jokes

[NetNerdsRevenge]

say one or two...

[FishAlotNBePunk]

What do you get when you cross Propagandhi and Anna Nicole Smith?

Canadian Bacon.

[asubtledaggerx]

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

when you slap the mosquito it stops sucking


There were two gay guys, Bob and Bill, in the shower. Bob was giving Bill anal and as they were going at it the phone rang. Bob took himself out of Bill and said "Bill, I'm going to go get the phone. PLEASE don't cum when I'm not here" and Bill promised he wouldn't. 5 minutes later Bob came back and there was cum all over the shower. Bob started screaming saying "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T!!" and Bill said "All I did was fart"

[ChineseNoodle13]

two dicks walked past a gay bar and one said to the other, "hey, lets get shitfaced."

hahahah...

[NetNerdsRevenge]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
There were two gay guys, Bob and Bill, in the shower. Bob was giving Bill anal and as they were going at it the phone rang. Bob took himself out of Bill and said "Bill, I'm going to go get the phone. PLEASE don't cum when I'm not here" and Bill promised he wouldn't. 5 minutes later Bob came back and there was cum all over the shower. Bob started screaming saying "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T!!" and Bill said "All I did was fart"

thats foul

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

when you slap the mosquito it stops sucking


There were two gay guys, Bob and Bill, in the shower. Bob was giving Bill anal and as they were going at it the phone rang. Bob took himself out of Bill and said "Bill, I'm going to go get the phone. PLEASE don't cum when I'm not here" and Bill promised he wouldn't. 5 minutes later Bob came back and there was cum all over the shower. Bob started screaming saying "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T!!" and Bill said "All I did was fart"

haha ew...that was funny though because Bill was in it.

Hi Bill! :D

[asubtledaggerx]

ehh sorry Bill, this joke wasn't aimed towards you. I always use Bob and Bill. I can change the name to someone else on the boards if you like.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Two guys walked into a bar, one fell over.

A baby seal walks into a club...

[charly horse]

i have no jokes....im not funny

[asubtledaggerx]

What do a blonde and a bungee jump have in common?

Once the rubber snaps you're fucked.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
ehh sorry Bill, this joke wasn't aimed towards you. I always use Bob and Bill. I can change the name to someone else on the boards if you like.

change it to seth. he likes the anal from brandon.

[OldCrow912]

hmmm..

4 gay guys walk into a bar and there is only one stool, what do they do?

flip it over

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by OldCrow912
hmmm..

4 gay guys walk into a bar and there is only one stool, what do they do?

flip it over

haha, thats great. but whats with all the gay jokes guys? some people are gonna get pissed!

[NetNerdsRevenge]

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender says
"theres a wheel on you"
the pirate says "arrrr i know and its drivin me nuts"

[evil zach]

did you hear about the pirate who got sick?
he got sAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRs!

[kevin]

I don't hate African Americans, I think everyone should own one.

[evil zach]

I love the way you maged to sput facist philosophy, yet remain politically corect

[blackonyx]

My one takes too long to type out. so i will content myself with laffing at it. hahahahahahaha.... its actually not htat funny....on well. hahahaha