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kshtoinks12

09/10/06, 07:52 PM

the bush sucks thread gets raped but this shit is left alone? Everyone is a retard except for me....accept it now.I'll accept it if you admit Bush is a hero :flag:

richter915

09/10/06, 08:04 PM

I'll accept it if you admit Bush is a hero :flag:
a hero? I think the term "god" suits him best.

kshtoinks12

09/11/06, 12:02 PM

a hero? I think the term "god" suits him best.Well Played :flag:

RememberFminus2

09/11/06, 12:04 PM

him and regan are probably the worst presidents in the history of the united states.

even rational right wing republicans think hes an idiot

kshtoinks12

09/11/06, 12:08 PM

him and regan are probably the worst presidents in the history of the united states.

even rational right wing republicans think hes an idiot
If Bush had just a bit more power, I'd be allowed to send you a mail bomb, instead I'll just send the less effective anthrax. :flag:

PunkENG

09/11/06, 12:12 PM

Wow, this is probably the most retarded thread I've ever seen.

a speedo model

09/11/06, 01:31 PM

i like Bush

AntsInMyPants92

09/11/06, 01:55 PM

i hate him nuf said

this is just my opinion though you might like him and that's ok

a speedo model

09/11/06, 01:56 PM

i hate him nuf said

this is just my opinion though you might like him and that's ok
you're 13?

Java Nick

09/11/06, 01:58 PM

Greatest President Ever. Period.

:flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag:

post how you agree with me in here.

Just curious as to why you feel that way.

Java Nick

09/11/06, 01:59 PM

And I'm not interested in starting a debate. I'd prefer to sit here and listen to what Bush supporters have to say.

a speedo model

09/11/06, 02:02 PM

And I'm not interested in starting a debate. I'd prefer to sit here and listen to what Bush supporters have to say.
i've just seen no reason to dislike him.

lfdfforever

09/11/06, 02:40 PM

i like the band bush

kshtoinks12

09/11/06, 04:48 PM

Just curious as to why you feel that way.
He's a man of the people. He waved to Stevie Wonder...for the people. He choked on a pretzel...for the people.

Broken Parachute

09/11/06, 09:02 PM

Wow, this is probably the most retarded thread I've ever seen.
Sarcasm meter must be off.

Just curious as to why you feel that way.
Can you detect sarcasm? I doubt it..

He's a man of the people. He waved to Stevie Wonder...for the people. He choked on a pretzel...for the people.
haha wtf

Broken Parachute

09/11/06, 09:04 PM

i hate him nuf said

this is just my opinion though you might like him and that's ok
You're 13...

Now, people will think I'm picking on you for being so young.

WHY do you hate him?

State facts. Give us insight to your opinions.

"i hate him nuf said" is not good enough because not only do you have bad grammar, but you're posting that to look scene or cool.

Give us reasons why you like (if any) and dislike him and I'll apologize to you.

Seriously. There is too many 13/14 year olds coming in here and going "oMg bush is gay" or "worst prez ever" and then won't back their statement up.

Jason Tate

09/11/06, 10:19 PM

Worst speech ever tonight.

catscradle

09/11/06, 11:30 PM

Worst speech ever tonight.

i disagree.

goyoyofosoco

09/12/06, 12:23 AM

Worst speech ever tonight.

I disagree... He's made some ridiculous speeches in his day, and, for him to have made the absolute WORST SPEECH EVER tonight, he would have had to basically scream "CUTE IS WHAT I AIM FOR" for 20 minutes while wearing a fake pink mohawk.

Just saying... Kerry/Edwards is looking awfully sexy right now, eh, America?

a speedo model

09/12/06, 08:04 AM

Kerry/Edwards is looking awfully sexy right now, eh, America?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no.

richter915

09/12/06, 12:17 PM

Just curious as to why you feel that way.
his dick is HUGE!

richter915

09/12/06, 12:19 PM

You're 13...

Now, people will think I'm picking on you for being so young.

WHY do you hate him?

State facts. Give us insight to your opinions.

"i hate him nuf said" is not good enough because not only do you have bad grammar, but you're posting that to look scene or cool.

Give us reasons why you like (if any) and dislike him and I'll apologize to you.

