View Full Version : i got 10,000 plastic straws
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04/30/10, 04:19 PM
what can i do with them?
Think about how 'ironic' it is that you only need one plastic cup.
Sean Rizzo
04/30/10, 05:19 PM
what can i do with them?
Shoot a spitball that reaches the other side of the state. =D
Mandee, darling
04/30/10, 05:51 PM
build a castle for a rat with them.
BornUnderPunches
04/30/10, 06:09 PM
Think about how 'ironic' it is that you only need one plastic cup.
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5261/picture9ce.png
Smash Adams
04/30/10, 06:14 PM
see how many you can swallow without choking
Yellowcard2006
04/30/10, 06:15 PM
throw them away
Deadbolt23
04/30/10, 06:22 PM
Ebay.
deFobbed14yrs
04/30/10, 06:42 PM
cover someone's room with them
muttley
04/30/10, 06:46 PM
Use them like you're supposed to for the rest of your life. Don't be wasteful, you ass.
Connect them all together end-to-end. I'll pour you a soda, see if you can reach it and drink it from where you are. Is 7-up ok?
takeaction
04/30/10, 06:54 PM
what can i do with them?
Carry them around with you just in case anyone needs a straw.
SophomoricSlump
04/30/10, 06:56 PM
Where did you get such a large quantity of straws?
<*)))><
04/30/10, 07:43 PM
Where did you get such a large quantity of straws?
I just kind of found them.
BornUnderPunches
04/30/10, 07:58 PM
Use them like you're supposed to for the rest of your life. Don't be wasteful, you ass.
God forbid...
mymusicismylife
04/30/10, 08:01 PM
Give them to the homeless. Haven't you ever noticed they never have straws with which to drink their paper-bagged beverages?
Sean Rizzo
04/30/10, 08:05 PM
Connect them all together end-to-end. I'll pour you a soda, see if you can reach it and drink it from where you are. Is 7-up ok?
Great idea here, even better than mine. :clap:
Roboman
04/30/10, 08:16 PM
Connect them all together end-to-end. I'll pour you a soda, see if you can reach it and drink it from where you are. Is 7-up ok?
I had the same thought.
...except then I was going to suggest he make it long enough to be able to stick the other end in his butt. Then he wouldn't need a bike pump like that other guy's brother!
drevans18
04/30/10, 08:16 PM
make something. kind of like K'nex. speaking of which, what ever happened to k'nex?
Sean Rizzo
04/30/10, 08:19 PM
make something. kind of like K'nex. speaking of which, what ever happened to k'nex?
No idea. I was a Lego person. And I loved the bionicles as a kid. =D
Carolina.Alex
04/30/10, 08:22 PM
http://prodygal.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/forked-yard1.jpg
But with straws
drevans18
04/30/10, 08:26 PM
No idea. I was a Lego person. And I loved the bionicles as a kid. =D
fair enough. bionicles happened when i was too old for legos, but i love K'nex. that shit was real. so much more versatile than legos, though legos could make more realistic looking things (as realistic as little plastic blocks can be)
Sean Rizzo
04/30/10, 08:27 PM
fair enough. bionicles happened when i was too old for legos, but i love K'nex. that shit was real. so much more versatile than legos, though legos could make more realistic looking things (as realistic as little plastic blocks can be)
What's the most elaborate thing you made from knex?
drevans18
04/30/10, 08:42 PM
What's the most elaborate thing you made from knex?
i pretty much made an entire theme park with knex. and for some reason i had dinosaurs there too. i took pictures because i was like 8 and i loved it, but i have absolutely no idea where those pictures may be. probably at home with my parents, i'll check when i'm home from school. k'nex were so much fun...
Sean Rizzo
04/30/10, 08:45 PM
i pretty much made an entire theme park with knex. and for some reason i had dinosaurs there too. i took pictures because i was like 8 and i loved it, but i have absolutely no idea where those pictures may be. probably at home with my parents, i'll check when i'm home from school. k'nex were so much fun...
oh wow. I used to LOVE hot wheel tracks though, I had the battery powered car shooters so I could make insane self powered tracks.
drevans18
04/30/10, 08:46 PM
oh wow. I used to LOVE hot wheel tracks though, I had the battery powered car shooters so I could make insane self powered tracks.
see, i always wished i liked hot wheels more than i did. i never played with them. but i was always jealous of my friends who actually did the whole crazy insane track thing.
Sean Rizzo
04/30/10, 08:47 PM
see, i always wished i liked hot wheels more than i did. i never played with them. but i was always jealous of my friends who actually did the whole crazy insane track thing.
aw man. It was so awesome.
SincerelyMe
04/30/10, 08:53 PM
:coke:
drevans18
04/30/10, 09:11 PM
aw man. It was so awesome.
lets start that trend amongst people in their 20s.
Sean Rizzo
04/30/10, 09:17 PM
lets start that trend amongst people in their 20s.
Dude we should. I don't get why people abandon stuff they love from their childhood as long as it's not utterly humiliating and completely doesn't apply to multiple age groups (such as toddler shows). I still play all the old videogames I loved as a kid, like spyro the dragon and crash bandicoot. They're still fun even though they're kid games.
I had the same thought.
