Getting girls.

[The_Blackout94]

So what do you guys do when you like a girl/guy? Just say it straight, or what?.
I just thought it would be interesting to see this.

[SophomoricSlump]

I'm awkward around people I like at first.

[terror_91]

I'm an awkward person as well. I can get a bit quiet and feel like I run out of things to say.

[Two Headed Girl]

http://watersecretsblog.com/archives/Bacardi.gif

[Forever.Zero]

nobody likes me

[Yellowcard2006]

I'm an awkward person as well. I can get a bit quiet and feel like I run out of things to say.
Just keep asking questions.

[SophomoricSlump]

I'm an awkward person as well. I can get a bit quiet and feel like I run out of things to say.

I do that, and get very wordy when I say things.

[drevans18]

nobody likes me

well thats depressing

[HometownHero]

I pull my dick out

[terror_91]

Just keep asking questions.
I know but then I run out of questions I swear haha. I just need to speak to more girls and I'll get over it.

[terror_91]

I pull my dick out
If in doubt whip it out.

[Manicapathy]

Usually just start shooting the shit with them, just as friends or something. Get them digits, and you're green. And I feel the need to share this here, too. I learned this trick in a public speaking class (taught by the basketball coach....just fyi). When ya get that weird, akward silence going, and ya can't think of anything else to say, bust out this little chestnut: "So, what's your favorite kind of cheese?"

Trust me, it works. That snowballs into something about sandwiches, favorite restaurants, etc.

Your welcome.

Edit: 777TH POST! I WIN!

[de1337ed]

whip it out and hit 'em with it

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4430/d256a357139c.gif

[Carolina.Alex]

Take off my pants and jacket

[ImTheSheriff]

I pull my dick out

ahh, the old Ben Roethlisberger

[HometownHero]

Usually just start shooting the shit with them, just as friends or something. Get them digits, and you're green. And I feel the need to share this here, too. I learned this trick in a public speaking class (taught by the basketball coach....just fyi). When ya get that weird, akward silence going, and ya can't think of anything else to say, bust out this little chestnut: "So, what's your favorite kind of cheese?"

Trust me, it works. That snowballs into something about sandwiches, favorite restaurants, etc.

Your welcome.

Edit: 777TH POST! I WIN!

You've never gotten a girl in your entire life

[atticus18244fss]

Usually just start shooting the shit with them, just as friends or something. Get them digits, and you're green. And I feel the need to share this here, too. I learned this trick in a public speaking class (taught by the basketball coach....just fyi). When ya get that weird, akward silence going, and ya can't think of anything else to say, bust out this little chestnut: "So, what's your favorite kind of cheese?"

Trust me, it works. That snowballs into something about sandwiches, favorite restaurants, etc.

Your welcome.

Edit: 777TH POST! I WIN!
You talk like you have no education.

[Jaimehere]

I get a feel if they are kinda into me as well, then after that i just tell em straight up

[Manicapathy]

You've never gotten a girl in your entire life

True.....but whatever. I've used it with some success before......once.

You talk like you have no education.

Well, guess I was kinda asking for that.

[LoginBanned]

women hate the truth, so whatever you do avoid it.

[HometownHero]

You talk like you have no education.

Hence why I said he has never gotten a girl

[warstory]

Honesty is the best policy!!!!!

[terror_91]

Honesty is the best policy!!!!!
Tell that to the fat girl I called fat...

[Numero10]

Slip her some Panadol.

Or pull out a hammer if she's a bigger girl

[danofthedead]

Tell that to the fat girl I called fat...

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[warstory]

Tell that to the fat girl I called fat...

Welllll did you just walk up to her and call her fat or was her weight or appearance the topic of conversation?

[TinMan20]

women hate the truth, so whatever you do avoid it.

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

that.

[Indoor Living]

You've never gotten a girl in your entire life

You talk like you have no education.

His public speaking class was taught by the basketball coach. Can you blame him?

[Deadbolt23]

I just talk to her. Act confident, and she'll think you're confident.

[takeaction]

I haven't had to try to get a girl's attention for them to like me in over 2 years...resulted in me having a girlfriend for 2+ years :D

but I guess...just hang out with them a lot, invite them places, get their number, and then after awhile tell them you like them, and hopefully she likes you back. (them/their = girls)

[mymusicismylife]

I like to watch them for a while to figure out their likes, dislikes, schedules, and sleeping tendencies, so I can formulate the perfect plan.

[ace1112]

i stalk them for several years, then ask them out using all kinds of odd information like the color pantys they wear on wednesdays etc. to show that i take intrest in the little details in their life. (for all you PL trolls this is sarcasm)

[geebee889]

I'm normally pretty quiet around guys I like when I first meet them. It takes me a little while to open up because I'm pretty shy, but once I'm comfortable around a guy I won't shut up. The majority of my friends are guys anyway, so it doesn't really bother me once we start talking. It's the initial conversation that gets me.

[the seventeenth]

Way to awkward around girls I first like, excessive flirting and awkward silence is the key to my failing romantic life.

[sweepthenation]

ahh, the old Ben Roethlisberger

Ben Rapeslisberger*

[sleepyseanzzz]

the naked man. works 2 out of 3 times

[3wotkris]

Punch her.

Women love the unexpected.

[kaycey]

Take off my pants and jacket
i approve your avatar.

[Memphis]

i stalk them for several years, then ask them out using all kinds of odd information like the color pantys they wear on wednesdays etc. to show that i take intrest in the little details in their life. (for all you PL trolls this is sarcasm)
the last note ruined your post


btw, right-click, save image as... done.

[Kassie09]

I'm a girl so I really don't have to do anything, if a boy likes me he can come to me. I will never chase a boy, that's dumb.

[Hamlet]

Two words: Stockholm Syndrome.

