I'm Buying Jared and Gabe Each One for Christmas

[Melissa Johnson]

Ever heard of the saying "Feel the Music?" Well, now you actually can (http://www.ohmibod.com/)! (NSFW)

[Discord]

I think I can now officially say that I have seen it all...

[Joe DeAndrea]

Hahah oh boy..

[Troggy]

That's pretty creepy.

[Joe DeAndrea]

Q: Can I use OhMiBod in the car?
A: The simple answer is yes - but we don't recommend it (could be a bit distracting to your driving).

..Would anyone seriously ask that?

[LillieDesigns]

Stop being politically correct...you know that shit would be awesome if u were a girl.

[Pecan603]

I'm sure someone will buy it.

[Dness]

what the fuck

[fedhed7]

Imagine that shit with like BTBAM.

[12:46AM]

i usually hate it when people complain about what's posted here... but this is ridiculous.

[SwedishHeat]

Look at all these prudes, acting like that's not one of the most ingenious inventions ever.

I love the "Acsexories" section, that's hilarious.

[Jonathan Lally]

I'll take 5.

[yourneck]

Wow I would love this!

[Melissa Johnson]

Look at all these prudes, acting like that's not one of the most ingenious inventions ever.

I love the "Acsexories" section, that's hilarious.
It's funny as hell! And you know at least 3 of them are now secretly ordering themselves or their girlfriends one.

[Troy will Fall]

hahaha wow that is too much

[Melissa Johnson]

I'll take 5.
You would. :-P

[Blake Solomon]

i usually hate it when people complain about what's posted here... but this is ridiculous.


i agree, this is not newsworthy.

[C480RG]

all i can say, is that Benny Benassi's "Satisfaction" would have to be required on all ipods and playlists.

[Maxwell Edison]

Kinda rad...I must say.

[Melissa Johnson]

i agree, this is not newsworthy.
No one said it was. Hence the "funny" icon.

[Jonathan Lally]

You would. :-P

for your sister.

[Melissa Johnson]

for your sister.
I'm going to hold back from what I really, really want to say to this, because I know she reads the website.

[Blake Solomon]

No one said it was. Hence the "funny" icon.


Ah, i'll just keep my eyes open for the clown? icon to know what to skip over. Thanks for the heads up and keep up the good work.

[buttonsforeyes]

haha the silicon sleeve you can buy for it makes it even more hilarious, i might have to buy this for my girl for xmas

[Melissa Johnson]

haha the silicon sleeve you can buy for it makes it even more hilarious, i might have to buy this for my girl for xmas
The post has now served it's purpose. Guys everywhere have just now answered the age old "What do I get my girl for Christmas?" question.

[ParanoiAttack]

To be fair, this is a whole lot more newsworthy than every time a band gets shit stolen.

i wish i was a girl.

[Ruggiero2oo8]

people will now have to add a "masterbation mix" to their ipod playlists.

[screamoutmyname]

lol wtf

[Blake Solomon]

To be fair, this is a whole lot more newsworthy than every time a band gets shit stolen.

i wish i was a girl.


no, it isnt.

[Shaved Goat]

score

[Jonathan Lally]

I'm going to hold back from what I really, really want to say to this, because I know she reads the website.

tell her I say "hi!"

[ParanoiAttack]

no, it isnt.


is your favourite colour beige?
jesus man, get s ense of humour.

[ATDIdakota]

To be fair, this is a whole lot more newsworthy than every time a band gets shit stolen.

i wish i was a girl.


no you don't, you just wish sometimes you had what's between their legs and a huge set of tits to play with when your lonely.

im not talking down to you, i think every guy wishes that sometimes

[Shaved Goat]

is your favourite colour beige?
jesus man, get s ense of humour.

:thumbdwn: not funny

[Blake Solomon]

is your favourite colour beige?
jesus man, get s ense of humour.

my favorite color is egg white, bitch.

[Shaved Goat]

no you don't, you just wish sometimes you had what's between their legs and a huge set of tits to play with when your lonely.

im not talking down to you, i think every guy wishes that sometimes

hmmmmmmmmmmm

[The_New_Cancer]

That's really creepy.:-|

[Blake Solomon]

my last appearance in the news forum? probably.

[Shaved Goat]

my last appearance in the news forum? probably.

bye

[trash zoo]

I feel taken advantage of and I want my money back because this post is not music related IN ANY WAY arrarar

[Shaved Goat]

I feel taken advantage of and I want my money back because this post is not music related IN ANY WAY arrarar

are you retarded?

