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HomeComing
04/30/10, 01:48 PM
So where is the weirdest place you've stuck your private part in? No, my mother's vagina does not count. Females can tell us what they've stuck into their private part.


Ready....go.
Jennurna Gray
04/30/10, 01:51 PM
Maybe you should edit it so that I can put all the weird things that I've stuck INTO my private part?
HomeComing
04/30/10, 01:52 PM
Maybe you should edit it so that I can put all the weird things that I've stuck INTO my private part?

Ok fixed. Go.
Forever.Zero
04/30/10, 01:54 PM
I fit whatever I can into my vagina
Jennurna Gray
04/30/10, 01:54 PM
I make candles, so I made one shaped like a tampon, complete with the string (wick). Well, I inserted the candle and lit the wick. Vagina candles rule.
Forever.Zero
04/30/10, 01:57 PM
I make candles, so I made one shaped like a tampon, complete with the string (wick). Well, I inserted the candle and lit the wick. Vagina candles rule.
Totally stole my idea
ImTheSheriff
04/30/10, 02:01 PM
i like to stick my dick in the return video slot at blockbuster while asking the workers about new releases.
Jennurna Gray
04/30/10, 02:01 PM
Totally stole my idea
Great minds think alike.

Worst part is that I'm dead serious about Vagandles.
Forever.Zero
04/30/10, 02:03 PM
Great minds think alike.

Worst part is that I'm dead serious about Vagandles.
lmao
Andy Young
04/30/10, 02:04 PM
A vagina.
Jennurna Gray
04/30/10, 02:06 PM
lmao
Good name? I think it's much better than Candinas.
Forever.Zero
04/30/10, 02:11 PM
Good name? I think it's much better than Candinas.
It's a good name but there's so many ways to go about it. Vandles? Cussies? southern warmth?
Jennurna Gray
04/30/10, 02:16 PM
It's a good name but there's so many ways to go about it. Vandles? Cussies? southern warmth?
SOUTHERN WARMTH, ftw.
Amazing.
Yellowcard2006
04/30/10, 02:18 PM
Great minds think alike.

Worst part is that I'm dead serious about Vagandles.

http://i43.tinypic.com/10ddudg.gif
















http://i42.tinypic.com/6z0kn9.jpg
Jennurna Gray
04/30/10, 02:21 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/10ddudg.gif
















http://i42.tinypic.com/6z0kn9.jpg
Ill also expect that response from the media when it goes worldwide.
The Summer Ends
04/30/10, 02:23 PM
When I was like 12 and super horny all the time, I got a ziploc bag, filled it with some lotion, stuck it between my mattresses, and fucked it.
zachff
04/30/10, 02:28 PM
I make candles, so I made one shaped like a tampon, complete with the string (wick). Well, I inserted the candle and lit the wick. Vagina candles rule.
The only way this is a good idea is if it 1) eliminates odor and moisture and 2) doesn't leave any white, waxy residue because that could very well be mistaken for something else.
Yellowcard2006
04/30/10, 02:29 PM
When I was like 12 and super horny all the time, I got a ziploc bag, filled it with some lotion, stuck it between my mattresses, and fucked it.
I keep hearing about people doing this. Are you serious? Or did you hear about some other guy doing that?
jwicklun
04/30/10, 02:37 PM
jacuzzi jet. it felt awesome.
Forever.Zero
04/30/10, 02:40 PM
SOUTHERN WARMTH, ftw.
Amazing.
Thank you, thank you. I tried for that one.
TMartin442
04/30/10, 02:42 PM
What about that dude from Guts who stuck stuff into his private part? He should get his own thread.
The Summer Ends
04/30/10, 02:45 PM
I keep hearing about people doing this. Are you serious? Or did you hear about some other guy doing that?
I don't remember, but I probably read about it on the internet.
Jennurna Gray
04/30/10, 02:52 PM
The only way this is a good idea is if it 1) eliminates odor and moisture and 2) doesn't leave any white, waxy residue because that could very well be mistaken for something else.
Well, since it's sticking out about a half of an inch, it doesn't do much of anything except... entertain. And nothing is left behind unless you leave it in for a while, and then you'd probably burn yourself.
Thank you, thank you. I tried for that one.
:D God job.
Jennurna Gray
04/30/10, 02:53 PM
jacuzzi jet. it felt awesome.
Pretty small dick, I'm assuming?
bung
04/30/10, 02:59 PM
http://mymalesexuality.com/products/images/FleshlightSB.jpg
Jennurna Gray
04/30/10, 03:02 PM
http://mymalesexuality.com/products/images/FleshlightSB.jpg
A fleshlight is the weirdest thing that you've stuck your dick in? I find that hard to believe.
bung
04/30/10, 03:04 PM
A fleshlight is the weirdest thing that you've stuck your dick in? I find that hard to believe.

