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BustaNutz

06/10/03, 05:47 AM

Since you just got a speech from Dan, and since I am heartbroken over the loss and wish to seek revenge by upstaging him I have decided to give a speech of my own...

Unfortunately, I lost, and while I'd like to cry right now, I'll save that for when you're all not watching, then I'll write a song about it. I would like to blame the whole thing on Devin however, he put me on the ballot late, and by the time my name was even up there, I was down by 9, but I'm not angry... (grits teeth together) Anyways, I'd like to thank Ronin for bodyslamming me several times, and for building a gargantuan snow penis. I'd like to thank Sad But True for all his shananigans (sp?) centering around a beer bottle and his own ass. And I'd like to that OffBasil for being pretty fucking badass and playing along. Goldfinger, you're a fucking cheater but I think I remember you telling you play baseball so you're alright. Devin, I still think you know too much and I envy your record of 90 minutes. Hannah, you rule, and I think I love you... well as much as you can love someone over the internet at least. Elisha, you obviously picked the wrong team to pull for, but it's ok, next time you'll make a better choice. Bill, I just felt the need to include you because Dan did. And to everyone who voted for me, even though I only know two peple who did (Me and Hanna), thank you very much...

theused_FSF

06/10/03, 05:50 AM

u lost, hahahahahahaha

FishAlotNBePunk

06/10/03, 05:51 AM

yes hahahaha! and i do NOT have an vagina!

theused_FSF

06/10/03, 05:54 AM

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
yes hahahaha! and i do NOT have an vagina!

i believe you

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 06:02 AM

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
yes hahahaha! and i do NOT have an vagina!

Shut up Seth, you're rubbing it right now...

devin

06/10/03, 06:09 AM

So not only does Dan not thank me in his acceptance speech, but you blame me in your concession. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

FishAlotNBePunk

06/10/03, 06:10 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Shut up Seth, you're rubbing it right now...

so? that means im getting more than you :eek:

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
so? that means im getting more than you :eek:

From yourself? It counts as getting some when you get yourself off? Well if that's the case, then Seth you get more than anybody, anywhere, ever in the history of mankind. You should get a prize or something...

Greg

06/10/03, 07:00 AM

bustanutz, i have nothing against you. but i don't see how you could be emo boy. when i first got called emoboy you would make fun of me if i remember correctly. so yea i personally think dan deserved to win. lata.

theused_FSF

06/10/03, 07:01 AM

greg is right, i dont see how bustanutz could be emo

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 07:03 AM

Originally posted by theused_FSF
greg is right, i dont see how bustanutz could be emo

How do you mean?

theused_FSF

06/10/03, 07:04 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
How do you mean?

you just dont seem like the typical "emoboy"

except it

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by theused_FSF
you just dont seem like the typical "emoboy"

except it

it's accept, not except, and yeah I get ya. I didn't really get anywhere near that until the g/f cheated, then I had a couple weeks worth of self-pity...

Ronin

06/10/03, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by theused_FSF
greg is right, i dont see how bustanutz could be emo

The emo concept is undergoing a radical transformation

We're the new vanguard.

theused_FSF

06/10/03, 07:07 AM

i know i cant spell, thats why i made a 53 on my english final

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by Ronin
The emo concept is undergoing a radical transformation

We're the new vanguard.

Yes, Ronin, you and I will create our own genre, completely new and exciting, and we will choose who may join and who may not. We will be tough emo-guys who wrestle and drink and do a poor job doctoring slanderous photographs, we shall call this iMO (or something else if you can think of something cooler) and we shall be the kings!

theused_FSF

06/10/03, 07:13 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
... We will be tough emo-guys who wrestle and drink and do a poor job doctoring slanderous photographs...

dude, thats so me!!!

Ronin

06/10/03, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Yes, Ronin, you and I will create our own genre, completely new and exciting, and we will choose who may join and who may not. We will be tough emo-guys who wrestle and drink and do a poor job doctoring slanderous photographs, we shall call this iMO (or something else if you can think of something cooler) and we shall be the kings!

We're ushering in a new era of emotion.