[fallout1819]

people will now have to add a "masterbation mix" to their ipod playlists.


haha.. this is one of the funniest things i've seen in a while. wonder how fast they'll sell.

[trash zoo]

are you retarded?

I dunno, a lot of retarded people don't understand sarcasm

[Shaved Goat]

I dunno, a lot of retarded people don't understand sarcasm

its kinda hard to get sarcasm over the internet. so i'm gonna take your response as a "yes"

[trash zoo]

its kinda hard to get sarcasm over the internet. so i'm gonna take your response as a "yes"

k dude<3

[notoaststereo]

hahah so silly

[Ailite]

I think a friend of mine would be thrilled if I bought her this.

[Shaved Goat]

k dude<3

i forgive you. but just so we're clear, were you also being sarcastic about it having nothing to do with music? because for all i know you might really be retarded and think that.

[secretninja]

fuck yeah

[ashton_kusher]

i guess jason wasnt satisfying MJ enough so she got curious and googled and came up with this product. this is prob the least newsworthy post ive ever seen on here ever.

[Shaved Goat]

i guess jason wasnt satisfying MJ enough so she got curious and googled and came up with this product. this is prob the least newsworthy post ive ever seen on here ever.

says the person whose profile name is ashton_kusher

[bluecrunchy]

Imagine that shit with like BTBAM.

haha i can't believe no one responded to this.

[XpunkXroutineX]

Imagine that shit with like BTBAM.


haha. or some grindcore playing on that thing. wow. what a time to be alive.

[Simulcast]

i guess jason wasnt satisfying MJ enough so she got curious and googled and came up with this product. this is prob the least newsworthy post ive ever seen on here ever.


Wow, you just signed a death warrant.

[ashton_kusher]

says the person whose profile name is ashton_kusher

yeah, KUSHer, not kutcher, its a play on words, trust me, its over your head so just dont think about it, its not about the celeb at all.

[ashton_kusher]

Wow, you just signed a death warrant.

someone had to say it. i guess i'm the only person on here that speaks their mind and doesnt care about the reprecussions and doesnt just try to be funny or witty like everyone else on here...

[Shaved Goat]

someone had to say it. i guess i'm the only person on here that speaks their mind and doesnt care about the reprecussions and doesnt just try to be funny or witty like everyone else on here...

i guess your m.o. is to be boring. and maybe a little bit :gay:

[Simulcast]

someone had to say it. i guess i'm the only person on here that speaks their mind and doesnt care about the reprecussions and doesnt just try to be funny or witty like everyone else on here...


I'm not saying anything negative about you. I'm just bracing you for the onslaught that Jason will deliver to you once he reads this. I dont like posts like this either, but what can you do? There is still a lot of good news on this site. It just sucks that we have to ecounter shit like this while getting to it.

[ashton_kusher]

i guess your m.o. is to be boring. and maybe a little bit :gay:

that made no fuckin sense whatsoever. ps. trainwreck sucked ass.

[Shaved Goat]

:gay:

[Shaved Goat]

that made no fuckin sense whatsoever.

you bore me

[ashton_kusher]

I'm not saying anything negative about you. I'm just bracing you for the onslaught that Jason will deliver to you once he reads this. I dont like posts like this either, but what can you do? There is still a lot of good news on this site. It just sucks that we have to ecounter shit like this while getting to it.

yeah, i agree, its sad this is the best "scene" website out there. i guess thats part of the reason why the scene is dying though.

[Kif]

Best iPod accessory evar.

You know if you were a girl you'd want to try that.

[Shaved Goat]

I'm not saying anything negative about you. I'm just bracing you for the onslaught that Jason will deliver to you once he reads this. I dont like posts like this either, but what can you do? There is still a lot of good news on this site. It just sucks that we have to ecounter shit like this while getting to it.

nobody made you read this

[Simulcast]

yeah, i agree, its sad this is the best "scene" website out there. i guess thats part of the reason why the scene is dying though.


I dont know about it being scene. I can see how it can seem that way, but they still report on bands like the deftones and others. Thankfully it allows us to voice our feelings on the news posts. In that way, we have some input.

[Simulcast]

nobody made you read this

I know, But i can still discuss it if I feel like it

[cahrishurr]

yeah, i agree, its sad this is the best "scene" website out there. i guess thats part of the reason why the scene is dying though.

and part of the reason you got an account and are blabbing off like a dumbass

[average_jane]

you all need to lighten up. they just posted it because it's funny. who cares if it's "newsworthy?" it takes, what? three seconds to read it? not like you're wasting a major part of your life on it.

