i have to poop.

[mr. sparkle]

yeah...i think i'm going to take a shit here pretty soon.....as soon as my pizza shows up.

yep. sit on the toilet and eat pizza.

[love_american_style]

dude, as soon as the pizza gets here i'm totaly mooching off you.

now get back to work!

[love_american_style]

that pizza was good.

[TheTrooth]

yep. sit on the toilet and eat pizza.


you too?

[unwantedmelody]

yeah...i think i'm going to take a shit here pretty soon.....as soon as my pizza shows up.

yep. sit on the toilet and eat pizza.

hahaha, thats great.

[mr. sparkle]

I dropped my pizza in the toilet.

[ndtitr]

yeah...i think i'm going to take a shit here pretty soon.....as soon as my pizza shows up.

yep. sit on the toilet and eat pizza.

I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO POOP RIGHT NOW...

[UndertheTELE]

Classy.

[PaulsRightNut]

Today I had a really bad tummy ache all of a sudden, so I let out a fart. Then I realized my roomate was still in the room.

[thrashtilldeath]

i always end up having to poop when i get home from school.

I dont know maybe its the crappy food they serve at prison (school)

[DeadCityScars]

I hate when you poop and your ass hurts afterward. Or, when no matter how much you wipe, it still itches like fucking mad (in public places no less). I think that only happens to me...maybe it's because I have a hairy asshole?

[thrashtilldeath]

Yeah i get what you mean. I try not to poop in public places especally school because most of the kids pee on the toilet seats.

[Charles777]

Oh man, this is such a cool thread

[anamericangod]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[spansen]

:zoom:

[andrew4045]

nothing like pinching a loaf

[Kbm600]

I'm officially calling this the diet thread, every time I have the urge to eat I'm coming in here to extinguish it.

[Chris Fallon]

Oh man, this is such a cool thread
You're not funny -- don't bump stupid shit.