[phil19]

im useless when it comes to girls. i usually just do nothing and then get upset about it later. or i'll tell them and they'll be all, you're really sweet and all but i just want to be friends. good times

[Smash Adams]

I'm a girl so I really don't have to do anything, if a boy likes me he can come to me. I will never chase a boy, that's dumb.
Gurl you chase me all the time, and I'm like stop it SAFETY SAFETY and you don't stop ever

[Kassie09]

Gurl you chase me all the time, and I'm like stop it SAFETY SAFETY and you don't stop ever

you're an exception to my rule

[Indoor Living]

I'm normally pretty quiet around guys I like when I first meet them. It takes me a little while to open up because I'm pretty shy, but once I'm comfortable around a guy I won't shut up. The majority of my friends are guys anyway, so it doesn't really bother me once we start talking. It's the initial conversation that gets me.

Do you give any hints that you like the guy, or do you just get more comfortable around him in a general sense? I like a girl, and I think her way of going about things is similar to yours, but I'm not sure if it's comfortable in a relationship sense, or just a friend sense. Are there any dead giveaways I should be looking for?

the naked man. works 2 out of 3 times

Just watched that episode last night. Fantastic.

[Carolina.Alex]

i approve your avatar.


I hate to break your heart, but I'm United through and through. I'm just putting my soul behind Liverpool for one week.

Hey, if they beat Chelsea for me, I might buy a kit in eternal gratitude.

[sleepyseanzzz]

Just watched that episode last night. Fantastic.

haha they brought it back in the 5th season and i just saw that one today it was pretty funny. the guy uses it on robin and is like i should have figured you would be too smart to fall for that

[YoTengoRabbi]

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

[Indoor Living]

haha they brought it back in the 5th season and i just saw that one today it was pretty funny. the guy uses it on robin and is like i should have figured you would be too smart to fall for that

What episode do they bring it back in? I don't remember a ton from the 5th season.

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely
Fucking great episode.

[the sky below]

http://watersecretsblog.com/archives/Bacardi.gif

http://www.chloroform.co.uk/chloroform.gif

[alexa_ATL]

http://watersecretsblog.com/archives/Bacardi.gif

ironically a little bit of bacardi got a guy me once haha embarassing story on my part, but it worked for him.

[Two Headed Girl]

ironically a little bit of bacardi got a guy me once haha embarassing story on my part, but it worked for him.

It's not ironic, its a proven system.

[Smash Adams]

also what you do is you get a mousetrap and you put some lip gloss in the middle, bitches love lip gloss

[kaycey]

I hate to break your heart, but I'm United through and through. I'm just putting my soul behind Liverpool for one week.

Hey, if they beat Chelsea for me, I might buy a kit in eternal gratitude.
lolololol i was actually talking to my friend yesterday about the same thing. i hope liverpool lets chelsea win. 1 point behind. that must hurt.
no one equals liverpools record!

[Carolina.Alex]

lolololol i was actually talking to my friend yesterday about the same thing. i hope liverpool lets chelsea win. 1 point behind. that must hurt.
no one equals liverpools record!

It'll happen in the next couple years mate, no escaping it

[geebee889]

Do you give any hints that you like the guy, or do you just get more comfortable around him in a general sense? I like a girl, and I think her way of going about things is similar to yours, but I'm not sure if it's comfortable in a relationship sense, or just a friend sense. Are there any dead giveaways I should be looking for?


Well, I'll typically add little physical touches when I'm interested in a guy. Like touch his arm or leg when we're hanging out or something. I kind of find times to maybe move a litter closer, subtle stuff that ends up with us touching or just sitting closer together. I'm really bad with translating my thoughts into words, so I tend to rely on the physical hints when it comes to this stuff.

[alexa_ATL]

It's not ironic, its a proven system.

Yeah, pretty true.

Girl + Booze = she'll be all up on you

[Two Headed Girl]

Yeah, pretty true.

Girl + Booze = she'll be all up on you

:inlove: :slut:

[alexa_ATL]

:inlove: :slut:

These are the facts of life my friend. and the only tip you'll ever need in getting a girl from the age of 14-25

and to illustrate the point...

:-)+:drunk:=:slut:

[Two Headed Girl]

I'm really glad you included 14 in that lol

[kaycey]

It'll happen in the next couple years mate, no escaping it
idunno probably but this season has been the most competitive i've ever seen. you see barca lose today lol fuckn mourinho!

[donwagenblast]

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

Perfection.

[JCSurf27]

I hate to break your heart, but I'm United through and through. I'm just putting my soul behind Liverpool for one week.

Hey, if they beat Chelsea for me, I might buy a kit in eternal gratitude.

i hope they don't beat Chelsea and don't think they will i want that double

[aircourtneys]

Picture of booze = win.

In other news I go up and talk to them, find a connection and if I really like her I'll ask her out. I dunno people like it if you just ask them, I know I do at least.

[Carolina.Alex]

idunno probably but this season has been the most competitive i've ever seen. you see barca lose today lol fuckn mourinho!


vive jose. when SAF finally retires, he's at the top of my wishlist

[Carolina.Alex]

i hope they don't beat Chelsea and don't think they will i want that double

with no torres, i think your wish will come true

[markhimself46]

I just try to be as friendly as possible and win them over with a wicked lame joke. If that doesn't work I kill them.

[stereokiller]

I'm an awkward person as well. I can get a bit quiet and feel like I run out of things to say.

Thread ended here. Haha. This.

[allthewaysaid]

I usually stutter a little at first, but I always try to make them laugh and if that doesn't work then I just hump the shit out of her leg.
Try it, it is in fact a conversation starter.

[liarscenic]

So what do you guys do when you like a girl/guy? Just say it straight, or what?.

hah, basically. i try to win them over with my cunning wit and hilarious banter first, and then make my move.

but in all serious, it's mostly ugly girls my age, or semi-attractive girls that are way too young for me that like me. i blame it on my boyish charm and grown up justin beiber-esque hair. thankfully i found my girlfriend and she's 18. giggidy.

[Wake Up]

just got laid tonight and I thought this would be the most appropriate thread to post this in.

[geebee889]

just got laid tonight and I thought this would be the most appropriate thread to post this in.


So you get laid and then come on ap.net?

[Wake Up]

So you get laid and then come on ap.net?

There isn't much else to do after the fact. Showered, put on clothes, then logged on AP. We're having a sleepover.

[geebee889]

There isn't much else to do after the fact. Showered, put on clothes, then logged on AP. We're having a sleepover.


Ah, sounds lovely. Have fun!

