The Early November Update

[Caleb Cattivera]

Below is a message from The Early November (http://www.myspace.com/theearlynovember), regarding their recent tour cancellation.
To answer your questions we are not going to break up and noone is leaving the band. What we had to deal with was very serious and unfortunatly it came up right before the start of the tour. Were not a band that cancels shows, let alone tours. I hope you all know by now that we would never cancel a tour unless its completley neccessary. I want you all to know that the band is okay now and everyone is in good spirits. We will take this extra time off to practice and get our heads straight. We are so sorry to everyone whos bought tickets and plan on making it up to you. Well be back on tour with NFG and Cartel and we promise nothing less than an amazing show. Thank you so much for your concern. It really means alot to us.

- Jeff Kummer
www.theearlynovember.net (http://www.theearlynovember.net)

[JunkBondTrader]

what jeff wasnt going to leave the band again for the 8th time....haha just playing. great band.

[TheVolume]

sounds like a member lost someone close.

[twenty_below]

i hope everything is okay. i'm really looking forward to seeing these guys on tour with NFG and cartel!!

[Caleb Cattivera]

you guys wont be able to guess this one, unless you're close with the band and you already know.

[Caleb Cattivera]

and chances are it won't come out, so dont worry about it and just be glad they didnt break up!

[jhennis]

dammit...i was hoping they wouldnt go out on the NFG/Cartel tour and someone better replaced them.

[JunkBondTrader]

you guys wont be able to guess this one, unless you're close with the band and you already know.
well im afraid to guess because it will just start rumors.

[Neptune]

there was actually a huge brawl between all the band members and the new jersey nets. luckily the early november won, because if they lost the mafia was going to force them to break up, or break their legs.

that should clear up any rumors, as i was there when this happened.

[Melissa Johnson]

well im afraid to guess because it will just start rumors.
Which is why it's just best to leave it be, since it's a private matter, and just enjoy the fact that they're gonna be on a fucking sickass tour.

[ATDIdakota]

there was actually a huge brawl between all the band members and the new jersey nets. luckily the early november won, because if they lost the mafia was going to force them to break up, or break their legs.

that should clear up any rumors, as i was there when this happened.

I heard their was light sabers involved.

[Melissa Johnson]

there was actually a huge brawl between all the band members and the new jersey nets. luckily the early november won, because if they lost the mafia was going to force them to break up, or break their legs.

that should clear up any rumors, as i was there when this happened.*


*=Any funny conjured up rumors in this post are the funny thoughts of this user and have in no way any affiliation with Absolutepunk.net or any of it's staff members.

[DaTBoiDaN]

I heard their was light sabers involved.

I heard that as well

[Caleb Cattivera]

there was actually a huge brawl between all the band members and the new jersey nets. luckily the early november won, because if they lost the mafia was going to force them to break up, or break their legs.

that should clear up any rumors, as i was there when this happened.

well, someone does know what they're talking about!

[fedhed7]

Ace is pregnant.

[Rohan Kohli]

Ace finally realized what a massive FUPA Jeff has and just about kicked him out

[Sabu]

Ace is pregnant.


hahahahaha :D

[Melissa Johnson]

Ace is pregnant.
You can't think of anything better than that? :-p
C'mon a few posts up threw in light sabers!

[KillMeTheKing26]

was it a health scare maybe?

[strummer85]

I'm pretty sure Brody Ruckus had something to do with this.

[againstthecoast]

dont really care what happened. im just pissed that they made me miss valencia.

[alfonso]

dont really care what happened. im just pissed that they made me miss valencia.

booo hoooooo!

[dyingurthhorizo]

Chuck Norris had to roundhouse kick bad-assness back into The Early November. All members of the Early November now wear beards.

[com(?)]

there was actually a huge brawl between all the band members and the new jersey nets. luckily the early november won, because if they lost the mafia was going to force them to break up, or break their legs.

that should clear up any rumors, as i was there when this happened.

Well, if you were there, then it MUST be true

[FstFtsVsFences]

Chuck Norris had to roundhouse kick bad-assness back into The Early November. All members of the Early November now wear beards.
Oh I'm sorry, you must not have heard....... Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny 6 months ago.

[Throwback]

Oh I'm sorry, you must not have heard....... Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny 6 months ago.
This man is not kidding. Those jokes are dead.