How about we call it emü ... the umulats are so hardcore, they demonstrate our harder core edge, with the drinking, bodyslamming, snow penis building, etc, while maintaining our traditional emo slant.

Greg

06/10/03, 07:23 AM

or you could be emo and go cry in the corner.

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by Greg
or you could be emo and go cry in the corner.

Or we could be Dan and jam a bottle up our ass...

Ronin

06/10/03, 07:31 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Or we could be Dan and jam a bottle up our ass...

That still makes me laugh

Oh Dan, you and your glass/ass fetish, when will you learn?

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 07:31 AM

Originally posted by Ronin
We're ushering in a new era of emotion.

How about we call it emü ... the umulats are so hardcore, they demonstrate our harder core edge, with the drinking, bodyslamming, snow penis building, etc, while maintaining our traditional emo slant.

Yes, and we will be kings! Let us begin by bringing together and emü gang, then we shall go and drink and wrestle, and then probably do some other stuff which will seem like a good idea when it presents itself (and when we are drunk) but will make us look back and say, 'what the fuck?' But remember it's never fun until somebody gets arrested, usually for something humorous like public urination or deficating (sp?) in a shrubbery, because who doesn't hear that and at least crack a grin?

Greg

06/10/03, 07:40 AM

from the way you're describing it it sounds pretty gay. here's my interpretation so far...

you will get drunk
then wrestle.
and you're drunk so you will probably do stupid things.
like have sex with each other,

quit being a homo and just be emo. at least then you wont be gay.

(zach if you see this i know being called gay isn't an insult. but im sure to some straight people it might be)

Ronin

06/10/03, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Yes, and we will be kings! Let us begin by bringing together and emü gang, then we shall go and drink and wrestle, and then probably do some other stuff which will seem like a good idea when it presents itself (and when we are drunk) but will make us look back and say, 'what the fuck?' But remember it's never fun until somebody gets arrested, usually for something humorous like public urination or deficating (sp?) in a shrubbery, because who doesn't hear that and at least crack a grin?

The new emo is born

And it's a hell of a lot more fun than crying in your room alone.

And as for the gay factor, I believe it's negligible. We're all fairly interested in the opposite sex, and we're just out for a drunken, emü good time.

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 07:44 AM

Greg, you overthink things way too much, I have been at many a parties and gotten drunk and wrestled and never have I had sex with one of my buddies. Besides who said we would be wrestling other guys, I much prefer inter-gender wrestling, I find it much more amusing...

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 07:45 AM

Don't mind Greg he is just angry he is not invited.

Greg

06/10/03, 07:45 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Greg, you overthink things way too much, I have been at many a parties and gotten drunk and wrestled and never have I had sex with one of my buddies. Besides who said we would be wrestling other guys, I much prefer inter-gender wrestling, I find it much more amusing...

i've never seen drunk guys wrestle so tell to you the truth i dont know what happens.

and if there are chicks then it wouldnt be a bad thing.

theused_FSF

06/10/03, 07:46 AM

awww. dude this is so me, i like drinking, i wrestle, ill stick a glass bottle up my ass

Greg

06/10/03, 07:46 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Don't mind Greg he is just angry he is not invited.

well there's that too.

Ronin

06/10/03, 07:46 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Greg, you overthink things way too much, I have been at many a parties and gotten drunk and wrestled and never have I had sex with one of my buddies. Besides who said we would be wrestling other guys, I much prefer inter-gender wrestling, I find it much more amusing...

emü is an equal opportunity lifestyle.

In fact, I propose a 70/30 split between females/males

Then we'll have more girls to complain about, but we'll also have a large base from which to....enjoy.

This new movement has massive potential.

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 07:48 AM

Originally posted by theused_FSF
awww. dude this is so me, i like drinking, i wrestle, ill stick a glass bottle up my ass

Then you may come along, tell all your (female) friends.

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 07:49 AM

Originally posted by Ronin
emü is an equal opportunity lifestyle.

In fact, I propose a 70/30 split between females/males

Then we'll have more girls to complain about, but we'll also have a large base from which to....enjoy.

This new movement has massive potential.

