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evil zach
06/14/03, 05:04 PM
everybody put some cool quotes. Not nessesarily from songs, just cool quotes
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde
ChineseNoodle13
06/14/03, 05:18 PM
"sell your computer and buy a guitar..." - some kid
cheez mastah
06/14/03, 05:20 PM
you make my crotch hot
Do or do not, there is no try- Yoda
Wicked idea for a thread. I'm gonna give a couple
"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."
- Dave Barry
"Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do."
- Voltaire
"After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood."
- Fred Thompson
and...
"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire
ChineseNoodle13
06/14/03, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by cheez mastah
you make my crotch hot
you make me hott...
MaybeOneDay
06/14/03, 05:34 PM
"seth is a horny little bastard....little...as in..in the pants" - brandon
ChineseNoodle13
06/14/03, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
"seth is a horny little bastard....little...as in..in the pants" - brandon
you make me hott too...
evil zach
06/14/03, 05:44 PM
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it.-Voltaire
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.-Voltaire
Canada: A few acres of snow-Voltaire
He had some really good stuff.
The free expression of the hopes and aspirations of a people is the greatest and only safety in a sane society.-Emma Goldman
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.-Gandhi
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.-Gandhi
ms y o o n
06/14/03, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
everybody put some cool quotes. Not nessesarily from songs, just cool quotes
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde
im too lazy to find quotes...
but this does make sense
but i dont agree with it 100%
evil zach
06/14/03, 05:56 PM
They've gotten to you too! we must de-bug her befor its too late!
:p
steve-0
06/14/03, 06:07 PM
'let me just say that im way smarter than everyone here' - me
ChineseNoodle13
06/14/03, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by steve-0
'let me just say that im way smarter than everyone here' - me
you also make me hott...
steve-0
06/14/03, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
you also make me hott... well thats good to know. i think
it's not that i'm lazy, it's just that i don't care-peter from office space
chickmagnet2385
06/14/03, 06:42 PM
run bitch
ms y o o n
06/14/03, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
They've gotten to you too! we must de-bug her befor its too late!
:p
what? whats going on...
Fobika!
06/14/03, 07:13 PM
"masturbation is like procrastination. It's all good until the end, where you realize you just fucked yourself."
Normally, I would use such a thread to show off how well-read I am. But, after a night of grind-core, my intelligence is weakened.
"Fat chicks are like scooters, fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one."
All other great quotations are courtesy of Andrea and can be found in my sig.
blackonyx
06/15/03, 04:14 AM
'I had my first erection at the age of 5' - some 10 year old friend of my friend's lil bro
That kid really scares me
MaybeOneDay
06/15/03, 04:48 AM
life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it.
charly horse
06/15/03, 05:14 AM
"i fear we have woken a sleeping giant" yamamoto
"Get the fuck out of my seat" me
"I have not yet begun to fight" someguy
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/15/03, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
"seth is a horny little bastard....little...as in..in the pants" - brandon
"You can milk anything with nipples, basically...."
"I have nipples Greg, can ya milk me??"
MaybeOneDay
06/15/03, 05:49 AM
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
"You can milk anything with nipples, basically...."
"I have nipples Greg, can ya milk me??"
hahahaha, good movie.
asubtledaggerx
06/15/03, 05:49 AM
Jesus loves you, it's just the rest of us who think you're an asshole.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/15/03, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
Jesus loves you, it's just the rest of us who think you're an asshole.
haha, here's a great pic...not directed to you laura.
asubtledaggerx
06/15/03, 05:53 AM
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
haha, here's a great pic...not directed to you laura.
hahaha. that looks like this dude that followed me around downtown.
MaybeOneDay
06/15/03, 05:54 AM
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
hahaha. that looks like this dude that followed me around downtown.
that was uh...me.
asubtledaggerx
06/15/03, 05:59 AM
Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
that was uh...me.
haha
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/15/03, 06:02 AM
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
haha
....i'm outside your window right now.
asubtledaggerx
06/15/03, 06:10 AM
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
....i'm outside your window right now.
