View Full Version : American Pie 5: The Naked Mile
Joe DeAndrea
10/14/06, 10:34 PM
Plot Summary: The movie will shift its focus on Adam Stifler, the cousin of Matt and Steve, a youngster whose anything like his wild relations. Peer pressure starts to turn him though, with his pals coaxing him into helping host the college 'Naked Mile', a naked-run across the college campus.
Haha this sounds SO ridiculous. Would you ever watch this?
Would you ever watch this?
No. No fucking way.
When was part four? That band camp movie? I just hope to god Eugene Levy finally regains his dignity and spine and doesn't appear in this one.
Joe DeAndrea
10/14/06, 10:43 PM
I believe Eugene Levy is not in this movie. Though who ever the hell this is, they're going to be in it: http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/07/46/28m.jpg
And she's mad hot, so that means we're seeing her boobies!:excited:
She reminds me a bit of Anna Kournikova.
The pic rexed for me, so if it does for anyone else, here she is:
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/07/46/28m.jpg
Drew Beringer
10/14/06, 10:46 PM
wow, horrible.
xbrokendownx
10/14/06, 10:49 PM
whats the broads name?
none of those links work
myaimistruex3
10/14/06, 10:50 PM
They should have stopped at 3.
notoaststereo
10/14/06, 10:52 PM
they shouldve just stopped after the wedding
sweetforever
10/14/06, 10:57 PM
I'm guessing a straight to dvd release
Joe DeAndrea
10/14/06, 10:59 PM
I'm guessing a straight to dvd release
Yep. They're planning an American Pie 6, too.
IAmNietzche
10/14/06, 11:01 PM
There was a 4?
DeadCityScars
10/14/06, 11:17 PM
There was a 4?
he's counting band camp as the 4th.
marrost
10/14/06, 11:21 PM
They should have stopped after the first. The other two were just terrible. I don't even count these.
Joe DeAndrea
10/14/06, 11:23 PM
They should have stopped after the first. The other two were just terrible. I don't even count these.
Two was a lot better than the first.
unwritten
10/14/06, 11:23 PM
Couldn't let a good thing die, eh?
unwritten
10/14/06, 11:24 PM
Two was a lot better than the first.
Yep.
Joe DeAndrea
10/14/06, 11:25 PM
I really liked Band Camp, and then thought American Wedding was pretty terrible.
marrost
10/14/06, 11:53 PM
Two was a lot better than the first.Hahaha no fucking way dude. The first will be remembered as a comedy classic. I can't even remember the second one.
I really liked Band CampI shouldn't have wasted time responding.
IAmNietzche
10/15/06, 12:10 AM
Hahaha no fucking way dude. The first will be remembered as a comedy classic. I can't even remember the second one.
I shouldn't have wasted time responding.
Haha.
Joe DeAndrea
10/15/06, 12:13 AM
Hahaha no fucking way dude. The first will be remembered as a comedy classic. I can't even remember the second one.
I shouldn't have wasted time responding.
:shrug:
1 and 2 were good... wedding was eh. never went to see band camp because I just figured the movies would go down hill
Chris Fallon
10/15/06, 12:47 AM
These movies are pathetic attempts at letting lonely teenage boys who can't find porn, a way of seeing tons of tits and a lot of crude humor revolving around sex.
So lame...
Chris Fallon
10/15/06, 12:48 AM
I really liked Band Camp, and then thought American Wedding was pretty terrible.
:lol:
Joe DeAndrea
10/15/06, 12:51 AM
:lol:
What's better than spending 90 minutes laughing at a movie because it's so terrible?!
Heh.. :unsure:
FondestMemory
10/15/06, 04:46 AM
they should have stopped at the first one.
and band camp didn't even have any boobs, did it?
jeremyfromva
10/15/06, 06:38 AM
My agent asked me to audition for this about 6 months ago...I said hell no
TJ Wells
10/15/06, 08:35 AM
I'd like to point out that according to IMDB, Eugene Levy IS in this.
Branevember31
10/15/06, 08:41 AM
i will watch this...i liked all of them a lot, even band camp
they should have stopped at the first one.
and band camp didn't even have any boobs, did it?
I don't think they should've stopped at the first one. American Wedding was really good. The second one was good, too.
Band Camp did have nudity... I mean, I wouldn't know cuz I didn't see it. Yeah, that's it.
Joe DeAndrea
10/15/06, 09:25 AM
Band Camp did have nudity... I mean, I wouldn't know cuz I didn't see it. Yeah, that's it.
:-D
catchmealone
10/15/06, 10:55 AM
Christopher McDonald is gonna be in it! That's fantastic
Unfortunately, I just noticed that they are making a prequel to Dukes of Hazzard, which Christopher McDonald is playing Boss Hogg in. When will they give the prequel thing a rest?
