my college gets cinemax

[buysoap]

and i totally wanna stay up till 2 tonight to watch the sex spa II: body work.

listen to this genious plot: A wealthy man helps a beautiful masseuse finance her own business.

fuck yeah. an hour and 30 minutes of beautiful masseuse!

[Anton Djamoos]

Haha, what a porn n00b.

[Brandn3w]

hahaha cinemax has some of the funniest softcore movies. spiderbabe.

[buysoap]

n00b? dude, im the porn master. but nay chance i get to watch free porn, its not like i'm going to be, "uhm no. sorry. i have class tommorow." fuckin FREE PORN!

[buysoap]

hahaha cinemax has some of the funniest softcore movies. spiderbabe.

spiderbabe and misty mundae was a treat for the eyes. i love spider-man and her web shooting vagina made me so happy

[Brandn3w]

spiderbabe and misty mundae was a treat for the eyes. i love spider-man and her web shooting vagina made me so happy
misty mundae was hot. you ever see the planet of the apes softcore with her?

[buysoap]

misty mundae was hot. you ever see the planet of the apes softcore with her?

i believe so, planet of the babes?

[Brandn3w]

i believe so, planet of the babes?

hahaha yeah i think thats what its called. i used to watch those movies when i was a lonley 15 year old. i havnt seen them in a while.

[dashboard1190]

:woot: for porn.

[buysoap]

hahaha yeah i think thats what its called. i used to watch those movies when i was a lonley 15 year old. i havnt seen them in a while.

yeah well i'm a lonely 19 year old. rock. \../,

[Brandn3w]

yeah well i'm a lonely 19 year old. rock. \../,

dude if your at college go out and meet some girls. i went to my brothers dorm yesterday and i couldnt beleive how many hot girls there were there. but whatever works man, a brothers got needs.

[buysoap]

dude if your at college go out and meet some girls. i went to my brothers dorm yesterday and i couldnt beleive how many hot girls there were there. but whatever works man, a brothers got needs.

i'm celibate....

it's a long story that we dont need to go into :)

but i'll have gay cyber sex with anyone on AP, thats not a problem

[Brandn3w]

i'm celibate....

it's a long story that we dont need to go into :)

but i'll have gay cyber sex with anyone on AP, thats not a problem

thats cool man. i respect you for being celibate, thats a big commitment to make especially living in a dorm. Props.

[buysoap]

thats cool man. i respect you for being celibate, thats a big commitment to make especially living in a dorm. Props.

dont respect me. laugh at me. i'm an idiot. but again, long story. let me just say, dont do it yourself. be a slut and have threesomes. video tape them so i can see em too

[Brandn3w]

dont respect me. laugh at me. i'm an idiot. but again, long story. let me just say, dont do it yourself. be a slut and have threesomes. video tape them so i can see em too

hahahahaha alright dude.

[Brandn3w]

i read your sig, how did you get a book published and whats it about?

[YourLatestVicti]

and i totally wanna stay up till 2 tonight to watch the sex spa II: body work.

listen to this genious plot: A wealthy man helps a beautiful masseuse finance her own business.

fuck yeah. an hour and 30 minutes of beautiful masseuse!
I wish my school had cinemax so I could watch that. Watching Sex Spa was the single smartest thing I did with my friends over the summer...I lead a sad, sad life.

[buysoap]

I wish my school had cinemax so I could watch that. Watching Sex Spa was the single smartest thing I did with my friends over the summer...I lead a sad, sad life.

naw man, your life rules. totally fucking rules.

i read your sig, how did you get a book published and whats it about?

uhm.. the answer to your first question is i published it. theres nothing special. lulu is self publishing. and whats it about? its about a kid who goes home on winter break at college after not being home for several years and everything at home is fucked up for him. its just another emo angst coming of age novel thats really metaphorical to the author's life (i.e my life). ive been compared to salinger (as in catcher in the rye, by my dad), but i wouldnt go that far because im not nerely as good. i sold 3 copies. salinger has sold millions.

[TheByrus]

lord of the g-strings