What turned you on today?

[Fullblast 2.0]

Go.

Now.

[James Johnson]

:-|

[Jennurna Gray]

This thread. I'm sitting in a puddle.

[Kozzy333]

This thread. I'm sitting in a puddle.

This post.

[Jennurna Gray]

This post.
You scorpion.

[Hamlet]

The rain.

What can I say, I have a fantasy about doing it in a downpour. I'd probably freeze my ass off though.

[phil19]

well i had a dream about this girl and i woke up a lil sticky

[Kozzy333]

You scorpion.

I'll pop your cherry cherry make you say "boom boom"

[whothehellispat]

The rain.

What can I say, I have a fantasy about doing it in a downpour. I'd probably freeze my ass off though.

best avatar ever.

[Jennurna Gray]

I'll pop your cherry cherry make you say "boom boom"
Ow ow!
Good one.

[sleepyseanzzz]

mr coffee

[Manicapathy]

This thread. I'm sitting in a puddle.

This post.

agreed

[muttley]

The weather.

[theNatetron]

study guides

[SincerelyMe]

This thread.

[Kozzy333]

Kenneth Branagh as Hamlet.

[tiny vessels]

An old woman came up to me at work and said that she was going to shave off my hair and wear it herself because she's been trying to get the color for so long. That made me feel wanted.

[unajames]

ghosts

[Yellowcard2006]

This thread. I'm sitting in a puddle.
giggity

[luckyforsome]

Honestly, Robert DeNiro in Awakenings. I watched it today in AP Psych and all I could think about was how hot he looked :(

[D' Evils]

taking my last final of the semester.. gave me a good ol chub

[EvilZeppelin]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2bjm3LzvA1qzgkoco1_400.jpg

[Avalanche1]

Listening to New Found Glory.

[catherinexhimel]

study guides


I love your avatar more than anything, sir.

[catherinexhimel]

I met a Mormon ginger guy in choir today. He... looks... so... innocent. :)

[maxvsmaradona]

I got to quote Arrested Development with the girl I like

[Nick Le]

Typing this.

[drzafs]

Spending time with an attractive female.

[tidalwave]

simon cowell.

[Roboman]

Lesbian porn.

[aradiantsunrise]

Amber Heard

[SungDuck88]

i was watching some next generation and there was a pretty hot klingon chick on there.

[evvandflow]

horsecock

[showmethefever]

I met a Mormon ginger guy in choir today. He... looks... so... innocent. :)
A Mormon ginger? Talk about god giving you every warning sign possible.

[silent_platypus]

My best friend eagerly ran up to me after math class and rubbed her hips to mine. She then proceeded to invite me on a friend date this weekend. I think i want her more and more every day.

[Pudge Halter]

Scarlett Jofuckinghansson.

[Kassie09]

...people just get randomly turned on daily?
apparently i have no sex drive, i barely ever think about sex

[HometownHero]

Looking at myself in the mirror. Looking at myself in the shower. Etc etc

[Jennurna Gray]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2bjm3LzvA1qzgkoco1_400.jpg
lofuckingl. Post this in Jokes, please.
My best friend eagerly ran up to me after math class and rubbed her hips to mine. She then proceeded to invite me on a friend date this weekend. I think i want her more and more every day.
She obviously wants you, too. Get her before someone else does.

[Jennurna Gray]

giggity
agreed
:)

[Reaver]

well i had a dream about this girl and i woke up a lil sticky
hahahah - not this post though.

the thought of a girl just turned me on a few minutes ago, boring but yeah - you asked.

[Reaver]

giggity
bahahaha, totally made my day!

[awwgereee]

The rain.

What can I say, I have a fantasy about doing it in a downpour. I'd probably freeze my ass off though.

good to know i'm not the only one haha

[<*)))><]

Seeing a mailman put mail in the mailbox.

[catherinexhimel]

A Mormon ginger? Talk about god giving you every warning sign possible.

What an unloved child.

[silent_platypus]

Seeing a mailman put mail in the mailbox.

lollll

[kbi the crowing]

...people just get randomly turned on daily?
apparently i have no sex drive, i barely ever think about sex

One of my text books for my close relationships class entailed a study where young adults were measured on how many episodes of sexual desire they had per week. On average, men had 37 incidences of sexual desire and women had 9, per week.

