View Full Version : My brother inserts a bike tire pump into his butt to increase flatulence! Help!
MILFCORE
04/29/10, 07:30 AM
Everyone, as funny as this may sound I intend to get some serious answers and advice please.
My younger brother is 17 he is ADHD. Also extremely hyper and immature and loaded with many weird sick and disgusting (but sometimes amusing) thoughs and ideas. This one I have become very concerned about recently. it begun when he was about 10 by mistake caught him in the basement when I went downstairs to get I think was either a bag of frozen french fries or burger patties or maybe both, he was laying on his side on the cold basement floor, placing the valve of the bicycle tire pump into his behind and pumping it a fews times. I left disgusted. but I had just climbed a few stepped up the stairs when I could hear violently and very loadly farting and he was laughing and laughing, and I had found out later he had tape recorded it to laugh at later, well I told mom and dad about and they snapped, nagged andlectured him into not doing it again well I though they did and I though he grew out of this phase. HE is now 17 and also he is a very bright intelligent and hard working young man and next year he'll be in an appartment of his own whilst going to college. So now i'am 24 and I live with my gf, the other day I come to visit home just to see how my family was doing I visit regularly. Then I decided to help my 11 little sister with some math homework, when she complaint steadily of a fowl scent floating from upstairs I though maybe someone forgot to flush or open the window, then when I came upstair the scent was immense and as i came closer to my brothers room I could hear a pumping sound. I though to myself you gotta be kidding me! and I bolt into his room and, surely enough he was pumping air into his butt with a bike tire pump. and about less then 5 minutes later he was farting up a frenzy and laughing, so I snapped to him what if you get an air bubble inside you, he said nah! the pressure isn't strong enough to emit bubbles don't worry man it's all good. HOW DO I GET HIM TO CUT THIS OUT!, WHAT IF HE DOES THIS NEXT YEAR ALONE IN HIS APPARTMENT HELP! I
What do i tell him and how do i convince him to finally stop doing this, how do i convince him its not funny anymore, and that it can be dangerous, should I just tell our parents ?
popdisaster00
04/29/10, 07:51 AM
jesus
maxvsmaradona
04/29/10, 07:56 AM
who was phone?
de1337ed
04/29/10, 09:01 AM
i can never get past your name to be honest
Kassie09
04/29/10, 09:03 AM
pretty sure this isn't real
but if you get too much air in you, you die.
Anyone ever seen the World of Warcraft freakout video where the kid shoves a TV remote up his ass in a moment of rage?
Can't wait for Zion the Lyin's story on this one
de1337ed
04/29/10, 09:13 AM
Anyone ever seen the World of Warcraft freakout video where the kid shoves a TV remote up his ass in a moment of rage?
hahaha yeah, best part about that video. i've always referred to it as him phone raping himself; a poor man's substitute for a big, black dildo.
http://imgur.com/8pkPN.jpg
No, seriously. What?!
Call A&E and get him on Intervention.
terror_91
04/29/10, 09:29 AM
An enjoyable read. Well done OP.
Yellowcard2006
04/29/10, 09:30 AM
I'm gonna file this under "non-issue"
SouthernCross40
04/29/10, 09:32 AM
-gcT-JMxXoY
Brand-new-123
04/29/10, 09:33 AM
I call shenanigans.
XxCambiaxX
04/29/10, 09:38 AM
hahaha yeah, best part about that video. i've always referred to it as him phone raping himself; a poor man's substitute for a big, black dildo.
:D
HometownHero
04/29/10, 09:39 AM
Can't wait for Zion the Lyin's story on this one
Her aunt probably made her do it
Scrandon
04/29/10, 09:44 AM
This is so lame. If you're gonna make shit up and that's the best you can do you're pretty sad.
deFobbed14yrs
04/29/10, 09:49 AM
da fuck
atticus18244fss
04/29/10, 10:08 AM
If seen this in a video on youtube before.
sargentlgfuad
04/29/10, 10:23 AM
where is your brother going to college?
trying it now
seriously laughing hard at this.
Anyone ever seen the World of Warcraft freakout video where the kid shoves a TV remote up his ass in a moment of rage?
i always thought it was funny when he covered himself with the comforter then magically wasn't wearing pants.
Also to OP, leave your brother alone and mind your own business.
Debut_Fin
04/29/10, 10:32 AM
Anyone ever seen the World of Warcraft freakout video where the kid shoves a TV remote up his ass in a moment of rage?
Easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I fucking love the internet
hurryupbrett
04/29/10, 10:36 AM
ZoQJWNthOZM
0:50
atticus18244fss
04/29/10, 10:40 AM
ZoQJWNthOZM
0:50
Exactly. That's where I saw it. By far one of the funniest episodes still to date.
