I fucked my firends mom...

[The Nephilm]

Am I going to hell??

-she was fucking hot...

[Wubby]

Well, wrong is wrong, and it was a wrong thing to do. Plus, it's just sad that so many people don't feel the need to save sex for marriage.

-kade

[The Nephilm]

I'm glad you plan on saving youself for someone... so you guys can have horrible sex for your entier lives and never know the benefits of a good fuck.

... and by the way, women do get sweeter with age...

[BustaNutz]

You sick bastard, how did you manage that? Please tell me...

[wild_goose]

Originally posted by Wubby
Well, wrong is wrong, and it was a wrong thing to do. Plus, it's just sad that so many people don't feel the need to save sex for marriage.

-kade

in this day and age "no sex until marriage" really doesn't make sense. and in terms of losing virginity... i haven't lost mine yet, but i'm not going to waste it on some inexperienced high school kid. when i lose it i don't even care if its to somebody i'm emotionally attatched to. virginity is something i've kept for 17 years and i'm not going to throw it away on a horrible experience. so many girls do it with their "first love" in high school and then they cry afterwards cause it sucked so bad. and they lay back afterwards and regret losing it. i want to lay back and say "wow that was completely incredible". there's two feelings in life that can't be avoided: guilt and regret. the difference between the two is guilt goes away. whether it takes 3 months or 3 seconds... you can get rid of guilt. but regret never goes away, and i don't want to regret not doing something i could have done.
this was quite off topic but i felt the need to say it and this just seemed like a good opportunity.
for the sake of the thread... GOOD FOR YOU.. well if you really did it. i dunno.

[Basketcase]

You sick bastard, how did you manage that? Please tell me...

yeah. do tell.

[Slick Shoes]

Congratulations.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
Am I going to hell??

-she was fucking hot...

wow dude, thats awesome. if she was as hot as you say she was then by all means, no you are not going to hell. but if she was ugly, that would be a different story.

but come on, give us details on the events (how you managed that, what she looked, how you made it so your friend didn't find out etc.).....you cant expect to actually come on to a forum and say " hey i fucked my friends mom " and that not go into details. explain. :rolleyes:

but yes, by all means, excellent work soldier.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Congrats man, we all wanna know how the hell you managed that shit. Going to hell? No, who cares, as long as she's a MILF.

[Suprhatch614]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
Am I going to hell??

-she was fucking hot...

While everyone is praising your name i hate to be the first one to do this but....



BULLSHIT!

[devin]

Originally posted by Wubby
Well, wrong is wrong, and it was a wrong thing to do. Plus, it's just sad that so many people don't feel the need to save sex for marriage.

-kade

I'd be curious to know exactly what you do with your boyfriend. While you may not being have vaginal intercourse, that doesn't mean you haven't had sex. It's really convenient to split hairs in order to convince yourself that you haven't done anything serious. What is sex to you? Is it an act that produces children? Well then a sterile man could never actually have sex. Is it something that could potentially produce children? Well then homosexual sex would never be sex. Does it have to include penetration? Well then lesbians could only have sex using toys. Does that mean that using a vibrator on my girlfriend is then sex? And what about penetrating her with my hand? I'm betting that you've had lots of sex with your boyfriend. Have fun convincing yourself that none of that counts.

[angie710]

^ Well said my sweet piece of ass!! Ha Ha...Im silly today

[MaybeOneDay]

MILF's rock

[cheez mastah]

Originally posted by cal1082
Hey Neph. thanks for sending me the pic of that mom and you. I guess she's hot in her own way, but just not my type. The better question is: How old is that shirt?


:eek: i want a piece of that!

[Frodo]

Originally posted by cal1082
Hey Neph. thanks for sending me the pic of that mom and you. I guess she's hot in her own way, but just not my type. The better question is: How old is that shirt?

lmao, owned.

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
lmao, owned.

[Emotionless]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
Am I going to hell??

-she was fucking hot...
That's fucking sick, keep shit like that to yourself

[drivthru182]

Originally posted by Suprhatch614
While everyone is praising your name i hate to be the first one to do this but....