[jawstheme417]

I heard their was light sabers involved.

yes there were..george lucas is currently in talks with production companies for the next series of star wars movies including new character "Ace Skywalker"

[TBSowns524]

Ace finally realized what a massive FUPA Jeff has and just about kicked him out

FUPA?

[ImpulZe]

I think someone liked someone else..shrit and hair... too much... pregnancy???

[TheLifeMelodic]

i don't even care what the actual story is, the backstage lightsaber hockey fight's enough explanation for me :-D

[twenty_below]

FUPA?


fupa = fat upper penis area

[TBSowns524]

fupa = fat upper penis area

srsly? if so that's fuckin gross

[chokeychicken]

wait, so they d idn't break up?

unfortuante.

[Chevy114]

First I send my best out to the band in a time of need that is so close to them.

Second saying a chuck norris joke is like saying a dane cook joke, you can't be at a bar without some duche bag college guy yelling one out and laughing at his own joke anymore.

[myworstmistakes]

private matters are private matters so i won't give it another thought. i already know it had to be something serious because they would never cancel for anything less (as they said). i'm just glad they aren't breaking up.

[ATDIdakota]

fupa = fat upper penis area

I'm sure you've seen girls with those large areas of fat that hang over their vag and you look in awe even though it's os diggusting, well that's a FUPA...the Fat Upper Pussy Area.

[CurtyB]

I'm pretty sure this has something to do with Fat Mike...

[Moatilliatta085]

yes there were..george lucas is currently in talks with production companies for the next series of star wars movies including new character "Ace Skywalker"

...even though the joke's totally lame, I caught myself chuckling.

[ilovebsb]

i'm really glad they didnt break up but i'm even more happier that they're not on the nfg tour. i really didnt feel like sitting through them. i wonder who's taking their spot now.

[Neptune]

i'm really glad they didnt break up but i'm even more happier that they're not on the nfg tour. i really didnt feel like sitting through them. i wonder who's taking their spot now.
learn to read.

[Nolessthanblink]

wait, so they d idn't break up?

unfortuante.

Dumbass...

Also, by the way, this may sound dumb, but how do you do multiple quotes in one reply?

I hope no one got AIDS or the HIV or something... and I hope Ace is still married!

October 30 can't come sooner. Swear.

By the way, FUPA's run rampant here in oklahoma... well, at least on all the indian bitches around here. Lemme tell you, Indian FUPA's are terrible... just stay away from the casinos to avoid them.

P.S. Oklahoma isn't all that bad of a state. I promise. haha

[amour faux]

gotta stay away from oklahoma...

[MasonR5]

I'm pretty sure this has something to do with Fat Mike...

haha, definitely

[zerock]

Chuck Norris had to roundhouse kick bad-assness back into The Early November. All members of the Early November now wear beards.
i'm hoping is true

[Rockrider311]

I'm pretty sure Brody Ruckus had something to do with this.

you win.

[notoaststereo]

theyre goign to be sooo good with NFG

[patpratt]

very excited they arent breaking up or nothing went too awry. but is it just me or do bands NEVER make it up to the fans they cancelled on? Or maybe I'm just a n00b. or both.

[Corbet]

i'm really glad they didnt break up but i'm even more happier that they're not on the nfg tour. i really didnt feel like sitting through them. i wonder who's taking their spot now.

.....I love all the Early November hate from NFG fans... it really makes sense.

[joeshmoe909]

I love TEN.

[newfoundmichael]

Despite "My Lack of Skill" i'm going to try to tell you what happened here.

Ace said to Jeff "I Want To Hear You Sad", but he said it "Ever So Sweet", so he shouldn't have taken it offensively...however, Jeff replied by saying "Every Nights Another Story with you Ace!" Jeff then proceeded to leave the room saying something about how he doesn't wanna spend "The Rest Of My Life" doing this. After the fight, the two of them had some "Long Talks", so many in fact that the other members of the band swore they talked "1000 Times A Day", but Ace and Jeff decided that the best way to go in the future was "Something That Produces Results". Jeff then said "The Truth Is...I Don't Know How To Say This...because i'm No Good At Saying Sorry". Ace replied "Is It My Fault"? and Jeff said, "No, I just assumed that I was "The One That You Hated, but now I realize that we neeed to "Make It Happen", and start "Driving South, From Here To L.A, and get back on this tour!!" Ace agreed, and now the band is doing just fine. "I Think It's Love" if you ask me.