Mandee, darling
04/29/10, 10:43 AM
Uh. I don't even know what to say.
ibecameabear
04/29/10, 10:43 AM
trying it now
seriously laughed out loud..I blame you directly for the awkward stares I just received.
I'm now suing you for humiliation, expect a phone call.
simplejack
04/29/10, 10:50 AM
Everyone, as funny as this may sound I intend to get some serious answers and advice please.
My younger brother is 17 he is ADHD. Also extremely hyper and immature and loaded with many weird sick and disgusting (but sometimes amusing) thoughs and ideas. This one I have become very concerned about recently. it begun when he was about 10 by mistake caught him in the basement when I went downstairs to get I think was either a bag of frozen french fries or burger patties or maybe both, he was laying on his side on the cold basement floor, placing the valve of the bicycle tire pump into his behind and pumping it a fews times. I left disgusted. but I had just climbed a few stepped up the stairs when I could hear violently and very loadly farting and he was laughing and laughing, and I had found out later he had tape recorded it to laugh at later, well I told mom and dad about and they snapped, nagged andlectured him into not doing it again well I though they did and I though he grew out of this phase. HE is now 17 and also he is a very bright intelligent and hard working young man and next year he'll be in an appartment of his own whilst going to college. So now i'am 24 and I live with my gf, the other day I come to visit home just to see how my family was doing I visit regularly. Then I decided to help my 11 little sister with some math homework, when she complaint steadily of a fowl scent floating from upstairs I though maybe someone forgot to flush or open the window, then when I came upstair the scent was immense and as i came closer to my brothers room I could hear a pumping sound. I though to myself you gotta be kidding me! and I bolt into his room and, surely enough he was pumping air into his butt with a bike tire pump. and about less then 5 minutes later he was farting up a frenzy and laughing, so I snapped to him what if you get an air bubble inside you, he said nah! the pressure isn't strong enough to emit bubbles don't worry man it's all good. HOW DO I GET HIM TO CUT THIS OUT!, WHAT IF HE DOES THIS NEXT YEAR ALONE IN HIS APPARTMENT HELP! I
What do i tell him and how do i convince him to finally stop doing this, how do i convince him its not funny anymore, and that it can be dangerous, should I just tell our parents ?
Call me stupid, but I ROFTL'ed @ your brother and @ your username
MyNameIsRoss
04/29/10, 10:52 AM
this can't be real
hurryupbrett
04/29/10, 10:52 AM
Call me stupid, but I ROFTL'ed @ your brother and @ your username
Stupid.
xapplexpiex
04/29/10, 10:54 AM
If he still does that when he's 17, then that's really weird. If he does that in college, then his roomates or other people next to him will hear/notice. It'll proly hurt his social status and make things awkward with him and others in his dorm. But that's just my opinion (I've never put a bike pump up my anus, so I wouldn't know).
Anyone ever seen the World of Warcraft freakout video where the kid shoves a TV remote up his ass in a moment of rage?
And yes...but I'm not convinced it's real.
AndrewIcex
04/29/10, 10:54 AM
He sounds like a very bright young man, fitting in with the rest of our youth, our country is in such good shape for the future.
we are cured
04/29/10, 11:08 AM
this is definitely fake but still hilarious
emoishardcore
04/29/10, 11:13 AM
everyone does this at 10. your the only one who didn't. you need help.
Whimsikill
04/29/10, 11:20 AM
I'll admit that I laughed.
Laural666
04/29/10, 11:45 AM
If i was going to "make up" a story, it would be something like this, but waay more detailed. Haha.
liarscenic
04/29/10, 11:48 AM
totally normal.
anamericangod
04/29/10, 11:57 AM
So...what's the problem?
drevans18
04/29/10, 12:05 PM
tell him to keep doing it. he's a champ
rhinitus
04/29/10, 12:27 PM
Funny story. But if you're 24, you should be working on that grammar.
JordanBuell
04/29/10, 12:35 PM
lulz
Jake Denning
04/29/10, 12:43 PM
Uh. I don't even know what to say.
you probably shouldn't say anything.
Sean Rizzo
04/29/10, 12:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHA.
Dude, don't worry about it. How your stupid little brother decides to embarrass/injure himself only affects his reputation, not yours.
fishguts182
04/29/10, 02:04 PM
pics or it didnt happen
apresnuledeluge
04/29/10, 02:44 PM
If he does this at college he'll probably be really popular.
atticus18244fss
04/29/10, 02:48 PM
If he does this at college he'll probably be really popular.
Ya this guy is just jealous.
Anyone ever seen the World of Warcraft freakout video where the kid shoves a TV remote up his ass in a moment of rage?
I lold. great vid.
I agree with whoever it was that said they would have put more detail into this story. but nice try...
alix.xo
04/29/10, 02:54 PM
Anyone ever seen the World of Warcraft freakout video where the kid shoves a TV remote up his ass in a moment of rage?
yes. LMFAO.
