View Full Version : Who is the most bad-ass?
re7ard1337
06/21/10, 08:16 PM
http://webspace.webring.com/people/te/epk2360/lion-o10.jpg
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sXpwTzq2J8o/STE9bYd-_vI/AAAAAAAAATs/T4oL9Mybaso/s400/splinter.gif
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http://everybodylovesraymond.files.wordpre ss.com/2009/10/optimus_prime.jpg
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http://www.rangergallery.com/cpg143/albums/userpics/10020/Red_Ranger_with_Dragon_Dagger___Shi eld.jpg
jwicklun
06/21/10, 08:27 PM
Splinter. The rodent is old as balls, and can still spare 1 on 1 with Shredder pretty well.
White Noise
06/21/10, 08:32 PM
No Yoda? Out of these I'm thinking Optimus.
phillycheese37
06/21/10, 09:43 PM
None of the other three have shit on Optimus. Second place is Splinter though.
introduction
06/22/10, 03:14 AM
come on guys, power rangers can transform into giant robots which would beat the shit out of Optimus.
xapplexpiex
06/22/10, 07:27 AM
optimus. then red ranger, then lion-o, then the stupid little rodent. hahaha.
CoheedForever
06/22/10, 08:40 AM
Splinter
OnaedInSpace
06/24/10, 04:38 AM
splinter is an ancient badass. He thought TURTLES how to fight. They said it wasn't possible, and he punched them all in their doubting faces. Yeah.
Obviously Splinter is most badass. Let's break it down, a guy wearing full body tights who has to fight with his friends do so any damange, bye Jason. A guy who looks like one of the members of the cast for Cats, see ya Lion-O, your cool name won't save you, and neither will Relient K. It comes down to Optimus and Splinter. Optimus being a huge truck who transforms into a huge robot wielding a mega huge gun is pretty bad ass, but it's expected. You can't be too bad ass when people see you coming miles away and take off before you get there. How do we know you're really bad ass? The movies you've been in have been sub par at best. You have no tormented past, and aren't capable of love. Which leaves Splinter, a wise old rat who learned martial arts by watching his master practice (bad ass). He was there for the torment and horror while watching master being slain. Becoming contaminated, he grew (bad ass), along with four turtles, and taught them martial arts (bad ass, and good parenting). He's capable of giving love, and even when chained up behind enemy lines can give advice to the enemy (super bad ass). He also makes funnies. Hands down... Splinter.
Obviously Splinter is most badass. Let's break it down, a guy wearing full body tights who has to fight with his friends do so any damange, bye Jason. A guy who looks like one of the members of the cast for Cats, see ya Lion-O, your cool name won't save you, and neither will Relient K. It comes down to Optimus and Splinter. Optimus being a huge truck who transforms into a huge robot wielding a mega huge gun is pretty bad ass, but it's expected. You can't be too bad ass when people see you coming miles away and take off before you get there. How do we know you're really bad ass? The movies you've been in have been sub par at best. You have no tormented past, and aren't capable of love. Which leaves Splinter, a wise old rat who learned martial arts by watching his master practice (bad ass). He was there for the torment and horror while watching master being slain. Becoming contaminated, he grew (bad ass), along with four turtles, and taught them martial arts (bad ass, and good parenting). He's capable of giving love, and even when chained up behind enemy lines can give advice to the enemy (super bad ass). He also makes funnies. Hands down... Splinter.
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New Found Nick
06/24/10, 08:35 AM
Obviously Splinter is most badass. Let's break it down, a guy wearing full body tights who has to fight with his friends do so any damange, bye Jason. A guy who looks like one of the members of the cast for Cats, see ya Lion-O, your cool name won't save you, and neither will Relient K. It comes down to Optimus and Splinter. Optimus being a huge truck who transforms into a huge robot wielding a mega huge gun is pretty bad ass, but it's expected. You can't be too bad ass when people see you coming miles away and take off before you get there. How do we know you're really bad ass? The movies you've been in have been sub par at best. You have no tormented past, and aren't capable of love. Which leaves Splinter, a wise old rat who learned martial arts by watching his master practice (bad ass). He was there for the torment and horror while watching master being slain. Becoming contaminated, he grew (bad ass), along with four turtles, and taught them martial arts (bad ass, and good parenting). He's capable of giving love, and even when chained up behind enemy lines can give advice to the enemy (super bad ass). He also makes funnies. Hands down... Splinter.
Couldn't of said it better myself.