Ahh yes, I second this split, I think that there is no limit to the potential of this movement...

theused_FSF

06/10/03, 07:49 AM

whoooo

Greg

06/10/03, 07:52 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Then you may come along, tell all your (female) friends.

oh i see. it's all about pussy huh? you sure are nice guys that must have really done nothing wrong to get your heart broken.

wow i could go on for awhile but i don't want to. i'd get too emo and may end up remaining that way.

Ronin

06/10/03, 07:53 AM

Originally posted by Greg
oh i see. it's all about pussy huh? you sure are nice guys that must have really done nothing wrong to get your heart broken.

wow i could go on for awhile but i don't want to. i'd get too emo and may end up remaining that way.

emü (and emo) boys are girl crazy. That's why they're always broken hearted.

Now we must discuss, what bands are emü?

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 07:54 AM

Originally posted by Greg
oh i see. it's all about pussy huh? you sure are nice guys that must have really done nothing wrong to get your heart broken.

wow i could go on for awhile but i don't want to. i'd get too emo and may end up remaining that way.

Well I was going to invite you but after that crack I'm going to be forced reconsider, I think you need to inform Dan that you are still the prodigal Emo-Baby...

P.S. You must put evidence of your emüness into your signature...

Greg

06/10/03, 07:57 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Well I was going to invite you but after that crack I'm going to be forced reconsider, I think you need to inform Dan that you are still the prodigal Emo-Baby...

P.S. You must put evidence of your emüness into your signature...

who said i wanted ot be emu?

by the way, how do you do that symbol thing on the u?

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 07:57 AM

Hmmm, emü bands, well any band that supports wrestling and drunkedness are definitely in, and also definitely Radiohead, I'm not sure why but I think they need a place...

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by Greg
by the way, how do you do that symbol thing on the u?

It is an ancient secret...

Ronin

06/10/03, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by Greg
who said i wanted ot be emu?

by the way, how do you do that symbol thing on the u?

I went into word and found it in the symbols

So I just copy and paste it.

Radiohead fits in every category.

I'm gonna have to say that Bright Eyes is emü. As far as I've heard, he's a raging alcoholic.

Greg

06/10/03, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
It is an ancient secret...

not anymore...

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 08:07 AM

Hmmm, Let's make it open ended, anything which we deem to be good (as in doesn't suck or pleases us greatly), then that will be considered emü, we will decide on a case by case basis...

Greg

06/10/03, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Hmmm, Let's make it open ended, anything which we deem to be good (as in doesn't suck or pleases us greatly), then that will be considered emü, we will decide on a case by case basis...

sorry but that seems really stupid to me.

Ronin

06/10/03, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by Greg
sorry but that seems really stupid to me.

An excellent system.

emü is defined as whatever we want it to be

No strict boundaries, no arguments on what's emü or not

And no people being like "i'm way more emü than you, you don't even listen to emü bands"

I am obsessed with emü, yes.

BustaNutz

06/10/03, 08:12 AM

We need new member of this movement now, I shall begin a thread to inform the public of this new movement, but I will not try to shove it down the throat of the consumer as being overly "cool" or "hip" becuase this is why we have MTV...

theused_FSF

06/10/03, 08:13 AM

i've got the perfect band, The Weakerthans, emo, but these guys can drink like hell

taken from 2002 hopeless records magazine
Tour Stories

"Once, John got drunk in the USA and woke up in Canada... ok, more than once"

Ronin

06/10/03, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
We need new member of this movement now, I shall begin a thread to inform the public of this new movement, but I will not try to shove it down the throat of the consumer as being overly "cool" or "hip" becuase this is why we have MTV...

Excellent

Suprhatch614

06/10/03, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by devin
So not only does Dan not thank me in his acceptance speech, but you blame me in your concession. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

WHEN YOU'RE CROWNED KING NOTHING!!!!

Suprhatch614

06/10/03, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Greg, you overthink things way too much, I have been at many a parties and gotten drunk and wrestled and never have I had sex with one of my buddies. Besides who said we would be wrestling other guys, I much prefer inter-gender wrestling, I find it much more amusing...

I'm pretty sure you meant to say transgendered....I am from Hardonia...the land of the badasses!