am i the only one

[xtsukiyamax]

who makes microsoft text-to-speech voices say really dirty things in slow motion and lol ?

[Reaver]

yep.

[aradiantsunrise]

Probably.

[catherinexhimel]

hahaha I used to do that.

[Paulie4star]

You're not alone....

(My baby brother does that.)

I jest I jest. I'm guilty of doing it once or twice or 10 times.

[Alex DiVincenzo]

That's how I spent the majority of middle school until I discovered porn.

[ZoSo1886]

i did that in college, wasted, for an hour.

[zachff]

Whenever I see "am i the only one" thread titles, the answer is always yes. You are fucking alone and weird and you suck for whatever you're seeking to be validated for.

[zachff]

That's how I spent the majority of middle school until I discovered porn.
Then you started dubbing over porn with the Zarvox voice.

"Oh Al-ex. Please give it to me su-per hard. I want your pe-nis so bad-ly."

[XxCambiaxX]

It's been a while.

but voice-overs sound like a good idea (:

[drawndead]

i crave for internet approval from others

[owlsaredead]

mmmm fav past time

[Mochem]

That's how I spent the majority of middle school until I discovered porn.
What the fuck is porn?

[Srsly]

I used to have this malware called bonzi buddy, used to make that purple monkey say stupid shit

[p93]

I think Michael Scott is in that boat with you.

[Smash Adams]

Mhu9JxnVZvQ

[FallOutWeeze]

Your Cool

[drevans18]

on Mac's, you can change your settings to read you whatever your mouse scrolls over. i'm in college. i changed my friends settings to that without her knowing. am i a douche for that?

[Yellowcard2006]

Yes you are

[overdrive91]

I have a mac. So can't be on the same boat. I do it with the yoda widget though.

[thesollopsist]

I love where it happens in that ep of the office. Me love yoi long tim.

[kbi the crowing]

My friend calls me with recordings of this. I still don't know how to do it.

[ace1112]

use mac code but yes i am guilty

[brokenwings]

Then you started dubbing over porn with the Zarvox voice.

"Oh Al-ex. Please give it to me su-per hard. I want your pe-nis so bad-ly."
no one says "penis" in porn movies :-p

[zachff]

no one says "penis" in porn movies :-p
They do in Alex's imaginary porns.

[brokenwings]

They do in Alex's imaginary porns.
haha, then they have to be super lame ones

[vivatoto56]

I think Michael Scott is in that boat with you.

Bastard. Beat me to it.

[Roboman]

on Mac's, you can change your settings to read you whatever your mouse scrolls over. i'm in college. i changed my friends settings to that without her knowing. am i a douche for that?

Haha no, that sounds awesome. I'd love to see her find that out.

[drevans18]

Yes you are

damn. i thought it was pretty funny. so far, you think i am, someone else thinks i'm not. also, she thought it was funny. so i guess its 2-1 for "no douche".

[Yellowcard2006]

damn. i thought it was pretty funny. so far, you think i am, someone else thinks i'm not. also, she thought it was funny. so i guess its 2-1 for "no douche".
Oh I was just responding to the OP. What exactly did you make her computer say?

[SophomoricSlump]

I have a mac. So can't be on the same boat. I do it with the yoda widget though.

You can do it if you install AIM, on my old Mac I had it.

[fflash]

That's how I spent the majority of middle school until I discovered porn.


So this turned you on? I'm very confused?

[Alex DiVincenzo]

So this turned you on? I'm very confused?
Robot fetish.

[schaft]

You are fucking alone and weird and you suck for whatever you're seeking to be validated for.
This.

[cwhit412]

soisoisoisoisoisoi

[fflash]

Robot fetish.

ah yes, robot porn...

[overdrive91]

You can do it if you install AIM, on my old Mac I had it.

Didn't know. Can't be bothered to do it though haha.

[drevans18]

Oh I was just responding to the OP. What exactly did you make her computer say?

whatever her mouse scrolled over. it was more just annoying than anything else... it drove her crazy. especially in class when her volume was up all the way and she didn't know how to turn off the voice over.

[Yellowcard2006]

whatever her mouse scrolled over. it was more just annoying than anything else... it drove her crazy. especially in class when her volume was up all the way and she didn't know how to turn off the voice over.
lol that's hilarious

[SouthernCross40]

I used to have this malware called bonzi buddy, used to make that purple monkey say stupid shit

Oh FUCK Bonzi Buddy...I wanted to kill that thing so badly.

Had a "guys night" in high school at the same time our girlfriends were having a "girls night". The girls went to see one of the Saw movies, so we used one of those text to speech things to mess with them over the phone. There was crying...we were dicks...

[spansen]

yes. i've never used the program/function.

[SimplyPaige]

haha. i didnt even know this was a program. sounds fun. also pretty screwed up. i like it. =)