[maxvsmaradona]

I usually lie to em. I told a girl my band toured with Jack's Mannequin once. It worked, too.

no it didn't.

[Nick Le]

im useless when it comes to girls. i usually just do nothing and then get upset about it later. or i'll tell them and they'll be all, you're really sweet and all but i just want to be friends. good times
this

I'm an awkward person as well. I can get a bit quiet and feel like I run out of things to say.
this happens a lot with me too

Usually just start shooting the shit with them, just as friends or something. Get them digits, and you're green. And I feel the need to share this here, too. I learned this trick in a public speaking class (taught by the basketball coach....just fyi). When ya get that weird, akward silence going, and ya can't think of anything else to say, bust out this little chestnut: "So, what's your favorite kind of cheese?"

Trust me, it works. That snowballs into something about sandwiches, favorite restaurants, etc.

Your welcome.

Edit: 777TH POST! I WIN!
I saw that in a movie once...

[flask]

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely



Move in
After
Completion

[phil19]

this


shit sucks hey dude

[Nick Le]

shit sucks hey dude

Definitely does, man. Hey

[The_Blackout94]

im useless when it comes to girls. i usually just do nothing and then get upset about it later. or i'll tell them and they'll be all, you're really sweet and all but i just want to be friends. good times
This is exactly the same as what i'm like. It sucks.

[phil19]

This is exactly the same as what i'm like. It sucks.

it good to know im not alone in this

[flask]

This is exactly the same as what i'm like. It sucks.

it good to know im not alone in this

im in the same boat.

usually i just say im on cruise mode and not really trying. though i've been saying that since high school. haven't had a girlfriend since 16.

[davehennessy]

Usually just start shooting the shit with them, just as friends or something. Get them digits, and you're green. And I feel the need to share this here, too. I learned this trick in a public speaking class (taught by the basketball coach....just fyi). When ya get that weird, akward silence going, and ya can't think of anything else to say, bust out this little chestnut: "So, what's your favorite kind of cheese?"

Trust me, it works. That snowballs into something about sandwiches, favorite restaurants, etc.

Your welcome.

Edit: 777TH POST! I WIN!

You've never gotten a girl in your entire life

lmao

[phil19]

im in the same boat.

usually i just say im on cruise mode and not really trying. though i've been saying that since high school. haven't had a girlfriend since 16.

lieing to yourself about it. oh, i understand that too well

[LastDeclaration]

Usually just start shooting the shit with them, just as friends or something. Get them digits, and you're green. And I feel the need to share this here, too. I learned this trick in a public speaking class (taught by the basketball coach....just fyi). When ya get that weird, akward silence going, and ya can't think of anything else to say, bust out this little chestnut: "So, what's your favorite kind of cheese?"

Trust me, it works. That snowballs into something about sandwiches, favorite restaurants, etc.

Your welcome.

Edit: 777TH POST! I WIN!

best post ever?

[Demilition]

i just try to do cool things and play it smooth lol

[bung]

look at them creepily from far away for months on end. the rest will fall into place.

[phil19]

look at them creepily from far away for months on end. the rest will fall into place.

tried this. did not work

[theguy77]

just talk to them and see how it goes from there. if we're hitting it off, just hang out with them somewhere, and depending on how the hanging out goes it could end up being a date. i dunno, i let things flow naturally. if there's enough chemistry between us, everything will fall into place.

[Pawan1993]

Say your gay, hang around with her, then one day dress up as Kick Ass jump through her window tell her your Kick Ass, that you're not gay and that you love her :) It works in movies so it must work here :)

[Pawan1993]

look at them creepily from far away for months on end. the rest will fall into place.
Doesn't work, makes you feel like shit and makes it makes everything so much worse so you feel even worse.

[Jennurna Gray]

http://watersecretsblog.com/archives/Bacardi.gif
Shit, a little bacardi can do anything to me.
nobody likes me
Except me.
also what you do is you get a mousetrap and you put some lip gloss in the middle, bitches love lip gloss
Hahahahaha, awesome.

[SLoT]

look at them creepily from far away for months on end. the rest will fall into place.
First couple times this didn't work for me so well. One did after that but it didn't get very far, my eyes aren't good and I'm not really into dudes with long hair and nice asses, but it was a nice dinner at Applebee's regardless. So I decided to try something new for my next round of stare creepily from far away... DO NOT DO THIS WEARING A MASK. You will be questioned by the police for about four straight hours and then banned from the local Family Video.

I moved on to going up to the girl with a mega raging boner and saying "Hey, I really like your shoes." When they look down to see what shoes their wearing they will see my mega raging boner and instinct takes over and they will grab it. They will blush and say "I'm sorry" to which I respond "I got this when I saw you." After we're done banging I give her $1000. She asks why I'm giving it to her, I respond because you are pregnant now and this is for the abortion. When she finally realizes she's not pregnant she will call me for our second date...

[rawr!itschelc]

I assume this IS for guys to talk about your "getting girl" issues, but just go for it.

If you absolutely think she is cute and she talks to you, get some courage!
TAKE CHANCES, that is what life is about.

[rawr!itschelc]

also what you do is you get a mousetrap and you put some lip gloss in the middle, bitches love lip gloss
It only works if it is Victoria's Secret lip gloss!
lmao

[brothaman]

First couple times this didn't work for me so well. One did after that but it didn't get very far, my eyes aren't good and I'm not really into dudes with long hair and nice asses, but it was a nice dinner at Applebee's regardless. So I decided to try something new for my next round of stare creepily from far away... DO NOT DO THIS WEARING A MASK. You will be questioned by the police for about four straight hours and then banned from the local Family Video.

I moved on to going up to the girl with a mega raging boner and saying "Hey, I really like your shoes." When they look down to see what shoes their wearing they will see my mega raging boner and instinct takes over and they will grab it. They will blush and say "I'm sorry" to which I respond "I got this when I saw you." After we're done banging I give her $1000. She asks why I'm giving it to her, I respond because you are pregnant now and this is for the abortion. When she finally realizes she's not pregnant she will call me for our second date...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[zachff]

When in doubt, whip it out.

