

And more pictures.

I posted a picture of a super hot milf and everyone was too busy looking at Alex Gaskarth to notice it!

[vincelac]

I posted a picture of a super hot milf and everyone was too busy looking at Alex Gaskarth to notice it!
Alex is a MILF.

[Ari Christos]

Alex is one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen.

[Two Headed Girl]

He does have that classic Kate Gosselin/MILF haircut.

[mymusicismylife]

Freshman year English teacher. Always wore a thong and tight clothes, and it was very easy to get glances up her skirt.

[geebee889]

I had a really attractive History teacher named Mr. Ingram in 10th grade. He was in his 20's, and damn was he good looking.

[BornUnderPunches]

Freshman year English teacher. Always wore a thong and tight clothes, and it was very easy to get glances up her skirt.
Ahhh the 15 year old boys dream haha

[maxvsmaradona]

I don't think girls should be allowed to post in this thread about guy teachers. It really kills it for me.

[.invisible ink.]

I don't think girls should be allowed to post in this thread about guy teachers. It really kills it for me.

tough shit. girls are allowed to fantasize about their hot teachers too.

equal rights and all that crap.

[ohitsmark]

I posted a picture of a super hot milf and everyone was too busy looking at Alex Gaskarth to notice it!

Oh I know and I appreciate it. But still. Mostly all words so far! :[

[Two Headed Girl]

Oh I know and I appreciate it. But still. Mostly all words so far! :[

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v227/1495/66/n42505512_5368.jpg
Girl in my education program. Tell me the boys she teaches don't look forward to her class all day?

[maxvsmaradona]

tough shit. girls are allowed to fantasize about their hot teachers too.

equal rights and all that crap.

Yeah, no.

[ohitsmark]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v227/1495/66/n42505512_5368.jpg
Girl in my education program. Tell me the boys she teaches don't look forward to her class all day?

I would.


If I had more hot teachers, I'd pay attention more.

[Two Headed Girl]

Nice pearl necklace ;-)

[superdork]

Not saying I have a problem with it. Just questioning when it became socially acceptable to walk outside in something that is usually and always has been worn under something else.

Well, there's two types of leggings: there's the kind that are like tights, that SHOULD be worn under tights, that many girls do not seem to get. Then there are heavier ones, meant to be worn on their own.

The heavier ones have been around since the 80's i guess, but just went out of style for a long time. They were also pretty big with the K-5 crowd when i was younger

[I am Mick]

I had two super attractive social studies teachers, an attractive english teacher and a fucking gorgeous teacher that nobody really knew what she did. She taught like...study hall and lunchroom monitoring. Had to be hired just for how hot she was

[arizonahotrock]

I was going to come in here and say that this thread is worthless without pictures...

So far, this thread is delivering! Thumbs up!

[Two Headed Girl]

Well, there's two types of leggings: there's the kind that are like tights, that SHOULD be worn under tights, that many girls do not seem to get. Then there are heavier ones, meant to be worn on their own.

The heavier ones have been around since the 80's i guess, but just went out of style for a long time. They were also pretty big with the K-5 crowd when i was younger

Something about this was hilarious to me and I instantly remembered all the girls from elementary school who who rocked loose purple leggings (no pedo)

[TheQ]

AKA every college girl ever. Seriously though, who started that trend? Who thought that one day, wearing tights was enough? Girls used to be called sluts if their skirts were too short and their butt stuck out the back, despite their tights covering them. Now, girls wear tights as pants. I don't know, just always boggled my mind as to who was the first/decided it was okay to just wear tights as pants. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, just looking back on it, it was never okay until recently.

Incredible pun alert

[jmirand1]

I had a hot health teacher in 9th grade that never wore a bra, and it was always chilly our classroom. I sat in class with a boner the entire time she taught the Sexuality chapter.

[TheQ]

I had a hot health teacher in 9th grade that never wore a bra, and it was always chilly our classroom. I sat in class with a boner the entire time she taught the Sexuality chapter.

Hot teachers and chilly classrooms are a great mix.

[MattYako]

Haha. Nice. My friend is friends with her, sick brags all around! Alex was a total dick to her though.


