Going to try and get this girl to cheat on her bf with me.

[Amour For Liars]

So heres the situation. This douche bag, and I mean omega douche bag has dated this girl i like for over a year. He used to always say shit to me about how bad he wanted to fuck my ex to get under my skin. Well Ive been flirting with his gf for a month or so, and just invited her over to chill with me and she accepted. So shes coming over this upcoming weekend.Im gonna show her this pretty epic view of scenery when were high/drunk, tell her that her bf cheated on her (rumor that probably isn't true, though hes cheated on her in the past) and try to get her to cheat on him with me. (hopefully I'll get laid, been a crummy year)

will post update.

edit: Okay, i wont lie about her bf cheating. Im still going to try to hook up though.

[bung]

You're envious of the douche bag because he has more game than you and is fucking the girl you want to fuck.

[showmethefever]

Talk about a potential threesome that will represent everything that is wrong with people.

[Hamlet]

This is hilarious.

I have no good advice for someone so dedicated.

Just post pictures of the flames.

[.invisible ink.]

do everything except bash her boyfriend/tell her that he cheated on her, that is completely not going to end up working in your favor. the way to do it is just to pretend like he doesn't exist and be smooth. obviously she's sort of interested if she's willing to go on what basically consists of a date with you. just don't be stupid and bring up the cheating boyfriend bullshit, that will not win her over.

[Indoor Living]

I hate OP.

[showmethefever]

Seriously, all three of you are terrible people.

[Hamlet]

do everything except bash her boyfriend/tell her that he cheated on her, that is completely not going to end up working in your favor. the way to do it is just to pretend like he doesn't exist and be smooth. obviously she's sort of interested if she's willing to go on what basically consists of a date with you. just don't be stupid and bring up the cheating boyfriend bullshit, that will not win her over.

Actually there's some good advice.

If she's going out of her way to spend time with you then she must at least feel something, and the last thing she would want to hear about is more boyfriend drama.

Try at least come out of this one with a shred of morality.

[Amour For Liars]

You're envious of the douche bag because he has more game than you and is fucking the girl you want to fuck.
na bro, he bugged he to go out for 3 months. I could have dated her no prob but I was with someone. Then that went downhill, the other girls bf became a d bag and now shes hot so of course I wanna get with her

[Smash Adams]

8jJWQkVgDs4
eventually she'll see iron maiden with you

[hamish.]

I'm a fan of this.

[Jennurna Gray]

You're going to fuck this girl because you've got beef with her boyfriend? You're a dumb ass.

[HometownHero]

You're going to fuck this girl because you've got beef with her boyfriend? You're a dumb ass.

Well he said he liked her too....but yes still a dumb ass

[ilikesound93]

You're trying to out-man a douchebag. Therefore you are the bigger douche/tool/macho/alpha male that I, and every other sane female despises. Congrats.

[showmethefever]

You're trying to out-man a douchebag. Therefore you are the bigger douche/tool/macho/alpha male that I, and every other sane female despises. Congrats.
If by despise you mean fuck, then yes.

/girls don't like me because I'm too nice haha

But seriously.

[Amour For Liars]

women do the same thing too, oh well. And i could wait for her to be single which wouldn't be long at the rate they're going, i just perfer not to.

[bung]

You're trying to out-man a douchebag. Therefore you are the bigger douche/tool/macho/alpha male that I, and every other sane female despises. Congrats.

ilikesound makes the PL return!

[xcloud66x]

I did not even bother reading the OP but I have one word to say.

douche.

[ilikesound93]

If by despise you mean fuck, then yes.

/girls don't like me because I'm too nice haha

But seriously.

Some of us know better. Well, yeah. Nice boys are wonderful, but when they're so nice that they never take a chance to show what they want they tend to get tossed aside.

[ilikesound93]

ilikesound makes the PL return!

People remember me? awesome.

[bung]

People remember me? awesome.

I remember you because I'm pretty sure you texted me once, way back in the post your phone number thread. Which got closed by some silly mod. And you always seemed slightly above the intelligence level of your average 16-year-old girl.

[3wotkris]

If what you're saying is genuinely true I completely approve of this, so long as said girl involved does not end up hurt, which is going to be difficult to avoid.

If any of this is a lie though, you are a grade A dick my friend.

[BornUnderPunches]

women do the same thing too, oh well. And i could wait for her to be single which wouldn't be long at the rate they're going, i just perfer not to.

Just because some women and some men do it doesn't make it right in any way. So you could just wait a little bit, but instead you decide to be a huge douchebag and try and get her to cheat with you? I don't even get why you would make a thread about this, seeing as you have no questions and apparently don't need any advice.

[ilikesound93]

I remember you because I'm pretty sure you texted me once, way back in the post your phone number thread. Which got closed by some silly mod. And you always seemed slightly above the intelligence level of your average 16-year-old girl.

Ahaha oh yeah...
Oh. I enjoy compliments.

[The Indigo]

d-bag boyfriends deserve to have their girls stolen. Good luck, OP.

[FueledByRock]

Well wait, if she's still with him, there must be something about him she likes. And if he is such an "omega douchebag," what does that say about her?

[terror_91]

This is hilarious.

I have no good advice for someone so dedicated.

Just post pictures of the flames.
Pretty much this.

We need a significant amount of pictures to be satisfied. One of you, one of her, one of the place where you are going to bang her, one of the dbag and more.

[Jennurna Gray]

Well he said he liked her too....but yes still a dumb ass
Still, yeah. If I ever found out someone did that to me, I'd get my rednecks on them, hahaha.

[SincerelyMe]

Please come back and tell us how it went.

