81 year old guy: what to do?

[Frodo]

hey i need some help, see i want to ask out this 81 year old guy but im kinda scared. i mean what if we start getting it on and he dies? would i go to jail?

[cheez mastah]

just keep it as secret as you can, as long as you dont ass ram him too hard he should be fine

[ifeelused]

:eek: hahaha.. thanks a lot

[Frodo]

what would my crime be anyway? murder with deadly use of the PENIS

[cheez mastah]

you could be charged with reckless BUTTFUCKING

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
hey i need some help, see i want to ask out this 81 year old guy but im kinda scared. i mean what if we start getting it on and he dies? would i go to jail?

That made me choke on my drink and now there's pop on my keyboard. I hate you.

[ifeelused]

2 for the price of one?

[Frodo]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
That made me choke on my drink and now there's pop on my keyboard. I hate you.

haha awww i love you laura

[FishAlotNBePunk]

hahahahahahaha best thread ever.

haha what if he dies hahaha shit.

[Frodo]

Originally posted by ifeelused
2 for the price of one?

shagadelic :eek:

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
haha awww i love you laura

dosn't everyone? haha

[cheez mastah]

Originally posted by ifeelused
2 for the price of one?

damn i want a piece of that

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

haha, funny shit. but this got me thinking, if you died during sex would you still have an erection?

[unsung_zero02]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
haha, funny shit. but this got me thinking, if you died during sex would you still have an erection?

try it and then come back and tell us okay?

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by unsung_zero02
try it and then come back and tell us okay?

I'll try it FOR YOU.....

[unsung_zero02]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
I'll try it FOR YOU.....


i feel oh so special

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Someone sent me this picture before. and i think y'all will enjoy it...

[unsung_zero02]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
Someone sent me this picture before. and i think y'all will enjoy it...


thats just ..........creepy.....or soemthing like that

[Sensesfail187]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
Someone sent me this picture before. and i think y'all will enjoy it...

hahah great pic

[papathomas]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
Someone sent me this picture before. and i think y'all will enjoy it... haha thats so cool

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

WOW! i'm surprised. thanks to everyone that said that was a cool pic. hehe.

[unsung_zero02]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
WOW! i'm surprised. thanks to everyone that said that was a cool pic. hehe.


your avatar is cool-looking

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by unsung_zero02
your avatar is cool-looking

thanks i owe it all to the artist formally known as poweredbyboredom himself, nihilism. he made it for me its soooo cool i heart it.

[unsung_zero02]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
thanks i owe it all to the artist formally known as poweredbyboredom himself, nihilism. he made it for me its soooo cool i heart it.

i heart it too..i dont know why..i think it just looks cool

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
That made me choke on my drink and now there's pop on my keyboard. I hate you.

a) we're the funniest bastards around. you've been here for 3 weeks and still havent learned not to eat/drink while reading?

b) holy shit you said pop! i'm not alone! i love you!

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
a) we're the funniest bastards around. you've been here for 3 weeks and still havent learned not to eat/drink while reading?

b) holy shit you said pop! i'm not alone! i love you!


1. Yes you guys have to be the funniest people I know, but I have never laughed so hard I choked before.

2. Almost everyone in Canada calls it pop.

[BleedingMe]

Holy shit, that picture seriously looks like my step-grandpa! Rufiooooooo, Where did you get that?

[ms y o o n]

what a pic! haha
i always say pop

[bigweener]

everyone in canada says pop!
none of that damn soda shit:D

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by bigweener
everyone in canada says pop!
none of that damn soda shit:D

exactly! pfft who says soda?

[ChineseNoodle13]

Originally posted by ifeelused
2 for the price of one?

OMG!! that pineapple sweater is AWESOME!!!:eek:

[FallingOut]

I live in Ohio and we all say Pop.

[BleedingMe]

Not true, I live in OH and my aunt says soda.

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
OMG!! that pineapple sweater is AWESOME!!!:eek:

it is hottness

[Greg]

SODA POP

[FallingOut]

well pretty much everybody I know says pop.

[Frodo]

its POP, soda sounds dumb

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by amberb182
Holy shit, that picture seriously looks like my step-grandpa! Rufiooooooo, Where did you get that?

i got it from my best friend over the AIM one day. he was showing me funny pictures. that obviously was one of the funnier ones. haha.

[Suprhatch614]

A. How does that bag not rip
B. Me and my friends all got fucked up one night and we got into some huge ass philosohpical discussion about whether it was pop/soda/or cola cuz one of our hick friends calls it cola...but whatever

[chickmagnet2385]

Originally posted by cheez mastah
you could be charged with reckless BUTTFUCKING
buttfucking is illegal here in Nc, so is oral sex.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

alright....thats it....this pop/soda pop war deserves a poll.

[Suprhatch614]

polls make me hot...wait that's the other kind of pole, shit

[Jim Morgan]

stop rubbing your pole

self promotion section, go there made in china!!

check it out and leave some feedback

[Suprhatch614]

don't tell me how to treat man penis...i can type with one hand and navigate the net with the other....