[Shaved Goat]

I know, But i can still discuss it if I feel like it

i'm not saying you can't discuss it, i'm just saying you shouldn't complain about having certain things on a site when you don't have to look at them

[trash zoo]

i forgive you. but just so we're clear, were you also being sarcastic about it having nothing to do with music? because for all i know you might really be retarded and think that.

no I was mostly making fun of this guy
Ah, i'll just keep my eyes open for the clown? icon to know what to skip over. Thanks for the heads up and keep up the good work.

[Simulcast]

i'm not saying you can't discuss it, i'm just saying you shouldn't complain about having certain things on a site when you don't have to look at them

Why not? I'm part of this website community. And if I dont like something, I'll voice that. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. I haven't gotten angry or resorted to name calling. Im just giving an opinion.

[ATDIdakota]

yeah, i agree, its sad this is the best "scene" website out there. i guess thats part of the reason why the scene is dying though.

I'm just going to use you as an example. It's a bit hard to find music news all day, you think the mods of this site are on here 24/7? No, they have lives, even Jason and this is a huge part of his life. So, for you to say this is completely irrelavant is ludacris. Obviously it pertains to music in a sense. Sorry people can't post everytime something happens in music. I mean, what the hell, do you want to know every time Pete Wentz sneezes or rolls over in his sleep? This is humorous and it pertains to music so quit your bitching and if you don't like it read another site where you won't get a quarter of the news posted on here.

[ashton_kusher]

and part of the reason you got an account and are blabbing off like a dumbass

i said best. now go back to your hot pockets and high life...trailer trash?

[Shaved Goat]

no I was mostly making fun of this guy

aha! i skipped over that guys post

[Melissa Johnson]

i guess jason wasnt satisfying MJ enough so she got curious and googled and came up with this product. this is prob the least newsworthy post ive ever seen on here ever.
Or maybe I was on another website and found it and thought it was hilarious. Maybe you and nicklav or whatever the hell his user name is should block out the news I post or the "funny" and "stupid" icons, that way whenever you log on, you don't see them. But then, there'd be nothing left for you two to bitch at and you guys seem to love doing it since that's all I've seen either of you two do.
Pretty much everyone else saw the humor in this, maybe you two need to buy one and stick it up your ass. It'll relieve all that built-up anger and tension you two seem to have and maybe it'll help you both lighten up for once.

[Shaved Goat]

Or maybe I was on another website and found it and thought it was hilarious. Maybe you and nicklav or whatever the hell his user name is should block out the news I post or the "funny" and "stupid" icons, that way whenever you log on, you don't see them. But then, there'd be nothing left for you two to bitch at and you guys seem to love doing it since that's all I've seen either of you two do.
Pretty much everyone else saw the humor in this, maybe you two need to buy one and stick it up your ass and give yourself a release and lighten up for once.

pwned

[YourMusicSucks]

i usually hate it when people complain about what's posted here... but this is ridiculous.

This post made my day. Suck it.

I can't even see why anyone's bitching. This /does/ have to do with music.

[Jason Tate]

i usually hate it when people complain about what's posted here... but this is ridiculous.
It's music related. It's news. It's technology. What's not to love?

[Simulcast]

Or maybe I was on another website and found it and thought it was hilarious. Maybe you and nicklav or whatever the hell his user name is should block out the news I post or the "funny" and "stupid" icons, that way whenever you log on, you don't see them. But then, there'd be nothing left for you two to bitch at and you guys seem to love doing it since that's all I've seen either of you two do.
Pretty much everyone else saw the humor in this, maybe you two need to buy one and stick it up your ass. It'll relieve all that built-up anger and tension you two seem to have and maybe it'll help you both lighten up for once.


I'm not angry at all. I just dont like to read about vibrators. Sue me. You talk act as if everyone must find this funny. If you dont want to hear peoples opinions on things then you shouldnt allow people to post responses. Criticism isn't a bad thing. Its really easy to get defensive and rude and insulting, especially for you. You are no better than the people who insult you and your posts. I dont have anything against you personally. I dont know you, but im sure you are a good person. I just dont like to read about vibrators.