He still is a dick to everyone because hes so fucking famous now.

In my middle school there was this smoking 4th grade teacher...soo nicee

[vincelac]

My aunt-in-law who died after childbirth was a hot teacher...

[Two Headed Girl]

:-0

[BigG1392]

...7th/8th grade Japanese teacher... oh lord. She was always pregnant though, married this ugly ass construction worker who looks like a clown. Still baffles me to this day.

[mymusicismylife]

...7th/8th grade Japanese teacher... oh lord. She was always pregnant though, married this ugly ass construction worker who looks like a clown. Still baffles me to this day.

Oh man. I'll ignore the last part and just bask in the glory of those first 5 words.

[yayitsjoe]

currently my favorite thread on ap.net.

had this gorgeous teacher last year, she's in her mid-forties. but she's a saint. can't really consider her "hot" when she's one of the sweetest ladies i know.

[Michifoxx]

My world history teacher last year. Omg! he was sexyy!

[mymusicismylife]

My last comp teacher wasn't hot, but she apparently she wrote romance/porn novels and was rather... open about some of her past experiences.

[imagination]

my spanish professor and another TA
my professor is such a cougar but holy shit giiiirl
and my ta is a qt

[Yellowcard2006]

We need pics for this thread to work.

[mymusicismylife]

^^That's what I've been thinking. Unfortunately, I have no pictures.

[UnderMyDreams]

He still is a dick to everyone because hes so fucking famous now.

In my middle school there was this smoking 4th grade teacher...soo nicee

Well... He was apparently a dick to her way before he was famous. He knew her before he was signed...

[MattYako]

Well... He was apparently a dick to her way before he was famous. He knew her before he was signed...

Well shit I guess its just in his blood...like he is really stuck up now...its crazy.

[i_am_sexy]

my 7th grade english teacher was a pornstar. didnt realize it after i watched a video with her in it and well...did the tossy thingy with my hand.

[bacon06]

Teacher at my alma mater got busted for sexting with a student. Now he is facing 12 other felonies and something like 270 years in jail. Apparently he was Skyping with a 15 year old student, while drunk, and started stripping and beating off. He was the girls basketball coach too. Aaaand this is the third place he has been a pederast.

[drevans18]

haha @ this thread.

[bung]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c283/south13side/hitthat3times9nc.jpg

EDIT: WTF there was a hot teacher posted above this. And the douche must have deleted his post.

[mymusicismylife]

Teacher at my alma mater got busted for sexting with a student. Now he is facing 12 other felonies and something like 270 years in jail. Apparently he was Skyping with a 15 year old student, while drunk, and started stripping and beating off. He was the girls basketball coach too. Aaaand this is the third place he has been a pederast.

Sounds like a real winner.

Seriously though, how can he be that dumb?

[cavanaughpark09]

My debate teacher is really hot, and she's got this Egyptian/indie thing going on...kind of exotic haha.

Accidently bumped into her and talked a little bit at a New Found/Saves the Day show. She definitely earned cool points there.


I think this would be the most awkward situation ever, running into one of my students at a show. No offense, just awkward.

[bung]

more pictures, please. I've done my part.

[bacon06]

Sounds like a real winner.

Seriously though, how can he be that dumb?

Oh, and I forgot to mention his first wife and child left him after suspicions he was boinking a 15 year old high school girl. And now his second wife is due with a child at the end of May. Once a perv, always a perv.

[mymusicismylife]

Oh, and I forgot to mention his first wife and child left him after suspicions he was boinking a 15 year old high school girl. And now his second wife is due with a child at the end of May. Once a perv, always a perv.

I'd say the guy needs psychiatric help, but it seems like he doesn't want to change, so I'm not sure how much good it would do.

[vincelac]

Oh, and I forgot to mention his first wife and child left him after suspicions he was boinking a 15 year old high school girl. And now his second wife is due with a child at the end of May. Once a perv, always a perv.
Is second wife the 15 year old girl?

[frenchatticus]

I think this would be the most awkward situation ever, running into one of my students at a show. No offense, just awkward.

None taken, though it was not awkward at all. She just talked about how she grew up on Saves the Day and how she was hoping she wouldn't run into one of her students...maybe it was awkward.

