What's the Strangest Song...

[devin]

...that played while you were getting some?

For me, it would have to be onelinedrawing - Smile. The song isn't that strange, but it's hard to hook up with a girl during that little R2D2 breakdown. Please share.

[ifeelused]

last year when i first kissed this guy i liked, a hot rod circuit song was playing and we kissed exactly when it said "lets make out"

[.&$]

one time when i was with my ex and i was about to get some while listening to some good ole jimmy eat world- just watch the fireworks, but then accidentally hit my cd player remote and some random burned mix i had went on and nerf herder- love sandwich started. it didnt stop anything from happening, but it was hella funny.


here are the lyrics to "love sandwhich", so you get a sense of the extreme awkwardness/hilarity of the situation

Girl sometimes you're hungry,
You want something to eat
You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat
You don't want no pastrami,
And no corned beef on rye
Girl there's only one kind of sandwich that's really gonna satisfy

chorus:
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh

This ain't the kind of snack
That you get from your mommy
Your mommy ain't never seen such a whole lot of salami
Girl I'm gonna take you on a superfantastic trip
Cuz, baby you haven't had nothing til you've had my miracle whip

(chorus)

Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the video
Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the c*ck
Yeah you, and Steve, and Bernie makes three
And Fernando and Mr. Belvedere in the hot tub, yeah!

Girl sometimes you're hungry,
You want something to eat
You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat
Let me tell you 'bout
The funky love sandwich
Me and Steve are the bread
And you're the meat, bitch!

(chorus)

Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh (4x)

[devin]

Ok, .&$ wins. I can't imagine anyone topping that. I'm usually to conscious of putting on something sexy that I don't have too many of these stories. But as I've said elsewhere, I made love to the Blood Brothers.

[devin]

Oh shit, I just remembered one. My girlfriend of the time and I were hooking up, and one cd ended and the next came on. Well, it was Bruce Springsteen's Greatest Hits. While this didn't bother me, she couldn't stop laughing. Needless to say, I'm not used to making girls laugh when we're naked, so I had to change it.

[AtTheDriveIn.]

I have quite the strange list:

"I just saw the gayest guy on earth" - anal cunt
"lets lynch the lanlord" - Dead Kennedys
"Regulators" Nate Dogg


try being in the middle of hooking up with someone when fucking anal cunt comes on. definately ruins the moment.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by ifeelused
last year when i first kissed this guy i liked, a hot rod circuit song was playing and we kissed exactly when it said "lets make out"

[Jim Morgan]

i hooked up with some song that goes

"my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack"

i had to stop and was like what the fuck?

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk


so that happened to u? or no

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by JimNFG
i hooked up with some song that goes

"my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack"

i had to stop and was like what the fuck?

haha, this kid was singing that in my study hall today

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

I once made out to System Of A Down "Deer Dance" when i was on vaction in WV...it was intense.

[ifeelused]

has anyone ever been seen hooking up with someone in a car? just wondering cuz im scared of that happening to me one day

[elemenohpe]

getting it on to nirvana's "rape me" was a bit awkward.

[quitmyscene]

i hooked up with some song that goes

"my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack"

i had to stop and was like what the fuck?
that song was out in 03? jeez. time flies.

[I am all talk]

getting it on to nirvana's "rape me" was a bit awkward.
it didn't stop your uncle though

[elemenohpe]

it didn't stop your uncle though

nope... he still cried when i was finished. that whiny bitch.

[I am all talk]

nope... he still cried when i was finished. that whiny bitch.
hahaha

[jaimej]

getting it on to nirvana's "rape me" was a bit awkward.
WTF old?

[Coronary Parasite]

the soundtrack to my worst sexual experience was comeback kid actually...but i'm not telling that story.

my ring tone is panic at the disco's "the only difference..." and last time i hooked up i kept getting phone calls so it kept playing...which was just so random....and i have this weird ass noise that plays when you get a voice mail so when i got one the guy i was with actually said "what the hell kind of weird computerized noise is that?"

[elemenohpe]

WTF old?

meh, i was trying to find the "best greatest hits" thread from the summer and stumbled across this one...

[iLikePants]

the soundtrack to my worst sexual experience was comeback kid actually...but i'm not telling that story.

my ring tone is panic at the disco's "the only difference..." and last time i hooked up i kept getting phone calls so it kept playing...which was just so random....and i have this weird ass noise that plays when you get a voice mail so when i got one the guy i was with actually said "what the hell kind of weird computerized noise is that?"

haha, my ring tone is nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks

[Coronary Parasite]

haha, my ring tone is nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks
my ring tone for my ex was fob's where is your boy, at least that didn't ring. that would have made things really odd. haha

[Stereo Therapy]

fuckin' retro. i wasn't even on ap back when this thread started but it was on my birthday 2 years ago. thanks guys!

[Tony Pascarella]

I'd answer this if I regularly got any. But I don't, so there's no point. I hooked up to Copeland and Acceptance, but that wasn't strange because it was at a show.

[elemenohpe]

I'd answer this if I regularly got any. But I don't, so there's no point. I hooked up to Copeland and Acceptance, but that wasn't strange because it was at a show.

werewolves never get laid.

[Tony Pascarella]

werewolves never get laid.

Haha. I'm making a poll about my facial hair in the near future. Maybe now because I'm bored.

[btbam > you]

i've had sex to btbam - mordecai. it was hard to keep up.

[elemenohpe]

i've had sex to btbam - mordecai. it was hard to keep up.

maybe for the first 2 minutes but after that, it's smooth sailing.

[btbam > you]

maybe for the first 2 minutes but after that, it's smooth sailing.


yea, but the blast beat part killed me.

[elemenohpe]

yea, but the blast beat part killed me.

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exactly.