BULLSHIT!

i totally agree

[NOFXdesendents5]

dude, that ownage was worthy of an offsite link

OWN3D (http://forumflames.com/flame.php?artc=161&)

[Stompemplay]

"chastity...the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions"

-Aldous Huxley

[PatHeTic_PUnK]

Some mother that worked in my school had sex with one of the kids... the kid braged to his dad about it, and the mom over heard and called the cops... the mother from the school was arrest and charged with stagetory rape.. and 2 counts of sodomy.. apparently she had also bought the boy and his friends alcohol.... god only knows where sodomy came into this all...

[FishAlotNBePunk]

hey Neph, did you at least wear protection??

[kevin]

I think hes joking.

[The Nephilm]

sorry for the delay in posting... my computer has been making strange noises... and therefore I would understand why certain dickless members of his forum would feel the need to call me a liar....

when I posted this, I was drunk and tired... so let me explain everything...

The mom I nailed is my brother's friends mom... (my brother is 12, his friends mom is 32) She is more or less a gold-digger... she divorced her husband that she had he kid with after a year and a half and took upwards of 3 million in a settlement, so I definately don't feel bad for what I did...

I gave my brother and his friend a ride home from a movie to his friends house, in montecito (the same ritzy ass place where Oprah and Arnold Schwartze****** live)and my brother wanted to stay there for a while, so I came in and just wanted to relax for a while (she got the house in the settlement, and it's a pretty tight place) and my brother and his friends were playing video games in this kids room and I was talking with his mom (his moms name is Amber) because I've known her for like 10 years....

so basically she's a cool lady, and a nice person to talk to, and she never ever tried to pull anything sexual at all... but we were sitting in the living room and my brother and his friend were at the other end of the house, and she started talking about her ex-husband (who I also know well) and started getting upset over it because she was saying shit like "i'll never find anyone to love again"... so I was feeling kind of awkward because I had never seen her act like this... so I was just telling her that she was a really nice person and that she of course would find someone to be with and I said something about her being beautiful (which she is) and at that point she kind of changed her whole attitude... and she started basically flirting really heavily with me... asking me if I had a girlfriend and shit like that and then started talking about sexual experiences and everything... then she said she hadn't had sex in a couple of years... so at that I was kind of like 'fuck, is she hitting on me??' so I told her she just needed something to relax her... so she said she was going to go into her hot tub... and I suggested that she should smoke some weed...

so I ended up climing into her hot tub with my boxers on and smoking a J with her that I had rolled from earlier... and bascially one thing led to another.... i was high, she was high and probably drunk... and I told my brother he had to stay the night there and I was leaving (aka going into her room) and I probably had the best sex of my life...

I'll post a picture of her if I can manage to either get my brother to steal one or go back over there and take one with my camera...

And Cal, fuck you asshole. Don't doubt me you cock sucker. Even though it isn't important at all, I GAURENTEE that I have nailed more girls than you and do it on a more frequent basis than you. So eat me fucker.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
sorry for the delay in posting... my computer has been making strange noises... and therefore I would understand why certain dickless members of his forum would feel the need to call me a liar....

when I posted this, I was drunk and tired... so let me explain everything...

The mom I nailed is my brother's friends mom... (my brother is 12, his friends mom is 32) She is more or less a gold-digger... she divorced her husband that she had he kid with after a year and a half and took upwards of 3 million in a settlement, so I definately don't feel bad for what I did...

I gave my brother and his friend a ride home from a movie to his friends house, in montecito (the same ritzy ass place where Oprah and Arnold Schwartze****** live)and my brother wanted to stay there for a while, so I came in and just wanted to relax for a while (she got the house in the settlement, and it's a pretty tight place) and my brother and his friends were playing video games in this kids room and I was talking with his mom (his moms name is Amber) because I've known her for like 10 years....

so basically she's a cool lady, and a nice person to talk to, and she never ever tried to pull anything sexual at all... but we were sitting in the living room and my brother and his friend were at the other end of the house, and she started talking about her ex-husband (who I also know well) and started getting upset over it because she was saying shit like "i'll never find anyone to love again"... so I was feeling kind of awkward because I had never seen her act like this... so I was just telling her that she was a really nice person and that she of course would find someone to be with and I said something about her being beautiful (which she is) and at that point she kind of changed her whole attitude... and she started basically flirting really heavily with me... asking me if I had a girlfriend and shit like that and then started talking about sexual experiences and everything... then she said she hadn't had sex in a couple of years... so at that I was kind of like 'fuck, is she hitting on me??' so I told her she just needed something to relax her... so she said she was going to go into her hot tub... and I suggested that she should smoke some weed...

so I ended up climing into her hot tub with my boxers on and smoking a J with her that I had rolled from earlier... and bascially one thing led to another.... i was high, she was high and probably drunk... and I told my brother he had to stay the night there and I was leaving (aka going into her room) and I probably had the best sex of my life...

