Stupid questions

[chickmagnet2385]

you know questions like this...
"Why do we say 'bye bye', but we never say 'hi hi'?

[Stompemplay]

Originally posted by chickmagnet2385
you know questions like this...
"Why do we say 'bye bye', but we never say 'hi hi'?

yes.

[Greg]

cause we're stupid like that

[FishAlotNBePunk]

when was the war of 1812?

[Fatally Yours]

you say it two times so that they get the picture that you hate them and wanna leave as quickly as possible?

[Greg]

why is a driveway called a driveway? all you do is park in it. there is no driving...:confused:

[chickmagnet2385]

and why do we call it a "parkway" when we drive on it?

[lollirot]

Should fat people be called skinny? I mean, shouldn't skinny mean.. lots of skin?


:confused:

[Billy]

Originally posted by Greg
why is a driveway called a driveway? all you do is park in it. there is no driving...:confused:
if you have a long driveway you drive on it

[sdsufreak182]

Why is it called rhoad island? its neither a road nor an island

[ifeelused]

these are all amusing questions

[blackonyx]

Haha...damn thats funny.

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
when was the war of 1812?



least funny question

[drivthru182]

how long was the 100 years war?

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by lollirot
Should fat people be called skinny? I mean, shouldn't skinny mean.. lots of skin?


:confused:

Whoa... you've got something there.

[burntomorrow]

what do you call more than one platypus owning something?

platypi's?

that's always bugged me.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

If Superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he duck when the bad guy throws his gun at him?

[Billy]

Originally posted by sdsufreak182
Why is it called rhoad island? its neither a road nor an island
well it's not actually called rhoad island it's called rhode island.

[wasted]

Originally posted by sdsufreak182
Why is it called rhoad island? its neither a road nor an island

how RHODE island got its name. (http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20000802.html)

amazing what you can learn from the internet....

[fezwik80]

Originally posted by sdsufreak182
Why is it called rhoad island? its neither a road nor an island

i actually knwo why but im not going to tell you

[the1spaz]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
If Superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he duck when the bad guy throws his gun at him?


i think thats the funniest one i've heard

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by the1spaz
i think thats the funniest one i've heard

its true.

[Split2nd]

why is there braille on drive thru atm's?? do they really think blind people drive??:confused:

[Split2nd]

why do people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? And why do people point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

[Greg]

Originally posted by Split2nd
why do people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? And why do people point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

ha ha those are funny:D

[pUnKrOcKgIrL917]

why do companies offer you "free gifts"? i mean, if it's not free, then it's not really a gift is it?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

we'll never know.......

[unsung_zero02]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
If Superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he duck when the bad guy throws his gun at him?


haha

[Dave Anus]

I dont know if this is one of those questions but...

Why when you dial a wrong number is the person always in?

[blackonyx]

how long was the 100 years war?

2 months

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by blackonyx
2 months

it was like 103 years.

[Greg]

Originally posted by Dave Anus
I dont know if this is one of those questions but...

Why when you dial a wrong number is the person always in?

i never thought of that. that's a good one.

[blackonyx]

it was like 103 years

well, i tried

[seriously]

Originally posted by anewaesthetic
um, for one thing, i never say "bye bye" .. and two, I do say "hi hi" seriously?!@#?!@?! :eek:

[blaarg]

since it hurts your eyes when you look at the sun, why doesn't it hurt if you take a picture of the sun and look at the picture?

[blackonyx]

um....because the picture isent shining UV rays into your eyes?

[evil zach]

if donald duck walks around with no pants on? why does he wrap towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by Billy
well it's not actually called rhoad island it's called rhode island.


pwned



i have nothing creative to contribute

[chickmagnet2385]

bump

[Doolittle]

why cant people spell rhode island?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by Doolittle
why cant people spell rhode island?

because they're idiots.

[ms y o o n]

hahaha these were great questions

uhmm i have a lot too.. but im really tired and cant think

[chickmagnet2385]

BLAH!!! ok, i got my 700 posts... goodnight.

[Split2nd]

Originally posted by Doolittle
why cant people spell rhode island?

haha

[maxp87]

Originally posted by Split2nd
why do people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? And why do people point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

umm..... i do

[Split2nd]

Originally posted by maxp87
umm..... i do

haha

[DevilMayCare]

116 years, my brother is a trivia geek and once in awhile hes useful too.

by the way, he points at his crotch when he asks where the bathroom is but thats cuz hes a moron and finds himself horribly hilarious

[blackonyx]

Sounds like our prime minister

[BabylonBadFish]

Originally posted by Split2nd
why do people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? And why do people point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

Haha I found this one the funniest, but thats probably because there is lots of humor put into one on it.

[MaybeOneDay]

Why is the black box on an airplane orange ?

Why in the commerical for the cereal frosted wheaties (where one side is frosted and the other one isnt), how come the two sides have different accents when they speak ? i mean, they are attached at the back.

Seeing christians say money is the root of all evil, how come they ask for it at church on the collection plate ?

[Greg]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
because they're idiots.

[blackonyx]

I second that