I wasn't counting you, ok?
Jennurna Gray
04/30/10, 03:13 PM
I wasn't counting you, ok?
Hmm. Okay, carry on!
bung
04/30/10, 03:14 PM
:-d
MikeAL4W
04/30/10, 03:15 PM
This was weird:
http://www.sportsgalore.net/wp-content/uploads/Chyna-The-9th-Wonder-of-the-World1.jpg
maxvsmaradona
04/30/10, 03:25 PM
this whole thread

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/150575-1/Laughing.gif
FallOutWeeze
04/30/10, 03:36 PM
When I was like 12 and super horny all the time, I got a ziploc bag, filled it with some lotion, stuck it between my mattresses, and fucked it. ...
route36west1
04/30/10, 03:38 PM
no one said warm apple pie yet? really?
lilwave
04/30/10, 04:20 PM
This was not me, I swear, but I heard of this chick putting a cucumber in her... yea, she bled.
deFobbed14yrs
04/30/10, 04:21 PM
so much pent up sexual tension on this site
.invisible ink.
04/30/10, 04:46 PM
I make candles, so I made one shaped like a tampon, complete with the string (wick). Well, I inserted the candle and lit the wick. Vagina candles rule.

oh my god. i think i'm going to be ill.
Forever.Zero
04/30/10, 05:26 PM
This was not me, I swear, but I heard of this chick putting a cucumber in her... yea, she bled.
You're amongst friends. you don't have to lie. we know it was you.
Jennurna Gray
04/30/10, 05:35 PM
This was not me, I swear, but I heard of this chick putting a cucumber in her... yea, she bled.
The lulz were all in the way you said it.
Deadbolt23
04/30/10, 06:51 PM
I'm going to say exactly what I said in the last thread about this.

Panda.
SophomoricSlump
04/30/10, 06:58 PM
I was reading some article online awhile back, and it was about how a girl would use a broomstick to get off, and do pull ups to go up and down.
Her mom opened the door to whatever room she was in and the girl got scared and fell...

Pretty fuckin' weird.
barkingincision
04/30/10, 07:25 PM
if you actually own a fleshlight i feel infinite sorrow, for you.
kerropi
04/30/10, 07:42 PM
this whole thread

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/150575-1/Laughing.gif

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
lilwave
04/30/10, 07:53 PM
I was reading some article online awhile back, and it was about how a girl would use a broomstick to get off, and do pull ups to go up and down.
Her mom opened the door to whatever room she was in and the girl got scared and fell...

Pretty fuckin' weird.

Oh my goodness! That's like the guy that had a tree branch up his ass. Things you thought you could only imagine at 10. Back then it was funny, now its just wrong D:

You're amongst friends. you don't have to lie. we know it was you.

:rolleyes: owww shucks, how'd you know? I'm a veg lover, what can I say.
It was actually this chick with assburgers syndrome in my high school.
SophomoricSlump
04/30/10, 08:00 PM
Oh my goodness! That's like the guy that had a tree branch up his ass. Things you thought you could only imagine at 10. Back then it was funny, now its just wrong D:

I know, it's so gross.
I think she died too.
drevans18
04/30/10, 08:21 PM
Great minds think alike.

Worst part is that I'm dead serious about Vagandles.

hahahah
Roboman
04/30/10, 08:21 PM
:rolleyes: owww shucks, how'd you know? I'm a veg lover, what can I say.
It was actually this chick with assburgers syndrome in my high school.

Oh dear god, please don't tell me you actually think that is the proper spelling....:shudder::shudder:
tidalwave
04/30/10, 08:27 PM
I was reading some article online awhile back, and it was about how a girl would use a broomstick to get off, and do pull ups to go up and down.
Her mom opened the door to whatever room she was in and the girl got scared and fell...

Pretty fuckin' weird.

I've heard this...I heard she was like on her kitchen counter or something and her mom walked in and she jumped off and the broom went like through her? I cant remember...it was the talk of the playground back in grade 8 or something.
kerropi
04/30/10, 08:30 PM
Oh dear god, please don't tell me you actually think that is the proper spelling....:shudder::shudder:
LOL Oh goodness!!
Carolina.Alex
04/30/10, 08:35 PM
What about that dude from Guts who stuck stuff into his private part? He should get his own thread.
I support your avatar
seraph1214
04/30/10, 08:35 PM
Oh my goodness! That's like the guy that had a tree branch up his ass. Things you thought you could only imagine at 10. Back then it was funny, now its just wrong D:



:rolleyes: owww shucks, how'd you know? I'm a veg lover, what can I say.
It was actually this chick with assburgers syndrome in my high school.

