Basil Marceaux

[SgtSmegma]

Did a search and couldn't find anything, so sorry if he has been discussed before. He is a Republican gubernatorial candidate for the state of TN. Please watch these videos. You will not regret it.

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The man clearly has severe mental problems and the reading comprehension of a 10 year old. I plan on voting for him

[GeeBee]

The man clearly has severe mental problems and the reading comprehension of a 10 year old. I plan on voting for him

I assume he's Tea Party?

[Jake Gyllenhaal]

I really hope he wins the primary tomorrow. Colbert last night informed Tennessee voters that it is an open primary and to vote for him.

[Broken Parachute]

God Bless America.

He actually does have mental issues though, I believe.

[bamamitch]

I'm from the South and this makes me sad. not that people are poking fun, but that this guy is actually being considered as a gubernatorial candidate.

[Broken Parachute]

I'm from the South and this makes me sad.It would make me sad to be from the South, too.

[tkamB]

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Vote for him and get immunity!

[crackedthesky]

So basically, he'll make it illegal to not carry a gun. But if you vote for him, you're immune to the law. So, if you vote for him... you don't have to do what he says?

[bamamitch]

It would make me sad to be from the South, too.
dont get me wrong, i love it here.
the North sucks.
i just hate the government down here

[Broken Parachute]

the North sucks.So false.

[loveisdead]

So false.

x2.

[crackedthesky]

I predict Civil War Part II starts on this site.

[Broken Parachute]

I'm not one of those people who rags on the south at all, but damn...I've been through and experienced a lot of southern life, and it is just so, so different than life up here.

[A Wild Pikachu!]

Say what you will about the guy; his name is still rad.

[jwicklun]

Let him and Alvin Greene televised debate. That would be must see television.

[Smash Adams]

Say what you will about the guy; his name is still rad.
I feel like he should be helping out Jason Bourne or James Bond when they're in France with that name

[loveisdead]

Let him and Alvin Greene televised debate. That would be must see television.

Gotta agree.

[JordanBuell]

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Vote for him and get immunity!

i love how jimmy treats him as if he is mentally handicapped haha

[bamamitch]

I'm not one of those people who rags on the south at all, but damn...I've been through and experienced a lot of southern life, and it is just so, so different than life up here.
I guess our preferences are different. Ive been to a lot of places up North and damn I'm happy I live here.

[Broken Parachute]

I guess our preferences are different. Ive been to a lot of places up North and damn I'm happy I live here.It's how we were raised. We prefer what we are used to. I just could never imagine not living in New York.

[JordanBuell]

the North sucks.


are you serious?

[bamamitch]

It's how we were raised. We prefer what we are used to. I just could never imagine not living in New York.
I feel the same way about Alabama.

[Manicapathy]

I'd vote for Basil Marceaux.com

[SgtSmegma]

I really hope he wins the primary tomorrow. Colbert last night informed Tennessee voters that it is an open primary and to vote for him.

I'm voting for him. No doubt

[SgtSmegma]

I'd vote for Basil Marceaux.com

Hahah I love that that's how he introduces himself

[boxingwithstars]

i believe his name is actually Basil Marceaux.com

[cuzimlefthanded]

Hahah I love that that's how he introduces himself

i believe his name is actually Basil Marceaux.com

I did a double-take and a "rewind", thinking that I'd heard him wrong...noooooooope.

[Juan Jose]

if it wasn't for colbert and kimmel no one would care about this guy

[the sky below]

:-d

you americans have the funniest people.

[loveisdead]

if it wasn't for colbert and kimmel no one would care about this guy

So thank god for them.

[a nocturnal day]

I regret it.

[the sky below]

his website is so geocities-like.

from it:

WHAT IMPORTANT:
1.Education
a. School violents
b. Add reading of the minutes to the U.S.Congress mandatory
c. Get more of the lottery money to 1-12

2.Equal Health care
a. a free gift program
b. take a look at and redo all mandtory insurance programs
c. See why dental is not in most plans a tooth aches hurt more than a back aches and no teeths depresses people

[raptorz44]

Seen him on The Colbert Report...is he for real? I'm pretty sure he is mentally disabled...

