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FishAlotNBePunk
06/10/03, 06:53 PM
wow she is fucking hot. I think she wants to give me a blowjob.
chickmagnet2385
06/10/03, 06:54 PM
she does, and so does my mom
ntb60
06/10/03, 06:54 PM
Yeah but too bad shes awful
EmoMoose86
06/10/03, 07:12 PM
THIS IS A 44 CALIBER LOVE LETTER STRAIGHT FROM MY HEART... GHJALEGG GHNNNNAR KILL!
Greg
06/11/03, 05:14 AM
i want a blow job from Jewel....
suckerpunch_
06/11/03, 05:15 AM
i dont know dude her teeth mest up, and that might hurt
Greg
06/11/03, 05:25 AM
well then...


if her teeth are messed up maybe i will pass on that blow job.
.&$
06/11/03, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by Greg
well then...


if her teeth are messed up maybe i will pass on that blow job.

no she got them fixed. she is now 100% gorgeous! but she getting boned by that fucker owen wilson, that crooked nosed bastard.
Greg
06/11/03, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by .&$
no she got them fixed. she is now 100% gorgeous! but she getting boned by that fucker owen wilson, that crooked nosed bastard.

well then. i would indeed like blow job from Jewel.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/11/03, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by Greg
i want a blow job from Jewel....

you want a blow job from anything that walks on 2 legs and has boobs.
Greg
06/11/03, 08:21 AM
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
you want a blow job from anything that walks on 2 legs and has boobs.

well yea pretty much for the most part. but what guy doesn't?
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/11/03, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by Greg
well yea pretty much for the most part. but what guy doesn't?

i'd take a blowjob from alot of girls, but they have to be mildly attractive, otherwise it ruins the whole sensation.
devin
06/11/03, 08:23 AM
What the fuck are you guys talking about? It doesn't matter how her teeth are, she's not using them for a hummer.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/11/03, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by devin
What the fuck are you guys talking about? It doesn't matter how her teeth are, she's not using them for a hummer.

i was just about to post that.....the tongue is whats used for dome, not the teeth...they dont bite it...they caress it.
wild_goose
06/11/03, 04:05 PM
jewel makes me sad..
i used to like her a lot back in the "peices of you" days. "you were meant for me" was the first song i learned on my guitar. but now shes just a pile of crap. what'd she do to herself?!
iglooXcore
06/11/03, 04:22 PM
i was really into 'who will save your soul?' back in...6th or 7th grade. other than that, i cant say jewel is any good.
BrandNewRock05
06/12/03, 05:13 AM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
wow she is fucking hot. I think she wants to give me a blowjob.
dude i saw the re-run of that on Comedy Central and I almost blew a hole through the TV screen
tmlfan
06/12/03, 05:17 AM
i actually watched her music video the other day i was like wow this sucks and i didn't know who it was i was watching cause she was hot umm no boredum sux
theused_FSF
06/12/03, 05:59 AM
Originally posted by wild_goose
jewel makes me sad..
i used to like her a lot back in the "peices of you" days. "you were meant for me" was the first song i learned on my guitar. but now shes just a pile of crap. what'd she do to herself?!


heroine
chickmagnet2385
06/12/03, 06:22 AM
dude, I just noticed it a few days ago, but my g/f kinda looks like Jewel
Greg
06/12/03, 06:30 AM
Originally posted by chickmagnet2385
dude, I just noticed it a few days ago, but my g/f kinda looks like Jewel


i realized i don't have a girlfriend
Suprhatch614
06/12/03, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
you want a blow job from anything that walks on 2 legs and has boobs.


What about a fat dude? that'd be kinda creepy, but i guess i could get into that
Suprhatch614
06/12/03, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by .&$
no she got them fixed. she is now 100% gorgeous! but she getting boned by that fucker owen wilson, that crooked nosed bastard.

She's not dating that guy...she's married to some guy who's a cowboy...he's like the number one ranked bull rider in the country...i saw it on wh1 like a month ago
EastCoastPunk
06/12/03, 01:56 PM
so fuckin hot dude
xAlkaline Trio
06/13/03, 02:56 AM
stern said she was pretty fucked up naked
kevin
06/13/03, 03:17 AM
Originally posted by Greg
i realized i don't have a girlfriend

Not to be an ass, but you need to stop complaining about not having a girlfriend and how much your life sucks. It gets pretty repetitive.
Greg
06/13/03, 03:29 AM
Originally posted by kmtpw21
Not to be an ass, but you need to stop complaining about not having a girlfriend and how much your life sucks. It gets pretty repetitive.

yea, i know.