[ayerock]

Lol , talk about a clash of the titanic douchebags. Cheating is disgusting.

[Xx sorrow xX]

i think your both douchebags

[Sloth7]

You sound like as big of a scumbag as the guy you talked about. Actually you sound worse, cause he never actually did anything to you other than say things to you, your actions will be much worse. You claim to like this girl, but you're just using her as a pawn, so that's a bunch of bull.

If you go through with this, I hope this guy beats the crap out of you.

[youngz]

take a look at the consequences before you take action

[danielineffigy]

Do it. I hate people. Fuck the world.

Stir the pot man.

[ohheroine]

You sound like as big of a scumbag as the guy you talked about. Actually you sound worse, cause he never actually did anything to you other than say things to you, your actions will be much worse. You claim to like this girl, but you're just using her as a pawn, so that's a bunch of bull.

If you go through with this, I hope this guy beats the crap out of you.


yup

[Manicapathy]

http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/6552/original/facepalm1ve4.jpg

[Yellowcard2006]

hahahahahahah good luck bro

[barkingincision]

http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/6552/original/facepalm1ve4.jpg

what the fuck is that

[Manicapathy]

what the fuck is that

Ludacris facepalm...

as in

http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/face_palm.jpg

[Scrawns]

if you like to have sex with girls while they are crying, then tell her that her bf cheated on her. if not, then dont

[BornUnderPunches]

http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/6552/original/facepalm1ve4.jpg

There's a gif of this it's so awesome

[schaft]

First of all, OP needs to post a picture of this girl to let us determine if she is worth all this trouble. The pic should be moved to a free hosting site, like imgur or TinyPic to ensure anonymity.

Second, OP needs to realize that by banging the girlfriend of a douchebag, he is becoming a douchebag himself. Cheating, regardless of your involvement, is douchey to extreme levels.

Third, OP should also think that if this girl puts out in any way, she has probably already done so with the supposed douchebag. So when he hooks up with her, he'll be having the douchebag's sloppy seconds. How's that douchebag's dick taste while you're kissing that girl?

Fourth, the person who didn't understand the facepalm picture is a fucking moron. Get the fuck off my internets.

[Carolina.Alex]

Tell us how it feels to be wiener cousins with a douche.

[bNz719]

Ohhh boy. :hitself:

[schaft]

if you like to have sex with girls while they are crying, then tell her that her bf cheated on her.
7p64FvyOBj4
Sorry, but I had to post it.

[catherinexhimel]

The fact that you have to get her high or drunk to get laid definitely says something about you.

[muttley]

OP's a jackass.

[Kassie09]

If some girl was a cunt to me, I'd get with her boyfriend, no doubt. Serves the bitch right.

[tkamB]

You're trying to out-man a douchebag. Therefore you are the bigger douche/tool/macho/alpha male that I, and every other sane female despises after we fuck/date them for up to a year and they still don't give us the attention we crave. Congrats.

Fixed.

[de1337ed]

just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

but the fact that you're questioning your capabilities to be able to do this shows a low self-esteem. or a small penis.

[Sean Rizzo]

I hate OP.

Seriously, all three of you are terrible people.
These, and props to nellson for consistently showing good sense.

[Scrandon]

Scenery + high/drunk + "your boyfriend's a douche" = Laid.

Nothing can possibly go wrong here, it's in the math.

[Say Hello 87]

If you really like this girl, and you really want to be with her, and make her happy, your going to completely fuck everything up for yourself by doing this.

Secondly, regardless of how this guy treats her, it's her own fault that she puts up with him and doesn't leave him if he's that bad.

Thirdly, the way your going about doing this is an obvious sign that you don't know what the hell your doing in any way, shape, or form. The idea of getting a girl you like drunk and high and then telling her how bad her boyfriend is and how he cheats on her all the time just so you can get with her is one of the lowest possible things you could do to her by liking her.

And lastly, if you follow through with this, karma sucks.

Why the fuck dont you just try and be a genuine guy and help her through her problems? Seriously.

[spansen]

So heres the situation. This douche bag, and I mean omega douche bag has dated this girl i like for over a year. He used to always say shit to me about how bad he wanted to fuck my ex to get under my skin. Well Ive been flirting with his gf for a month or so, and just invited her over to chill with me and she accepted. So shes coming over this upcoming weekend.Im gonna show her this pretty epic view of scenery when were high/drunk, tell her that her bf cheated on her (rumor that probably isn't true, though hes cheated on her in the past) and try to get her to cheat on him with me. (hopefully I'll get laid, been a crummy year)

will post update.

edit: Okay, i wont lie about her bf cheating. Im still going to try to hook up though.
you know, you're no better than the 'omega douche bag'.

[Toothache]

maybe it would be easier to get girls if you weren't a dick.

[Hamlet]

Stay classy bro

[floormaster925]

Talk about a potential threesome that will represent everything that is wrong with people.

not always....recently i had a threesome with two women, neither of which were single and had douches for boyfriends, while they were having relationship problems....now one is single and still fucking me (although i have no intention dating her) and the other is still with her boyfriend (who had previously cheated on her), but says things have improved greatly since....cheating can be a good thing sometimes, that's all i'm saying..but not all the time....

[Indoor Living]

These, and props to nellson for consistently showing good sense.
Haha, thanks, man. I try.

[Indoor Living]

not always....recently i had a threesome with two women, neither of which were single and had douches for boyfriends, while they were having relationship problems....now one is single and still fucking me (although i have no intention dating her) and the other is still with her boyfriend (who had previously cheated on her), but says things have improved greatly since....cheating can be a good thing sometimes, that's all i'm saying..but not all the time....
Really? This is really how you feel?

