All you Patrick Ewing nut hangers...

[Caleb Cattivera]

you can find the article about patrick ewing's teams playing better when he wasn't in the lineup here (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/print?id=1193711&type=package).

[mat1419]

haha...Simmons loves that theory.

[Caleb Cattivera]

haha...Simmons loves that theory.

its actually brillieant. i've never been a patrick ewing fan and agree 100% with this theory.

[mat1419]

here's more (or more of the same) on it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewing_Theory

[mat1419]

also, a real time example to test it against, Simmons says the "2006 Philadelphia Eagles absolutely REEK of Ewing Theory". how the birds do this year could support or destroy the theory.

[Spicoli hey bud]

haha, like I said the Mattingly theory is another one of their examples.

[make_this_hurt]

I hate Ewing... he traveled every single time he touched the ball.

[mikeford]

The Knicks suck.

[Spicoli hey bud]

From what the strippers in many cities across the country say, those are some big nuts to be hanging from.

[ThatGuy]

yeah, a-rod and manning are classic modern examples of the ewing theory. ever since reading this 4 years ago, i have been a huge proponent of it.

caleb, thank you for bringing it to light

[The Matt Kaufman]

I guess its a good deal..although they dont talk about the knicks in 94 thriving without him..only 99 when Ewing was out of his prime.