Are you fucking kidding me? Assburgers?
Carolina.Alex
04/30/10, 08:37 PM
I was reading some article online awhile back, and it was about how a girl would use a broomstick to get off, and do pull ups to go up and down.
Her mom opened the door to whatever room she was in and the girl got scared and fell...

Pretty fuckin' weird.


jesus christ
YoTengoRabbi
04/30/10, 09:13 PM
When I was like 12 and super horny all the time, I got a ziploc bag, filled it with some lotion, stuck it between my mattresses, and fucked it.

I'd make fun of you if I wasn't pathetic enough to have done that at 17.
deFobbed14yrs
04/30/10, 09:24 PM
I've heard this...I heard she was like on her kitchen counter or something and her mom walked in and she jumped off and the broom went like through her? I cant remember...it was the talk of the playground back in grade 8 or something.

:puke:
USFJake
04/30/10, 09:49 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/10ddudg.gif
















http://i42.tinypic.com/6z0kn9.jpg

That cat. Omg.
flask
04/30/10, 10:03 PM
I was reading some article online awhile back, and it was about how a girl would use a broomstick to get off, and do pull ups to go up and down.
Her mom opened the door to whatever room she was in and the girl got scared and fell...

Pretty fuckin' weird.

i've heard pool cue too. theres so many variations to the story, its probably an urban legend......probably. dun dun dunnnnnn
Auals
04/30/10, 10:09 PM
I support your avatar

I support your avatar.
de1337ed
04/30/10, 11:48 PM
http://www.utselectrical.co.uk/images/vacuumcleaner.jpg
not really
Gumbyjag
04/30/10, 11:55 PM
stuffed doll.
Akissforher
05/01/10, 12:23 AM
Heard a story from an all girls school nearby about a girl shoving a test tube up her vagina, teacher walked in, she panicked. I'll let you figure out the rest.
Toothache
05/01/10, 12:35 AM
your mom's snatch
aradiantsunrise
05/01/10, 12:46 AM
Jello. Not really.
rhinitus
05/01/10, 01:16 AM
I'm going to say exactly what I said in the last thread about this.

Panda.

Panda?
Thesleepingwell
05/01/10, 01:57 AM
Thread is lulz.
takemyhand
05/01/10, 02:27 AM
wow fap sailors
Rick Cristo
05/01/10, 02:48 AM
Boxer... briefs!
introduction
05/01/10, 03:55 AM
my mouth.
Loyaltabk
05/01/10, 07:21 AM
someone's mom
Forever.Zero
05/01/10, 07:51 AM
Apple pie
yetconfused
05/01/10, 08:23 AM
a cell phone. then all my friends thought it would be funny to call me.
the seventeenth
05/01/10, 09:52 AM
a cell phone. then all my friends thought it would be funny to call me.
I lol'd
Carolina.Alex
05/01/10, 09:54 AM
I support your avatar.

Only a Liverpool fan until the end of this weekend, if you catch my drift
SecretsFromYou
05/01/10, 09:58 AM
the lunch lady
terror_91
05/01/10, 10:04 AM
no one said warm apple pie yet? really?
Took till you on the second page. What a let down.
terror_91
05/01/10, 10:05 AM
a cell phone. then all my friends thought it would be funny to call me.
Did it feel good?
yetconfused
05/01/10, 10:09 AM
Did it feel good?

kind of. but not as much when you're running down the street looking for a crowbar to get the cell phone out with.
which leads me to the second weirdest thing i've stuck in my vagina.
terror_91
05/01/10, 10:17 AM
kind of. but not as much when you're running down the street looking for a crowbar to get the cell phone out with.
which leads me to the second weirdest thing i've stuck in my vagina.
Did you actually get it out with a crowbar?
terror_91
05/01/10, 10:21 AM
haha. nope.
Does your phone smell like vagina?
terror_91
05/01/10, 10:28 AM
nope. it smells like Chanel No. 5.
which is exactly what my vagina smells like.
I think the only way that I could confirm whether or not that is true is if you sent me a picture of your vagina.
Laural666
05/01/10, 10:39 AM
Fucking lol.
<*)))><
05/01/10, 10:46 AM
I think the only way that I could confirm whether or not that is true is if you sent me a picture of your vagina.

Hoe can you tell her vagina smells like perfume from a picture, creep.
de1337ed
05/01/10, 10:49 AM
my mouth.

well played.
terror_91
05/01/10, 11:07 AM
Hoe can you tell her vagina smells like perfume from a picture, creep.
How can I not?
<*)))><
05/01/10, 11:31 AM
How can I not?