[zion the lion]

You idiots who just happen to have penises make it so much easier for me to just hate every single guy in the world...congrats.

[Auals]

Really? This is really how you feel?

I don't think he means being cheated on. I think he means purely in a critical evaluation of the situation, sometimes cheating can result in a better relationship. It's true, psychologically speaking. The girl, through her guilt for having cheated, be acting out in a positive way to better the relationship after her "mistake". Doing so would result in a better relationship.

I'm not saying it's a good thing to test, it takes a special kind of person to get that reaction.

/psychologytoday.

[drevans18]

pretty sure you're a douche lord.

[imtellingseb]

my tip is to investigate if that bf has a gun before doing anything with his girl.

[floormaster925]

Really? This is really how you feel?

do i agree with the whole get drunk/high and use lies to manipulate someone to your advantage? Not at all. The only point i wanted to make is that in certain circumstances, cheating is not always such a bad thing.......

[floormaster925]

I don't think he means being cheated on. I think he means purely in a critical evaluation of the situation, sometimes cheating can result in a better relationship. It's true, psychologically speaking. The girl, through her guilt for having cheated, be acting out in a positive way to better the relationship after her "mistake". Doing so would result in a better relationship.

I'm not saying it's a good thing to test, it takes a special kind of person to get that reaction.

/psychologytoday.
......in a nutshell......yes

[de1337ed]

i can't wait to hear the OP's brags even tho he fails irl.

[superxero]

You idiots who just happen to have penises make it so much easier for me to just hate every single guy in the world...congrats.

57lgHcv2cAU

[PandaBear!]

This situation makes me a "saaaaadd Panda".
OP, can i fuck her too? The female Panda i hang out with 'aint puttin' out 'bro' (eating too much wet bamboo makes us gain weight, so she has self confidence issues...), help a Panda in need?

....'bro'. I can see you and this 'omega' douche ranting to each other similarly to Gabe Saporta's rant yesterday.
BRO BRO BRO

[kailaSUPAHrad]

lol you need to get her high/drunk... just lol basically.

[ReignofFiction]

Well I hope she cheats, and then the boyfriend kicks your ass.

[JonyeWest]

Dude. OP is HILARIOUS. Classic teenager shit. Personally, I say do whatever you wanna do, but don't lie or just do this to get laid. Then you're still a douche too. The saga continues.

[ChelseaRiane]

Are you really that desperate to get laid, dude?

[And Hours Pass]

Ludacris facepalm...

as in

http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/face_palm.jpg

This picture made me happy.


I also find it hilarious that this thread has become a litmus test for douchedom.

[mymusicismylife]

Good luck dude, just know that if you get slapped you completely deserve it.

[fredrico0012]

So heres the situation. This douche bag, and I mean omega douche bag has dated this girl i like for over a year. He used to always say shit to me about how bad he wanted to fuck my ex to get under my skin. Well Ive been flirting with his gf for a month or so, and just invited her over to chill with me and she accepted. So shes coming over this upcoming weekend.Im gonna show her this pretty epic view of scenery when were high/drunk, tell her that her bf cheated on her (rumor that probably isn't true, though hes cheated on her in the past) and try to get her to cheat on him with me. (hopefully I'll get laid, been a crummy year)

will post update.

edit: Okay, i wont lie about her bf cheating. Im still going to try to hook up though.

That my friend would make it rape.

[aimee<3]

First of all, OP needs to post a picture of this girl to let us determine if she is worth all this trouble. The pic should be moved to a free hosting site, like imgur or TinyPic to ensure anonymity.

Second, OP needs to realize that by banging the girlfriend of a douchebag, he is becoming a douchebag himself. Cheating, regardless of your involvement, is douchey to extreme levels.

Third, OP should also think that if this girl puts out in any way, she has probably already done so with the supposed douchebag. So when he hooks up with her, he'll be having the douchebag's sloppy seconds. How's that douchebag's dick taste while you're kissing that girl?

Fourth, the person who didn't understand the facepalm picture is a fucking moron. Get the fuck off my internets.

For the first time I agree with you.

:clap:

[aimee<3]

just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

but the fact that you're questioning your capabilities to be able to do this shows a low self-esteem. or a small penis.

Haha

[maxvsmaradona]

Godspeed, OP. Godspeed.

[Echo Park]

do everything except bash her boyfriend/tell her that he cheated on her, that is completely not going to end up working in your favor. the way to do it is just to pretend like he doesn't exist and be smooth. obviously she's sort of interested if she's willing to go on what basically consists of a date with you. just don't be stupid and bring up the cheating boyfriend bullshit, that will not win her over.
wow. this.

you my dear know your stuff

[schaft]

For the first time I agree with you.

:clap:
:thumbup:

[aimee<3]

:thumbup:

And did you notice? No spelling mistakes.

[schaft]

And did you notice? No spelling mistakes.
I did. Just wasn't sure how to compliment without coming off as an asshole.

See? I'm not ALWAYS bad.

[aimee<3]

I did. Just wasn't sure how to compliment without coming off as an asshole.

See? I'm not ALWAYS bad.

I think I was just having a bad day...or two.

Yes. I guess you're not always bad. I also don't know you that well. Hopefully no more agruements? Or disagreements?

[fifpb99]

you 2 should fuck

[ilikesound93]

Fixed.

Sorry there aren't that many sane girls.

[ThatColdPart]

8jJWQkVgDs4
eventually she'll see iron maiden with you

Is that Andy Samberg?

[inthemidst]

Dear God, is this what the world has come to?