...except then I was going to suggest he make it long enough to be able to stick the other end in his butt. Then he wouldn't need a bike pump like that other guy's brother!
Nice! Points to you for combining the ideas of two PL threads! :clap:
roughroads
04/30/10, 09:42 PM
carry them around with you at all times, and if anyone tries to tell you that you can't do something, just be like
"I have 10,000 plastic straws, I can do whatever the Fuck I want!"
roughroads
04/30/10, 09:46 PM
Dude we should. I don't get why people abandon stuff they love from their childhood as long as it's not utterly humiliating and completely doesn't apply to multiple age groups (such as toddler shows). I still play all the old videogames I loved as a kid, like spyro the dragon and crash bandicoot. They're still fun even though they're kid games.
...Uooehh I hate you,
Now for the next like 10 days that's all i'll be able to think about; how bad i want to play those to games!
Wake Up
04/30/10, 09:46 PM
I just kind of found them.
you're such a fuckin great poster. i love you
/mancrush
Sean Rizzo
04/30/10, 09:47 PM
...Uooehh I hate you,
Now for the next like 10 days that's all i'll be able to think about; how bad i want to play those to games!
Ha. I never got rid of all my videogames for this very reason. My cousins did though, now they're jealous too. :-p
<*)))><
04/30/10, 10:18 PM
you're such a fuckin great poster. i love you
/mancrush
What do most people not just find large quantitys of miscellaneous items?
roughroads
04/30/10, 10:25 PM
Ha. I never got rid of all my videogames for this very reason. My cousins did though, now they're jealous too. :-p
My brother took it with you when he moved out... Still upset with him!
Sean Rizzo
04/30/10, 10:26 PM
My brother took it with you when he moved out... Still upset with him!
Sue him! XD
de1337ed
04/30/10, 11:16 PM
line them up one by one
hurryupbrett
04/30/10, 11:22 PM
Where did you get 10,000 plastic straws?
muzicislife31
05/01/10, 12:23 AM
This thread has made me lol a lot. Good job.
aradiantsunrise
05/01/10, 12:44 AM
Build a castle.
takemyhand
05/01/10, 02:32 AM
ten thousand plastic straws and no will to live :/
MILFCORE
05/01/10, 03:00 AM
Try going to some online forum and ask what you can do with them.
Make a straw house and live in it until the big bad wolf blows it down.
make a festive hat, or put them in your bonnet .
Jennurna Gray
05/01/10, 06:14 AM
Gauge your dick hole with a string of them, and place the other end in a trash can, or toilet or something. Then when you jerk, you won't make a mess.
Give a new name to 'Mr Clean Magic Reach'.
danofthedead
05/01/10, 07:03 AM
I just kind of found them.
in other words stole a bunch of boxes of straws from the fast food restaurant you work at
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05/01/10, 07:43 AM
in other words stole a bunch of boxes of straws from the fast food restaurant you work at
i work at a minigolf place, if i did work at a fast food placevid steal the buns and then take off all of the sedame seeds and put it on a lot of chicken.
xcloud66x
05/01/10, 11:49 AM
first count them to make sure you have the full 10,000
CarolineQT2774
05/01/10, 12:35 PM
Go around and pass them out to everyone. Then, when there's only one left, say very angrily to someone "This is the last straw!"
tttygxlove
05/01/10, 01:05 PM
Go around and pass them out to everyone. Then, when there's only one left, say very angrily to someone "This is the last straw!"
I like this one
DevinDomino
05/01/10, 01:13 PM
AHA! So you're the theif that's been stealing my straws alll these years!
Make a straw man. Then savagely criticise him.
Nuns On A Bus
05/01/10, 07:54 PM
Make a straw man. Then savagely criticise him.
how clever
drevans18
05/01/10, 09:04 PM
Dude we should. I don't get why people abandon stuff they love from their childhood as long as it's not utterly humiliating and completely doesn't apply to multiple age groups (such as toddler shows). I still play all the old videogames I loved as a kid, like spyro the dragon and crash bandicoot. They're still fun even though they're kid games.
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g262/kattpackinvestments/Katt-PhotoShoot336.jpg
drevans18
05/01/10, 09:04 PM
Go around and pass them out to everyone. Then, when there's only one left, say very angrily to someone "This is the last straw!"
this is a good one.
drevans18
05/01/10, 09:05 PM
i work at a minigolf place, if i did work at a fast food placevid steal the buns and then take off all of the sedame seeds and put it on a lot of chicken.
honestly, i dont even understand this.
<*)))><
05/01/10, 09:24 PM
honestly, i dont even understand this.
Typed it on my phone but I would make sesame seed chicken.
drevans18
05/01/10, 09:30 PM
Typed it on my phone but I would make sesame seed chicken.
oh that makes more sense...
phillipjacob
05/02/10, 12:24 AM
go around selling each straw for 25 cents say its for a good cause
and see how much money you can make
introduction
05/02/10, 04:03 AM
Stick your penis into them and then go and boast in the weirdest place you've stuck your privates thread.
birtcho
05/02/10, 04:43 AM
Line them up and get a good run up and belly flop on to them like a slippery slide and see how far you can go
annika360
05/02/10, 05:18 AM
Bring them back to the restaurant where you "found" them.
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