Fight!

[Say Nothing]

Which group would you rather fight to the death?

[brandon_260]

God this is terrible :-|, but I would have to go with elders because I would not want to harm kids who could have much life left to live

[Theseventhson]

Elders would put up a better fight, plus they're on their way out, anyway.

[yetconfused]

eldery people.
that way it's more like euthanasia.

[jwicklun]

I hate old people, so a matrix style throw down wouldn't hurt.

[Say Nothing]

I hate old people, so a matrix style throw down wouldn't hurt.
Imagining this just made my morning. Thank you. haha

[Say Nothing]

God this is terrible :-|, but I would have to go with elders because I would not want to harm kids who could have much life left to live
I think you have to think of it from the standpoint of "which one you could survive longer fighting". Although, that's just me.

[zachff]

Have you seen what old people can do? This guy would fuck you up.

http://www.epicbeardedman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/epic-bearded-man.jpg

[aimee<3]

this is such a hard question... lol

[aimee<3]

Which group would you rather fight to the death?

I live in Ohio too.

[SuNDaYSTaR]

Have you seen what old people can do? This guy would fuck you up.

http://www.epicbeardedman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/epic-bearded-man.jpgHaha so true.

[Toothache]

old people because they're on their way out anyway. plus children are fast and small and have sharp little teeth.

[SLoT]

old people because they're on their way out anyway. plus children are fast and small and have sharp little teeth.
If it was a fight to the death, and a fight geared around staying alive the longest, I would choose old folks. Slower, easily broken, and I could play off their already decaying body issues. Kids are fucking bundles of energy, and are of the appropriate height to damage my scrotum and legs. Once I'm on the ground it's all over. Kids are like piranha. On the other hand though, all you need is one good kick to the face or stomach and that kid's done. Also, I would love the screaming and crying as I thrashed my way through a small army. I may change my mind, I would enjoy the challenge. Kids I say.

[Say Nothing]

Have you seen what old people can do? This guy would fuck you up.

http://www.epicbeardedman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/epic-bearded-man.jpg
Although very hilarious, I don't think this guy is 85+ haha

[Aaargh252]

it's easier to make kids fly away... kick heads off.... and it takes less effort.... and if i punch my fist into something i don't want it to be rimply.. that's just icky...

[xapplexpiex]

This reminds me of the album art on In Defense of the Genre:

http://www.yorkblog.com/teentakeover/img/In_Defense_of_the_Genre%5B1%5D.jpeg

[Say Nothing]

This reminds me of the album art on In Defense of the Genre:

http://www.yorkblog.com/teentakeover/img/In_Defense_of_the_Genre%5B1%5D.jpeg
I can't believe I never thought of this!

[xapplexpiex]

I can't believe I never thought of this!
I saw your user name and thought you did, hahahah

[Say Nothing]

I saw your user name and thought you did, hahahah
Hahaha no! That proves my point to an even greater extent lol!

[fuxkholly]

ya can't punt old people

[drevans18]

it's easier to make kids fly away... kick heads off.... and it takes less effort.... and if i punch my fist into something i don't want it to be rimply.. that's just icky...

yes this is true, but kids are annoying. and feisty. and they bite. and they're just obnoxious. old people are at least slow enough and easily breakable that one kick and they're down.

*edit* just reread my post, and wow that makes me sound like a terrible person.

[drevans18]

This reminds me of the album art on In Defense of the Genre:

http://www.yorkblog.com/teentakeover/img/In_Defense_of_the_Genre%5B1%5D.jpeg

this was the first thing i thought about as well.

[mymusicismylife]

Old people are wily fuckers. Bring on the kiddies.

[InvisibleImage]

where did you come up with this idea

[redeyes]

the babies. less girth. see if you're fighting a big group of anything you gotta worry about getting pinned down and mauled zombie style. those babies would have a harder time pinning me down, where as old men have gigantic sacks that could be harmful.

[Say Nothing]

where did you come up with this idea
My friend and I were talking about how many toddlers we could take on before we died, then the old people idea kind of just came up. We merged the two and this is the poll that came out of it.

[Alex DiVincenzo]

Kids have teeth at that point. Old people don't.

[bobsheiskawy]

eldery people.
that way it's more like euthanasia.

distorted view?

[WhoSaidThat?]

This reminds me of the album art on In Defense of the Genre:

http://www.yorkblog.com/teentakeover/img/In_Defense_of_the_Genre%5B1%5D.jpeg
:appl:
Kids have teeth at that point. Old people don't.
Haha, it's not like they can't grow the teeth back.

[muzicislife31]

This is pretty messed up. I voted for toddlers.

[Meeze]

i'm am a student of education and i spend a LOT of time with children. i can tell you, if it was an army of toddlers versus an army of old people, i'd take the old people battle in a heart beat. toddlers can be deadly.

[Say Nothing]

Kids have teeth at that point. Old people don't.
I considered giving old people walkers for this reason.

[Alex DiVincenzo]

I considered giving old people walkers for this reason.
Foreign objects change the situation entirely. The elderly could whoop ass with walkers/canes.

[Say Nothing]

Foreign objects change the situation entirely. The elderly could whoop ass with walkers/canes.
Well I wasn't going to give them canes. Canes would be far too deadly, but keep in mind that a walker is also an object that old people are dependent upon; Picking it up would require strength from the elderly.

[stereokiller]

This reminds me of the album art on In Defense of the Genre:

http://www.yorkblog.com/teentakeover/img/In_Defense_of_the_Genre%5B1%5D.jpeg

came in to say this.

imma go for old people.

[bowl of oranges]

Old people!

[inthemidst]

I'd feel horrible for beating a toddler up, so definitely old people.

[Say Nothing]

I'd feel horrible for beating a toddler up, so definitely old people.
Haha respect the elderly!

[inthemidst]

Haha respect the elderly!

Wouldn't be cool to hit a baby, just saying! lol

[Say Nothing]

Wouldn't be cool to hit a baby, just saying! lol
It clearly states that they are toddlers and not babies! haha

[inthemidst]

It clearly states that they are toddlers and not babies! haha

Haha good call.

[Charles777]

I should've chose the tots. I hate hate hate hate kids.

[drpepper09]

old people know how to use guns, knives, other weaponry and strategies, toddlers know little to nothing. My vote goes to toddlers for that reason. Also they would suffer major casulaties amongst themselves by accidental deaths, elderly people have all that wisdom.

[HometownHero]

Bring on both of them. I don't like either

[Mandee, darling]

I kinda think I'll go with the elderly.

[craigboliver]

thats actually a really tough question, i would go with 85+

they are wise but dying, 3-5 years old may be stupid, unexperienced with life and fighting, but they have way too much energy, they would swamp and kill you.

you could run and space your battles out with the elders.

[blinkingfoo]

toddlers...you can punt them more easily

[chrislauren]

Elderly.

[alliegator16]

I voted for old people...I figure their bones are more brittle. And kids are pretty used to fighting at that age. They'd be biting and shit.

[IvyDragon]

Sad to say, I'm going for the older people. They don't really have much of a life to look forward to as young children do.

[Echo Park]

i would knock some toddlers the FUCK out! They won't be able to lay a hand on me. The old people might get a lucky shot or two, not those infants. I'll be stomping and kicking, tossing and beating, those toddlers wouldn't stand a chance.

[Allen!]

one of the tougher questions i've ever been asked in life haha

[ILOVEKING]

toddlers... there less experienced in fightin,

[Say Nothing]

one of the tougher questions i've ever been asked in life haha
That was my hope haha