So yeah, apparently you don't?

[evvandflow]

i would put my number more around 1,037

[kbi the crowing]

i would put my number more around 1,037

:-|

Just kidding, I know how you feel.

[Forever.Zero]

I'm drinking a glass of O.J - think about it.

[Reaver]

I'm drinking a glass of O.J - think about it.
LOL

[herestoyoufla]

Scarlett Jofuckinghansson.
yes.

[joelibyan]

old Appleseed Cast

[Numero10]

More like 37 per minute

[chrislauren]

James Van Der Beek has a picture spread in the new Cosmo. mmm.

[aimee<3]

Seeing a mailman put mail in the mailbox.

nice ...

[aimee<3]

my teacher ;)

jk

[gettopunk]

my body

[geebee889]

James Van Der Beek has a picture spread in the new Cosmo. mmm.


He does?!

[tottivillarossi]

I got to quote Arrested Development with the girl I like

Marry her.

Scarlett Jofuckinghansson.


LOST IN TRANSLATION WAS ON LAST NIGHT OMG.

[Kassie09]

One of my text books for my close relationships class entailed a study where young adults were measured on how many episodes of sexual desire they had per week. On average, men had 37 incidences of sexual desire and women had 9, per week.

So yeah, apparently you don't?


9 sounds like a lot for me, haha. Oh well

[mantipede]

Boobs.

[Laural666]

Watching them two redneck motherfuckers run this morning. Damn, sexy.

[Cameronisonfire]

Your dad

[maxvsmaradona]

Marry her.

I would like to hold her hand first. Baby steps.

[terror_91]

One of my text books for my close relationships class entailed a study where young adults were measured on how many episodes of sexual desire they had per week. On average, men had 37 incidences of sexual desire and women had 9, per week.

So yeah, apparently you don't?
37 per week?!?! That's unbelievable!

It has to be at least ten times that.

[alltimehoe93]

A Mormon ginger? Talk about god giving you every warning sign possible.
hahahahaha, solid post.

[11:11]

Waking up next to the girl I made out with last night.

[<*)))><]

Waking up next to the girl I made out with last night.

How much do those things cost?

[KatastrophiE]

How much do those things cost?

abortions?

[11:11]

How much do those things cost?
$5 for the alcohol to get them drunk.

[Indoor Living]

Going on a date with my dream girl tonight.

[<*)))><]

$5 for the alcohol to get them drunk.

What is she 7 because at a bar that is like two beers.

[kbi the crowing]

37 per week?!?! That's unbelievable!

It has to be at least ten times that.

it's only an average based upon self-report data, so it's probably not super accurate.

[Deadbolt23]

One of my text books for my close relationships class entailed a study where young adults were measured on how many episodes of sexual desire they had per week. On average, men had 37 incidences of sexual desire and women had 9, per week.

So yeah, apparently you don't?

This has to be bull.

[11:11]

What is she 7 because at a bar that is like two beers.
Nah, we were at a party, and it was vodka.

[Nuns On A Bus]

Nah, we were at a party, and it was vodka.

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/9a93/PopovVodka.jpg

$5? That's what, 3 or 4 handles of Popov? Good stuff, it's one of the few alcohols where you have trouble talking immediately after drinking it simply because it makes your entire mouth numb. That's a sign of a truly high quality vodka, I think

[drzafs]

Nuns on a bus

[kbi the crowing]

This has to be bull.

It was in my textbook, and read my comment above.

[ayerock]

i was watching some next generation and there was a pretty hot klingon chick on there.

http://bplteensofwa.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/klingonpink.jpg

Aaaah yeah

[ThatColdPart]

A dead body.

[Fullblast 2.0]

Watching them two redneck motherfuckers run this morning. Damn, sexy.
Nothing relatively sexy about that, imo.

[takeiteasy_]

popsicle

[zion the lion]

Spending time with an attractive female.

creepy.

[zion the lion]

One of my text books for my close relationships class entailed a study where young adults were measured on how many episodes of sexual desire they had per week. On average, men had 37 incidences of sexual desire and women had 9, per week.