[Loveisa4lttrwrd]

my 7th grade english teacher was a pornstar. didnt realize it after i watched a video with her in it and well...did the tossy thingy with my hand.

Name/Link or it didn't happen.

[bacon06]

Is second wife the 15 year old girl?

That would be rich with irony, but no, his second wife is actually of age. And from what I hear, pretty good looking to boot.

[terror_91]

My economics teacher is sort of hot. She is a bit chubbs though.

She is also a complete bitch which is a bit of a nightmare.

[Jennurna Gray]

My old algebra teacher was kind of attractive. We had a hot bio sub the other day and his name was Amy... O.o

[Stevesayshi]

In 9th grade my history teacher was the most bone-able single 27 year old i'd ever come across.

[Cuddleworthy]

Ms. Starr anyone

[klaz]

my 7th grade english teacher was a pornstar. didnt realize it after i watched a video with her in it and well...did the tossy thingy with my hand.

Weird.. the same thing was said about my 7th grade english teacher too. Except I still don't know whether it was true or not.

[bung]

Ms. Starr anyone

I love Ms. Starr! She makes my pants not fit as well.

[catherinexhimel]

Everyone has had a hot teacher. It was probably your English teacher. Tell us of your tales and experiences with these attractive educators.


Ewww my mom's an English teacher.

[TangledUp]

I wish I had a picture. But my lit professor looked like a blonde Jimmy Fallon with black rimmed glasses. He was so tiny and cute and delicious. There was a hot history teacher at my high school, but lucky for me I ended up with the 70 year old alcoholic instead.

[vincelac]

Ewww my mom's an English teacher.
Well I probably have envisioned your mother naked.

[Jonasmurdock]

I wonder if my kindergarten teacher is still hot.

[Kurt Retenauer]

My kindergarten teacher was a lesbian.

[maxvsmaradona]

Well I probably have envisioned your mother naked.

I did too. :buddies:

[catherinexhimel]

Well I probably have envisioned your mother naked.


My poor mother.

[vincelac]

My poor mother.
She should have went into history.

[Xx sorrow xX]

nope, never

[sodamnclever]

I think this would be the most awkward situation ever, running into one of my students at a show. No offense, just awkward.
Agreed! I am student teaching in the fall and I am already anticipating awkward situations when I see students outside of the classroom. haha

[EasySkankin]

any saucy teacher-student sex scandals?

[Drown_The_City]

7th grade teacher was a pornstar

[Hamlet]

any saucy teacher-student sex scandals?

If you want to read up on some real life scandals, I had a look at our country's Teachers Council site and found the case results from the Disciplinary Tribunal, who are basically the judges for teachers and misconduct. Check out the stories at:

http://www.teacherscouncil.govt.nz/cnc/process/dtdecisions/

All sorts of things from embezzling, incompetence, verbal and physical abuse, teachers having porn on their computers, and of course, teachers having sex with students.

[muttley]

My second period teacher in 10th grade was cute. Early/mid twenties I think. I used to always bag on my friend for saying it, but I knew he was right.

Also, did no one post the Hot For Teacher video, or what? Too easy?

7th grade teacher was a pornstar

Fuck you for leaving out every single detail you possibly could in that post.

[whoaisame]

my new professor is banging.

[EasySkankin]

If you want to read up on some real life scandals, I had a look at our country's Teachers Council site and found the case results from the Disciplinary Tribunal, who are basically the judges for teachers and misconduct. Check out the stories at:

http://www.teacherscouncil.govt.nz/cnc/process/dtdecisions/

All sorts of things from embezzling, incompetence, verbal and physical abuse, and of course, teachers having sex with students.
damn haha that's a juicy site

Shit like that happens here a lot

[bung]

No one cares about your hot teacher if you don't post pics.

[mymusicismylife]

Thread needs pics for sure.

[percussionguita]

Science teacher in 10th grade. Also did yoga for us at one point, hottest ass ever.

[littleblackcher]

my literature professor at Uni - ages ago, really fancied him, and he saved my ass at exams - i was total embarrassment - thank you proffessor <3