[schaft]

You idiots who just happen to have penises make it so much easier for me to just hate every single guy in the world...congrats.
It's cool. You're 17 and about to enter your "it's cool to be bi-curious" phase anyway. You'll come back to the dick in time. You all do.

[schaft]

I think I was just having a bad day...or two.

Yes. I guess you're not always bad. I also don't know you that well. Hopefully no more agruements? Or disagreements?
Can't make any promises, as you just misspelled arguments. ;) But I won't intentionally go after you anymore.

[StephenYoung]

Do it. But expect him to go after you. If you both are drunk/high, and you don't look like someone who just wants a booty call, then you're all clear.

[StephenYoung]

You idiots who just happen to have penises make it so much easier for me to just hate every single guy in the world...congrats.

And girls who overreact like this are reasons why all girls suck... congrats.

sex is no boundaries for jerkiness. We all have some.

[OhhH]

i personally enjoy a good homewrecking in my life now and then

[Theseventhson]

Can you post pictures of your face when the girls douche boyfriend bashes your face in?

[Sean Rizzo]

You idiots who just happen to have penises make it so much easier for me to just hate every single guy in the world...congrats.
Just because it's easier doesn't mean you should, haha. Not all of us think with our nether regions.

[zion the lion]

57lgHcv2cAU

I'm not actually going to watch the video so just sum it up for me in words.

It's cool. You're 17 and about to enter your "it's cool to be bi-curious" phase anyway. You'll come back to the dick in time. You all do.

I'll be 18 in a little over a month, my first kiss was with a girl a long time ago, there's no its cool to be bicurious phase and its not about sex, I dont like guys because they say dumb things like what you just said and the act the way the op does...there's no train taking me to dickville.

And girls who overreact like this are reasons why all girls suck... congrats.

sex is no boundaries for jerkiness. We all have some.

Oh thats wonderful, are you going to have one of those "girls have cooties" parties and conclude with killing yourself or something?

Just because it's easier doesn't mean you should, haha. Not all of us think with our nether regions.

You all do eventually.

[Sean Rizzo]

You all do eventually.
I strongly beg to differ.

[bung]

You all do eventually.

Not the eunuchs.

[StephenYoung]

I'll be 18 in a little over a month, my first kiss was with a girl a long time ago, there's no its cool to be bicurious phase and its not about sex, I dont like guys because they say dumb things like what you just said and the act the way the op does...there's no train taking me to dickville.



Oh thats wonderful, are you going to have one of those "girls have cooties" parties and conclude with killing yourself or something?


You all do eventually.

You come in here saying that all guys suck, then I come back with the same thing and you make it sound like I'm immature?

You're generalizing a whole sex. I think you're either buthurt because you've met a few assholes in your life
Or just plain idiotic.

And if we all think with our cocks, you think with your vagina.

Yeah, all perioding and shit.

[schaft]

I'll be 18 in a little over a month, my first kiss was with a girl a long time ago, there's no its cool to be bicurious phase and its not about sex, I dont like guys because they say dumb things like what you just said and the act the way the op does...there's no train taking me to dickville.

You all do eventually.
http://imgur.com/sAPLe.jpg

Jock: [at a party] What's up, babes?
Womynist #1: Pack up your rape culture and take a hike!
Jock: [holds up a beer] You want a brewdog?
Womynist #1: We're not interested in your penis!
Womynist #2: Wait, wait, I think he's offering us a beer.
[turns to jock, speaks slowly]
Womynist #2: Um... Yes. We, would like, a beer.
Jock: Okay!
[turns around to get a beer]
Womynist #1: So it's like, if you're nice to them, they *bring* you things?
Womynist #2: Exactly.

[zion the lion]

Not the eunuchs.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Oh lordy lord ha.

You come in here saying that all guys suck, then I come back with the same thing and you make it sound like I'm immature?

You're generalizing a whole sex. I think you're either buthurt because you've met a few assholes in your life
Or just plain idiotic.

And if we all think with our cocks, you think with your vagina.

Yeah, all perioding and shit.

Oh clever, "all perioding and shit". How many do you qualify as a few assholes before it becomes too many? Really?

http://imgur.com/sAPLe.jpg

Jock: [at a party] What's up, babes?
Womynist #1: Pack up your rape culture and take a hike!
Jock: [holds up a beer] You want a brewdog?
Womynist #1: We're not interested in your penis!
Womynist #2: Wait, wait, I think he's offering us a beer.
[turns to jock, speaks slowly]
Womynist #2: Um... Yes. We, would like, a beer.
Jock: Okay!
[turns around to get a beer]
Womynist #1: So it's like, if you're nice to them, they *bring* you things?
Womynist #2: Exactly.

Think of it this way, you're and your dick are in dickville, I'm a million billion miles away, there wont be a train to pick me up and take me to dickville ever. bye

[StephenYoung]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Oh lordy lord ha.



Oh clever, "all perioding and shit". How many do you qualify as a few assholes before it becomes too many? Really?



Think of it this way, you're and your dick are in dickville, I'm a million billion miles away, there wont be a train to pick me up and take me to dickville ever. bye

Darling, when you turn 15, you'll realize that taking the internetz this seriously only makes you sound silly.
Grow up :)

[zion the lion]

Darling, when you turn 15, you'll realize that taking the internetz this seriously only makes you sound silly.
Grow up :)

15 was a long time ago

[StephenYoung]

15 was a long time ago

Find that hard to believe.

Troll, forum exit this way.

[zion the lion]

Find that hard to believe.

Troll, forum exit this way.

says the guy who cheats...

[StephenYoung]

says the guy who cheats...

Dear lord, I find it creepy how you stalk what I write in other threads.
I don't even know how that's relevant.