1) Prime
2) Splinter
after that who gives a fuck
Optimus... this guy has a heart of gold but piss him off and/or fuck with his friends (robot or human) and you're fucked royally
Indoor Living
06/24/10, 02:33 PM
The green dude from Dragon Ball Z.
ayerock
06/24/10, 04:24 PM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/23/633734333876035410-redranger.jpg
xcloud66x
06/24/10, 05:00 PM
THUNDDDEERRRRCATTTSSSSS
lion-o no doubt
lonelysuperstar
06/24/10, 11:23 PM
Splinter wouldn't win if all 4 had a fight, but he's definitely the most "bad-ass".
abandonship
06/25/10, 07:04 AM
gotta be splinter
Alex DiVincenzo
06/25/10, 09:38 AM
http://lowposts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/splinter.jpg
brandon_260
06/25/10, 09:48 AM
Splinter, then the Red Power Ranger
re7ard1337
06/25/10, 11:14 AM
The green dude from Dragon Ball Z.
good call.
mymusicismylife
06/25/10, 08:53 PM
Definitley Splinter. I was raised on TMNT.
Obviously Splinter is most badass. Let's break it down, a guy wearing full body tights who has to fight with his friends do so any damange, bye Jason. A guy who looks like one of the members of the cast for Cats, see ya Lion-O, your cool name won't save you, and neither will Relient K. It comes down to Optimus and Splinter. Optimus being a huge truck who transforms into a huge robot wielding a mega huge gun is pretty bad ass, but it's expected. You can't be too bad ass when people see you coming miles away and take off before you get there. How do we know you're really bad ass? The movies you've been in have been sub par at best. You have no tormented past, and aren't capable of love. Which leaves Splinter, a wise old rat who learned martial arts by watching his master practice (bad ass). He was there for the torment and horror while watching master being slain. Becoming contaminated, he grew (bad ass), along with four turtles, and taught them martial arts (bad ass, and good parenting). He's capable of giving love, and even when chained up behind enemy lines can give advice to the enemy (super bad ass). He also makes funnies. Hands down... Splinter.
You make good points. But it's still Jason. They're the MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS! How is that not a point you brought up?
Toothache
06/27/10, 10:51 AM
splinter of course
BornUnderPunches
06/27/10, 10:58 AM
come on guys, power rangers can transform into giant robots which would beat the shit out of Optimus.
but that would require all 5 rangers. We're just talking about 1 guy who Optimus could beat the shit out of 1-on-1
You make good points. But it's still Jason. They're the MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS! How is that not a point you brought up?
Splinter is one being. The Rangers are five, and then a sixth because the powers of five still weren't strong enough.
dumhed01
06/27/10, 09:09 PM
I love Jason and Lion-O.. But they ain't no competition for the master.
Mandee, darling
06/27/10, 09:50 PM
Splinter.
Splinter is one being. The Rangers are five, and then a sixth because the powers of five still weren't strong enough.
Jason is still more badass. Splinter died. Did Jason die? No.
Jason is still more badass. Splinter died. Did Jason die? No.
You're really reaching now. Stop embarrassing yourself. I appaud the fight in you, but you'll learn you can't win them all eventually.
You're really reaching now. Stop embarrassing yourself. I appaud the fight in you, but you'll learn you can't win them all eventually.
I'm not really trying to win. I just had a serious Power Rangers obsession as a kid and since I heard they're being remastered for DVD I've been fanboying a little bit harder than usual :p
You know what that's like right? I'm not just being weird?
I'm not really trying to win. I just had a serious Power Rangers obsession as a kid and since I heard they're being remastered for DVD I've been fanboying a little bit harder than usual :p
You know what that's like right? I'm not just being weird?
Honestly, I used to dig me some Power Rangers when I was younger. I think I was like 9 or 10 years old. I don't remember anything except their names/colors and some guy's face (Zordon?) on a giant beam of light in their headquarters. I also remember a movie or something. My friend (who's my age) was nerding out and telling me about the new wave of rangers and how they wrapped up the Zordon storyline after season six or something. I don't know why he knows this stuff... he wins on the fanboy thing, you're safe haha.
about3fitty
06/29/10, 09:09 AM
splinter, obviously. he's mad sleeper. nobody would expect a rat to be able to fuck you up and them BAM you just got spilntered out of nowhere.
Steeeve Perry
06/30/10, 10:12 PM
Two things. First, I don't think of Jason as leader of the Power Rangers, I like to think of the as equal. Second, Splinter. By a mile. Weezer shoulda put him on their last album cover and called it Ratidude.
ABoyUnderOath90
07/04/10, 11:39 AM
A ninja rat. Need I say more?
fourletterword
07/04/10, 12:47 PM
Splinter
Deadbolt23
07/04/10, 12:53 PM
Splinter
muttley
07/04/10, 04:21 PM
Splinter.
spansen
07/04/10, 10:34 PM
the rat
Andy Young
07/05/10, 12:00 AM
Umm one is a huge fucking robot.
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