I'll post a picture of her if I can manage to either get my brother to steal one or go back over there and take one with my camera...

And Cal, fuck you asshole. Don't doubt me you cock sucker. Even though it isn't important at all, I GAURENTEE that I have nailed more girls than you and do it on a more frequent basis than you. So eat me fucker.

that is the most insane story ive ever heard, haha you smoked weed with her. thats great.

[The Nephilm]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
that is the most insane story ive ever heard, haha you smoked weed with her. thats great.

she hadn't smoked in like 10 years or something...

again, marijuana makes everything possible. i fucked a MILF, because of weed. = )

[Basketcase]

nice job. too bad my younger brother's friends mom are all married cuz two of them are hot.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
she hadn't smoked in like 10 years or something...

again, marijuana makes everything possible. i fucked a MILF, because of weed. = )

lmao

[iglooXcore]

holy.shit
oh, and my best friends go to westmont in montecito. so many rich people live there. it's all yuppy and shit.

[kronik_FX]

the most bizarre story i've ever heard..
but if given a chance, i still wouldn't bonk anyone's mom though..

[FishAlotNBePunk]

if i were 10 years older i would fuck my friends mom...

[Descendent]

I'd need a lot of boos to hit my friends mom... and some weed... and yeah probably do her from behind...

but congrate on hitting it... *applauds*

[torch]

I CAN PROVE THAT YOU LIED NEPH!










Originally posted by The Nephilm
I gave my brother and his friend a ride home from a movie to his friends house, in montecito (the same ritzy ass place where Oprah and Arnold Schwartze****** live)



Oprah lives almost the entire year in chicago...................... liar.

[Descendent]

YOU TWO ARE BOTH SAD
1. if he did lie...
2. you for knowing where Oprah lives...

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
she hadn't smoked in like 10 years or something...

again, marijuana makes everything possible. i fucked a MILF, because of weed. = )

You're my hero. :::salutes you:::

[The Nephilm]

Originally posted by torch
I CAN PROVE THAT YOU LIED NEPH!














Oprah lives almost the entire year in chicago...................... liar.

She just bought a $30 million estate in Montecito... she bought like 3 other properties and knocked them all down and made it this enourmous 10 acre estate...

[Sensesfail187]

hah i wana see a pic now man!

[pnkrcprincess]

uh huh, thanks for sharing..:eek:

[neb nawoc]

Neph, High Fucking Five man!

[Ronin]

Originally posted by kronik_FX
the most bizarre story i've ever heard..
but if given a chance, i still wouldn't bonk anyone's mom though..

This needs to be addressed.

If given the chance to sleep with someone's mom, you do it.

This gives you the 2nd best trump card (#1 being "i fucked your sister)

Imagine this conversation

Devin: Man Colin, you're a fucking idiot. I can't believe you scored a 600 on your SAT. You can't get a girlfriend to save your life, and nobody likes you

Colin: Hey man, remember that time I fucked your mom?

::devin starts crying::

I mean, no matter what else you do in life, you can always break out "I fucked your mom",and really mean it!

[tmlfan]

good shit man i don't know much about it but as long as she deserved it go ahead

[Billy]

Originally posted by torch
I CAN PROVE THAT YOU LIED NEPH!
Oprah lives almost the entire year in chicago...................... liar.



Originally posted by The Nephilm
She just bought a $30 million estate in Montecito... she bought like 3 other properties and knocked them all down and made it this enourmous 10 acre estate...

Hey give him a break it is obvious he is in the Oprah Fan Club and knows where she stays. I mean what millionaire has more than one home. It is unheard of these days. Especially Oprah she doesn't have enough money to be buying all these houses. So I guess Torch hit the nail right on the head on this one. Good job you will make the Fan Club proud.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by Ronin
This needs to be addressed.

If given the chance to sleep with someone's mom, you do it.