[zion the lion]

Dear lord, I find it creepy how you stalk what I write in other threads.
I don't even know how that's relevant.

not me stalking I was about to post in that thread, and your post was right above mine.
and its relevant because it makes you another asshole guy if you havent noticed.

[The Indigo]

Zion hates all guys but me, who she has a gigantic crush on.

[schaft]

Think of it this way, you and your dick are in dickville, I'm a million billion miles away, there wont be a train to pick me up and take me to dickville ever. bye
http://imgur.com/RT8H8.gif

[zion the lion]

Zion hates all guys but me, who she has a gigantic crush on.

its you and jesus...jesus had a sexy beard.

[StephenYoung]

not me stalking I was about to post in that thread, and your post was right above mine.
and its relevant because it makes you another asshole guy if you havent noticed.

One act doesn't define a person.

Getting mad at an internet person would make you a bitch. For all I know, you could be a very nice person having a bad day.

[The Indigo]

its you and jesus...jesus had a sexy beard.
Gimme a few years to get the beard going and I'll shoot to #1.

[Sean Rizzo]

its you and jesus...jesus had a sexy beard.
You can stop being misandristic now. :wave:

One act doesn't define a person.

Getting mad at an internet person would make you a &%$#@. For all I know, you could be a very nice person having a bad day.
You can stop being misogynistic now. :wave:

/end argument

[zion the lion]

One act doesn't define a person.

Getting mad at an internet person would make you a bitch. For all I know, you could be a very nice person having a bad day.

I'm not mad at you, I'm disgusted by your "act" and I think it does define you as a piece of shit.

Gimme a few years to get the beard going and I'll shoot to #1.

Just make sure it has a sexy vibe, a beard is just a beard until it gets its sexy on.

You can stop being misandristic now. :wave:


You can stop being misogynistic now. :wave:

/end argument

haha aww.

[StephenYoung]

I'm not mad at you, I'm disgusted by your "act" and I think it does define you as a piece of shit.

No it doesn't. It's a one time thing, I'm not proud of it, but it doesn't define me.

[zion the lion]

No it doesn't. It's a one time thing, I'm not proud of it, but it doesn't define me.

The fact that you couldnt control yourself and you did that, means you're just another piece of shit like all the other guys, it only helps prove my point.

[The Indigo]

I'm not mad at you, I'm disgusted by your "act" and I think it does define you as a piece of shit.



Just make sure it has a sexy vibe, a beard is just a beard until it gets its sexy on.



haha aww.
Beards are auto-sexy, sweetheart.

[schaft]

The fact that you couldnt control yourself and you did that, means you're just another piece of shit like all the other guys, it only helps prove my point.
Says the girl who has never made a mistake in her life EVAR.

[zion the lion]

Beards are auto-sexy, sweetheart.

No, they're like grizzly adams mountain man serial killer and thats not too sexy. Ted Bundy was a little bit sexy in a weird Ted Bundy way though, but that was because he didnt have a beard.

[zion the lion]

Says the girl who has never made a mistake in her life EVAR.

You're right, I killed a baby bird when I was 4, whoops.

[Sean Rizzo]

No it doesn't. It's a one time thing, I'm not proud of it, but it doesn't define me.

The fact that you couldnt control yourself and you did that, means you're just another piece of shit like all the other guys, it only helps prove my point.
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE ARGUMENT ENDING, ZION? :nono:

[Reaver]

do everything except bash her boyfriend/tell her that he cheated on her, that is completely not going to end up working in your favor. the way to do it is just to pretend like he doesn't exist and be smooth. obviously she's sort of interested if she's willing to go on what basically consists of a date with you. just don't be stupid and bring up the cheating boyfriend bullshit, that will not win her over.
this. do it like in cruel intentions and bring up later that she didn't mention her boyfriend even once so far.

lol

[zion the lion]

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE ARGUMENT ENDING, ZION? :nono:

It ends when I say so?

[Sean Rizzo]

It ends when I say so?
No, that's my job. No usurpation for you!

[zion the lion]

No, that's my job. No usurpation for you!

Fine, I smell bacon anyway.

[Sean Rizzo]

Fine, I smell bacon anyway.
Good, you fell for the bait. :wave:

[The Indigo]

I want an update from OP.

[schaft]

I want an update from OP.
He probably pussied out once he realized the "douche" boyfriend would beat his ass.

[deFobbed14yrs]

:penis:

[Amour For Liars]

He probably pussied out once he realized the "douche" boyfriend would beat his ass.
lol, Im 6'4.. Hes like 5'9 with a huge mouth. Im not concerned about getting beat up. And im still thinking about what to do when we hang.

[schaft]

lol, Im 6'4.. Hes like 5'9 with a huge mouth. Im not concerned about getting beat up. And im still thinking about what to do when we hang.
Because height is everything.

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[terror_91]

lol, Im 6'4.. Hes like 5'9 with a huge mouth. Im not concerned about getting beat up. And im still thinking about what to do when we hang.
Get with her.

Get with her for me son.

[birtcho]

Very well thought out haha

[George-Michael]

If some girl was a cunt to me, I'd get with her boyfriend, no doubt. Serves the bitch right.

Just trying to be helpful and not condescending, its gross to talk like that.

[StephenYoung]

The fact that you couldnt control yourself and you did that, means you're just another piece of shit like all the other guys, it only helps prove my point.

Who the fuck are you to judge me?

[aimee<3]

Can't make any promises, as you just misspelled arguments. ;) But I won't intentionally go after you anymore.

I knew I spelled something wrong. lol

Ok thank you. :) And I wont get mad at you for fixing my mistakes. (Hopefully.)