-Ben Roethlisberger

[saveferris]

im useless when it comes to girls. i usually just do nothing and then get upset about it later. or i'll tell them and they'll be all, you're really sweet and all but i just want to be friends. good times
Story of my life

[CheckeredFloors]

I hardcore dance for them.
Gets them all

[Forever.Zero]

Except me.
.

Life feels that much better now.

I assume this IS for guys to talk about your "getting girl" issues, but just go for it.

If you absolutely think she is cute and she talks to you, get some courage!
TAKE CHANCES, that is what life is about.
Can I hire you as a life coach?

[rawr!itschelc]

Life feels that much better now.


Can I hire you as a life coach?
Lmao.
And why would you want to do that?!!


Honestly, if a guy isn't willing to talk to the girl, the girl doesn't know whether to go for it or not.
TALK and APPROACH.
COMMON SENSE TO ALL GUYS!

[Forever.Zero]

Lmao.
And why would you want to do that?!!
!
Duh, 'cause I don't know right from wrong.

[rawr!itschelc]

Duh, 'cause I don't know right from wrong.
wow. nice.
well... learn!
ahaaaa

[Samc1803]

It's nice not having to work for things in life. Shit just lines up for me. LADIES OUT THE DOOR.

[USFJake]

In all seriousness, confidence wins.

[geebee889]

Shit, a little Berardi can make anything awesome.


Fixed. :-)

[herestoyoufla]

http://watersecretsblog.com/archives/Bacardi.gif
hahahaha

[terror_91]

Welllll did you just walk up to her and call her fat or was her weight or appearance the topic of conversation?
I was being sarcastic, I should have made that clearer.

Girls don't want the truth, they want what they think the truth should be.

[geebee889]

I was being sarcastic, I should have made that clearer.

Girls don't want the truth, they want what they think the truth should be.


I'd actually rather have the truth. I don't want someone to lie to me just to make me happy. It's kind of like...just tell me to my face, because I'll be more pissed later that you lied. Honesty is the most important thing to me, especially in a relationship.

[warstory]

I was being sarcastic, I should have made that clearer.

Girls don't want the truth, they want what they think the truth should be.

what sense does it make to always lie to a girl? how do you expect her to stay grounded?
maybe men would have better results with women if they would do what's natural and not what they think girls want/need from them.

[bung]

what sense does it make to always lie to a girl? how do you expect her to stay grounded?
maybe men would have better results with women if they would do what's natural and not what they think girls want/need from them.

Doesn't work this way. Because what's natural is: "Damn, that other girl is fine." or "Shut up, and let me play videogames." or "No, I don't want to help you scrapbook." or "Yes, your favorite movie/band fucking sucks." or "Yeah, you could lose a few pounds." or "No, I don't want to hang out today. I want to smoke weed." or "I have no intention of stopping smoking cigarettes."

In reality, it's this: "Meh, you're much prettier than she is." and "Ok, I'm done. Game's boring anyway." and "Yeah, that actually sounds fun!" and "I looove them so much, too!" and "You look beautiful and I love you the way you are." and "Yeah, let's go for a nature hike!" and "I'm cutting back, I plan to quit completely soon."

[warstory]

I would be completely okay with all of those natural thoughts (except don't tell me to shut up. how about just let me play videogames :p)
and any girl who isn't okay with those types of thing has some serious issues.

maybe this is why I have trouble finding a guy who interests me
I just don't buy in to the game of misinformed men in their 20s trying to get laid

[bung]

Well ok. but you're an internet girl. real life girls are never like that.

[warstory]

lol what?
i'm a real life girl as well
and I know plenty of ladies with the same opinion as me
just trying to spread the word to you guys =)

[bung]

I ask for your phone number now, right?

[terror_91]

I would be completely okay with all of those natural thoughts (except don't tell me to shut up. how about just let me play videogames :p)
and any girl who isn't okay with those types of thing has some serious issues.

maybe this is why I have trouble finding a guy who interests me
I just don't buy in to the game of misinformed men in their 20s trying to get laid
I call BOLLOCKS!

There is no way in a million years that if I went "God, have you put on a little bit of weight? You are starting to look a bit fat. Sort it out please." that you would not have an issue.

I exaggerated before about never telling the truth to a girl; you know to be diplomatic about it. There are benefits to not exactly telling the truth and not exactly lying. You have to judge the right amount though. If you keep it up and let something really bug you, then you aren't doing it right. If you can let something slide then why not let it slide?

[studskalny]

Hmm I usually just talk to the girl for a bit, think about it afterward, and then decide whether to pursue it. I find awkward situations to be pretty funny and try make the most of them by just going with the flow. The good friends I've made at college are pretty useful for the occasional hookup with friends they know from back home, too.

[rawr!itschelc]

Hmm I usually just talk to the girl for a bit, think about it afterward, and then decide whether to pursue it. I find awkward situations to be pretty funny and try make the most of them by just going with the flow. The good friends I've made at college are pretty useful for the occasional hookup with friends they know from back home, too.



legit and makes sense! give you credit *highfive*

hookups aren't bad lol not a personal preferance, but for a guy it's not as bad as it could get.

[UnderclasHero]

whip it out and hit 'em with it

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4430/d256a357139c.gif

Dude I lol'd so hard from your avatar.


Take off my pants and jacket

YESS!!

[studskalny]

legit and makes sense! give you credit *highfive*

hookups aren't bad lol not a personal preferance, but for a guy it's not as bad as it could get.

Ey thanks, especially for the high five :-d This is true, although a lot of the friends who offer to help out are girls.

[price]

Just keep asking questions.
this works. as long as it doesn't turn in to one worded answers or you being seen as annoying

http://watersecretsblog.com/archives/Bacardi.gif
always the answer

I'd actually rather have the truth. I don't want someone to lie to me just to make me happy. It's kind of like...just tell me to my face, because I'll be more pissed later that you lied. Honesty is the most important thing to me, especially in a relationship.

i like girls like you. lying to a girl to make her feel good gets annoying/old

[geebee889]

i like girls like you. lying to a girl to make her feel good gets annoying/old


Well, thanks! I mean, I just hate being lied to, even for the little things. I'm a big girl, you can say things to my face. I might be mad for like an hour, but those things shouldn't be that big of a deal. It causes so much unnecessary drama in relationships, and I'd rather avoid that.