This gives you the 2nd best trump card (#1 being "i fucked your sister)

Imagine this conversation

Devin: Man Colin, you're a fucking idiot. I can't believe you scored a 600 on your SAT. You can't get a girlfriend to save your life, and nobody likes you

Colin: Hey man, remember that time I fucked your mom?

::devin starts crying::

I mean, no matter what else you do in life, you can always break out "I fucked your mom",and really mean it!

haha, classic.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by cal1082
Through years of experience from stories i've learned a few things. A person who brags about getting ass, just to you,just to your friends, in a internet forum, on the phone, or in a letter. Either:

A.) Doesnt get ass often
B.) Is lying to make it seem like they get ass often.
C.) Remembers when they use to get ass often, and now wishes they would have bragged about it at the time, so now when opportunity knocks the jump on it.

Or they're just kind of a braggard, that happens too...

[MaybeOneDay]

again neph, good fucking job

try to get a pic dude, i wanna see that shit, awesome stuff! nice work. again, milfs rock

[BustaNutz]

When I first started thinking about that, I was thinking that you were about 20 and your friends are all about your age, so your friend's mom would have had to have been in her late 40's early 50's and then I thought: "You may want to keep that to yourself Neph, that's gross" glad to hear she was younger...

[devin]

Originally posted by Ronin
This needs to be addressed.

If given the chance to sleep with someone's mom, you do it.

This gives you the 2nd best trump card (#1 being "i fucked your sister)

Imagine this conversation

Devin: Man Colin, you're a fucking idiot. I can't believe you scored a 600 on your SAT. You can't get a girlfriend to save your life, and nobody likes you

Colin: Hey man, remember that time I fucked your mom?

::devin starts crying::

I mean, no matter what else you do in life, you can always break out "I fucked your mom",and really mean it!

Colin, I'm very disappointed that I had to find out from Jerry's sig. Emü is over man, I'm embarking on a solo career.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by devin
Colin, I'm very disappointed that I had to find out from Jerry's sig. Emü is over man, I'm embarking on a solo career.

buh?!?!

[BigD]

Originally posted by Ronin
This needs to be addressed.

If given the chance to sleep with someone's mom, you do it.

This gives you the 2nd best trump card (#1 being "i fucked your sister)

Imagine this conversation

Devin: Man Colin, you're a fucking idiot. I can't believe you scored a 600 on your SAT. You can't get a girlfriend to save your life, and nobody likes you

Colin: Hey man, remember that time I fucked your mom?

::devin starts crying::

I mean, no matter what else you do in life, you can always break out "I fucked your mom",and really mean it!

rofl

[charly horse]

:eek: :(

[Ronin]

Originally posted by devin
Colin, I'm very disappointed that I had to find out from Jerry's sig. Emü is over man, I'm embarking on a solo career.

You knew what was up when I left your house at 4AM

And your solo carreer would be similar to Chris Carraba's. Horrible for your cred, and bagging you many 13 year old girls.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by Ronin
You knew what was up when I left your house at 4AM

And your solo carreer would be similar to Chris Carraba's. Horrible for your cred, and bagging you many 13 year old girls.

zing!

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by Ronin
You knew what was up when I left your house at 4AM

And your solo carreer would be similar to Chris Carraba's. Horrible for your cred, and bagging you many 13 year old girls.

zing!

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by Ronin
You knew what was up when I left your house at 4AM

And your solo carreer would be similar to Chris Carraba's. Horrible for your cred, and bagging you many 13 year old girls.

zing!

[iglooXcore]

whoa triple post

[Oedipalcomplex]

Look how many of you idiots believed me. Suckers...

[AlwaysPunkin45]

why are we bringing back old threads and making them a 'sticky'

[AlwaysPunkin45]

scratch that last part

[The Bled 13]

Haha that's cool. I'd fuck a mom if I had the chance.

[SayNo2daBunny]

Haha that's cool. I'd fuck a mom if I had the chance.
Quote:
Originally posted by The Nephilm
sorry for the delay in posting... my computer has been making strange noises... and therefore I would understand why certain dickless members of his forum would feel the need to call me a liar....

when I posted this, I was drunk and tired... so let me explain everything...

The mom I nailed is my brother's friends mom... (my brother is 12, his friends mom is 32) She is more or less a gold-digger... she divorced her husband that she had he kid with after a year and a half and took upwards of 3 million in a settlement, so I definately don't feel bad for what I did...