[Jason Tate]

I'm not angry at all. I just dont like to read about vibrators. Sue me. You talk act as if everyone must find this funny. If you dont want to hear peoples opinions on things then you shouldnt allow people to post responses. Criticism isn't a bad thing. Its really easy to get defensive and rude and insulting, especially for you. You are no better than the people who insult you and your posts. I dont have anything against you personally. I dont know you, but im sure you are a good person. I just dont like to read about vibrators.
Did you have to read about a vibrator? NO. You were warned that it was NSFW, and you still clicked the link, you made the decision.

[cahrishurr]

i said best. now go back to your hot pockets and high life...trailer trash?

but you still said its sad this is the best

try again, im a college student who drinks and i go to an expensive graphic design school...i hate nascar and wrestling as well as hunting and fishing
the hot pocket thing is a joke reference from Jim Gaffigan, looks like you lose again

looks like you got the stereotype wrong, thankyou dont come again mother fucker

[chokeychicken]

MJ would post this.

[Simulcast]

Did you have to read about a vibrator? NO. You were warned that it was NSFW, and you still clicked the link, you made the decision.


Oh come on. This is ridiculous. I like funny newsposts. I just didnt like this one. And it didnt say anything about it on the front. You made the decision to post the news. I replied. Its like you only want one response, one opinion about what is said. I can't discuss how i feel about a topic now? Thats one of the things that makes this site better than other news sites. The ability to disucss the news.

[Melissa Johnson]

MJ would post this.
You know I'd have to. :-D It's music related, yet stupid and inappropriate enough for me to post!

[Jason Tate]

Oh come on. This is ridiculous. I like funny newsposts. I just didnt like this one. And it didnt say anything about it on the front. You made the decision to post the news. I replied. Its like you only want one response, one opinion about what is said. I can't discuss how i feel about a topic now? Thats one of the things that makes this site better than other news sites. The ability to disucss the news.
It says "NSFW" - did you expect kittens and puppies? Come on.

You replied, I replied saying you're being uptight about a non-issue.

[ashton_kusher]

Or maybe I was on another website and found it and thought it was hilarious. Maybe you and nicklav or whatever the hell his user name is should block out the news I post or the "funny" and "stupid" icons, that way whenever you log on, you don't see them. But then, there'd be nothing left for you two to bitch at and you guys seem to love doing it since that's all I've seen either of you two do.
Pretty much everyone else saw the humor in this, maybe you two need to buy one and stick it up your ass. It'll relieve all that built-up anger and tension you two seem to have and maybe it'll help you both lighten up for once.

you appear to be the only one who is angry and filled with tension and needs to lighten up. go play with your vibrator...i'm sure you already ordered it and recieved it in the mail...

[Melissa Johnson]

you appear to be the only one who is angry and filled with tension and needs to lighten up. go play with your vibrator...i'm sure you already ordered it and recieved it in the mail...
Says the Notre Dame grad who's so bitter with his pointless life that he has to attempt to degrade others on a website that he bitches and complains about.

[Simulcast]

It says "NSFW" - did you expect kittens and puppies? Come on.

You replied, I replied saying you're being uptight about a non-issue.
If you interpret my speech as uptight, then whatever.

[Jason Tate]

you appear to be the only one who is angry and filled with tension and needs to lighten up. go play with your vibrator...i'm sure you already ordered it and recieved it in the mail...
It's sad that you actually think you're clever.

[fallout1819]

You know I'd have to. :-D It's music related, yet stupid and inappropriate enough for me to post!


i just wanna say that your stupid/funny posts are awesome and they always give me a laugh. if any douche on here wants to complain about them, do us all a favor and don't read them so we don't have to deal with your bitching.

[Jason Tate]

If you interpret my speech as uptight, then whatever.
Came across as "uptight" to me - sorry.

[Melissa Johnson]

i just wanna say that your stupid/funny posts are awesome and they always give me a laugh. if any douche on here wants to complain about them, do us all a favor and don't read them so we don't have to deal with your bitching.
People who don't like certain news posts can EASILY go into their account and block out which icons they don't want to see news labeled under. If they don't want to see things like this, then they should block out the "stupid" and "funny" icons. It's not that hard.

[fallout1819]

People who don't like certain news posts can EASILY go into their account and block out which icons they don't want to see news labeled under. If they don't want to see things like this, then they should block out the "stupid" and "funny" icons. It's not that hard.


yeah well there's stupid people all over the place who would rather bitch and complain about something than do something as simple as blocking an icon. unfortunatly smarter people like us have to deal with it.

