Problem

[Saosin Boner]

can some girls help me out...how do you finger a girl


NOTE: this is a serious question, im young and dont wanna look like a jackass the first time an opputrunity occurs

[Brianfarg]

Step 1: place one or more fingers in vagina
Step 2: move them around

[concernedparent]

can some girls help me out...how do you finger a girl


NOTE: this is a serious question, im young and dont wanna look like a jackass the first time an opputrunity occurs
Use a baseball bat and just shove it up there.

[Saosin Boner]

ive heard talk about putting the finger in the wrong hole :unsure:

[Crocodile Logic]

ive heard talk about putting the finger in the wrong hole :unsure:
if it's the wrong hole, you'll find out soon enough.

[Blake Solomon]

ive heard talk about putting the finger in the wrong hole :unsure:


to some people, that might actually be the "right" hole.

[Saosin Boner]

the asshole i know......


but seriously you just let your fingers do the talking, or is there some sort of motion you do?

[Joe DeAndrea]

the asshole i know......


but seriously you just let your fingers do the talking, or is there some sort of motion you do?

Depends how wide the girls' twat is. If she doesn't masturbate much, it'll hurt, and she'll get mad at you haha.

[bigmike]

I'm just going to post what I just told my friend about when a bunch of my friends and I were talking about it.

(Note, my friend that said this is hilarious, and uses women all the time):

"yeah, I'm all about me. girls are always like 'i give you bj's and stuff and i dont get anything.'
So that's when I toss them a cucumber and tell them to go to town."

[dekdog11]

saosin boner? wtf

[TheTrooth]

saosin boner? wtf


yeah whats that about

[PaulsRightNut]

I don't really know how to do it, but no matter what you end up doing she's going to fake liking it anyway.

[FondestMemory]

start with a finger or two. within the first five minutes though, work in the fist.

girls get pissed if you don't get your fist up there.

[melvicious]

This thread provided laughter

[boysdontcry17]

you can never tell if you're doing it right because they often fake it

shocker

[bigmike]

This thread provided laughter
I think there's a skunk on your head.
Just in case you didn't know.

[melvicious]

I think there's a skunk on your head.
Just in case you didn't know.

Skunks are white and black.
My hair is blonde and black/brown.

Nice try.

[apoemtothedead]

Skunks are white and black.
My hair is blonde and black/brown.

Nice try.
I hate your tattoo.

[melvicious]

I hate your tattoo.
I'm sure you meant tattooS

I hate your face.

[apoemtothedead]

I'm sure you meant tattooS

I hate your face.
I hate your make up.

[melvicious]

I hate your make up.

And I care so much.

[apoemtothedead]

And I care so much.
I hate your lip ring.

[melvicious]

I hate your lip ring.
You should probably head over to my picture section to find more things to hate on, you're running out of things in my profile pic.

[apoemtothedead]

You should probably head over to my picture section to find more things to hate on, you're running out of things in my profile pic.
I hate your hair.

[buysoap]

dude, tell her you hate her soul. that's fucking harsh.

[melvicious]

I hate your hair.
Lame that was already covered in here.

[boysdontcry17]

I think there's a skunk on your head.
Just in case you didn't know.

hahaahahhaha

[apoemtothedead]

Lame that was already covered in here.
I hate your family.

[melvicious]

I hate your family.
They aren't the best.

[boysdontcry17]

I hate your family.

lol
welcome to AP

[apoemtothedead]

They aren't the best.
If my daughter dressed like you, I'd disown her for being a dyke.

[buysoap]

They aren't the best.

in all honesty though, mark has a point. there really is a lot about you to hate.

[melvicious]

in all honesty though, mark has a point. there really is a lot about you to hate.

Cool. So hate.

[melvicious]

If my daughter dressed like you, I'd disown her for being a dyke.You have a daughter?

[apoemtothedead]

You have a daughter?
No. I'm not a slut like you.

[melvicious]

No. I'm not a slut like you.
Totally.
You don't even know me. Hate all you want.

[apoemtothedead]

Totally.
You don't even know me. Hate all you want.
Yes, but I can judge you by how you look, you skanky, skunky slut.

[melvicious]

Yes, but I can judge you by how you look, you skanky, skunky slut.
Well your judgement is horribly incorrect.

[jaimej]

Wow, the skunk comment was pretty accurate.

[sweet tragedy]

Wow, the skunk comment was pretty accurate.

Haha yes, yes it was.

[buysoap]

Haha yes, yes it was.

don't you watch bravo?

wearing shit and making your head look like road kill is this years "in"

[melvicious]

You all must have low self esteem.
My hair is blonde...so the lighting made it look light in that picture.wooohooo

:)

[sweet tragedy]

You all must have low self esteem.
My hair is blonde...so the lighting made it look light in that picture.wooohooo

:)

Nah, I think I'm pretty damn hot.