Seriously. There is too many 13/14 year olds coming in here and going "oMg bush is gay" or "worst prez ever" and then won't back their statement up.
it's cause they're 13? Leave them alone they're just dumb little kids saying what Green Day says. And if you think you're a bigger man for trying to outsmart a 13 year old, that's dumb on your part. It's like if u were 13 and I was 16...I would never wanna start a debate with u or ask u for facts...this kid doesn't even have pubes yet, leave him alone.

richter915

09/12/06, 12:20 PM

He's a man of the people. He waved to Stevie Wonder...for the people. He choked on a pretzel...for the people.
Much like The Rock...Bush is The Rock.

kshtoinks12

09/12/06, 04:35 PM

Much like The Rock...Bush is The Rock.
Hahahahahhahaha, that made me laugh out loud so hard. So the truth.
Worst speech ever tonight.Agreed, and it still brought me to tears. I thinks its official, america is in the safest hands :flag:

Broken Parachute

09/12/06, 04:36 PM

it's cause they're 13? Leave them alone they're just dumb little kids saying what Green Day says. And if you think you're a bigger man for trying to outsmart a 13 year old, that's dumb on your part. It's like if u were 13 and I was 16...I would never wanna start a debate with u or ask u for facts...this kid doesn't even have pubes yet, leave him alone.
Sorry.

kshtoinks12

09/12/06, 04:45 PM

Sorry.
YEA YOU STUPID STUPID FACE!
Maybe you should listen to Green Day talk, they're truely inspirational.

richter915

09/12/06, 09:01 PM

Sorry.
don't be. I was the same way u are now...but when ur older and this kid is your age...he'll (hopefully) be able to think how you do...what's bad is when there're guys older than me bashing these little kids. I hope I didn't offend u or anything, I see u as a cool guy and stuff.

richter915

09/12/06, 09:02 PM

YEA YOU STUPID STUPID FACE!
Maybe you should listen to Green Day talk, they're truely inspirational.
I think those were Bush's exact words to the Iraqi people during operation Shock and Awe.

GAD_guy

09/12/06, 09:09 PM

you do realize that stephen colbert is kidding right?

Broken Parachute

09/13/06, 12:37 AM

don't be. I was the same way u are now...but when ur older and this kid is your age...he'll (hopefully) be able to think how you do...what's bad is when there're guys older than me bashing these little kids. I hope I didn't offend u or anything, I see u as a cool guy and stuff.
no offense taken, i was just over reacting.

Paul Tao

09/13/06, 02:26 AM

Anybody watch his speech on 9/11 btw? Jesus.

YourMusicSucks

09/13/06, 04:19 AM

I actually loled during his speech on 9/11, and I was watching it on the gym's TV with stranger's around.

"We have learned a lot about the enemy since the start of this war."

*Dramatic pause*

"They are evil."

Broken Parachute

09/13/06, 05:59 AM

Anybody watch his speech on 9/11 btw? Jesus.
Mehh, I've seen worse by him.

I actually loled during his speech on 9/11, and I was watching it on the gym's TV with stranger's around.

"We have learned a lot about the enemy since the start of this war."

*Dramatic pause*

"They are evil."
It wasn't that funny, actually.

YourMusicSucks

09/13/06, 12:33 PM

Mehh, I've seen worse by him.

It wasn't that funny, actually.

Funny isn't a matter of opinion?

His face, how serious he was trying to look, and all of it came together perfectly for me.

richter915

09/13/06, 12:38 PM

kshtoinks12

09/13/06, 06:12 PM

you do realize that stephen colbert is kidding right?
What would I tell you if I mimic all of his truthiness? He's my idol and yes i know!
I think those were Bush's exact words to the Iraqi people during operation Shock and Awe.
I think he threw a "you're evil" in there, but its pretty close.

GAD_guy

09/13/06, 06:34 PM

What would I tell you if I mimic all of his truthiness? He's my idol and yes i know!

yeah, i figured. you might find this hard to believe, but i actually know people who think he's serious (an actual statement from a girl i know: "jon stewart is the liberal, stephen colbert is the conservative. comedy central set it up that way")

anyway, i figured you were going for a colbert thing with this thread and i just wanted to make sure you weren't an idiot too.

Lueda Alia

09/13/06, 06:53 PM

i've just seen no reason to dislike him.
Really? Wow.

kshtoinks12

09/13/06, 07:06 PM

Really? Wow.
:shake:
yeah, i figured. you might find this hard to believe, but i actually know people who think he's serious (an actual statement from a girl i know: "jon stewart is the liberal, stephen colbert is the conservative. comedy central set it up that way")

anyway, i figured you were going for a colbert thing with this thread and i just wanted to make sure you weren't an idiot too.

Me an Idiot? I made the "I love america thread!"

thejetstolehome

09/14/06, 05:16 AM

you do realize that stephen colbert is kidding right?

apparently the higher ups didn't...

see: white house correspondent's dinner. i love the he also ripped the press a new asshole during that, too. they deserved it just as much.

JIMMYateEARTH

09/14/06, 05:49 AM

we are cured

09/14/06, 08:25 AM

i hate him because he regurgitates the same shit over and over again, but we can't really judge him for another 10-20 years or so.

