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Ronin gave me an idea last night. We all have our ways to rate women, be it a number, grade, or number of drinks before we'd band her. Well, Ronin suggested rating women based on the popular Parker Brothers' board game Monopoly. Example:
Ronin: Andrea's pretty hot.
Devin: Yeah, she's definitely Boardwalk.
Ronin: With a couple houses too.
Pat: Yo, Devin's mom is a MILF.
Bill: She's a Marvin Gardens.
I haven't figured out how to work in railroads, utilities, house, and the other spaces on the board. Any suggestions would be appreciated.
asubtledaggerx
06/12/03, 07:44 AM
I have no ideas for you. but thats a very cool rating system.
Suprhatch614
06/12/03, 08:05 AM
has anyone here actually finished an entire game of monopoly...I don't know a single person that has ever played that until someone owned everything....when I played we never even got to apartments...that was so gay...i hate monopoly...faking F.oN. change their cd title...they are gay, that man with the hat and half of glasses on a rope, he's gay, getting out of jail for free is gay...I don't want to pay the water bill screw you bitch....do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars...what the shit is that...i'll you what that is...that's fucked up
Originally posted by devin
Ronin gave me an idea last night. We all have our ways to rate women, be it a number, grade, or number of drinks before we'd band her. Well, Ronin suggested rating women based on the popular Parker Brothers' board game Monopoly. Example:
Ronin: Andrea's pretty hot.
Devin: Yeah, she's definitely Boardwalk.
Ronin: With a couple houses too.
Pat: Yo, Devin's mom is a MILF.
Bill: She's a Marvin Gardens.
I haven't figured out how to work in railroads, utilities, house, and the other spaces on the board. Any suggestions would be appreciated.
Alright, here's my idea for rairoads, bear with me, it's weak
You know those girls that are moderately attractive by themselves, but if you saw them making out with other girls, they'd be smokin' hot?
Those are railroad girls. Kinda like
Devin: I dunno man, she's not that hot
Ronin: Think about it man, Imagine if you had her AND Reading Railroad
Devin: That'd be sweet
The more the merrier
kidinthecorner
06/12/03, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by Suprhatch614
has anyone here actually finished an entire game of monopoly...I don't know a single person that has ever played that until someone owned everything....when I played we never even got to apartments...that was so gay...i hate monopoly...faking F.oN. change their cd title...they are gay, that man with the hat and half of glasses on a rope, he's gay, getting out of jail for free is gay...I don't want to pay the water bill screw you bitch....do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars...what the shit is that...i'll you what that is...that's fucked up That was the funniest fucking post I've read in a while.
Ahahaha- "what the shit is that" haahahaa...
Jim Morgan
06/12/03, 08:23 AM
creative :)
theused_FSF
06/12/03, 08:28 AM
nice system, though i am not a fan of monopoly, but i do like the mcdonalds monopoly game
Originally posted by Ronin
Alright, here's my idea for rairoads, bear with me, it's weak
You know those girls that are moderately attractive by themselves, but if you saw them making out with other girls, they'd be smokin' hot?
Those are railroad girls. Kinda like
Devin: I dunno man, she's not that hot
Ronin: Think about it man, Imagine if you had her AND Reading Railroad
Devin: That'd be sweet
The more the merrier
Interesting idea. I was think abou the utilites. Like, you pay based on the roll, so it's kind of random. I think that could be like a chick who you think may be hot, but it could be the makeup or lighting. Like, you may get her home and she's a tranny whore. Go to jail is definitely when you have to be the wingman. Free parking is like a friend who'll give you sex no strings attached.
Ronin: Are you and Amy dating?
Devin: Strictly free parking man.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/12/03, 09:35 AM
devin & ronin = geniouses
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
devin & ronin = geniouses
MaybeOneDay
06/12/03, 09:45 AM
deffinately a sweet rating system boys! nice work!
PatHeTic_PUnK
06/12/03, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by devin
Ronin gave me an idea last night. We all have our ways to rate women, be it a number, grade, or number of drinks before we'd band her. Well, Ronin suggested rating women based on the popular Parker Brothers' board game Monopoly. Example:
Ronin: Andrea's pretty hot.
Devin: Yeah, she's definitely Boardwalk.
Ronin: With a couple houses too.
Pat: Yo, Devin's mom is a MILF.
Bill: She's a Marvin Gardens.
I haven't figured out how to work in railroads, utilities, house, and the other spaces on the board. Any suggestions would be appreciated.
I would have railroads being like busted like...
Ronin: LOok at that girl...
Devin: Eww shes definately a railroad gross.
Ronin: ALL THE RAILROADS if you ask me...
and then utilities like the water one would deal with wetness and the light with hottness and uhh what others are there?
papathomas
06/12/03, 11:48 AM
what about the community chest?
ronin: what about ______?
devin: dude everyone has gotten to draw a card from her
ronin: yea shes the community chest
the railroads should be the gross girls because railroads are dirty and hobos sleepin boxcars ect ect. the utilities should be hot girls go then we get she shit like "shes generating electricity in my pants"(power plant)
Ok, I'm adopting the community chest as a slut. Also, chance will a friend someone tries to hook you up with, because you don't know what you're getting into. Luxury tax is just a gold-digging bitch. More ideas are still welcome.
unoriginal
06/12/03, 12:16 PM
Can't income tax be hookers since you have to pay $200 everytime you hit it.
just an idea...