Yeah, i'm sitting here bored as hell and thought this would be funny

[AllTooSurreal]

Despite "My Lack of Skill" i'm going to try to tell you what happened here.

Ace said to Jeff "I Want To Hear You Sad", but he said it "Ever So Sweet", so he shouldn't have taken it offensively...however, Jeff replied by saying "Every Nights Another Story with you Ace!" Jeff then proceeded to leave the room saying something about how he doesn't wanna spend "The Rest Of My Life" doing this. After the fight, the two of them had some "Long Talks", so many in fact that the other members of the band swore they talked "1000 Times A Day", but Ace and Jeff decided that the best way to go in the future was "Something That Produces Results". Jeff then said "The Truth Is...I Don't Know How To Say This...because i'm No Good At Saying Sorry". Ace replied "Is It My Fault"? and Jeff said, "No, I just assumed that I was "The One That You Hated, but now I realize that we neeed to "Make It Happen", and start "Driving South, From Here To L.A, and get back on this tour!!" Ace agreed, and now the band is doing just fine. "I Think It's Love" if you ask me.

Yeah, i'm sitting here bored as hell and thought this would be funny

He wins, close the thread.

[followthattune]

hahaha agreed. that's amazing.

[[Brendan]]

Despite "My Lack of Skill" i'm going to try to tell you what happened here.

Ace said to Jeff "I Want To Hear You Sad", but he said it "Ever So Sweet", so he shouldn't have taken it offensively...however, Jeff replied by saying "Every Nights Another Story with you Ace!" Jeff then proceeded to leave the room saying something about how he doesn't wanna spend "The Rest Of My Life" doing this. After the fight, the two of them had some "Long Talks", so many in fact that the other members of the band swore they talked "1000 Times A Day", but Ace and Jeff decided that the best way to go in the future was "Something That Produces Results". Jeff then said "The Truth Is...I Don't Know How To Say This...because i'm No Good At Saying Sorry". Ace replied "Is It My Fault"? and Jeff said, "No, I just assumed that I was "The One That You Hated, but now I realize that we neeed to "Make It Happen", and start "Driving South, From Here To L.A, and get back on this tour!!" Ace agreed, and now the band is doing just fine. "I Think It's Love" if you ask me.

Yeah, i'm sitting here bored as hell and thought this would be funnyYou win

[notoaststereo]

He wins, close the thread.

haha

[newfoundmichael]

aww...I wasn't trying to close the thread. Ohh well. I'm psyched about seeing TEN in Chi-town.

[emoishardcore]

explain more!

[newfoundmichael]

explain more!

haha, I have other ideas...but I dont want to wear them out. Nothing worse than jokes that get repeated and added onto COUGH!CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!COUGH!...sorry...allergies.

[twenty_below]

Despite "My Lack of Skill" i'm going to try to tell you what happened here.

Ace said to Jeff "I Want To Hear You Sad", but he said it "Ever So Sweet", so he shouldn't have taken it offensively...however, Jeff replied by saying "Every Nights Another Story with you Ace!" Jeff then proceeded to leave the room saying something about how he doesn't wanna spend "The Rest Of My Life" doing this. After the fight, the two of them had some "Long Talks", so many in fact that the other members of the band swore they talked "1000 Times A Day", but Ace and Jeff decided that the best way to go in the future was "Something That Produces Results". Jeff then said "The Truth Is...I Don't Know How To Say This...because i'm No Good At Saying Sorry". Ace replied "Is It My Fault"? and Jeff said, "No, I just assumed that I was "The One That You Hated, but now I realize that we neeed to "Make It Happen", and start "Driving South, From Here To L.A, and get back on this tour!!" Ace agreed, and now the band is doing just fine. "I Think It's Love" if you ask me.

Yeah, i'm sitting here bored as hell and thought this would be funny

thats amazing.

[bananasunite]

has anyone heard anything new in the past day? lol

i'm trying to respect the band.. but im just very concerned

[KB3RG]

I'm pretty sure Brody Ruckus had something to do with this.

best joke

[KB3RG]

and stop with Chuck jokes please.... :)