[The Indigo]

Because height is everything.

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Pretty picture, but when you've got seven inches on a dude, I think it does matter.

Just trying to be helpful and not condescending, its gross to talk like that.
Pussy.

[ReignofFiction]

7 inches is a big difference when it's in the right place.

[Kassie09]

Just trying to be helpful and not condescending, its gross to talk like that.

lol, thanks dad!

[zion the lion]

Who the fuck are you to judge me?

It took you two tries to just get that one out? I said I hated all guys, you tried to present a case proving me wrong, you failed when I realized you were a cheating asshole so...I'm right, and that's who I am to judge you.

[Sean Rizzo]

It took you two tries to just get that one out? I said I hated all guys, you tried to present a case proving me wrong, you failed when I realized you were a cheating asshole so...I'm right, and that's who I am to judge you.
1. I'm living proof you're wrong.

2. You haven't met every single male on this planet to know for a fact they're all slimeballs.

3. Like I said before, you can stop being misandristic now. :wave:

4. I thought I ended this argument?

[zion the lion]

1. I'm living proof you're wrong.

2. You haven't met every single male on this planet to know for a fact they're all slimeballs.

3. Like I said before, you can stop being misandristic now. :wave:

4. I thought I ended this argument?

A guy who goes around saying he's not a slimeball is most likely a slimeball. And I've met enough horrible shitty men to know that all men are horrible and shitty.

[Sean Rizzo]

A guy who goes around saying he's not a slimeball is most likely a slimeball. And I've met enough horrible shitty men to know that all men are horrible and ******.
You think I am? Just ask my gf, and all my female friends, since you obviously can never trust the opinion of a man. I'll get her to post in here just for you. Enough means all, and both of us know you haven't met that requirement. Shut your bigoted mouth before you make yourself look like more of an idiot for judging half the human population.

[terror_91]

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When it is 7 inches, it's pretty significant.

Height also tends to be sign of overall body size so it is more likely that the guy has weight and muscle on him. This is just a generalisation though. OP may be a lanky turd.

[zion the lion]

You think I am? Just ask my gf, and all my female friends, since you obviously can never trust the opinion of a man. I'll get her to post in here just for you. Enough means all, and both of us know you haven't met that requirement. Shut your bigoted mouth before you make yourself look like more of an idiot for judging half the human population.

No, enough doesnt mean all, enough means enough, it means a lot and it means enough. Fuck me for not liking "half of the population" I dont like dogs either, boo-hoo, go back to acting like the jesus of all men.

[Sean Rizzo]

No, enough doesnt mean all, enough means enough, it means a lot and it means enough. Fuck me for not liking "half of the population" I dont like dogs either, boo-hoo, go back to acting like the jesus of all men.
Yeah, it does mean all. You can't say anything until you know every man personally enough to deduce that. And no, a lot doesn't mean crap. Every man in my gf's life was a tool until she met me. That's coming from her own mouth. Again, I can bring her in here if you don't want to take my word for it. What I'm wondering is who the jerk was who screwed up your life so bad that you're spewing this crap now.

[StephenYoung]

It took you two tries to just get that one out? I said I hated all guys, you tried to present a case proving me wrong, you failed when I realized you were a cheating asshole so...I'm right, and that's who I am to judge you.

And this is bigoted. You hating a whole sex is you living like a sexist.

Look, I couldn't care. Hell, I could sign off of this website, you can get hit by a train, or move to that Greek colony where it's only women, and I won't know. What I do know is that by hating on a whole sex, and feeling the need to steer the hate that one or a few men have stirred in you towards me, and what I assume to be several other men, you're restricting yourself and until you realize that assholes come in both sexes, you're going to miss out on a whole lot of life chances and life experiences (not necessarily sexual).

This post won't change your life, but one day I hope you and any of the other sexist pigs on this website and in the world in general wake up and just rethink their whole philosophy.

[Sean Rizzo]

And this is bigoted. You hating a whole sex is you living like a sexist.

Look, I couldn't care. Hell, I could sign off of this website, you can get hit by a train, or move to that Greek colony where it's only women, and I won't know. What I do know is that by hating on a whole sex, and feeling the need to steer the hate that one or a few men have stirred in you towards me, and what I assume to be several other men, you're restricting yourself and until you realize that assholes come in both sexes, you're going to miss out on a whole lot of life chances and life experiences (not necessarily sexual).

This post won't change your life, but one day I hope you and any of the other sexist pigs on this website and in the world in general wake up and just rethink their whole philosophy.
She's just using your mistake as ammunition. How dense do you have to be to think that even the worst of us can't change?

[StephenYoung]

She's just using your mistake as ammunition. How dense do you have to be to think that even the worst of us can't change?

I'm frustrated by idiots like that in the world. Plus I'm bored. How dense do you have to be to post your argument at the exact same time as I did? You're no better man :P

[Sean Rizzo]

I'm frustrated by idiots like that in the world. Plus I'm bored. How dense do you have to be to post your argument at the exact same time as I did? You're no better man :P
hahaha. I have a feeling if all the non-tool guys were to come here and flood zion we just might win. also, when I said "you" I wasn't addressing anyone with it. lol. just in case you read that wrong.

[StephenYoung]

hahaha. I have a feeling if all the non-tool guys were to come here and flood zion we just might win. also, when I said "you" I wasn't addressing anyone with it. lol. just in case you read that wrong.

Ohh haha. Then we're all cool. There's honestly no point arguing people like that, but I'm bored so, why not?

