Summer Beard vs Summer Mullet

[roughroads]

So, my buddy agreed that If i grow a dirty summer beard (not shave throughout the summer) he'd grow a mullet for the summer.
Now first I have to point out that the my buddy is 6 '6 with curly hair and it would be HILARIOUS to see him in a mullet, the problem lies in that it'd just just be for the summer and I don't know how dirty/awesome his mullet would get in such a time.
(NOTE: I'm aware of my beard growing abilities and after 2 months it wouldn't look awesome in the slightest, just dirty...)

what's your call on the situation?

[wall e]

Beard it up, sir.

[didwhat77times]

Mullets should be illegal.

[A7XXX]

Mullets don't look good on too many people. You should do the beard though

[zachff]

http://www.cims.nyu.edu/%7Eperkins/writtenF09/nike-just-do-it.jpg

[CoheedForever]

Go for it!!!

[re7ard1337]

http://images.halloweencostume.com/police-officer-mustache.jpg

[ChelseaRiane]

I love beared men

[spansen]

he's the one who'd be humiliated. go for it.

[Meeze]

absolutely grow the beard.

[the seventeenth]

Whatever floats your boat.

[xapplexpiex]

This is the stupidest idea I've ever heard in my life.

(I voted for option three :-))

[Theseventhson]

The dirtier the beard looks, the better. Go for it.

[AussieBoy]

or he could just throw his penis into a metal box, lock it up and throw away the key for all of summer while he looks like that

[tonighttonight0]

Absolutely, you and everyone else wins.

[mymusicismylife]

Mullets don't look good on any people. You should do the beard though

There we go. And go for it. Anything to humiliate a friend, and trying to grow facial hair may not look pretty, but it is understandable.

[pennie]

Yes you should.

[Neo Cassady]

I'm all about winter beards. Gets too hot in the summer. Mullets never.

[thesollopsist]

Beard it

[g319]

deff beard dude, i hope this is a dude.

[handlikesecret]

http://blog.pennlive.com/afterdark/2008/12/large_four-year-strong.jpg

Dan and Alan are very happy about that notion.

[fightinirish217]

I just love how you provided us with an option of "negative comment to OP." Just get it out of the way, I appreciate that.

[snowboarderkid]

Just grow the beard because in the end the Mullet will totally be worth it.

[bobsheiskawy]

it is your birthright as a male of the species to grow a beard.

[drevans18]

Mullets should be illegal.

You should be illegal. GOT 'EMMMM!

[Mandee, darling]

Why not?

[BoysNightOutie]

Shut the fuck up asshole.

[mantipede]

You should grow a beard regardless. And he should grow a mullet regardless.