Getting back at people

[EmoMoose86]

Okay ladies and gents

BEST way to get back at someone (like- make you laugh and make them really pissed off) without

a) violence
b) police charges
c) confrontation

please- please list them and give me how to do it

[PSYCHOkinetic]

okay who did what to you?

[allisterkid]

make a dancing avator of there dick.

[EmoMoose86]

long story

[FishAlotNBePunk]

put itching powder in their bed.

[PSYCHOkinetic]

Do my thing that I was supposed to do:

Get guys to participate in a...volunteering revenge festival.
Get them to jack off enuff so that you have enuff shall we say "stuff" (as Christine so elegantly once put it) to fill a syringe. And let it loose in their hair or mouth or neck. But. Make sure someone else does it IN COGNITO style

[cheez mastah]

get beef on them and blackmail them for all theyre worth... im doing it to my dad at the moment, it's great

[PSYCHOkinetic]

Originally posted by EmoMoose86
long story

We've got time...Time's all I got...well until I die.

So tell us. Be a gossip queen. It's fun I promise you

[FishAlotNBePunk]

THE SUPER LAX

[PSYCHOkinetic]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
THE SUPER LAX

that'll definetely work

[EmoMoose86]

well here's the story

we had a show at my guitarist's house and these black metal kids showed up- they arent nice (download Atom and His Package- "Me and my black metal friends" .. that was random) and they took some of our sampler cd's that we made and broke like 8 of em and wrote "fuck you fuck you" all over them.
Well we wanna get back at them- just.. they are scary and we dont wanna see them again...

ideas i have : guitarist has their numbers and their address- we can set them up on these american single sites and give these old women or ugly diseased young girls to go on dates with them-- give them their numbers and stuff... so that these crazy people will call and visit the black metal kids... i dunno.

we dunno.

help.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by EmoMoose86
well here's the story

we had a show at my guitarist's house and these black metal kids showed up- they arent nice (download Atom and His Package- "Me and my black metal friends" .. that was random) and they took some of our sampler cd's that we made and broke like 8 of em and wrote "fuck you fuck you" all over them.
Well we wanna get back at them- just.. they are scary and we dont wanna see them again...

ideas i have : guitarist has their numbers and their address- we can set them up on these american single sites and give these old women or ugly diseased young girls to go on dates with them-- give them their numbers and stuff... so that these crazy people will call and visit the black metal kids... i dunno.

we dunno.

help.

thats right alex you show those damned coloreds!

[cheez mastah]

if you could get their emails, sign them up for gay porn mailing lists

[PSYCHOkinetic]

get a whole bunch of really creepy goth freaks and go up to them and confront them then. trust me, no one wants to get in a fight with someone who they think worships satan

[bigweener]

just blow ur load on their car door handles or soemthing

[PSYCHOkinetic]

Originally posted by bigweener
just blow ur load on their car door handles or soemthing

grody...nice...if you gotta do that tho, make sure you get it on the windshield AND the wipers

[bigweener]

Originally posted by PSYCHOkinetic
grody...nice...if you gotta do that tho, make sure you get it on the windshield AND the wipers

haha that would be soo nasty,ooooh and if there is a sun roof, take a crap on it so when they open it, ur bum cheese falls in their car.

[EmoMoose86]

forget i said anything about my story- i wanna hear what people have to say about what they'd do to people they dont like

[allisterkid]

an amatuer might put a bag of piss in their mailbox

[PSYCHOkinetic]

since i'm a girl i can't do half of the ideas i come up with. it would take sum volunteers, or a run to the nearest sperm bank.

but since i don't think there is ne around, i would just do a classic revenge like pranking them or ordering pizza for their house. i'm tellin you, it might be outplayed but it NEVER will get old

[cheez mastah]

the other night i was really mad at my sister so i pissed on her toothbrush

[allisterkid]

Originally posted by cheez mastah
the other night i was really mad at my sister so i pissed on her toothbrush
hahahahahaha!!!!
wow this thread got popular fast.

[PSYCHOkinetic]

okay thats disgusting even i wouldn't do that

[cheez mastah]

it was awesome... she was like "why is this all salty?" she had no idea it was great

[bigweener]

aaaaw thats wrong! id never do that to my family haha

[cheez mastah]

my dads next on the piss list if the blackmail doesnt work