[buysoap]

You all must have low self esteem.
My hair is blonde...so the lighting made it look light in that picture.wooohooo

:)


i'm a fox.

[melvicious]

Nah, I think I'm pretty damn hot.

I'm not the girl to bash you because you did to me.
Wasn't really referring to you anyways.

[melvicious]

i'm a fox.
I can tell

[apoemtothedead]

Nah, I think I'm pretty damn hot.
Damn, I was going to make fun of you, but you're extremely hot.

[boysdontcry17]

Nah, I think I'm pretty damn hot.

i'm a fox.

i'd do both of them
at once

[buysoap]

i'd do both of them
at once



tell me when and i'm there

[bigmike]

Skunks are white and black.
My hair is blonde and black/brown.

Nice try.
Oh. well I was just letting you know it looked like roadkill and I didn't want it to jack your face up anymore than it already is.

You know, just tryin' to look out.

[JezisHChrist]

Suicide is probably the best way to go here.

[yourneck]

I hate your make up.

I feel bad for the girl, at least her make up is very creative, as is her hair.

[apoemtothedead]

I feel bad for the girl, at least her make up is very creative, as is her hair.
I hate your attitude.

[love_american_style]

you can never tell if you're doing it right because they often fake it

shocker

women are dirty whores arent they?

[boysdontcry17]

I feel bad for the girl, at least her make up is very creative, as is her hair.

hahahhahh
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scene+girl

read definition 3

[concretedetail]

work that shit in there

[lightcollapse]

i love everyone!

[myaimistruex3]

hahahhahh
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scene+girl

read definition 3

Haha.

[12:46AM]

Nah, I think I'm pretty damn hot.seriously. i don't know what all the dudes on here are talking about when they say you're hot. it obviously went to your head. but i don't find you attractive at all. not that that makes you a bad person or anything.

[xvszero]

If you're young you should be playing video games not fingering girls you slut.

[apoemtothedead]

seriously. i don't know what all the dudes on here are talking about when they say you're hot. it obviously went to your head. but i don't find you attractive at all. not that that makes you a bad person or anything.
Your girlfriend has a fucked up nose.

[ForeverInADay]

seriously. i don't know what all the dudes on here are talking about when they say you're hot. it obviously went to your head. but i don't find you attractive at all. not that that makes you a bad person or anything.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Your girlfriend has a fucked up nose.
HAHAHAHA

I don't see how it's fucked up though...

[apoemtothedead]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHA

I don't see how it's fucked up though...
Look at the nostrils.

[boysdontcry17]

who is this girl? is she here?

[hXc_pwnage]

The nose is fucked up.

[ForeverInADay]

Her nose looks fine to me....?

[apoemtothedead]

Her nose looks fine to me....?
Get the hair out of your eyes.

[ForeverInADay]

Get the hair out of your eyes.
Way to look mature and intellectual when someone disagrees with you.

Congratulations.

[apoemtothedead]

Way to look mature and intellectual when someone disagrees with you.

Congratulations.
This isn't a fucking opinion piece. The nose is fucked up.

[Crocodile Logic]

This isn't a fucking opinion piece. The nose is fucked up.
Be calm, my child. Jesus loves you.



Oh wait. Jesus can't love. Because you killed him!

[apoemtothedead]

Be calm, my child. Jesus loves you.



Oh wait. Jesus can't love. Because you killed him!
He started it. :(

[Crocodile Logic]

He started it. :(
Actually, it's all Joseph's fault. He knew that baby wasn't his, and he let Mary keep it anyways.

[bigmike]

He started it. :(
Jesus was quite the instigator.

[Sokina]

If it's the wrong hole, I dont think she would care, haha.

[livethesounds]

If it's the wrong hole, I dont think she would care, haha.

well that tells us a little something about you dosen't it!

[dekdog11]

seriously. i don't know what all the dudes on here are talking about when they say you're hot. it obviously went to your head. but i don't find you attractive at all. not that that makes you a bad person or anything.

lmao

[12:46AM]

Your girlfriend has a fucked up nose.her nose?? hahahahaha. you're reaching dude. you can barely even see her nostrils in that picture. hahahaha. don't get all defensive because i don't think some ap.net girl isn't good looking, bud. way to be mature about it though!:)

[apoemtothedead]

her nose?? hahahahaha. you're reaching dude. you can barely even see her nostrils in that picture. hahahaha. don't get all defensive because i don't think some ap.net girl isn't good looking, bud. way to be mature about it though!:)
Your nose is fucked up.

[12:46AM]

Your nose is fucked up.hahahahaha. yeah. it's sorta big i guess?
:shrugs:

[YourMusicSucks]

you can never tell if you're doing it right because they often fake it

shocker

I fucking hate that. I've thought I was doing a shitty job and then I hear later on that my fingers could cure cancer... and I've thought I was doing amazing, then gradually realize that she's an actor.

[Dani182]

this thread has provided 10 minutes worth of entertainment!
i love you guys =]