Is she going to put the picture of her vagina in her vagina? Because that would make sense and i said vagina now 3 times.
Hagysaurus Rex
05/01/10, 12:09 PM
kind of. but not as much when you're running down the street looking for a crowbar to get the cell phone out with.
which leads me to the second weirdest thing i've stuck in my vagina.

Zion, is that you?
abbysmith
05/01/10, 12:23 PM
A vagina.
Well done.
terror_91
05/01/10, 12:59 PM
Is she going to put the picture of her vagina in her vagina? Because that would make sense and i said vagina now 3 times.
Maybe you could get a couple of mirrors in there and it would be an infinite vagina
Reaver
05/01/10, 01:03 PM
Maybe you could get a couple of mirrors in there and it would be an infinite vagina
let's just quote each other, simply replying 'vagina' again and again.

vagina
kemppettyjohn
05/01/10, 01:18 PM
let's just quote each other, simply replying 'vagina' again and again.

vagina

no
xcloud66x
05/01/10, 01:51 PM
in my pants
whoaisame
05/01/10, 01:54 PM
a cell phone. then all my friends thought it would be funny to call me.

I'm gonna assume you're joking, if you're not, you do know cell phones are one of the most bacteria infested things there are right? Have fun with that mess.
p93
05/01/10, 01:56 PM
It was actually this chick with assburgers syndrome in my high school.

this is absolutely the funniest thing I've read in weeks.
Formatfun
05/01/10, 02:12 PM
kind of. but not as much when you're running down the street looking for a crowbar to get the cell phone out with.
which leads me to the second weirdest thing i've stuck in my vagina.
hahaha
istillfeelher
05/01/10, 03:30 PM
:popcorn:
lilwave
05/01/10, 03:39 PM
this is absolutely the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

:-d


a cell phone. then all my friends thought it would be funny to call me.

God bless America.

Oh dear god, please don't tell me you actually think that is the proper spelling....:shudder::shudder:

nono, lol.

Are you fucking kidding me? Assburgers?

Yes. Asperger Syndrome. It wasn't very noticeable. She just didn't have the best social timing. Thus this beauty of a quote.
<*)))><
05/01/10, 04:06 PM
Maybe you could get a couple of mirrors in there and it would be an infinite vagina

sometimes more than one vagina is a bad.
deFobbed14yrs
05/01/10, 04:34 PM
http://www.webcastr.com/thumbnails/videos/tyra-10-vaginas-webcastr.jpg

FIVE WOMEN, TEN VAGINAS
terror_91
05/01/10, 05:10 PM
let's just quote each other, simply replying 'vagina' again and again.

vagina
Vagina
Schmidty Says
05/01/10, 05:48 PM
It's been said, but....a vagina. And a mouth.
de1337ed
05/01/10, 05:49 PM
electric pencil sharpener.
introduction
05/01/10, 06:33 PM
Vagina

vagina
yetconfused
05/01/10, 07:13 PM
Zion, is that you?

NO.

I'm gonna assume you're joking.

of course i'm joking.
ZeoVGM
05/01/10, 07:36 PM
Ke$ha.
.invisible ink.
05/01/10, 07:36 PM
Ke$ha.

eww.
kerropi
05/01/10, 07:45 PM
Ke$ha.
Damn boy, you a pimp.
drevans18
05/01/10, 08:54 PM
my mouth.

http://images.4chan.org/sp/src/1272771404269.gif
phil19
05/01/10, 11:21 PM
thread is messed up, but im loving it
Thesleepingwell
05/02/10, 12:28 AM
thread is messed up, but im loving it

Agreed. One of PL's best ever threads...
terror_91
05/02/10, 05:50 AM
vagina
Vagina
markhimself46
05/03/10, 06:39 AM
i like to stick my dick in the return video slot at blockbuster while asking the workers about new releases.

Can NOT believe this went unappreciated. I can't stop laughing at it hahaha! Imagine that shit?! Highlarious
smorgy
05/03/10, 11:14 AM
a butt
The_Blackout94
05/03/10, 02:24 PM
I don't really go around sticking my dick in weird places, so I guess it would be a vagina.
ImTheSheriff
05/03/10, 05:21 PM
Can NOT believe this went unappreciated. I can't stop laughing at it hahaha! Imagine that shit?! Highlarious

thanks, but i have to give the credit to my boy Zach Galifianakis. It was his joke.
ImTheSheriff
05/03/10, 05:21 PM
I don't really go around sticking my dick in weird places, so I guess it would be a vagina.

you haven't lived then.
TERRABITHIA
05/04/10, 07:32 AM
electric pencil sharpener.

The though of this made me cringe :shudder: