Rhyme itls

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give us your clever rhymes to do stuff. Some examples would be
Beat it before you leave it ( break ups)
Heat it before you eat it (leftovers)
Supply it then deny it (drugdealing)
Wrap it before you tap it (sexy time)
Now go

[terror_91]

Close the blinds, it's funky time (wanking)

[Indoor Living]

Close it before it gets less funny then it already is (this thread)

[SgtSmegma]

Close it before it gets less funny then it already is (this thread)

hahahaha

[bung]

shake it before you bake it (eating babies)

[Nuns On A Bus]

shake it before you bake it (eating babies)

I feel bad for laughing at this as hard as I did

[drevans18]

I feel bad for laughing at this as hard as I did

me too. but i laughed really hard.

[BornUnderPunches]

Close it before it gets less funny then it already is (this thread)
too funny

[the seventeenth]

No glove, No love (gardening... wait.)

[zachff]

When in doubt, X it out (at work, in reference to X closing a window on the computer)

[Yellowcard2006]

Heat it before you eat it (leftovers)

[FueledByRock]

When in doubt, pinky out (bein' fancy)

[deFobbed14yrs]

when it doubt, pull out (seeing if a cake is done....)

[re7ard1337]

rail and bail (one night stand)

[de1337ed]

oh shit! (...anal)

[birtcho]

Dont be silly wrap your willy (sexual intercourse)

[TheProsAndCons]

Steve Jobs thinks you're all slobs (Because you won't buy his products)

[MyNameIsRoss]

:yawn:

[XxCambiaxX]

I feel bad for laughing at this as hard as I did


Never feel bad for Laughing at Dead Baby Jokes.

never.

[aimee<3]

No glove, No love (gardening... wait.)

Very clever! I like this.

[herestoyoufla]

No pink, no fun, don't get it well done. (How to order meat/order your hookers)

[Jennurna Gray]

Steal it before you deal it (the most efficient way to get fast cash)

[ohmygawditsgab]

Bros before hoes (guy friends should come before girlfriends/girls)
Chicks before dicks (girl friends should come before boyfriends/boys)
(we all know those two)
There's no romance without finance (the rule of life, haha)

[Jennurna Gray]

Pluck it before you suck it (on shaving)

[Laural666]

Don't hate, appreciate (being a smartass/ talking to "haters")

[chrislauren]

Close the blinds, it's funky time (wanking)
I'm saying this in my head with a British accent. I lol'd.

[Jennurna Gray]

Look before you cook (On making 'good' eggs)

[Jennurna Gray]

:yawn:
Okay, so you know how people yawn when they see other people yawn? Completely insane, but this smiley just made me yawn. No lie, brotha.

[Laural666]

Okay, so you know how people yawn when they see other people yawn? Completely insane, but this smiley just made me yawn. No lie, brotha.
Talking about yawning makes me yawn.
Like earlier, someones facebook status was "YAWN, I'm bored" and i yawned, crazy how that happens.

[Hamlet]

Two in the stink, one in the pink.

See also:

Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her meat, one in her seat.
Two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the bank, one in the stank.
Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve.
Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver.
Two in the beaver, one to check for fever.
Two in the bird, one in the turd.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in the coot, one in the chute.
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter.
Two in the cootie, one in the booty.
Two in the crack, one in the back.
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer.
Two in the crumb, one in the bum.
Two in the cunt, one in the grunt.
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's.
Two in the dream, one in the scream.
Two in the flap, one in the crap.
Two in the flower, one in the mud.
Two in the fowl, one in the bowel.
Two in the friend, one in the end.
Two in the fun, one in the bun.
Two in the funk, one in the skunk.
Two in the furry, one in the curry.
Two in the gap, one in the crap.
Two in the gash, one in the ass.
Two in the gash, one in the stash.
Two in the gash, one in the trash.
Two in the giney, one in the hiney.
Two in the girl, one in the swirl.
Two in the go, one in the no.
Two in the goal, one in the hole.
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the grass, one in the ass.
Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter.
Two in the gyney, one in the hiney.
Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.
Two in the ham, one in the Damn!
Two in the heinous, one in the anus.
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo.
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!
Two in the Hootie, One in the Blowfish.
Two in the hooty, one in the booty.
Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket.
Two in the hump, one in the dump.
Two in the humper, one in the dumper.
Two in the jelly, one in the smelly.
Two in the junk, one in the trunk.
Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.
Two in the lube, one in the tube.
Two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye.
Two in the meat, one in the seat.
Two in the monkey, one in the chunky.
Two in the moose, one in the caboose.
Two in the muenster, one in the bun, sir
Two in the muff, one in the rough.
Two in the muff, one in the stuff.
Two in the mung, one in the bung.
Two in the num num, one in the bum bum.
Two in the one, one in the two.
Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca.
Two in the paris, one in the hilton.
Two in the pee pee, one in the cheechee.
Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot.
Two in the pink, one in the stink, and the thumb twiddles the bean.
Two in the pink, sir, one in the sphincter
Two in the pipe, one in the can.
Two in the pleasure, one in the treasure.
Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate.
Two in the pookey, one in the dookie.
Two in the poon, one in the moon.
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper.
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny.
Two in the puss, one in the boot.
Two in the queefer, one in the beefer.
Two in the randy, one in the dandy.
Two in the saddle, one in the paddle.
Two in the shock, one in the awe.
Two in the skank, one in the stank.
Two in the skunk, one in the trunk.
Two in the slime, one in the crime.
Two in the slit, one in the shit.
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the slut, one in the butt.
Two in the snail, one in the tail.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch.
Two in the snatch, one up the hatch.
Two in the split, one in the shits.
Two in the sponge, and one where you plunge.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the stern, one in the bow.
Two in the super, one in the pooper.
Two in the taco, one in the guaco.
Two in the taint, one in the ain't.
Two in the tank, one in the bank.
Two in the tank, one up her crank.
Two in the tart, one in the fart.
Two in the thump, one in the rump.
Two in the tootsie, one in the roll.
Two in the trap, one in the crap.
Two in the treat, one in the seat.
Two in the twat, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the valley, one up the alley.
Two in the whore, one in the backdoor.
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter.
Two in the womb, one in the tomb.
Two inside a woman's vagina, one inside a woman's rectum.
Two near the clit, one in the shit.
Two scoops of cherry, one scoop of chocolate.
Two up the fly, one in the brown eye.
Two where it's foul, one in the bowel.
Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary.
Two where she catches cocks, one in her fartbox.
Two where she hits it, one where she shits it.
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.
Two where she queefs, one where she beefs.
Two where she spits, one where she shits.
Two where the cocks cum, one where she talks from.
Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows.
Two where they're born, one where there's corn.
Two where you hump, one in the rump.
Two where you should, one where you could.

[Jennurna Gray]

Talking about yawning makes me yawn.
Like earlier, someones facebook status was "YAWN, I'm bored" and i yawned, crazy how that happens.
I yawned reading this, hahah

[terror_91]

I'm saying this in my head with a British accent. I lol'd.
I'm saying that with a terrible British accent attempt by an american ;-)

[chrislauren]

I'm saying that with a terrible British accent attempt by an american ;-)
Pshhh. It's probably better than yours!

[terror_91]

Pshhh. It's probably better than yours!
Well considering I'm an ex-pat I've got a lot of experience... :-p

[chrislauren]

Well considering I'm an ex-pat I've got a lot of experience... :-p
whatever. I can't think of anything witty to say. British accents are really sexy anyway, i'm sure we can agree on that.

[terror_91]

whatever. I can't think of anything witty to say. British accents are really sexy anyway, i'm sure we can agree on that.
Hmmm... depends where the accent is coming from. There are some horrible, horrible accents from around the country. Cockney, Brumie accents spring to mind. Mancunian accents can be fairly bad (but I've got a bit of one so they aren't that bad really :-)).

We don't all speak the Queen's English you know.

[chrislauren]

Hmmm... depends where the accent is coming from. There are some horrible, horrible accents from around the country. Cockney, Brumie accents spring to mind. Mancunian accents can be fairly bad (but I've got a bit of one so they aren't that bad really :-)).

We don't all speak the Queen's English you know.
How silly of me to think so. I appreciate the enlightenment.

edit: I've honestly never even heard of half of those things. Whenever I hear a Brit speak, they all sound like prince William.

[bung]

Close the blinds, it's funky time (wanking)

I almost feel bad for saying this, since you seem pretty cool...

but does this actually rhyme in your strange country?

[terror_91]

How silly of me to think so. I appreciate the enlightenment.

edit: I've honestly never even heard of half of those things. Whenever I hear a Brit speak, they all sound like prince William.
I'm going to take that as sarcasm because reading back on my post it does seem quite patronising. There are a lot of different accents. Cockney is the proper London one and Brumie is from Birmingham. I've got a bit of a Mancunian accent but not much. If you type them into youtube I'm sure someone will have posted videos about them.
I almost feel bad for saying this, since you seem pretty cool...

but does this actually rhyme in your strange country?
Well thank you.
Erm, they kinda of do but not really.

[MyNameIsRoss]

Okay, so you know how people yawn when they see other people yawn? Completely insane, but this smiley just made me yawn. No lie, brotha.

:yawn:

[Jennurna Gray]

:yawn:
Haha, worked again.

[chrislauren]

I'm going to take that as sarcasm because reading back on my post it does seem quite patronising. There are a lot of different accents. Cockney is the proper London one and Brumie is from Birmingham. I've got a bit of a Mancunian accent but not much. If you type them into youtube I'm sure someone will have posted videos about them.

Well thank you.
Erm, they kinda of do but not really.

My accent comment was completely ignorant, i really didn't know that it varied, so thank you for correcting me. After that I wasn't being serious. I didn't mean to come off that way at all though. Sorry.

[terror_91]

My accent comment was completely ignorant, i really didn't know that it varied, so thank you for correcting me. After that I wasn't being serious. I didn't mean to come off that way at all though. Sorry.
I meant that my post was patronising haha!

Did you look at any of them on youtube?

[chrislauren]

I meant that my post was patronising haha!

Did you look at any of them on youtube?
Oh, duh. I'm tired and I get confused easily. I did look at a couple on youtube, I don't think they're that bad, haha.

[terror_91]

Oh, duh. I'm tired and I get confused easily. I did look at a couple on youtube, I don't think they're that bad, haha.
Really? haha. I can't stand a brumie accent. I also can't really stand the city though.

[chrislauren]

Really? haha. I can't stand a brumie accent. I also can't really stand the city though.
I'd rather hear any of those on a daily basis than the horrible, God awful Long Island accents around me.

[terror_91]

I'd rather hear any of those on a daily basis than the horrible, God awful Long Island accents around me.
The long island one is the jersey shore one isnt it? That's pretty bad haha

[chrislauren]

The long island one is the jersey shore one isnt it? That's pretty bad haha
It's basically the same. I hope it doesn't rub off on me.

[terror_91]

It's basically the same. I hope it doesn't rub off on me.
But then you can call yourself "The Situation"! How could you not want that!?

[chrislauren]

But then you can call yourself "The Situation"! How could you not want that!?
You bring up a good point. A very, very good point.

[terror_91]

You bring up a good point. A very, very good point.
I'm glad that I've made you rethink "The Situation".

IT WORKS IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS!

[chrislauren]

I'm glad that I've made you rethink "The Situation".

IT WORKS IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS!
yeah, and i already live in GTL purgatory, so i guess it would work out.

[terror_91]

yeah, and i already live in GTL purgatory, so i guess it would work out.
See. It just has to be done. I think you need to change your username so that people know.

[chrislauren]

See. It just has to be done. I think you need to change your username so that people know.
I think right now it's best for me to be a secret Situation and then slowly make my presence known. I don't want to overwhelm anyone.

[terror_91]

I think right now it's best for me to be a secret Situation and then slowly make my presence known. I don't want to overwhelm anyone.
That's a good point. People can sometimes get overwhelmed by "The Situation" and we wouldn't want that happening.