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So I had to do 40 hours of community service to graduate from my high school. The summer before junior year I volunteered at the senior center in my town. It was cool work, mostly did some gardening and helped to set up for parties.
Well, being surrounded by the elderly, it was nice to hang out with my 27 year old supervisor during breaks. Especially since I got credit for volunteering during the hours we would talk. Well, throughout the summer, she would ask me to come in later, or stay after closing to set up for the parties. She would always introduce me to the postman or other people as her boyfriend, but I didn't think much of it.
Eventually, she started to talk to me about more personal things. She'd ask me about girlfriends and sexual experiences and share hers too. I still didn't feel too awkward during these, even when she would joke that she wanted to lock the door and throw me on her desk. I guess I was kind of flattered. Well, that sure did change quick. One day we had one of our conversations, and she told me that she was going out on a date that night. You can imagine I was relieved, so I felt ok talking about sex with her still.
The next talk went like this:
Her- Remember the other day when you were in the office?
Me- Yes.
Her- Well you just smelled so good and looked really hot.
Me- Um thanks
Her- So before my date I had to rush home and rub one out.
Me- Heh, umm...heh...um...I have to go now
She invited me over to her house several times and asked me on dates, insisting she would pay. She told me that sex would be better with her because she was experienced. She was dead serious about all of this. Did I go for it? No, I avoided her like the plague and only went in on days she wasn't there.
I know this was long, but some people may find it entertaining. It's funny how a story from 3 years ago pops into my head while shaving.
cheez mastah
06/11/03, 07:41 AM
was she hot? if so, you should have taken that shit.
For a 16 year old, she was definitely doable. I was just a little weirded out. I mean, she was 11 years older and my supervisor. I guess I was sexually harassed by an employee of the state of NJ. I probably could have sued and gotten plenty of cash. But hindsight is 20-20.
The Nephilm
06/11/03, 07:51 AM
you pussie. you should have hit it.
they get sweeter with age too...
More people on this forum need to tell stories, they're immensely entertaining
Much better than threads beginning with "i smell like poop"
i remember last night when someone showed me the link to angie's pic. then i creamed my pants.:eek:
Has this ever happened to anyone else? It's kind of in the same vein as Devin's story
You're at a party, or the bar, or just hanging out with friends, and you're spending time with a girl, any girl.
You talk to her for most of the night, having a good time, some casual flirting, etc etc. You think nothing of it.
You leave, and then you realize..."she wanted to hook up with me"
The opportunity never really arises again, and you end up kicking yourself in the ass for months afterwards.
I swear this happens to me all the time, I think I have fucked up social radar or something.
I've had one of those Ronin. I actually had a middle school story like that. We were sat alphabetically in English class, and there was a girl right behind me. Well, all year I kept noticing her feet under my chair. I thought, hmm maybe she just likes stretching her legs. And she would always laugh at my jokes regardless of whether they were funny. So I was like, hmm, maybe she just laughs at anything. And at our commencement dance she kept coming up to me, and I was like, well I don't remember. But my friends pointed this out to me later on. I was upset cause I had liked the girl for a while. She was really smart and an awesome athlete. We would have had wonderful children.
that sucks you guys. at least you missed a chance. i never get a chance period. so yea whatever.
Originally posted by devin
I've had one of those Ronin. I actually had a middle school story like that. We were sat alphabetically in English class, and there was a girl right behind me. Well, all year I kept noticing her feet under my chair. I thought, hmm maybe she just likes stretching her legs. And she would always laugh at my jokes regardless of whether they were funny. So I was like, hmm, maybe she just laughs at anything. And at our commencement dance she kept coming up to me, and I was like, well I don't remember. But my friends pointed this out to me later on. I was upset cause I had liked the girl for a while. She was really smart and an awesome athlete. We would have had wonderful children.
Here's to missed opportunities
Jim Morgan
06/11/03, 08:22 AM
damn devin i would have tapped that bro
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/11/03, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by Greg
that sucks you guys. at least you missed a chance. i never get a chance period. so yea whatever.
the return of Emo Greg????
and to devin....you shoulda hit it.
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
the return of Emo Greg????
NO NEVER
Jim Morgan
06/11/03, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by Greg
NO NEVER
uh uh i think its comin back
j
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/11/03, 08:30 AM
Originally posted by JimNFG
uh uh i think its comin back
j
me too, the whining about girls is quite prevalent again.
Dan better watch his ass. Greg is coming back strong. And yes Greg, I've missed way more opportunities than you will ever have.
Jim Morgan
06/11/03, 08:31 AM
you could have stuck it in her pooter man
and if she wasnt that bad, it would have been well worth it..
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/11/03, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by JimNFG
you could have stuck it in her pooter man
and if she wasnt that bad, it would have been well worth it..
hahaha, you said pooter.
Originally posted by devin
Dan better watch his ass. Greg is coming back strong.
noooooooooooooooo!
Jim Morgan
06/11/03, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
hahaha, you said pooter.
sweet word aint it?
FishAlotNBePunk
06/11/03, 08:46 AM
pooter hehe
kidinthecorner
06/11/03, 10:03 AM
Well I dunno if this counts, but I was drunk at a dance, but the next day all my friends were telling me this hot girl was trying to dance with me and i pushed her out of the way, and she kept trying and i just sat there.
Originally posted by Ronin
Here's to missed opportunities
Yea, I know a bit about that...
Ah shit, the emo in me is coming out
NetNerdsRevenge
06/11/03, 05:33 PM
haha. I was at my friends party and i was talking with this girl and we were getting along fine and out of no where she was like. "I like to go down" and without thinking i said "thats nice" and walked away. It didnt hit me to later that night.....damn
DriveTBSthru
06/13/03, 03:54 AM
yea i have the worst fucking memory.
Originally posted by NetNerdsRevenge
haha. I was at my friends party and i was talking with this girl and we were getting along fine and out of no where she was like. "I like to go down" and without thinking i said "thats nice" and walked away. It didnt hit me to later that night.....damn
that sucks dude
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