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ForeverInADay
10/04/06, 06:41 PM
So my girlfriend and I just broke up, which pretty much really sucks. We were together for just over a year, and I can pretty much count the number of times we've faught on one hand (it was probably 2 or 3 times, max, with the first fight occuring on our one year).
I'm pretty much kind of bummed because we got along together really well.

With that said, some one better make me laugh or offer to have sex with me.

Commence.
Juliana101
10/04/06, 06:47 PM
I'll have sex with you.
Stereo Mike
10/04/06, 06:49 PM
How come you broke up then?
ForeverInADay
10/04/06, 06:52 PM
How come you broke up then?
Since our one year (which was basically a month ago), we've started drifting apart towards the friendship zone, and me being an amazing kid that I am, brought it up. I brought it up so that we could fix things, but instead...

So she just came back from her step dads moms funeral last night and calls me saying that she's been thinking about what I said and instead of fixing things, she decided to give up.
Stereo Mike
10/04/06, 06:58 PM
Since our one year (which was basically a month ago), we've started drifting apart towards the friendship zone, and me being an amazing kid that I am, brought it up. I brought it up so that we could fix things, but instead...

So she just came back from her step dads moms funeral last night and calls me saying that she's been thinking about what I said and instead of fixing things, she decided to give up.
Geez, that's gutting.

Chin up though man.
Juliana101
10/04/06, 07:22 PM
Yeah, you sound like a good guy, I hope the best for you.
ForeverInADay
10/04/06, 07:23 PM
What happened to the jokes? God damn.
ForeverInADay
10/04/06, 07:24 PM
Yeah, you sound like a good guy, I hope the best for you.
Thank you, internet sir.
ForeverInADay
10/04/06, 07:24 PM
Want n00dz?
hahaha Pft, not anymore.
ForeverInADay
10/04/06, 07:27 PM
Kay. I was feeling generous.
I changed my mind. haha
James Johnson
10/04/06, 07:37 PM
awww
ForeverInADay
10/04/06, 07:40 PM
I gave you the picture you missed lol
ahahahaha yayyyy!
MakeT0nightStay
10/06/06, 10:07 AM
Why would she just give up like that? I guess you drifted apart so much that she just didn't care anymore.
love_american_style
10/06/06, 10:13 AM
i'm really sorry to hear that.....break up's are always the worst especia;lly when you've been together for a while.

i'll try to come up w/ some jokes to make you feel better.
ForeverInADay
10/06/06, 11:10 AM
Why would she just give up like that? I guess you drifted apart so much that she just didn't care anymore.
Wow, thank you so much for the reassurance. hahahahaha
We just started drifting a month and a bit ago, and I pretty much only have myself to blame in a way.

Yeah, I don't know.
"Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a hoe, for sho."

I need some jokes.
love_american_style
10/06/06, 11:23 AM
why are women's feet shorter than mens?

so they can stand closer to the stove!
oldwirehands
10/06/06, 11:43 AM
Want n00dz?

I'd appreciate some.
ForeverInADay
10/06/06, 12:14 PM
why are women's feet shorter than mens?

so they can stand closer to the stove!
Hahahahahaha. I love it.
love_american_style
10/06/06, 12:23 PM
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
love_american_style
10/06/06, 12:25 PM
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
ForeverInADay
10/06/06, 01:55 PM
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

hahaha theres nothing quite like putting a woman down.
buysoap
10/06/06, 01:57 PM
i can make you laugh,

:shenlong:
ForeverInADay
10/06/06, 02:14 PM
i can make you laugh,

:shenlong:
hahaha that only made me laugh because you said "I can make you laugh" hahahaha
buysoap
10/06/06, 02:18 PM
hahaha that only made me laugh because you said "I can make you laugh" hahahaha


i just dug up these gundam models i built in 8th grade, i'm going to try and take pictures and animate my shenlong model....
trancedsailor
10/06/06, 03:32 PM
gundam wing kicks ass.
the midas touch
10/20/06, 10:26 AM
http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ab/Wrong.gif

If she does it wrong, drown the bitch.
kAitY-PaNiC
10/20/06, 04:17 PM
hey i'll sleep w/ ya if it makes ya feel any better JK
BridgesFolly
10/21/06, 12:12 PM
im sorry about your break up, i went through the same thing about 5 months ago. We werent drifting apart, we were just driving eachother crazy.