Viva Emü

[BustaNutz]

Ronin and BustaNutz (me) your official emo-boy runners up have decided to create a genre all their own, Emü. This new genre is a great one, based on the principles of wrestling and drinking a lot. Being Emü is simple, you must either be a female or a dude that Ronin and BustaNutz (me) deem Emü. Once Emü you must only put the word in your sig and occasionally tell Ronin and BustaNutz (me) how great they are...

Here are some guidelines

Music: Music will be decided on a case by case basis, if it please Ronin and BustaNutz (me) greatly then it is declared Emü.

Popularity: Meh

Emüer than Thou: Anyone who says this or acts this way or implies it or looks funny will be shot on sight, and then mourned by the less stable Emo community.

Talking in the third person: This is generally a good idea as it makes you sound smarter and more important and stuff...

So, if Emü suits you, you know what to do...

[Suprhatch614]

emu = constipation

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by Suprhatch614
emu = constipation

Yes but...
Emü= Awesomeness

[Suprhatch614]

that's false logic by that logic constipation = emu = awesome so then constipation = awesome...if you can find one person on this forum that loves being constipated i will cyber blow you

[itookadumponu]

we are all BORED little kids arnt we....

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
i've got the perfect band, The Weakerthans, emo, but these guys can drink like hell


taken from 2002 hopeless records magazine
Tour Stories

"Once, John got drunk in the USA and woke up in Canada... ok, more than once"


????

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by Suprhatch614
that's false logic by that logic constipation = emu = awesome so then constipation = awesome...if you can find one person on this forum that loves being constipated i will cyber blow you

You said "emu" you did not say "Emü"

[Ronin]

The Weakerthans are good, we will take this under consideration

For all of those still confused over the distinction between emo and emü, I have created this handy graph.

Oh yes, poor photo-altering is very important to this lifestyle.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
You said "emu" you did not say "Emü"

Do you see the power of emü?

We're essentially indestructible.

[Suprhatch614]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
You said "emu" you did not say "Emü"


I don't know how to get those dots on my u, but if i did, i'd put them there

[Fobika!]

LAME

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by Krammit
LAME

No an example of being LAME would be if you made the username "Krammit" and then in the text below your name put something like, oh, say "Kermit stoned". That would be lame...

[Fobika!]

too bad its not

[BustaNutz]

That's your response? "Too bad it's not"? That sucked, lets at least be imaginative...

[devin]

Originally posted by Ronin
The Weakerthans are good, we will take this under consideration

For all of those still confused over the distinction between emo and emü, I have created this handy graph.

Oh yes, poor photo-altering is very important to this lifestyle.

Can I just say that I love you guys. If I could figure out how to put the umlaut over the 'u' then maybe I would add it to my sig. Oh what the fuck, I'll copy and paste.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by Ronin
The Weakerthans are good, we will take this under consideration

For all of those still confused over the distinction between emo and emü, I have created this handy graph.

Oh yes, poor photo-altering is very important to this lifestyle.
well if having a bottle of molson is emü, than i must be, because i LOVE THE MOLSON

[ms y o o n]

emüemüemüemüemüemüemüemüemü

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
emüemüemüemüemüemüemüemüemü


how do you get the damn two period thingy

[BustaNutz]

copy and paste it...

[lollirot]

copy and paste

[chopstyks]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
how do you get the damn two period thingy
copy and paste or:

ALT + 0252 = ü

^Hold the ALT button down while entering the numbers 0252.

[BustaNutz]

This man is Emü

[theused_FSF]

i am Emü

[ms y o o n]

am i qualified enough to be emü

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
am i qualified enough to be emü

if i am, you have to be.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

if i had a million dollars....i'd buy you an exotic pet.
yup, like a llama, or an emü.....

[BustaNutz]

The question, Hannah, that you must ask yourself is "Am I a girl?" If the answer to this is yes, the the answer to your query also happens to be yes!

[theused_FSF]

"NO, THEY ARE LLAMAS"
"damn llamas"


thank you dude where's my car

[the_champ_is_here]

i believe i am emü.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by devin
Can I just say that I love you guys. If I could figure out how to put the umlaut over the 'u' then maybe I would add it to my sig. Oh what the fuck, I'll copy and paste.

Glad to have you aboard Devin

We'll accept your non-drinking stance as long as you make up for it by wrestling extensively.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by OffBasil
i believe i am emü.

You lost the election with Dan and I, so you are definitely emü

[day in paradise]

How excatly do you pronounce emü?