I gave my brother and his friend a ride home from a movie to his friends house, in montecito (the same ritzy ass place where Oprah and Arnold Schwartze****** live)and my brother wanted to stay there for a while, so I came in and just wanted to relax for a while (she got the house in the settlement, and it's a pretty tight place) and my brother and his friends were playing video games in this kids room and I was talking with his mom (his moms name is Amber) because I've known her for like 10 years....

so basically she's a cool lady, and a nice person to talk to, and she never ever tried to pull anything sexual at all... but we were sitting in the living room and my brother and his friend were at the other end of the house, and she started talking about her ex-husband (who I also know well) and started getting upset over it because she was saying shit like "i'll never find anyone to love again"... so I was feeling kind of awkward because I had never seen her act like this... so I was just telling her that she was a really nice person and that she of course would find someone to be with and I said something about her being beautiful (which she is) and at that point she kind of changed her whole attitude... and she started basically flirting really heavily with me... asking me if I had a girlfriend and shit like that and then started talking about sexual experiences and everything... then she said she hadn't had sex in a couple of years... so at that I was kind of like 'fuck, is she hitting on me??' so I told her she just needed something to relax her... so she said she was going to go into her hot tub... and I suggested that she should smoke some weed...

so I ended up climing into her hot tub with my boxers on and smoking a J with her that I had rolled from earlier... and bascially one thing led to another.... i was high, she was high and probably drunk... and I told my brother he had to stay the night there and I was leaving (aka going into her room) and I probably had the best sex of my life...

I'll post a picture of her if I can manage to either get my brother to steal one or go back over there and take one with my camera...

And Cal, fuck you asshole. Don't doubt me you cock sucker. Even though it isn't important at all, I GAURENTEE that I have nailed more girls than you and do it on a more frequent basis than you. So eat me fucker.

Dude you posted this a long time ago maybe like almost a year ago!!because i remember things like these....trust me people he did post this a long time ago because i had freak images of the hot tub scene...plus i remember him too.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Look how many of you idiots believed me. Suckers...
Jon, that's you? Hahaha. I remember this thread.

[Oedipalcomplex]

Bingo

[SayNo2daBunny]

i didn't believe you one bit...:)

[Lueda Alia]

oh wow its so cool to bang your friend's mom.


loser. :smarty:

[Oedipalcomplex]

oh wow its so cool to bang your friend's mom.


loser. :smarty:

Read like 4 posts above this one and then kick yourself.

[Lueda Alia]

Read like 4 posts above this one and then kick yourself.

yeah oh I'm sorry I don't keep up with the thousand of usernames you people have. and I'll pass.

[dretti]

yeah i didn't exactly believe it anyways
but my best friend did fuck my other friend's mom, american pie style, happened at a party last summer.

[torch]

Read like 4 posts above this one and then kick yourself.
Hey, Jon, just ignore him. You know if his beloved Blink 182 said something about a milf he'd have a damn orgasm.

And I knew it! I'm not a fan of Oprah, but I live in fucking Chicago! And she's the richest woman in the city, so ofcourse I'm gonna know where the fuck she lives! Why do I keep using exclamation points?(!)

[mwhpunk]

i don't have too many friends that have 'hot' moms. but there is one that i'd think about doing.

[Lueda Alia]

Hey, Jon, just ignore him. You know if his beloved Blink 182 said something about a milf he'd have a damn orgasm.


just in case you're talking about me.... I'm a girl.... and are you talking from personal experience?

[The Bled 13]

That girl knows a lot of music outside of Blink 182 so that was a pretty lame assumption on your part.

[thexflamesxburn]

Well, wrong is wrong, and it was a wrong thing to do. Plus, it's just sad that so many people don't feel the need to save sex for marriage.

-kade
ok you suck. leave.

[thexflamesxburn]

in this day and age "no sex until marriage" really doesn't make sense. and in terms of losing virginity... i haven't lost mine yet, but i'm not going to waste it on some inexperienced high school kid. when i lose it i don't even care if its to somebody i'm emotionally attatched to. virginity is something i've kept for 17 years and i'm not going to throw it away on a horrible experience. so many girls do it with their "first love" in high school and then they cry afterwards cause it sucked so bad. and they lay back afterwards and regret losing it. i want to lay back and say "wow that was completely incredible". there's two feelings in life that can't be avoided: guilt and regret. the difference between the two is guilt goes away. whether it takes 3 months or 3 seconds... you can get rid of guilt. but regret never goes away, and i don't want to regret not doing something i could have done.
this was quite off topic but i felt the need to say it and this just seemed like a good opportunity.
for the sake of the thread... GOOD FOR YOU.. well if you really did it. i dunno.
arg, you're making it so complicated. just fuck already!