[cahrishurr]

im really not seeing the problem with having this posted

ap isnt forcing you people to look at beastiality

[chaplan_drums]

but you still said its sad this is the best

try again, im a college student who drinks and i go to an expensive graphic design school...i hate nascar and wrestling as well as hunting and fishing
the hot pocket thing is a joke reference from Jim Gaffigan, looks like you lose again

looks like you got the stereotype wrong, thankyou dont come again mother fucker


saying you go to an EXPENSIVE school makes you sound like a dick, and the thank you dont come again made you seem like a complete idiot, cus it was lame. you suck

but jim gaffigan is funny, have you tried hot pocket hot pockets? taste just like a hot pocket.

[12:46AM]

No one said it was. Hence the "funny" icon.yet it was posted on the "news" page... hmm...

[explosion party]

i should be more careful when clicking on links on a big widescreen apple computer in the middle of a library surrounded by people.

it should come with dragonforce songs built in.

[concretedetail]

stocking stuffer!

[cahrishurr]

saying you go to an EXPENSIVE school makes you sound like a dick, and the thank you dont come again made you seem like a complete idiot, cus it was lame. you suck

but jim gaffigan is funny, have you tried hot pocket hot pockets? taste just like a hot pocket.

thats what i was going for...cause hes being a dick as well

good god come back with something that makes you seem smarter then if im an idiot
you gotta bring something to the table to combat what i said if you wanna make yourself look smarter

i dont care if you wanna repeat the gaffigan joke to me...stop it

[unwritten]

lol, I love it.

[Ryan Imhof]

holy shitt!

[*crying stars*]

bahahaha.

the creations that are sprouted from the human mind.

[Melissa Johnson]

yet it was posted on the "news" page... hmm...
No one said you had to read it.

[livethesounds]

sweet. now girls can make their favirote musician give them an orgasm!

[AbsentTruth]

lmfao

[Jason Tate]

sweet. now girls can make their favirote musician give them an orgasm!
It's the only way it'd happen with most of them ;)

[atticusfinch]

hahaha that's the coolest thing i've seen all day

[imirish06]

yeah i'd be ordering that if I were a girl.

[PaintMeBlue]

i should be more careful when clicking on links on a big widescreen apple computer in the middle of a library surrounded by people.

it should come with dragonforce songs built in.

hahahaha dragonforce...that would be amazing

[TheBaroness]

oh god, that's hilarious! ah the wonders of the human race.

[exthuse]

Heh I remember when this was on AP a year ago.

[falloutdrea19]

hahaha omg what will they think of next

[joz]

hahaha.oh dear

[B-rad]

This is funny, but makes me somewhat embaressed to be human.

[weworemasks]

yet it was posted on the "news" page... hmm...

hahaha, true. general forum.

[octoberskies]

Haha oh my..

[Ragnarok71]

lol thats funny shit

[InochiSagashi]

stocking stuffer!

Bahahaha. Yeah, pretty much.

[suchabratass]

Devilish..

Lmao

I wish i was the inventor of that genius shit!!

[Green Eyes]

i would totally buy one of these

[sweetforever]

what will they think of next?

[DroppedUrPocket]

It's like being gangbanged by the entire band while their playing music instead of just one member!

[Kill_the_radio]

wahaha this is funny... i would totally order this if i were a girl too...

[MattyD]

My college nieghbor would love this, she showed my her dildo collection one time...She had one called the fist it was scary..

[BtoTheRad]

yeah, i agree, its sad this is the best "scene" website out there. i guess thats part of the reason why the scene is dying though.

Blah blah the scene is dying, lets retread this weak arguement again because its totally not old.

But anyways combining 2 things people love masturbation and music is genius

[Beyondclarity]

All I can think about is playing a song guessing game...

See if your lady friend can guess what song shes being "rocked" to.

[ren]

All I can think about is playing a song guessing game...

See if your lady friend can guess what song shes being "rocked" to.

:lol: pure funny

[promiseoftrust]

i should be more careful when clicking on links on a big widescreen apple computer in the middle of a library surrounded by people.

it should come with dragonforce songs built in.

I definitely just bursted out laughing in the middle of a lecture class XD

good thing I was sitting in the back,

[Lehcar]

lol at the title of this thread

[HeartLikeAGun27]

Imagine that shit with like BTBAM.

Ha, how exciting.

[JohnnyG]

that was a very ammusing post. it def made me laugh my ass off

[crimsonXwedding]

oh christ.
this with grindcore.

[wtfemokid]

i should be more careful when clicking on links on a big widescreen apple computer in the middle of a library surrounded by people.

it should come with dragonforce songs built in.

lmao, that would probably be amazing.


and yeah, i want one of these.