Paris Hilton Arrested

[Jared Kaufman]

Paris Hilton (http://www.myspace.com/parishilton) was arrested (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1540341/20060907/hilton_paris.jhtml?headlines=true) for DUI, apparently she couldn't take not being Gwen Stefani anymore.

[JunkBondTrader]

wow. that sucks that her BAC was exactly .08, talk about the shaft.

[RememberFminus2]

hahahahha
oh jared you slay me.

speaking of gwen remember when she was cool.

[spencersface]

Hahaha

[etwiels]

"apparently she couldn't take not being Gwen Stefani anymore."

What the fuck?

[Joe DeAndrea]

Good. Dumb bitch.

[melvicious]

Alcohol doesn't cause DUI's
The DUI was "probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued,"

[Lehcar]

she said she only had "one drink"

[TheFallOfDan]

The best thing that could happen to her career.

[TheNumberOneFan]

she's really ugly

and fake

[takeitalltheway]

she doesnt have her own driver?

[stevecrumb]

haha. so does that mean now everytime someone gets arrested for a dui cops should ask them if it's because they had an empty stomach? and if so, let them go? cuz it's obviously not as bad that way.

[Take Heart]

she doesnt have her own driver?

That's the first thing I thought of, too. wtf?

[NFG4ever]

celebs make me laugh , it's like they think they have special powers and they could still drive when there fucked up

[8:17am]

talk about the shaft.

Paris Hilton knows a thing or two about the shaft.

[|ant|]

talk about the shaft.

Umm, she said she wasn't taking any shaft for a year. Paris and broken promises.

[myaimistruex3]

I'm more surprised that they actually let her drive (due to her fame and stupidity) than the fact she was drunk while doing it.

[fallout1819]

it was only a matter of time before she was pulled over for drunk driving. i mean, she's supposedly out every night partying. what a waste of life.


and am i missing something with the gwen stefani reference?

[notoaststereo]

deservesit

[rcrook]

paris hilton couldn't drive for one reason...not because of alcohol but because she is a woman

[Drew Beringer]

It's funny that her publicist said she was tired from working. I didn't know going to parties, releasing horrible music, and being a slut was work.

[stevecrumb]

It's funny that her publicist said she was tired from working. I didn't know going to parties, releasing horrible music, and being a slut was work.

amen.

[monicaaaa!]

it was only a matter of time before she was pulled over for drunk driving. i mean, she's supposedly out every night partying. what a waste of life.


and am i missing something with the gwen stefani reference?

i'm assuming because her singing sounds a bit to close to the that of gwen stefani?

[TomAce]

paris hilton couldn't drive for one reason...not because of alcohol but because she is a woman



As fucked up as that is, i will still laugh at it

[hollywoodending]

because this is absolutely punk

[hollywoodending]

It's funny that her publicist said she was tired from working. I didn't know going to parties, releasing horrible music, and being a slut was work.


you'd be surprised. it takes a lot of stamina to suck all that cock

[Drew Beringer]

you'd be surprised. it takes a lot of stamina to suck all that cock

Do you know from experience?

[_lyingintraffic]

So she shot a music video all day, went to dinner with her sister, went to a 'benefit Dave Navarro threw for brain tumors', had a margarita on an empty stomach and then got in her car? I guess she managed to go to dinner with her sister and somehow not eat. That's a funny thing to do when you're starving from a long day of 'work'. Slut. (I end all Paris Hilton related sentences with 'slut', no relevance required.)

[hollywoodending]

Do you know from experience?

only what the ladies tell me...

[stevecrumb]

So she shot a music video all day, went to dinner with her sister, went to a 'benefit Dave Navarro threw for brain tumors', had a margarita on an empty stomach and then got in her car? I guess she managed to go to dinner with her sister and somehow not eat. That's a funny thing to do when you're starving from a long day of 'work'. Slut. (I end all Paris Hilton related sentences with 'slut', no relevance required.)

You actually didn't end any of those sentences in the world "slut".

[Drew Beringer]

only what the ladies tell me...

hahaha ok

[Co and Ca]

Get crunk mothafookers!

[Badgers08]

theres no fuckin way one margarita would give you a BAC of .08, even if she is a petite little slut with an empty somach. on top of that, she parties every night so her tolerance for alcohol has to be higher than that, so theres no way she would be exhibiting signs of intoxication after one margarita. how stupid do you think we are Elliot Mintz?

[jharv]

Paris Hilton is a man.

[fearthesloths]

i'm glad they made an example out of her... having an exact BAC of 0.8 some people might be let off, but i'm glad they showed her just because you're famous for fucking on film doesn't mean you can be an irresponsible retard.

[Slovo]

Reports say that all she wanted was In-n-Out (http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/07/paris-all-i-wanted-was-an-in-n-out-burger/), so I think that can be excused... come on, In-n-Out!!!

http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/in-n-out.jpg

[oh no its colin]

Reports say that all she wanted was In-n-Out (http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/07/paris-all-i-wanted-was-an-in-n-out-burger/), so I think that can be excused... come on, In-n-Out!!!

http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/in-n-out.jpg



she loves in-n-out.

[hubbabubbal3ts]

simply amazing.

[Zeran]

Paris Hilton (http://www.myspace.com/parishilton) was arrested (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1540341/20060907/hilton_paris.jhtml?headlines=true) for DUI, apparently she couldn't take not being Gwen Stefani anymore.

hahaha

[raycer]

looks like mel gibson needed some company.

[concretedetail]

Margaritaaaa

[were_all_dicked]

so let me get this straight:

she was on an empty stomach, she bearly missed the legal stage and she was only in there for 2 hours, if convicted, she only gets 2 months probation, take a class and 90 days suspension of your licence?

wow, I really need to be a rockstar/celebrity

[overitsi22]

i agree that she is ugly...a lot of people i know find her so attractive....def. not seeing it, and she is stupid, like not smart..

[NicoleC]

theres no fuckin way one margarita would give you a BAC of .08, even if she is a petite little slut with an empty somach. on top of that, she parties every night so her tolerance for alcohol has to be higher than that, so theres no way she would be exhibiting signs of intoxication after one margarita. how stupid do you think we are Elliot Mintz?

margaritas can have a crapload if liquor in them for one drink. two shots of tequila and almost a shot of triple sec. it takes less alcohol then you think to get a dui.

[Midnight Aria]

1. this is GREAT for her career.

2.

[Midnight Aria]

godamnit

2. she wishes she could be gwen stefani. . .that was the point.

3. she failed

[codypayne]

paris hilton is hott.shes like my dream girl

[fallout1819]

i'm assuming because her singing sounds a bit to close to the that of gwen stefani?


i never listened to paris' music because just her speaking makes my IQ drop. and i think gwen stefani's solo shit sucks ass. she's definatly better with no doubt.

[weworemasks]

godamnit

2. she wishes she could be gwen stefani. . .that was the point.

3. she failed

"edit" button might help you out!

[Plodbax]

paris hilton is hott.shes like my dream girl

Die...
Honestly Find A Really High Bridge And Jump...
Or Cut Out Your Eyeballs

[wes_allen]

ohhh sick burn!!

[mr chainsaw]

Paris Hilton knows a thing or two about the shaft.

lol...reminds me of the south park episode..stupid spoiled whore

[Chris Fallon]

I did not know that you could get a DUI from guzzling too much semen. Hmm, you learn something new every day.

[Chevy114]

If your that rich why are driving yourself?