[The Bled 13]

I tried to fuck my freinds mom once, she wouldn't let me.

[DEELER]

Way to go...milfs rule...but you are probably going to hell, or at least your friend will find out and try to kick your ass

[The Bled 13]

Milfs are awesome. So are Tilfs.

[ProblemWithFire]

This story is fucking bullshit. That's great to hear your personal fantasy typed out and all...what are you? 17? Yep. You're awesome. Just go buy some porno and jerk off, kid. Who the hell comes to a message board and posts something so assanine anyways? Who the hell cares? You can munch my asshole.

[aolsux]

how old was she then i'll give my reply

[Oedipalcomplex]

[b]THIS WAS A JOKE YOU FUCKING TARDS[B]

Christ please refer to the post I made like 10 lines before this-

OedipalComplex = The Nephilm = BurnFromWithin = God

Anymore questions?

[KarolaBloch]

neat. this was an interesting thread. to all the girls who are like not having sex in high school go you! i am still a virgin and i will remain until i am 100% sure that i have found someone who i love truely and i will not regret.

and btw, what is with all the old threads poping back up?

[Oedipalcomplex]

neat. this was an interesting thread. to all the girls who are like not having sex in high school go you! i am still a virgin and i will remain until i am 100% sure that i have found someone who i love truely and i will not regret.

and btw, what is with all the old threads poping back up?

And then you'll hit puberty, get drunk and horny one night, and wake up next to your best friends dad.

[The Bled 13]

And then you'll hit puberty, get drunk and horny one night, and wake up next to your best friends dad.

I hate when that shit happens.

[KarolaBloch]

wow.. that was cool. jsut cause i don't think about sex all the time and i am a virgin by choice makes me gay? ok, i am perfectly happy with how i am. and so are many other people. thats all that matters.

[boysdontcry]

i think about sex all the time and by choice i'm half a virgin. does that make me gay?

OH GOD I HOPE I'M NOT GAY!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YY!!!!

[Oedipalcomplex]

wow.. that was cool. jsut cause i don't think about sex all the time and i am a virgin by choice makes me gay? ok, i am perfectly happy with how i am. and so are many other people. thats all that matters.

I didnt know if you were a guy or a girl- but I just think it's funny that everyone says 'I want to wait until I find someone who I love' and then they when they do finally have sex sometime later in their life it sucks, they aren't good at it, and it's usually with some random person.

But here is to bad virgin sex!

[The Bled 13]

I'd be pissed if I was a virgin.

[sweetsugar]

Am I going to hell??

-she was fucking hot...
Your the man, I been eyeballing one of my friends mom for years.

[young@hopeless]

well if any of you actually think this cunt actually fucked his "firends" (how he spelled it)mom than.....well he made an ass out of you. Think, in order to be his friends mom she would have to be at least 35+ and i really dont think that she would be horny and sex-deprived enough to fuck a kid. This dude bein listenin to "stacies mom" to much

[The Bled 13]

What?

[Shellular]

Who knows. That kid rambles on about the stupidest shit.

[The Bled 13]

I know.

[pUnKrOcKgIrL917]

i seriously doubt this kid fucked his friend's mom. but, i suppose anything is possible.

[Shellular]

I believe it. I mean, who are we to say it's not true.

[The Bled 13]

He didn't fuck his freinds mom, it was all a joke.

[Shellular]

I see everyone has trouble spelling the word f-r-i-e-n-d-s :p

[The Bled 13]

Oh well, ha.

[Shellular]

Shit happens.

[The Bled 13]

Yeah it's all good.

[Oedipalcomplex]

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READ THE WHOLE THREAD YOU GOD DAMN MORONS.

[Shellular]

Jeusus fucking CHRIST. Was that necesary?

[The Bled 13]

Hahah, he/she is classic.

[The Bled 13]

When I first saw it, I thought it was just a huge porn pop up add. Boy, was I wrong!

[KarolaBloch]

i am not unhappy at all that i am a virgin.