[Two Headed Girl]

Hmm I usually just talk to the girl for a bit, think about it afterward, and then decide whether to pursue it. I find awkward situations to be pretty funny and try make the most of them by just going with the flow. The good friends I've made at college are pretty useful for the occasional hookup with friends they know from back home, too.

Ah, yes. Also going to visit friends from home at college, too. No possibility of commitment!

[oneletteraway]

I just say what I gotta say...if you just put it out there, a lot of girls find it to be honest and kind of endearing. If they are freaked out, they probably weren't right for you anyway.

[tommyishere]

http://www.derok.net/derok/images/thegrill/oc%20seth%20cohen%20adam%20brody.jp g

[geebee889]

http://www.derok.net/derok/images/thegrill/oc%20seth%20cohen%20adam%20brody.jp g


I'd probably jump this man if I ever saw him.

[SmeezyBeezy]

http://watersecretsblog.com/archives/Bacardi.gif

Yup.

[The_Blackout94]

See the reason I asked this question in the first place was because I like this girl but I don't know the right way to tell her I do.

I mean I really like her, I get butterflys just thinking about her.

Is the general thought that I should just tell her straight? Or what?

[terror_91]

See the reason I asked this question in the first place was because I like this girl but I don't know the right way to tell her I do.

I mean I really like her, I get butterflys just thinking about her.

Is the general thought that I should just tell her straight? Or what?
Yes. Tell her straight.

[Chancetobe]

Luckily, when you are the girl, you don't really have to make the move. All you need to know is how to giggle, smile and say yes.

[terror_91]

Luckily, when you are the girl, you don't really have to make the move. All you need to know is how to giggle, smile and say yes.
I wish I could say that a girl has to do more than that to win me over but I can't :-(

[geebee889]

Luckily, when you are the girl, you don't really have to make the move. All you need to know is how to giggle, smile and say yes.


Yeah, that's pretty much it.

[tommyishere]

I'd probably jump this man if I ever saw him.

Women love him...I even love him.

[geebee889]

Women love him...I even love him.


I can't even describe...like...gah!

http://jeromeparis.canalblog.com/images/montageAdamBrody.jpg

[Jennurna Gray]

Fixed. :-)
Seriously, amazing. That has to be your life quote or something.

[geebee889]

Seriously, amazing. That has to be your life quote or something.


Haha, I try. I might have to put that quote on everything.

[Jennurna Gray]

I can't even describe...like...gah!

http://jeromeparis.canalblog.com/images/montageAdamBrody.jpg
My God, he's attractive. Who is he?

[geebee889]

My God, he's attractive. Who is he?


That's Adam Brody. He's my absolute fave! He was on The O.C., and he's been in a bunch of movies. I <3 him.

[Jennurna Gray]

That's Adam Brody. He's my absolute fave! He was on The O.C., and he's been in a bunch of movies. I <3 him.
I want that.

[geebee889]

I want that.


Me too.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l117ktiFB51qzbc2oo1_400.jpg

[tommyishere]

Adam Brody is basically a man.

[geebee889]

Adam Brody is basically a man.


He's basically my dream man.

[phil19]

Story of my life

there's so many of us out there. i thought i was alone in this

[bung]

I think it's bullshit that the guy is always expected to approach the girl. Like, wtf? Why am I supposed to be the one that has to risk being embarrassed and made a fool of?

There's supposed to be all this feminist shit going down, so don't expect to play gender roles only when it suits you, girls. Or else I will extrapolate those gender roles to other areas of life that you don't find so attractive.

[geebee889]

I think it's bullshit that the guy is always expected to approach the girl. Like, wtf? Why am I supposed to be the one that has to risk being embarrassed and made a fool of?

There's supposed to be all this feminist shit going down, so don't expect to play gender roles only when it suits you, girls. Or else I will extrapolate those gender roles to other areas of life that you don't find so attractive.


Woah, calm down. I've approached guys before, and I've been rejected before. Most girls don't expect that, have a little faith.

[bung]

Woah, calm down. I've approached guys before, and I've been rejected before. Most girls don't expect that, have a little faith.

Really? This thread seems to suggest otherwise...

I mean, I swear, I know that some girls are into me... I see them eying me creepily from across the room. But they refuse to approach me and make the first move! They expect me to do it! I don't like it!

[alexa_ATL]

I'm really glad you included 14 in that lol

haha why's that?

[geebee889]

Really? This thread seems to suggest otherwise...

I mean, I swear, I know that some girls are into me... I see them eying me creepily from across the room. But they refuse to approach me and make the first move! They expect me to do it! I don't like it!


Really. I was the one who initiated everything with the last guy I dated. He was too afraid to come talk to me, so I just went over, started talking to him, and eventually asked him out.

[bung]

Really. I was the one who initiated everything with the last guy I dated. He was too afraid to come talk to me, so I just went over, started talking to him, and eventually asked him out.

Damn internet girls, never the same as real life girls.

[geebee889]

Damn internet girls, never the same as real life girls.


Hey, it's the same with damn internet guys. But we are out there, I promise.

[bung]

Hey, it's the same with damn internet guys. But we are out there, I promise.

Hahaha, I know, I know. But I swear, almost all internet girls have opinions and beliefs that are exactly what guys want. But when it comes to field dating, it all goes out the window!

[geebee889]

Hahaha, I know, I know. But I swear, almost all internet girls have opinions and beliefs that are exactly what guys want. But when it comes to field dating, it all goes out the window!


That's probably why internet dating became such a huge thing. I mean, think about it. I don't know how comfortable I would be with it, but it happens.

[bung]

That's probably why internet dating became such a huge thing. I mean, think about it. I don't know how comfortable I would be with it, but it happens.

It's strange. I've done internet dating before. I think most girls on those sites are real life girls posing as internet girls.

I need this internet hybrid/real life girl, but I have this feeling like you are all bots. Just making posts, but without any physical body or emotions. X-)

[geebee889]

It's strange. I've done internet dating before. I think most girls on those sites are real life girls posing as internet girls.

I need this internet hybrid/real life girl, but I have this feeling like you are all bots. Just making posts, but without any physical body or emotions. X-)


You have? I'm guessing it wasn't a good experience?