So yeah, apparently you don't?

My number is at about 0...maybe 1 but more like 0...yeah 0. thats a huge difference though, 37 and 9.

[kbi the crowing]

My number is at about 0...maybe 1 but more like 0...yeah 0. thats a huge difference though, 37 and 9.

This isn't directed at you personally, but people need to understand the term average.


I'm sorry you have such a low sex drive :-(

[zion the lion]

This isn't directed at you personally, but people need to understand the term average.


I'm sorry you have such a low sex drive :-(

I was just commenting on what mine is.

having a low sex drive when there's no one to get my engine running is probably a good thing haha. yeah.

[bung]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/272/5/3/heart_by_SusanCoffey.jpg

/because this thread is severely lacking in masturbatory material

[chrislauren]

He does?!
Yup. The one with Pink on the cover.

[aerofan11]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/272/5/3/heart_by_SusanCoffey.jpg

/because this thread is severely lacking in masturbatory material
This!

[Chancetobe]

I went on this cruise today. All the guys in suits as compared to their normal god knows what, looked incredibly sexy.

[Laural666]

Nothing relatively sexy about that, imo.
I have a thing for country boys.

[Pudge Halter]

Marry her.




LOST IN TRANSLATION WAS ON LAST NIGHT OMG.

Shit dude, Ryan Reynolds doesn't deserve her.
They're gonna have some ugly-ass babies.

[Pudge Halter]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/272/5/3/heart_by_SusanCoffey.jpg

/because this thread is severely lacking in masturbatory material

Holy shit. Those eyes.

[Fullblast 2.0]

What is she 7 because at a bar that is like two beers.
I'd say only beer Mr. Ted, ONE BEER.

[Fullblast 2.0]

I have a thing for country boys.
I will let you off with this one. :wave:

[Laural666]

I will let you off with this one. :wave:
Are you saying your a country boy? Haha.

[terror_91]

Sexy robots did:
OhQhZ4rcJdU&playnext_from=TL&videos=fsZaCWjcf2I&feature=sub

[Fullblast 2.0]

Are you saying your a country boy? Haha.
Yes, yes I am. I used to live on a farm a few years ago, but I moved for school

[Laural666]

Yes, yes I am. I used to live on a farm a few years ago, but I moved for school
Well, hello(:
How country are you, like cowboy boots and the whole nine yards or what?

[In2deep]

All Time Low, totally joking.

[Turkeylegz]

All Time Low, totally joking.

All Time Low, totally serious(ly joking)

[Fullblast 2.0]

Sexy robots did:
OhQhZ4rcJdU&playnext_from=TL&videos=fsZaCWjcf2I&feature=sub
The highlight of my day, haha.

[USFJake]

This chick I was hanging out with that could drive a stick shift. In a car that is.

[ReadyForAction]

My hot asian friend on facebook

[Thesleepingwell]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/272/5/3/heart_by_SusanCoffey.jpg

/because this thread is severely lacking in masturbatory material

This post.

[kbi the crowing]

Sexy robots did:
OhQhZ4rcJdU&playnext_from=TL&videos=fsZaCWjcf2I&feature=sub

That was actually very good. Genuine laughing occurred.
Hrmph.

[StephenYoung]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/272/5/3/heart_by_SusanCoffey.jpg

/because this thread is severely lacking in masturbatory material

This, all day.

[ohheroine]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2vnp1d1.jpg


people that good looking just shouldn't exist.

[Nick Le]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/272/5/3/heart_by_SusanCoffey.jpg

/because this thread is severely lacking in masturbatory material

oh my god. this.

[In2deep]

All Time Low, totally serious(ly joking)

Yeah, and how would you know that? I care more about the music than looks. Sorry to disappoint ya :)

[RushAndAPush]

It's kind of odd. I did when i looked in the mirror.

[Turkeylegz]

Yeah, and how would you know that? I care more about the music than looks. Sorry to disappoint ya :)

Naw, I got turned on by 'em

I'm not sayin you did. ;-)

[phil19]

the porn i watched

[jason_t8]

I was reading Alex Gaskarth and Jason Tate slash this afternoon heheh!! xD