HeyCoffeeEyes

09/15/06, 09:24 AM

kshtoinks12

09/15/06, 10:22 AM

Fuck America. Yes, it sucks comparatively less than most other countruies (Canada, Switzerland, Netherlands, maybe a few others excepted). But that doesn't mean I like it. Like, let's say one guy walked up to me and slapped me in the face and then another guy came up and kicked me in the balls. Obviously the guy who kicked me in the balls is worse, but that doesn't mean I'm going to be friends with the guy who slapped me.
Ok, let me start by saying FUCK YOU. America is the best, I love america, fuck everyone that doesn't love america. If i ever were to cross you in the streets, i will gouge your eyes out, cut of your nipples and serve them as dinner to canadians. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY.

ultraviolent

09/15/06, 04:28 PM

I'd Like to say I like Bush he has been an alright president, not the best but not the worst.
I'm serious. To me he seems like a regular fella, he chokes on pretzels and make some really dumb mistakes. Also he is a horid public speaker, which makes for entertaining speeches.

Dude he's your president. He's not suppose to be a "regular fella". He's running the goddamn nation. He's suppose to be better than that. And I'm sure you want some one you can relate to, some one who chokes on pretzels and fucks up speeches, like yourself, but come on...

brutusUbastard

09/15/06, 04:44 PM

him and regan are probably the worst presidents in the history of the united states.

even rational right wing republicans think hes an idiot

That title belongs to Jimmy Carter. Sorry to rain on your parade

brutusUbastard

09/15/06, 04:46 PM

I disagree... He's made some ridiculous speeches in his day, and, for him to have made the absolute WORST SPEECH EVER tonight, he would have had to basically scream "CUTE IS WHAT I AIM FOR" for 20 minutes while wearing a fake pink mohawk.

Just saying... Kerry/Edwards is looking awfully sexy right now, eh, America?

Haha. There was no resonable choice for president last election

Broken Parachute

09/15/06, 05:50 PM

Fuck America. Yes, it sucks comparatively less than most other countruies (Canada, Switzerland, Netherlands, maybe a few others excepted). But that doesn't mean I like it. Like, let's say one guy walked up to me and slapped me in the face and then another guy came up and kicked me in the balls. Obviously the guy who kicked me in the balls is worse, but that doesn't mean I'm going to be friends with the guy who slapped me.
So go live in the Netherlands, or Switzerland, or Canada. I never understood how you can bash your own country. If you hate it so much, leave.

Just saying... Kerry/Edwards is looking awfully sexy right now, eh, America?
Not in the least bit.

kshtoinks12

09/15/06, 07:01 PM

So go live in the Netherlands, or Switzerland, or Canada. I never understood how you can bash your own country. If you hate it so much, leave.

Not in the least bit.haha, I hate to burst your bubble concurrent America lover, but she said it SUCKS LESS than those countries. I was just madshe said fuck america. The only time those 2 worsd should meet is in the phrase "America, Fuck yea."

Broken Parachute

09/15/06, 11:28 PM

haha, I hate to burst your bubble concurrent America lover, but she said it SUCKS LESS than those countries. I was just madshe said fuck america. The only time those 2 worsd should meet is in the phrase "America, Fuck yea."
Misread it. Still, my point stands.

kshtoinks12

09/16/06, 07:59 AM

Misread it. Still, my point stands.
I have nothing wrong with that, telling someone to leave us for switzerland is your right as an american.

richter915

09/17/06, 12:23 AM

Dude he's your president. He's not suppose to be a "regular fella". He's running the goddamn nation. He's suppose to be better than that. And I'm sure you want some one you can relate to, some one who chokes on pretzels and fucks up speeches, like yourself, but come on...
great first post...I hope ur first sexual experience matches it.

richter915

09/17/06, 12:25 AM

Fuck America. Yes, it sucks comparatively less than most other countruies (Canada, Switzerland, Netherlands, maybe a few others excepted). But that doesn't mean I like it. Like, let's say one guy walked up to me and slapped me in the face and then another guy came up and kicked me in the balls. Obviously the guy who kicked me in the balls is worse, but that doesn't mean I'm going to be friends with the guy who slapped me.
uhm.

no. those other countries are pretty good relative to the US. If you look for nations with highest standards of living...socialist nations such as Sweden are near the top.

richter915

09/17/06, 12:27 AM

So go live in the Netherlands, or Switzerland, or Canada. I never understood how you can bash your own country. If you hate it so much, leave. I hate when people say that. My family emigrated here because we were told life would be better than our home country...and it is by a hell of a lot...but now that we've pretty much become established here, why should we leave when we own a home, have a car, and get access to somewhat decent education? Disagreeing with ur countries policies shouldn't be grouns for emigration. Now if ur countries policies displace u and harm u...sure, leave...but disagreeing with the government is what made America what it is.

screamatme

09/21/06, 06:24 AM

George Bush doesn't care what happens. He just wants to destroy Iraq and find oil:D

richter915

09/21/06, 04:03 PM

George Bush doesn't care what happens. He just wants to destroy Iraq and find oil:D
I think it should be said that in order to bash bush, you must have bush first.

get it yet? I'm so clever.