Talib Scottie
10/15/06, 12:29 PM
I'll watch it when it hits FX two weeks after the DVD
Joe DeAndrea
12/04/06, 04:49 PM
I just watched it. It's way better than you'd expect.
fedhed7
12/04/06, 05:46 PM
Eugene Levy agrees to do the shittiest movies ever.
kshtoinks12
12/04/06, 06:13 PM
http://movies.apple.com/trailers/wb/new_york_minute/images/index_03.gif
Music4Torching
12/04/06, 06:23 PM
i just saw a commercial for this and it's actually entitled 'american pie presents: the naked mile' (much like band camp was).
so i'm guessing american is trying to be like a new national lampoon? except it's skipping the magazine and the slew of great movies and jumping right into the same league as 'golf punks','christmas vacation 2: cousin eddie's island adventure' and 'pucked'...
i guess there will always be a demand for campy teen sex romps though...i just wish eugene levy wouldn't keep getting involved.
The first two are two of my favorite comedies. The third movie in the series was pretty horrible, and I refuse to see the rest.
EnderDove
12/04/06, 07:09 PM
The first one wasn't even that funny; someone doesn't know when to stop.
ActorInThisPlay
12/04/06, 08:05 PM
1 and 2 were both great. American Wedding was decent but I never even saw the Band Camp one.
marrost
12/04/06, 08:34 PM
The first one wasn't even that funny; someone doesn't know when to stop.You're telling me you didn't find that funny as a 13 year old? There is something wrong with you.
fenderkid212
12/05/06, 09:13 AM
Is this for real? I didnt think it could get much worse than the band camp movie...
Scott Weber
12/05/06, 10:41 AM
Hahaha no fucking way dude. The first will be remembered as a comedy classic. I can't even remember the second one.
I shouldn't have wasted time responding.
I thought 2 was better as well.
Joe DeAndrea
12/05/06, 12:01 PM
Is this for real? I didnt think it could get much worse than the band camp movie...
It didn't get worse. Watch the movie, then say it's terrible.
Spicoli hey bud
12/20/06, 11:10 AM
This movie was a huge step up from Band Camp. Not great, but entertaining.
jusscali
12/20/06, 11:22 AM
This movie was a huge step up from Band Camp. Not great, but entertaining.
oh well if thats the case, ill check it out. atleast theres tons of titties
Anyone who has seen it, what would you give it on a scale of 1-10? I liked the first three a lot, but was very disappointed with Band Camp, is the Naked Mile worth watching?
Spicoli hey bud
12/20/06, 12:24 PM
Anyone who has seen it, what would you give it on a scale of 1-10? I liked the first three a lot, but was very disappointed with Band Camp, is the Naked Mile worth watching?
American Pie...............7.5
American Pie 2............6.5
American Wedding.......6.5
Band Camp.................3.0
Naked Mile..................5.0
xvszero
12/20/06, 05:44 PM
I think these movies are kind of like porn for teenagers.
Joe DeAndrea
12/20/06, 05:50 PM
Anyone who has seen it, what would you give it on a scale of 1-10? I liked the first three a lot, but was very disappointed with Band Camp, is the Naked Mile worth watching?
American Pie - 8.5/10
American Pie 2 - 9.5/10
American Wedding - 7
Band Camp - 6
The Naked Mile - 8
James Johnson
12/20/06, 05:56 PM
I quit this franchise after I saw the horror of wedding. Such a bad film. All of them are cheesy and a bit lame but I did laugh at 1 and 2 and still find them fun for what they are.
SwishMX48
12/20/06, 06:10 PM
I loved 1 & 2 in highschool, still good summer movies imo
http://movies.apple.com/trailers/wb/new_york_minute/images/index_03.gif
Eugene Levy is what Justin Pierre will look like when he's older.
Spicoli hey bud
12/20/06, 08:55 PM
I think these movies are kind of like porn for teenagers.
porn is porn for teenagers.
dodge_3001
12/20/06, 09:00 PM
they just need to stop making anymore of these
DeadCityScars
12/20/06, 09:41 PM
lol he didn't I just hope to god Eugene Levy finally regains his dignity and spine and doesn't appear in this one.
lol he didn't
colorlesscliche
12/21/06, 08:53 AM
How many boobs were in this?
btbam > you
12/21/06, 09:30 AM
How many boobs were in this?
fuckin million
I think these movies are kind of like porn for teenagers.
No.
porn is porn for teenagers.
Yes.
Flamingjune
12/21/06, 12:18 PM
How the fuck do these people get funding for shit like this?
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