[Sean Rizzo]

Ohh haha. Then we're all cool. There's honestly no point arguing people like that, but I'm bored so, why not?
lol, I would say there is but indirectly. Getting your opinion out there means someone's reading it, and if someone's reading it, they might decide to take it seriously. If they take it seriously enough, sometimes they'll change their behavior. It's a long shot, but in reality we lead by example.

[zion the lion]

Yeah, it does mean all. You can't say anything until you know every man personally enough to deduce that. And no, a lot doesn't mean crap. Every man in my gf's life was a tool until she met me. That's coming from her own mouth. Again, I can bring her in here if you don't want to take my word for it. What I'm wondering is who the jerk was who screwed up your life so bad that you're spewing this crap now.

Ohh you want a list of every man who's "screwed up my life so bad" do you want it divided into before I was 10 and after? or how about grown adults and guys who were just a few years older than me...oh I know how about the illegal things they've done and then the ones who turned their backs when they should have stepped in? Or do you want the list of men who I've watched fuck up other women in my life? Hmm no matter what I divide this list into its going to be very long.

p.s. I dont care what your girlfriend has to say, I had a guy cheat on me by having multiple threesomes (not kidding here) but I stuck by him. I've seen girls get the shit beat out of them but they stood by there men, there's nothing she could say.

And this is bigoted. You hating a whole sex is you living like a sexist.

Look, I couldn't care. Hell, I could sign off of this website, you can get hit by a train, or move to that Greek colony where it's only women, and I won't know. What I do know is that by hating on a whole sex, and feeling the need to steer the hate that one or a few men have stirred in you towards me, and what I assume to be several other men, you're restricting yourself and until you realize that assholes come in both sexes, you're going to miss out on a whole lot of life chances and life experiences (not necessarily sexual).

This post won't change your life, but one day I hope you and any of the other sexist pigs on this website and in the world in general wake up and just rethink their whole philosophy.

Actually no, right now I'll take it out on you because you stupidly tried to prove me wrong but I'm very nice to the other guys I have to deal with in my life...its just you buddy.

[Sean Rizzo]

Ohh you want a list of every man who's "screwed up my life so bad" do you want it divided into before I was 10 and after? or how about grown adults and guys who were just a few years older than me...oh I know how about the illegal things they've done and then the ones who turned their backs when they should have stepped in? Or do you want the list of men who I've watched fuck up other women in my life? Hmm no matter what I divide this list into its going to be very long.

p.s. I dont care what your girlfriend has to say, I had a guy cheat on me by having multiple threesomes (not kidding here) but I stuck by him. I've seen girls get the shit beat out of them but they stood by there men, there's nothing she could say.
k, name everything guys have done that makes you have this stupid petty attitude and I'll tell you if I've done it. yes, I'll be honest. not that you'd believe me anyway since you're too narrow minded.

[StephenYoung]

Ohh you want a list of every man who's "screwed up my life so bad" do you want it divided into before I was 10 and after? or how about grown adults and guys who were just a few years older than me...oh I know how about the illegal things they've done and then the ones who turned their backs when they should have stepped in? Or do you want the list of men who I've watched fuck up other women in my life? Hmm no matter what I divide this list into its going to be very long.

p.s. I dont care what your girlfriend has to say, I had a guy cheat on me by having multiple threesomes (not kidding here) but I stuck by him. I've seen girls get the shit beat out of them but they stood by there men, there's nothing she could say.



Actually no, right now I'll take it out on you because you stupidly tried to prove me wrong but I'm very nice to the other guys I have to deal with in my life...its just you buddy.
And I've been in abusive relationships where I've stood by my (now ex) girlfriend who divulged in cheating on me, and substance abuse. How about moms who beat their kids? My friend has cigarette burns to testify for this.

And the fact you choose a person on the internet to take all your hate out on is sad. Seek help/ better male/female relationships

[Sean Rizzo]

And I've been in abusive relationships where I've stood by my (now ex) girlfriend who divulged in cheating on me, and substance abuse. How about moms who beat their kids? My friend has cigarette burns to testify for this.

And the fact you choose a person on the internet to take all your hate out on is sad. Seek help/ better male/female relationships
yes yes yes. before you give us sane people a headache.

[zion the lion]

k, name everything guys have done that makes you have this stupid petty attitude and I'll tell you if I've done it. yes, I'll be honest. not that you'd believe me anyway since you're too narrow minded.

No, because you wouldnt even believe half of the things. And quite frankly I dont give a fuck and again I dont care about your jesus of the male sex attitude, its nice that you think you're better than all of the things that have honestly been done to me but its ridiculous to think that you've never slipped up and never been a dick to a girl.

And no, I wont tell you because it would hurt your little faith and love for men.

And I've been in abusive relationships where I've stood by my (now ex) girlfriend who divulged in cheating on me, and substance abuse. How about moms who beat their kids? My friend has cigarette burns to testify for this.

And the fact you choose a person on the internet to take all your hate out on is sad. Seek help/ better male/female relationships

Yeah I've had my mom brag about the things her husband has done to me, I've watched her join in, I'm not stupid women have done some shitty things too, I hate women too, I just hate men more.

[Sean Rizzo]

No, because you wouldnt even believe half of the things. And quite frankly I dont give a shit and again I dont care about your jesus of the male sex attitude, its nice that you think you're better than all of the things that have honestly been done to me but its ridiculous to think that you've never slipped up and never been a dick to a girl.

And no, I wont tell you because it would hurt your little faith and love for men.



Yeah I've had my mom brag about the things her husband has done to me, I've watched her join in, I'm not stupid women have done some shitty things too, I hate women too, I just hate men more.
No one's perfect, so quit judging people for it.

[zion the lion]

No one's perfect, so quit judging people for it.