[asubtledaggerx]

I'll be emu with you guys...I can thought right o_O

[charly horse]

....so if ur emu or whatever...does that mean dan cant be it?

[XPrettyXWasteX]

I'm a girl... does that make me Emü? or is it emü?

[slicepaprwrists]

Originally posted by Suprhatch614
that's false logic by that logic constipation = emu = awesome so then constipation = awesome...if you can find one person on this forum that loves being constipated i will cyber blow you


i've been known to enjoy some good constipation on occasion

[AtTheDriveIn.]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
how do you get the damn two period thingy

agiu

[BustaNutz]

To answer your questions, yes if you are a girl, you may be Emü. Secondly it is Emü, with a capital "E" because capitals denote importance and we must hold Emü next to God. Lastly we are not quite sure how to pronounce Emü, it could be as it looks or it could be gutteral, actually when Emü begins to get old full of posers (those who do not drink nor wrestle) we shall change the name from Emü to a symbol, and it will be known as "The Movement Formerly Known as Emü".

Also, another interesting tidbit, if you are Emü you will never be asked to drink the coolaid... we use orange juice instead...

[XPrettyXWasteX]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
To answer your questions, yes if you are a girl, you may be Emü. Secondly it is Emü, with a capital "E" because capitals denote importance and we must hold Emü next to God. Lastly we are not quite sure how to pronounce Emü, it could be as it looks or it could be gutteral, actually when Emü begins to get old full of posers (those who do not drink nor wrestle) we shall change the name from Emü to a symbol, and it will be known as "The Movement Formerly Known as Emü".

Also, another interesting tidbit, if you are Emü you will never be asked to drink the coolaid... we use orange juice instead...

lmao wow...just wow...

[Split2nd]

umm escuse me could i be Emü with you guys

[BustaNutz]

well are you female?

If yes, then you may

If no, then do you kick ass?

If yes, then you may

If no, well then you are a member of the smaller less popular emo cult...

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
To answer your questions, yes if you are a girl, you may be Em? Secondly it is Em? with a capital "E" because capitals denote importance and we must hold Em?next to God. Lastly we are not quite sure how to pronounce Em? it could be as it looks or it could be gutteral, actually when Em?begins to get old full of posers (those who do not drink nor wrestle) we shall change the name from Em?to a symbol, and it will be known as "The Movement Formerly Known as Em?quot;.

Also, another interesting tidbit, if you are Em?you will never be asked to drink the coolaid... we use orange juice instead...

uh oh pat.. i don't drink
but i can wrestle ya anyday!

[BustaNutz]

This is true, and for that you are accepted, you are also female...

[itookadumponu]

the emu is a fasinating creature.

[BustaNutz]

You know it's extinct right? No... that's the dodo... yeah, yeah it is fascinating... This is Emü though...

[day in paradise]

Originally posted by day in paradise
How excatly do you pronounce emü?

[tmlfan]

i will be Emü

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by tmlfan
i will be Emü

You will? Put it in your sig then...

[day in paradise]

Originally posted by day in paradise

[BustaNutz]

?

[Ronin]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
well are you female?

If yes, then you may

If no, then do you kick ass?

If yes, then you may

If no, well then you are a member of the smaller less popular emo cult...

This is basically the Emü test

If you pass this test, and we kinda like you,then you're Emü

But we hold all rights to stripping your Emü status

Emü is the alpha and omega

[Ronin]

Originally posted by day in paradise
How excatly do you pronounce emü?


It is a word that can never be spoken aloud.

I would tell you how to say it, but in order to pronounce it, I would have to pull out your tongue.

[devin]

Originally posted by Ronin
Glad to have you aboard Devin

We'll accept your non-drinking stance as long as you make up for it by wrestling extensively.

Shit, I used to wrestle like whoa. I can do suplexes and power-bombs like crazy. And it's called an umlaut. It generally doubles the vowel, so it would be pronounced emuu.

[day in paradise]

IM AN OFFICAL TERRIORST OF ALL THINGS EMü.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by devin
Shit, I used to wrestle like whoa. I can do suplexes and power-bombs like crazy. And it's called an umlaut. It generally doubles the vowel, so it would be pronounced emuu.

I called it an umulaut...i was close though

How are your DDT skills?

[devin]

Originally posted by Ronin
I called it an umulaut...i was close though

How are your DDT skills?

My DDT is solid. I'm more like a Japanese high-flyer though. I can do all of those crazy throwing your body around moves. My brother used to get me in a tombstone and I would swing around and put him in the iron cross and roll him into a pin. It was sweet.