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_1WobWuW08Eg/Spx8z7XcTyI/AAAAAAAAAWA/DuXIKZylhBM/s800/son_i_am_disappoint.jpg
Jennurna Gray
04/29/10, 03:45 PM
I can't tell whether or not this is serious.
JCSurf27
04/29/10, 03:53 PM
doing something like this never even crossed my mind i guess thats why is was laughing so hard at it. But i think its made up.
Mandee, darling
04/29/10, 03:57 PM
you probably shouldn't say anything.
Sounds good to me.
Obviously not real, but hopefully some people will try it next time they are hammered after reading.
aerofan11
04/29/10, 04:27 PM
OP, if you have made this up, where did the idea come from? It's the most fucked up thing i've read in a while.
maxvsmaradona
04/29/10, 04:31 PM
Exactly. That's where I saw it. By far one of the funniest episodes still to date.
I think the episode where they put octopus on their heads, and then Kenny slips a shit ton of acid to Spenny is the funniest
Anyone ever seen the World of Warcraft freakout video where the kid shoves a TV remote up his ass in a moment of rage?
No, but the very concept amuses me greatly.
Although putting things in asses shouldn't be laughed at too much, following my attention being drawn earlier this evening to a story about a guy in China who died because his friends (cheers lads) put an eel up his ass when he passed out drunk. I just had to share.
studskalny
04/29/10, 05:15 PM
Sounds normal. The only good thing about this thread: Kenny vs. Spenny
Nick Le
04/29/10, 05:17 PM
Anyone ever seen the World of Warcraft freakout video where the kid shoves a TV remote up his ass in a moment of rage?
That's the best part.
Mirrors Shatter
04/29/10, 07:30 PM
It's a tarp!
dontsneeze
04/29/10, 07:36 PM
holy fuck. good job OP
MILFCORE
04/29/10, 07:44 PM
jesus
So you think I should refer him to Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour?
pretty sure this isn't real
but if you get too much air in you, you die.
Mademoiselle, I beg to differ, for the fact that he's still alive proves otherwise.
Michifoxx
04/29/10, 08:18 PM
lolololol
seriously...nicely done
That's the best part.
Debatable, I tend to like when he hits himself with the shoe or does the magical undressing under the comforter.
frenchatticus
04/29/10, 09:12 PM
hahahaha
EchoPark
04/29/10, 10:02 PM
thank you for brightening my day with laughter.
BozzBlonde
04/29/10, 10:46 PM
Anyone ever seen the World of Warcraft freakout video where the kid shoves a TV remote up his ass in a moment of rage?
Ahahaha. That was fucking hilarious.
girth brooks
04/30/10, 02:16 AM
wait until he buys his first air compressor.
aimee<3
04/30/10, 09:44 AM
Anyone ever seen the World of Warcraft freakout video where the kid shoves a TV remote up his ass in a moment of rage?
Haha! I love those videos..... He is so stupid. My friend showed me the video a few weeks ago.
Have you watched any of the other videos? The dude is crazy.
aimee<3
04/30/10, 09:48 AM
No, but the very concept amuses me greatly.
Although putting things in asses shouldn't be laughed at too much, following my attention being drawn earlier this evening to a story about a guy in China who died because his friends (cheers lads) put an eel up his ass when he passed out drunk. I just had to share.
You should really watch that video. Along with the other videos of that crazy dude. The kid is stupid and crazy. I love it.
I don't know you. But I think you would love it. Super funny.
Haha! I love those videos..... He is so stupid. My friend showed me the video a few weeks ago.
Have you watched any of the other videos? The dude is crazy.
I have not, but maybe I'll check them out this weekend
aimee<3
04/30/10, 10:01 AM
I have not, but maybe I'll check them out this weekend
There are like two of them I love, the one where his brother hides his presents and he goes off by catching his brothers presents on fire. And the other one is where his brother keeps betraying him on World of Warcraft and he goes off..
Funny stuff.
JustinSxE
04/30/10, 01:51 PM
This sounds like something that would be on *chan. :|
PowerRanga
04/30/10, 03:46 PM
That's nothing spectacular. If I put my body in the right position I can breathe air into my ass and fart it out twice as hard.
wait until he buys his first air compressor.
this thread just made my day.
xcloud66x
04/30/10, 05:58 PM
I wonder if people like this really exist. X_X
Sean Rizzo
04/30/10, 06:00 PM
I wonder if people like this really exist. X_X
Let's hope not. X_x
ChaplainTappman
04/30/10, 06:32 PM
...people dont do this? GOD DAMNIT I WAS LIED TO
brenByah
04/30/10, 08:48 PM
I wouldn't worry about it until he starts using air pumps outside of gas stations (I wish this story was real).
UpperNinety
05/01/10, 11:28 AM
I call bullshit!
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