Well, I know I'm not a bot. I just tell it like it is, and I don't expect anyone to do anything for me. That includes lie to make me feel better. I know most girls just want to feel good about themselves and ignore everything else, but those types of things typically end up backfiring.

If you can't tell, I have a very logical way of approaching things like this, haha.

[bung]

You have? I'm guessing it wasn't a good experience?

Well, I know I'm not a bot. I just tell it like it is, and I don't expect anyone to do anything for me. That includes lie to make me feel better. I know most girls just want to feel good about themselves and ignore everything else, but those types of things typically end up backfiring.

If you can't tell, I have a very logical way of approaching things like this, haha.

It was basically me messaging all these girls I thought sounded cool and hot, but never messaging me back.

Haha, oh life, how you behoove me!
.

[geebee889]

It was basically me messaging all these girls I thought sounded cool and hot, but never messaging me back.

Haha, oh life, how you behoove me!
.


Ah, I gotcha. I've never done like a dating thing on the internet before, but I have made some pretty close friends, mainly through this site.

And you just used one of my favorite words! Win!

[bung]

:-)

[geebee889]

:-)


What's the smile for? Because behooved is one of my favorite words?

[bung]

What's the smile for? Because behooved is one of my favorite words?

It's my way of saying that my life is ultimately a series of failures and mistakes but you gave me a small shred of hope in the female gender.

[geebee889]

It's my way of saying that my life is ultimately a series of failures and mistakes but you gave me a small shred of hope in the female gender.


Well, I'm glad I could help. :-) I know there aren't many girls who think like me, but we are there.

[miketheauthor]

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

YES!

[ambulance]

First couple times this didn't work for me so well. One did after that but it didn't get very far, my eyes aren't good and I'm not really into dudes with long hair and nice asses, but it was a nice dinner at Applebee's regardless. So I decided to try something new for my next round of stare creepily from far away... DO NOT DO THIS WEARING A MASK. You will be questioned by the police for about four straight hours and then banned from the local Family Video.

I moved on to going up to the girl with a mega raging boner and saying "Hey, I really like your shoes." When they look down to see what shoes their wearing they will see my mega raging boner and instinct takes over and they will grab it. They will blush and say "I'm sorry" to which I respond "I got this when I saw you." After we're done banging I give her $1000. She asks why I'm giving it to her, I respond because you are pregnant now and this is for the abortion. When she finally realizes she's not pregnant she will call me for our second date...

How was this only quoted once. Will be trying soon.

I would be completely okay with all of those natural thoughts (except don't tell me to shut up. how about just let me play videogames :p)
and any girl who isn't okay with those types of thing has some serious issues.

maybe this is why I have trouble finding a guy who interests me
I just don't buy in to the game of misinformed men in their 20s trying to get laid

Well, thanks! I mean, I just hate being lied to, even for the little things. I'm a big girl, you can say things to my face. I might be mad for like an hour, but those things shouldn't be that big of a deal. It causes so much unnecessary drama in relationships, and I'd rather avoid that.

Hey I really like your shoes! ;-)

[geebee889]

Hey I really like your shoes! ;-)


Nice, haha. :-)

And I see you're from Atlanta. Represent!

[ambulance]

Nice, haha. :-)

And I see you're from Atlanta. Represent!

Yeah, I'm taking on the duty of seeing if you two are real life girls or just internet girls. :-p

[geebee889]

Yeah, I'm taking on the duty of seeing if you two are real life girls or just internet girls. :-p


Haha, I gathered as much! I'm pretty sure I'm a real girl...otherwise I've been lied to my whole life! :/

[frenchatticus]

Usually just start shooting the shit with them, just as friends or something. Get them digits, and you're green. And I feel the need to share this here, too. I learned this trick in a public speaking class (taught by the basketball coach....just fyi). When ya get that weird, akward silence going, and ya can't think of anything else to say, bust out this little chestnut: "So, what's your favorite kind of cheese?"

Trust me, it works. That snowballs into something about sandwiches, favorite restaurants, etc.

Your welcome.

Edit: 777TH POST! I WIN!

I go with favorite flavor of shampoo.

[Hamlet]

Here's how you do it:

WeBQrUpDQU8

[Toothache]

i have attachment issues. it sucks a lot.

[SLoT]

How was this only quoted once. Will be trying soon.





Hey I really like your shoes! ;-)
haha, thanks, let me know how it works for you. also, props for the shoes line thats so good.

[Intotheunkn0wn]

http://watersecretsblog.com/archives/Bacardi.gif

hahaha touche

[rawr!itschelc]

I go with favorite flavor of shampoo.
Or favorite place to get coffee?

flavor of shampoo?!?
lol

[warstory]

I'd probably jump this man if I ever saw him.
Me tooooooo no doubt about it

Hahaha, I know, I know. But I swear, almost all internet girls have opinions and beliefs that are exactly what guys want. But when it comes to field dating, it all goes out the window!
maybe because a lot of guys approach women who clearly don't know how to operate a computer ;p

Hey I really like your shoes! ;-)
Oh these ol' things? Thanks man :upside:

[<*)))><]

Ask for them to make you a sandwich, you will win them over forever.

[XxCambiaxX]

Ask for them to make you a sandwich, you will win them over forever.


True dat (:

i'm the sammich pro.




:ymca:

[<*)))><]

True dat (:

i'm the sammich pro.




:ymca:
Tits or get the fuck off. Or better yet sandwich then get the fuck on my dick.

[Forever.Zero]

True dat (:

i'm the sammich pro.




:ymca:
Quality Sammiches?

[ambulance]

haha, thanks, let me know how it works for you. also, props for the shoes line thats so good.

The "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" line always works. Even if you don't have the ragin' boner.

[frenchatticus]

Or favorite place to get coffee?

flavor of shampoo?!?
lol

Haha that's exactly my point, there's always an immediate conversation about how you don't eat shampoo. It works great.

[geebee889]

Me tooooooo no doubt about it


I'm glad I'm not the only one, haha.

[geebee889]

The "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" line always works. Even if you don't have the ragin' boner.


Does it? Does it really?