O_o
"I've just had 15 double whiskies. I think that might be a record." - Dylan Thomas(his last words)
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/15/03, 06:13 AM
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
O_o
...you should put your top back on while greg's talking to you.
blackonyx
06/15/03, 06:16 AM
'Sorry I wasent at Mass yesterday. I was bust practising witchcraft with my lesbian lovers.'- a fridge magnet
FishAlotNBePunk
06/15/03, 06:18 AM
Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
"seth is a horny little bastard....little...as in..in the pants" - brandon
"brandon i will come to your house and blow your face off with a really big gun." -Seth
asubtledaggerx
06/15/03, 06:27 AM
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
...you should put your top back on while greg's talking to you.
hey hey hey. I told you not to tell anyone what I do when I'm on the phone with him!
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/15/03, 06:30 AM
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
hey hey hey. I told you not to tell anyone what I do when I'm on the phone with him!
sorry!
wow laura. does my voice turn you on so much you need to rub your boobs??? hahahhahah
FallingOut
06/15/03, 07:06 AM
"Who you callin a psycho??" -i forget what the movie is called
asubtledaggerx
06/15/03, 07:13 AM
Originally posted by Greg
wow laura. does my voice turn you on so much you need to rub your boobs??? hahahhahah
yes. it also makes Jerry do that to...he told me.
PlaysWithFire257: I like to rub my boobs when I talk to Greg. I want him so bad..because he's my prison bitch.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/15/03, 07:14 AM
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
yes. it also makes Jerry do that to...he told me.
PlaysWithFire257: I like to rub my boobs when I talk to Greg. I want him so bad..because he's my prison bitch.
wait wait wait!!! i thought it was more like this:
gap1501: well, i was talking to laura when i began to notice my nipples becoming hard. so i took off my shirt, and i began to caress them. and then my mom came home. and i cried.
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
yes.
i thought you sounded... distracted. ;)
asubtledaggerx
06/15/03, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by Greg
i thought you sounded... distracted. ;)
oh I was. haha you have an american accent..it's cute.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/15/03, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
oh I was. haha you have an american accent..it's cute.
you have a Candian accent, its sexy.
asubtledaggerx
06/15/03, 08:11 AM
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
you have a Candian accent, its sexy.
Canadians don't have accents....but ok
evil zach
06/15/03, 08:12 AM
yes thay do
asubtledaggerx
06/15/03, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
yes thay do
I did not know that.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/15/03, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
yes thay do
NetNerdsRevenge
06/15/03, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
Canadians don't have accents....but ok
whats that abot?
lollirot
06/15/03, 09:04 AM
"They are a Hateful and Hypocritical species of Arrogant Creatures. They preach Peace and practice Hate. As unthinkable as it is, they even Kill each other in the name of their Peace-Loving God." -Voltaire
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
oh I was. haha you have an american accent..it's cute.
i don't have an accent i swear! ha ha ha:D
cheez mastah
06/15/03, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
you make me hott...
you make me hot too
lets have a bastard mexican love child
Basketcase
06/15/03, 10:58 AM
"why must i be surounded by frickin idiots?" - Dr. Evil from Austin Powers
charly horse
06/15/03, 01:27 PM
i did not have sexual relations with that woman- clinton
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/15/03, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by alsublimereject
i did not have sexual relations with that woman- clinton
...but i am wearing her underpants.
charly horse
06/15/03, 01:39 PM
:eek:
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/15/03, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by alsublimereject
:eek:
"his pipes are gigantic and so was his schlong!!" Dropkick Murphys "Spicy McHaggis Jig" Spicy is my alter ego. they like my huge schlong.
ifeelused
06/15/03, 02:01 PM
"true friends stab you in the front"-thrice
evil zach
06/15/03, 02:09 PM
thats actully an oscar wilde quote. Thrice just used it in a song
ifeelused
06/15/03, 02:14 PM
yea i knew it was quoted from someone else.. but i couldnt remember the name :rolleyes:
WithStamin
06/15/03, 04:24 PM
All of these. (http://www.quotemeonit.com/patton.html)
i'm a loser, i have no life, no one loves me, and i hate myself.-me
i hate myself and i want to die-kurt cobain or so ive been told
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