worst accident

[asubtledaggerx]

Today I was just thinking about how accident prone I am and how many very painful things have happened to me. So what's the worse broken bone/accident thats happened to you? Me..I have quite a few

1.I got my head kicked open in a pit
2.I fell off riding and then I got ran over by the horse(it was funny if I do say so myself)
3.I broke 3 bones in 1 year
4.I fell into an electric fence

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
4.I fell into an electric fence

hahah

classic

[on and on we go]

wow. i must say that beats my day of wanking my cock to hard.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

you must be a real big idiot.

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
you must be a real big idiot.

not really. I didn't exactly ask to get my head kicked open. Ijust have very bad luck.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

i got kicked in the head/eye by a crowd surfer and cracked the bone right under my eyebrow
i broke my right index finger when it got caught between mine and some other guys facemask, then rebroke it 2 weeks later in a fight with my little brother, it now bends to the right.

thats all i broke.

[cheez mastah]

one time i broke my eardrum with a pencil

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
i got kicked in the head/eye by a crowd surfer and cracked the bone right under my eyebrow
i broke my right index finger when it got caught between mine and some other guys facemask, then rebroke it 2 weeks later in a fight with my little brother, it now bends to the right.

thats all i broke.

dont forget your penis when you were fucking yourself in the ass.

it went SNAP!

[papathomas]

i got hit by a car when going jo jump a ramp in the alley on my bike. luckily, i have bones of steel though (thank you soy milk:D ) and had a sprang ankle for 4 days. also the car was only going about 20.

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by cheez mastah
one time i broke my eardrum with a pencil

hahaha

wait...

why the fuck were you sticking a pencil in your ear?

This girl I know got a dime stuck up her nose. what an idiot.

[lollirot]

I dunno if this counts...I was playing tag with my friend and accidently pushed her into a grill. She went to the hospital and had to wear these weird gloves for a while. This was long ago.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
dont forget your penis when you were fucking yourself in the ass.

it went SNAP!

i dont remember that.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
i dont remember that.

you fell over screaming and knocked yourself out on the table.

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by lollirot
I dunno if this counts...I was playing tag with my friend and accidently pushed her into a grill. She went to the hospital and had to wear these weird gloves for a while. This was long ago.

thats really funny. haha.


OH that made me remember the time my friend Leight set me on fire with a burning marshmellow. that was to cool.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
you fell over screaming and knocked yourself out on the table.

i thought it was YOU that did that!

[wasted]

when i was like two i busted my chin open because i fell while running with my hands in my pockets.

last year i was moving the seat back in my step dad's truck and i rolled it over my toe. that's the most painful thing i've ever done.

a few years ago i was doing something on my bike and i fell off of it and fucked up my elbow. i had to go to the hospital and get stitches.

there's much more.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
i thought it was YOU that did that!

nope it was you.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

well if stitches count, then when i was 2, i tripped on a step, fell forward and put a rusty nail through my upper lip. 9 stitches. 5 outside, 4 inside.

[lollirot]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
well if stitches count, then when i was 2, i tripped on a step, fell forward and put a rusty nail through my upper lip. 9 stitches. 5 outside, 4 inside.


ouch

[papathomas]

oh yea one time when i was like 2 i fell off one of those huge slides, like 15-20 feet up, and cracked my skull. i don't know how i survived:confused:

[Ronin]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
Today I was just thinking about how accident prone I am and how many very painful things have happened to me. So what's the worse broken bone/accident thats happened to you? Me..I have quite a few

1.I got my head kicked open in a pit
2.I fell off riding and then I got ran over by the horse(it was funny if I do say so myself)
3.I broke 3 bones in 1 year
4.I fell into an electric fence

If Darwin was right, you'll be dead by your early 20's

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by Ronin
If Darwin was right, you'll be dead by your early 20's
hahahahaha! Ronin you rock.

[BustaNutz]

This is just funny, me and a few friends (yes there were girls there as I tend to frown upon the sausage fest) got together at my friend Andy's house and we started drinking. Well we all got pretty fucked up and and fell asleep. I wake up the next morning at 6am and as I'm laying there on the floor, I realize that we have managed to leave the bottles on the floor of Andy's basement and in the garage, and Andy's parents will be getting home at like 10. So I get up (I'm in just my boxers) and gather up the bottles (these are smirnoff bottles) and take them out across the street to dump in the pond. Well I manage to do so but upon turning around I see Andy's neighbor, a strange looking man with a lot of girth and a moustache, reminded me a bit of Super Mario just minues the overalls and Italian heritage. Well he stares at me for a bit, and then finally breaks the akwardness by waving. Well I wave to and as I'm waving my jimmy pops out of my drawers... At 6am with a headache I didn't care but to this day I can't look that guy in the face...

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
hahahahaha! Ronin you rock.