[ambulance]

Does it? Does it really?

Maybe not on internet girls like you.

[geebee889]

Maybe not on internet girls like you.


I was just curious. I've never had a guy use that one on me before.

[mrmusic]

I usually don't have to do anything. Without sounding too much like a total dick, girls usually just come to me. I find myself falling into relationships without even meaning too.

[aerofan11]

I wish I could say how to get girls ha ha. I'm so shy when I'm around girls I like, it's unbelievable. I can't say a word, let alone ask them out.

[rawr!itschelc]

Haha that's exactly my point, there's always an immediate conversation about how you don't eat shampoo. It works great.
lmao ... no, but some victoria's secret body splash taste yummy XD
accidently inhaled it. lmao!

[rawr!itschelc]

I wish I could say how to get girls ha ha. I'm so shy when I'm around girls I like, it's unbelievable. I can't say a word, like alone ask them out.
Don't be shy.
Try something different, be a bit out-going.
Girls are more likely to notice you a little.

[geebee889]

I wish I could say how to get girls ha ha. I'm so shy when I'm around girls I like, it's unbelievable. I can't say a word, like alone ask them out.


I honestly like shy guys, I think it's cute. While that may not be what I need because I'm typically very shy as well, it's what I'm drawn to.

[terror_91]

I honestly like shy guys, I think it's cute. While that may not be what I need because I'm typically very shy as well, it's what I'm drawn to.
Two shy people? The conversation must be great :-p

[geebee889]

Two shy people? The conversation must be great :-p


Haha, I know it sounds like a terrible combination, but the last guy I dated was shy too. I really do need someone who's super outgoing and confident to help break me out of my shell, but a lot of times they're all douchebags. I have yet to find a confident guy who isn't a jerk.

[terror_91]

Haha, I know it sounds like a terrible combination, but the last guy I dated was shy too. I really do need someone who's super outgoing and confident to help break me out of my shell, but a lot of times they're all douchebags. I have yet to find a confident guy who isn't a jerk.
Yeah, I know what you mean. It comes down to waiting for a confident non-douche or coming out your shell a bit more.

[geebee889]

Maybe not on internet girls like you.

Yeah, I know what you mean. It comes down to waiting for a confident non-douche or coming out your shell a bit more.


Exactly. I've been getting better with my shyness though, I'm actually approaching people now. I used to never talk to anyone unless they talked to me first, but I actually started talking to this guy I'm interested in the other day, so hopefully it goes well!

[terror_91]

Exactly. I've been getting better with my shyness though, I'm actually approaching people now. I used to never talk to anyone unless they talked to me first, but I actually started talking to this guy I'm interested in the other day, so hopefully it goes well!
That's good. I hope it goes well.

[geebee889]

That's good. I hope it goes well.


Thanks!

[Mudkip]

Usually I just meet then on a street corner some time after sunset, then when we're done I pay her a predetermined sum of money.

[TheSnoo]

I think girls are into confident guys, so I'd just go and tell it to her straight. If it freaks her out, leave her alone. That simple.

[Numero10]

I do cool things like smoke, sniff cocaine and drink to impress them

[ballzcore86]

just talk to em and be around em, if they dig you it doesnt really matter if you say something that you may find as "dumb" or "lame" no worries, just be a nice duder and you are golden, and actually be interested in what they are saying, dont fake it.

[geebee889]

just talk to em and be around em, if they dig you it doesnt really matter if you say something that you may find as "dumb" or "lame" no worries, just be a nice duder and you are golden, and actually be interested in what they are saying, dont fake it.


I approve of this post! You, my friend, are smart.

[ballzcore86]

I approve of this post! You, my friend, are smart.

haha, well thank you!

[Stevesayshi]

meet a girl, convince them to hang out alone, get her drunk and then cuddle with her.

four times out of ten if a girl you don't know very well will cuddle with you they'l probably sleep with you.


*DISCLAIMER* the same could be said for guys, but its not four times out of ten, its probably 11/10.

[StarFist]

:D I agree with that 11/10 thing.

[Xx sorrow xX]

confidence is everything

[Pokemon]

I feel like helping some dudes out with some advice.

The most important thing is have self-confidence!
I think that is important to be comfortable being yourself and being really stoked on who you are. If you don't think you are awesome then she won't either. Obviously, you can push this too far and come across as cocky which is bad, but some girls will probably like that anyway.

Also: Make the first move. This is hard if you are inexperienced but if you don't do this you will be waiting a long time for a girl to make the first move. This is why I waited a long time. Girls know that they can aways make a move but if they are making all the moves then you come across as having no self-confidence which is usually unattractive.

In terms of dating: ask for her phone number / facebook and invite her to events. These days everyone hides behind texts and facebook messages when communicating but I don't have either a cell phone or facebook so I don't really know how this works. This puts me at a dating disadvantage but I still manage.

Make friends with girls who have been in relationships and who you aren't attracted to and ask them for advice. It took me a long time before I could be comfortable talking about my feelings about who I liked but I have found that now that I talk about my crushes all the time with my friends who are girls I have more self-confidence.

Good luck.

[ReignofFiction]

Whiskey


/thread

[In2deep]

I like to watch them for a while to figure out their likes, dislikes, schedules, and sleeping tendencies, so I can formulate the perfect plan.

Sleeping tendencies? Lol! Crazy. Do you just happen to get through girls windows like Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner)?

[In2deep]

I do cool things like smoke, sniff cocaine and drink to impress them

That is very cool. How much success have you made doing that? Haha.

[In2deep]

I feel like helping some dudes out with some advice.

The most important thing is have self-confidence!
I think that is important to be comfortable being yourself and being really stoked on who you are. If you don't think you are awesome then she won't either. Obviously, you can push this too far and come across as cocky which is bad, but some girls will probably like that anyway.

Also: Make the first move. This is hard if you are inexperienced but if you don't do this you will be waiting a long time for a girl to make the first move. This is why I waited a long time. Girls know that they can aways make a move but if they are making all the moves then you come across as having no self-confidence which is usually unattractive.

In terms of dating: ask for her phone number / facebook and invite her to events. These days everyone hides behind texts and facebook messages when communicating but I don't have either a cell phone or facebook so I don't really know how this works. This puts me at a dating disadvantage but I still manage.

