Should I take a midget stripper to prom with me?

[BleedingMe]

My friends are putting money together throughout the school year to see if I will take a midget stripper to prom. Should I? I'm the type of person who will do just about anything. I'm like the daredevil of the bunch, but I don't know about this.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by amberb182
My friends are putting money together throughout the school year to see if I will take a midget stripper to prom. Should I? I'm the type of person who will do just about anything. I'm like the daredevil of the bunch, but I don't know about this.

High School proms are
a) pointless
b) rarely remembered
c) long and boring

For my grad class, it was all about the party afterwards, which was stellar

So take the midget stripper. And post pictures

[BleedingMe]

I will post pics. You are right, the parties are better anyways.

[OldCrow912]

go for it, a midget stripper would be a kick ass date. I wish i could get with a midget stripper.

[BleedingMe]

Theres a service in my city for midget strippers. I am going to do it! Then I'm going to have him hump peoples legs! That would be cool!

[bossydacow]

are you talking about Bridget the Midget, from Howerd Stern?

[MaybeOneDay]

take me to your prom. ill make your night worthwhile ;)

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by amberb182
Theres a service in my city for midget strippers. I am going to do it! Then I'm going to have him hump peoples legs! That would be cool!


i hope you are a chick

[the_champ_is_here]

Yes. I watch midget porn alot.

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by OffBasil
Yes. I watch midget porn alot.


mikkkeeeeee your a nut

[papathomas]

yes you should take the midget stripper.

[asubtledaggerx]

Midgets are cool. There's a gangster midget at my school and he hangs out with all the hardcore 6'3 drug dealing gangsters. And he wears a big ass chain and it almost touches the ground. It's really quite funny.

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
Midgets are cool. There's a gangster midget at my school and he hangs out with all the hardcore 6'3 drug dealing gangsters. And he wears a big ass chain and it almost touches the ground. It's really quite funny.


That's the story of my life.

[Stompemplay]

Do it!

only problem...ull probably get really drunk, make sure u dont fuck the midget.

unless thats what youre into

[jackass9701]

i always wanted to hang out with a midget, or have a midget as a son. Then you could make fun of him all day and perhaps even use him as a football or perhaps even a soccer ball. I guess this is why i'll never have kids...but anyway, yes, midgets make great prom dates. When they step on your feet while dancing, it doesn't hurt. Also, its kind of a slap in the face to all the kids taking the prom all serious, cuz u'r all like, "woah, look at my midget, he's stealin your thunder, bitch."

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by OffBasil
That's the story of my life.

ha really?

[FallingOut]

Can I take you to the prom?

[ntb60]

Originally posted by amberb182
My friends are putting money together throughout the school year to see if I will take a midget stripper to prom. Should I? I'm the type of person who will do just about anything. I'm like the daredevil of the bunch, but I don't know about this.

You would be the coolest person on this board

[ted.]

i am actually appalled that you need to ask this.

the answer is yes. even if no money is involved. proms are pointless and stupid, and doing this would make a mockery of prom. go for it.

[BleedingMe]

I would make money from doing it. Plus I'd have more fun with the midget than some loser from my school. To all who ask if they could take me to the prom: the more the merrier! But I'm still bringing the midget. Maybe he'll give you a free lap dance?

[StartingLine182]

Since I'm thinking your a girl make sure the midget wears a good suit.Make sure he has a cane too

[BleedingMe]

I am a girl. I'm going to make him wear a bright yellow pimp suit with a top hat.

[jackass9701]

Originally posted by StartingLine182
Since I'm thinking your a girl make sure the midget wears a good suit.Make sure he has a cane too

Priceless memories, priceless

[BleedingMe]

Actually, the midget is going to be expensive! But it will be priceless when goes around humping legs!

[ifeelused]

do u think the midget will like this? and this im gonna "make" him do things.. i dont see it as that funny

[BleedingMe]

If hes getting paid, he'll do anything! Trust me, he will be well taken care of.

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by amberb182
If hes getting paid, he'll do anything! Trust me, he will be well taken care of.

how much are u going to pay him.. to make a fool of himself?

[BleedingMe]

I'm not paying him, my friends are. It will be a hefty amount. Chances are he will embarass himself with out me telling him to do anything. If hes a midget -stripper, he probably doesn't have a lot of respect for himself.

[ifeelused]

i hate people

[BleedingMe]

Because of the midget? We have a midget house in my city.

[BleedingMe]

Its a done deal.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by ifeelused
i hate people

This is by far the best post i've ever seen.

And I'm actually not joking

[evil zach]

Originally posted by amberb182
Its a done deal.
you did it? Lets see some pictures

[BleedingMe]

I'm dead serious too! I'm doing it!

[evil zach]

put him on a leash. That would be hilarious

[BleedingMe]

I'll have him wear a thong! Shit, I can't wait, maybe I'll do this at the Homecoming dance. Its sooner than prom. Although, school dances are lame. They don't play good music, all they play is rap. This will make things more interesting. I'm so bringing my midget to the after parties!

[BleedingMe]

bump