Ronin and Devin are easily the best people to join the boards since i got here.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
This is just funny, me and a few friends (yes there were girls there as I tend to frown upon the sausage fest) got together at my friend Andy's house and we started drinking. Well we all got pretty fucked up and and fell asleep. I wake up the next morning at 6am and as I'm laying there on the floor, I realize that we have managed to leave the bottles on the floor of Andy's basement and in the garage, and Andy's parents will be getting home at like 10. So I get up (I'm in just my boxers) and gather up the bottles (these are smirnoff bottles) and take them out across the street to dump in the pond. Well I manage to do so but upon turning around I see Andy's neighbor, a strange looking man with a lot of girth and a moustache, reminded me a bit of Super Mario just minues the overalls and Italian heritage. Well he stares at me for a bit, and then finally breaks the akwardness by waving. Well I wave to and as I'm waving my jimmy pops out of my drawers... At 6am with a headache I didn't care but to this day I can't look that guy in the face...
haha aw man. that is the worst.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
This is just funny, me and a few friends (yes there were girls there as I tend to frown upon the sausage fest) got together at my friend Andy's house and we started drinking. Well we all got pretty fucked up and and fell asleep. I wake up the next morning at 6am and as I'm laying there on the floor, I realize that we have managed to leave the bottles on the floor of Andy's basement and in the garage, and Andy's parents will be getting home at like 10. So I get up (I'm in just my boxers) and gather up the bottles (these are smirnoff bottles) and take them out across the street to dump in the pond. Well I manage to do so but upon turning around I see Andy's neighbor, a strange looking man with a lot of girth and a moustache, reminded me a bit of Super Mario just minues the overalls and Italian heritage. Well he stares at me for a bit, and then finally breaks the akwardness by waving. Well I wave to and as I'm waving my jimmy pops out of my drawers... At 6am with a headache I didn't care but to this day I can't look that guy in the face...

haha, thats great man. you said sausage fest...hahaha..oh yea. so you have the problem with it falling out all the time too? i guess thats what happens when you are large in the pants.

[papathomas]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
This is just funny, me and a few friends (yes there were girls there as I tend to frown upon the sausage fest) got together at my friend Andy's house and we started drinking. Well we all got pretty fucked up and and fell asleep. I wake up the next morning at 6am and as I'm laying there on the floor, I realize that we have managed to leave the bottles on the floor of Andy's basement and in the garage, and Andy's parents will be getting home at like 10. So I get up (I'm in just my boxers) and gather up the bottles (these are smirnoff bottles) and take them out across the street to dump in the pond. Well I manage to do so but upon turning around I see Andy's neighbor, a strange looking man with a lot of girth and a moustache, reminded me a bit of Super Mario just minues the overalls and Italian heritage. Well he stares at me for a bit, and then finally breaks the akwardness by waving. Well I wave to and as I'm waving my jimmy pops out of my drawers... At 6am with a headache I didn't care but to this day I can't look that guy in the face... wtf do you mean by girth??????????? littering in the pond is bad..........:mad:

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
Ronin and Devin are easily the best people to join the boards since i got here.

i think i like ronin better. alot.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
i think i like ronin better. alot.

The man has good taste, there's no arguing.

Don't think devin wouldn't kill you and your whole family if given the chance.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by Ronin
The man has good taste, there's no arguing.

Don't think devin wouldn't kill you and your whole family if given the chance.

hahahaha

[kidinthecorner]

Ok, here's my story. I was playing hockey and this little bitch took the puck, and I checked him. Since he weighed nothing, he went flying and I was getting a boarding penalty, so I touched the puck and the whistle blows. I'm about 5 ft from the boards. Then, seriously a good 5+ seconds after the whistle, I get crushed and I go backwards headfirst into the boards. My head hits and everything crunches down on my lower back and I'm knocked out cold.

About 20 minutes later I guess, I wake up on the ice with parametics over me and I can't move anything. I was paralyzed. I'm completely dazed, getting loaded onto a stretcher, then an ambulance, and I'm so scared because I can't move ANYTHING. I'm laying in the ER later and I hear, outside my little curtain thing, "He's going to be permanently paralyzed." So naturally, I think that's me, but thankfully it was some old guy next to me that fell or something, I dunno.

Anyways, I spend the next few hours lying there, slowly regaining feeling in my body, then movement. Scariest night of my life. I'd seriously rather be dead than paralyzed for life, it was terrible. Worst "feeling" ever is not having feeling.

Edit: O ya, and I still have back pain all the time, and recently I've had tingling feelings in my legs and I'm going back to my doctor soon to get it checked.

[sdpunkrock]

Originally posted by cheez mastah
one time i broke my eardrum with a pencil
hahha my sister did that w/ a pen

[chickmagnet2385]

I choked on a yellow crayon

[iglooXcore]

Originally posted by kidinthecorner
Ok, here's my story. I was playing hockey and this little bitch took the puck, and I checked him. Since he weighed nothing, he went flying and I was getting a boarding penalty, so I touched the puck and the whistle blows. I'm about 5 ft from the boards. Then, seriously a good 5+ seconds after the whistle, I get crushed and I go backwards headfirst into the boards. My head hits and everything crunches down on my lower back and I'm knocked out cold.

About 20 minutes later I guess, I wake up on the ice with parametics over me and I can't move anything. I was paralyzed. I'm completely dazed, getting loaded onto a stretcher, then an ambulance, and I'm so scared because I can't move ANYTHING. I'm laying in the ER later and I hear, outside my little curtain thing, "He's going to be permanently paralyzed." So naturally, I think that's me, but thankfully it was some old guy next to me that fell or something, I dunno.

Anyways, I spend the next few hours lying there, slowly regaining feeling in my body, then movement. Scariest night of my life. I'd seriously rather be dead than paralyzed for life, it was terrible. Worst "feeling" ever is not having feeling.

Edit: O ya, and I still have back pain all the time, and recently I've had tingling feelings in my legs and I'm going back to my doctor soon to get it checked.
ack! ow ow ow ow