Make friends with girls who have been in relationships and who you aren't attracted to and ask them for advice. It took me a long time before I could be comfortable talking about my feelings about who I liked but I have found that now that I talk about my crushes all the time with my friends who are girls I have more self-confidence.

Good luck.

You know what you're talking about!

[Numero10]

That is very cool. How much success have you made doing that? Haha.
Too much

[In2deep]

Too much

Haha.

[owlsaredead]

whip it out and hit 'em with it

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4430/d256a357139c.gif
haha perfect

[wileythekid]

bump

[Ismael182]

Sigh, I could never find an appropriate topic to start a conversation with a girl I like without eventually sounding like an idiot and making things awkward. That's why I end up dating or fucking around with co-workers more where interaction is inevitable.

[kieza]

It gets easier as you get older. I'd literally hyperventilate around hot girls when I was young lol.If you have the same problem I'd heartedly recommend this bad boy, chicks love it!

http://www.brianstoys.com/store/images/products/Star%20Wars/MasterReplica/Accessories/MasterReplica_DarthVaderHelmet.jpg

[Deadbolt23]

Make her laugh.

[SKM]

Nobody gives out their phone number anymore because talking over the phone has been replaced by online chat/Facebook.

[ILOVEKING]

I hate to break your heart, but I'm United through and through. I'm just putting my soul behind Liverpool for one week.

Hey, if they beat Chelsea for me, I might buy a kit in eternal gratitude.

they beat chelsea the other week :P

[<*)))><]

Nobody gives out their phone number anymore because talking over the phone has been replaced by online chat/Facebook.
Are you kidding it is easy and ever hear of texting?

[Carolina.Alex]

they beat chelsea the other week :P

That deal only applied to last year, and Gerrard blew it by being a cunt and intentionally giving the ball to Drogba so that their precious 18 titles wouldn't be overtaken.

Can you tell I'm still bitter?

[Carolina.Alex]

Nobody gives out their phone number anymore because talking over the phone has been replaced by online chat/Facebook.


Maybe they just don't give their phone numbers to you?

[SKM]

I have never seen any girl in my life give out a number to a guy and tell them to call them. Or text.

The dating element where you're supposed to get the "digits" is completely outdated. Nobody talks over the phone anymore.

[ILOVEKING]

That deal only applied to last year, and Gerrard blew it by being a cunt and intentionally giving the ball to Drogba so that their precious 18 titles wouldn't be overtaken.

Can you tell I'm still bitter?


o no not at all, i would never have even thought you might be :P

[Deadbolt23]

I have never seen any girl in my life give out a number to a guy and tell them to call them. Or text.

The dating element where you're supposed to get the "digits" is completely outdated. Nobody talks over the phone anymore.

This is wrong. It happens.

[allthewaysaid]

I usually try to make them laugh not with my tiny penis but with jokes and it goes from there.

[Sunken In]

I have never seen any girl in my life give out a number to a guy and tell them to call them. Or text.

The dating element where you're supposed to get the "digits" is completely outdated. Nobody talks over the phone anymore.



This statement is untrue.

Believe it or not some people still have phones. For example: every single person I know owns a cell phone and uses it. How do you explain that?

[takemyhand]

Nobody gives out their phone number anymore because talking over the phone has been replaced by online chat/Facebook.

The first time I met my now ex boyfriend, he wrote his number really big across my arm in Sharpie marker. It was cute. My girl friends give out their numbers to guys all the time. People still do give out numbers, haha, ever hear of 'texting' ?

[SKM]

This statement is untrue.

Believe it or not some people still have phones. For example: every single person I know owns a cell phone and uses it. How do you explain that?
Your question is irrelevant to the point I'm making.

People don't call other people anymore. Period. Especially teenage kids.

I don't care if they text. The whole "hey baby here's my number, lets chat later" thing is antiquated.

[ImTheSheriff]

Your question is irrelevant to the point I'm making.

People don't call other people anymore. Period. Especially teenage kids.

I don't care if they text. The whole "hey baby here's my number, lets chat later" thing is antiquated.

you're still wrong. everyone i know, including me, talks on the phone. and girls that i've dated still want to talk on the phone.

[UrTalkIsCheap]

you're still wrong. everyone i know, including me, talks on the phone. and girls that i've dated still want to talk on the phone.


Just like everything else though it depends on the girl,they're all different.

[SophGod]

i talk to them consistently for a couple weeks then just come out and tell them how I feel. works for the most part

[ImTheSheriff]

Just like everything else though it depends on the girl,they're all different.

true, but he said "people don't call each other anymore. period."

[UrTalkIsCheap]

Ah, I see now.

I still talk to girls on the phone from time to time,but it usually only lasts 10 minutes tops.

[ImTheSheriff]

that's because UrTalkIsCheap

[UrTalkIsCheap]

that's because UrTalkIsCheap



haha...Nicely done sir.

[ImTheSheriff]

haha...Nicely done sir.

thank you, i try.

[Ismael182]

bitches love textin.

and they love to chat on the phone if they're into you, otherwise no.

[Sunken In]

Your question is irrelevant to the point I'm making.

People don't call other people anymore. Period. Especially teenage kids.

I don't care if they text. The whole "hey baby here's my number, lets chat later" thing is antiquated.



How the fuck is that irrelevant?
I asked you to explain why everyone uses phones. Your point is no one uses phones.

[dancelukedance]

Doesn't work this way. Because what's natural is: "Damn, that other girl is fine." or "Shut up, and let me play videogames." or "No, I don't want to help you scrapbook." or "Yes, your favorite movie/band fucking sucks." or "Yeah, you could lose a few pounds." or "No, I don't want to hang out today. I want to smoke weed." or "I have no intention of stopping smoking cigarettes."

In reality, it's this: "Meh, you're much prettier than she is." and "Ok, I'm done. Game's boring anyway." and "Yeah, that actually sounds fun!" and "I looove them so much, too!" and "You look beautiful and I love you the way you are." and "Yeah, let's go for a nature hike!" and "I'm cutting back, I plan to quit completely soon."


HAhahahahahahahaha!