Are you done now?

[Sean Rizzo]

Are you done now?
I will be when you decide to shut your bigoted mouth.

[zion the lion]

I will be when you decide to shut your bigoted mouth.

Haha at least you tried.

[JoseVizcarra]

hello i am a white man 30 years of age 6'5" looking for a female partner message me if your her ;D (must have breast size of D) any lower and i might just cum O_O

[StephenYoung]

No, because you wouldnt even believe half of the things. And quite frankly I dont give a fuck and again I dont care about your jesus of the male sex attitude, its nice that you think you're better than all of the things that have honestly been done to me but its ridiculous to think that you've never slipped up and never been a dick to a girl.

And no, I wont tell you because it would hurt your little faith and love for men.



Yeah I've had my mom brag about the things her husband has done to me, I've watched her join in, I'm not stupid women have done some shitty things too, I hate women too, I just hate men more.

If these things were so bad you wouldn't be talking about them with strangers, especially male strangers.

If you hate everyone why do you frequent internet forums?

[JoseVizcarra]

@zion the lion
is that a picture of a rat eating someones intestines e__e?

[zion the lion]

If these things were so bad you wouldn't be talking about them with strangers, especially male strangers.

If you hate everyone why do you frequent internet forums?

I dont talk my therapist about them and in reality you actually dont know what "these things" are so its not like I'm talking about them with you. and even if I were its not like I know you, like you said I could get hit by a train and you wouldnt know anything about it, hell you dont even know what I look like (if you notice, I dont have a profile pic up...which is for a specific reason).

Because my work is on the computer and take breaks and end up doing this or other things while I'm doing my work...and I do my work all day.

[zion the lion]

@zion the lion
is that a picture of a rat eating someones intestines e__e?

its a mouse holding a teddy bear.

[de1337ed]

is our OP going to tell us how this goes?

[ILOVEKING]

you sir are a prick.

[GoldenScars]

Come on now, don't be dogg

[terror_91]

I heard OP got his ass kicked by the bf even though he had 7 inches on him.

[Thesleepingwell]

A guy who goes around saying he's not a slimeball is most likely a slimeball. And I've met enough horrible shitty men to know that all men are horrible and shitty.

Not all men are horrible and shitty. I know I'm not like that.
There are a few men who wouldn't cheat on a lady. I sure as hell wouldn't.

Though I admit there are too many men who don't deserve a girlfriend because they act like total douche bags towards them.
Single men like me get tarred with the same brush all because of male chauvinists who act like fucktards towards ladies.

However on the flip side to our OP, I would not resort to desparate measures to get laid. I would not try to get a girl drunk or sleep with her so I could get at some foe of mine. I'd feel terrible about doing it because I know I've used her. And I wouldn't feel too damn proud of it either. Thanks bro, it's the likes of you that give us males a bad name.

[inspirefate]

The reason why most women are man- haters.

[showbiz]

Thread has a been an epic let down

[studskalny]

Definitely a let down, making the OP even more of a douche.

[schaft]

will post update.
OP is a douche and a pussy. He's a douche for trying to get this girl to cheat on her "douche" boyfriend. And he's a pussy because he didn't follow through with said plan or provide an update.

[de1337ed]

OP is a douche and a pussy. He's a douche for trying to get this girl to cheat on her "douche" boyfriend. And he's a pussy because he didn't follow through with said plan or provide an update.

probably because he tried and failed miserably. and even if he does post an update now, he'll probably make up a fake story just so we don't harass him for failing. I don't know whats more sad, wanting to do a douchebag of a thing, or trying it and failing.

[aimee<3]

Still no update? Damn you OP.

[terror_91]

Someone needs to create a thread to call out this douchebaggery of a) not following through and b) not updating.

[cuidado]

Fugg her brainz out

[glamchic22]

I don't think he means being cheated on. I think he means purely in a critical evaluation of the situation, sometimes cheating can result in a better relationship. It's true, psychologically speaking. The girl, through her guilt for having cheated, be acting out in a positive way to better the relationship after her "mistake". Doing so would result in a better relationship.

I'm not saying it's a good thing to test, it takes a special kind of person to get that reaction.

/psychologytoday.

have you cheated or have you been cheating and did or does it really end up in a better relationship based on your own experience?

[Auals]

have you cheated or have you been cheating and did or does it really end up in a better relationship based on your own experience?

Yes. And it taught me a lot of interesting things about myself that there is no other way I could have learned. I personally believe it was bad for the relationship, as the relationship was not damaged in anyway beforehand and I made it infinitely worse. So from personal experience, definitely detrimental. However, having seen the effects it can have on a longterm marriage (20+ years) it can create a vigor that may have been lacking in the relationship up to then.

[glamchic22]

Yes. And it taught me a lot of interesting things about myself that there is no other way I could have learned. I personally believe it was bad for the relationship, as the relationship was not damaged in anyway beforehand and I made it infinitely worse. So from personal experience, definitely detrimental. However, having seen the effects it can have on a longterm marriage (20+ years) it can create a vigor that may have been lacking in the relationship up to then.

i still don't get it. The whole cheating situation destroys all the trust not for the better but for the worst.

[glamchic22]

Yes. And it taught me a lot of interesting things about myself that there is no other way I could have learned. I personally believe it was bad for the relationship, as the relationship was not damaged in anyway beforehand and I made it infinitely worse. So from personal experience, definitely detrimental. However, having seen the effects it can have on a longterm marriage (20+ years) it can create a vigor that may have been lacking in the relationship up to then.

are you still with the girl? did she ever forgive you or trust you again? did she ever completely trust you again?