Originally posted by unoriginal
Can't income tax be hookers since you have to pay $200 everytime you hit it.
just an idea...
I like how you think, missy.
FishAlotNBePunk
06/12/03, 12:21 PM
your mom's a roller coaster and i'd ride her over and over again until i puked.
iglooXcore
06/12/03, 12:26 PM
very clever idea boys! i'm likin' it so far.
on and on we go
06/12/03, 12:37 PM
i guess a monopoly could be a sure thing
ronin: she's a pensillvania ave.
devin: no way. i got a monopoly on that one.
ronin: damn bitch share the wealth.
BustaNutz
06/12/03, 12:38 PM
I got ya on the railroads, if a chick is kind of a skank she's a railroad, because they railroad gets around, and so does she, plus just like theres one railroad on each side of the board theres one of thsoe chicks on every street, in every apartment complex and at every club... no? ok then, I'm done...
Originally posted by devin
I like how you think, missy.
Look what we've created
Everyone is catching on quickly, I love the new ideas
AtTheDriveIn.
06/12/03, 02:16 PM
i think all the ugly ones should be like, jail
"eww look at her shes so fucking ugly"
"yeah definately a go to jail do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars chick"
Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
i think all the ugly ones should be like, jail
"eww look at her shes so fucking ugly"
"yeah definately a go to jail do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars chick"
That's kind of what I was thinking of. Like, when you get stuck talking to an ugly chick. Boy does that suck.
AtTheDriveIn.
06/12/03, 02:27 PM
and the hotels can be like reeeeallllly reeeealllllyyy hot chicks/guys.
Ronin: How are things going with you and Kay?
Devin: Really good, I just got a monopoly.
Ronin: Sweet, you build any houses yet?
Devin: You know it dude, I'll be putting up hotels this weekend if all goes as planned.
Ronin: You sir, are a God among men.
AtTheDriveIn.
06/12/03, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by devin
Ronin: How are things going with you and Kay?
Devin: Really good, I just got a monopoly.
Ronin: Sweet, you build any houses yet?
Devin: You know it dude, I'll be putting up hotels this weekend if all goes as planned.
Ronin: You sir, are a God among men.
hahahaha
Originally posted by devin
Ronin: How are things going with you and Kay?
Devin: Really good, I just got a monopoly.
Ronin: Sweet, you build any houses yet?
Devin: You know it dude, I'll be putting up hotels this weekend if all goes as planned.
Ronin: You sir, are a God among men.
Haha, stop using the analogy to praise yourself dude.
I still like the idea of jail as being the wingman
Because when you're the wingman, you're definitely not getting anything good out of the deal
Ronin: Dude, I need you to be my wingman tonight
Devin: Aw man, I wanted to pick up some property tonight
Ronin: Sorry dude, I really need the help
Devin: Fine, I won't pass Go, I won't collect 200 dollars, I won't get laid
On a side note, krazee korean is definitely oriental avenue
with a couple of houses no less
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/12/03, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Ronin
Haha, stop using the analogy to praise yourself dude.
I still like the idea of jail as being the wingman
Because when you're the wingman, you're definitely not getting anything good out of the deal
Ronin: Dude, I need you to be my wingman tonight
Devin: Aw man, I wanted to pick up some property tonight
Ronin: Sorry dude, I really need the help
Devin: Fine, I won't pass Go, I won't collect 200 dollars, I won't get laid
On a side note, krazee korean is definitely oriental avenue
with a couple of houses no less
being the wingman's gotta suck...but hey, take one for the team.
*logs on to Kazaa Lite to watch the Wingman commercial*
NetNerdsRevenge
06/12/03, 03:42 PM
Ronin and devin are gods.....*bows down*
BustaNutz
06/12/03, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by NetNerdsRevenge
Ronin and devin are gods.....*bows down*
This groveling sickens me... :mad:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by BustaNutz
This groveling sickens me... :mad: [/QUOTE
Check out my sig...the people have spoken
Makes me feel all warm and nice inside
BustaNutz
06/12/03, 03:51 PM
'Dis is Boolshit, I am on 'dis forum for many months and I have two praises, you are on 'dis forum for week, and have tree, I kill you and yore dog!
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/12/03, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by BustaNutz
'Dis is Boolshit, I am on 'dis forum for many months and I have two praises, you are on 'dis forum for week, and have tree, I kill you and yore dog!
haha, pat's pakistani...but still funny.
iglooXcore
06/12/03, 05:06 PM
don't worry pat! you're contributions to the monopoly plan have been good also.... :: praises you::
Originally posted by tsunamiglory
don't worry pat! you're contributions to the monopoly plan have been good also.... :: praises you::
Don't praise pat, we're trying to give him a complex
kidinthecorner
06/12/03, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
being the wingman's gotta suck...but hey, take one for the team.
*logs on to Kazaa Lite to watch the Wingman commercial* That really is a great commercial.
Originally posted by kidinthecorner
That really is a great commercial.
which one?
iglooXcore
06/12/03, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by Ronin
Don't praise pat, we're trying to give him a complex
oops! sorry pat ::denies praise:: ;)
Wow, we're getting a lot of love for this. I agree that jail should revert to being the wingman. I really like all of this grovelling. Pat deserves credit, just not for this. It was mentioned by Ronin, and I fleshed it out. Pat was too emü to stay up til 3.
iglooXcore
06/12/03, 05:47 PM
hahaha.... nice group effort
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