[SgtSmegma]

if it wasn't for colbert and kimmel no one would care about this guy

I'd still vote for him

[Juan Jose]

I'd still vote for him

of course, he's gonna give everyone guns :celebrate:

[crackedthesky]

I wonder why he hasn't shot himself for having a French name :shrug:

[SgtSmegma]

Seen him on The Colbert Report...is he for real? I'm pretty sure he is mentally disabled...

He's either absolutely brilliant, or functionally retarded. I'm pretty sure its the latter

[boxingwithstars]

his website is so geocities-like.

from it:

the crazy thing is i can actually get behind most of these ideas... tooth aches are a bitch.

[boxingwithstars]

The dictionary says in a democracy all members are democcrate----- I am a republican what does that make me ? a traitor

It does not matter who win the president spot ,if a democrate win he work off a democracy principles and if a republican win he work a democracy principles, But a republican must follow the principles of a republic and if we did a democrat would never win.

straight from his website. he's either most definitely trollin' or he's mentally handicapped. i love him either way.

[SgtSmegma]

Any fellow Tennesseeans voting for him today?

Edit: do yourself a favor and check out his well constructed and completely gramatically correct website here:

http://politics.freesitenow.com/basilmarceauxforgovernor/

[mattyrocks]

It would make me sad to be from the South, too.


haha oh man.

[Mitch]

Poor guy is probably going to be a wreck when he loses. Don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him. Probably both.

[Gumbyjag]

lmao can somebody get this kid a happy meal!?

[germypill]

Oh man. If I was filthy Bill Gates rich I'd pay every Tennessee citizen to vote for this guy.

[boxingwithstars]

seriously, Tennessee is screwed if any of the GOP candidates win in the general election. so you might as well make it interesting and vote for this guy.

[dru]

lollllllllllll basil

[fightinirish217]

How sad is it that this is reality?

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x2.
L.I till I die

[Jake Gyllenhaal]

With only 2% of precincts reporting, the Associated Press has declared Knoxville mayor Bill Haslam as winner of the primary (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_tenn_governor;_ylt=AuqXCxwGwhg1C TsTnLk94Eqs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTJsaDNwZW VtBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwODA2L3VzX3Rlb m5fZ292ZXJub3IEY3BvcwM2BHBvcwMzBHNl YwN5bl9oZWFkbGluZV9saXN0BHNsawNrbm9 4dmlsbGVtYXk-). Sorry Basil :(

[GeeBee]

Goddammit. Yes we could have.:-(

[SgtSmegma]

seriously, Tennessee is screwed if any of the GOP candidates win in the general election. so you might as well make it interesting and vote for this guy.

Kind of my thoughts exactly

Poor guy is probably going to be a wreck when he loses. Don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him. Probably both.

Evidently he ran for Senate in 2000 and failed miserably

[boxingwithstars]

With only 2% of precincts reporting, the Associated Press has declared Knoxville mayor Bill Haslam as winner of the primary (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_tenn_governor;_ylt=AuqXCxwGwhg1C TsTnLk94Eqs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTJsaDNwZW VtBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwODA2L3VzX3Rlb m5fZ292ZXJub3IEY3BvcwM2BHBvcwMzBHNl YwN5bl9oZWFkbGluZV9saXN0BHNsawNrbm9 4dmlsbGVtYXk-). Sorry Basil :(

aw poor Basil :-(

but at least it wasn't Ramsey or Wamp.

[Khouse89]

Basil is awesome. If you think he is funny, check out his brother, Cumin online

[SgtSmegma]

aw poor Basil :-(

but at least it wasn't Ramsey or Wamp.

Haha...is it bad that I actually feel sympathy for him?

[BigG1392]

I voted for him today. My first vote ever placed, Basil Marceaux.com.

I've met him several times actually, he's quite a character. He'll talk your head off if you let him.

[GeeBee]

I voted for him today. My first vote ever placed, Basil Marceaux.com.

I've met him several times actually, he's quite a character. He'll talk your head off if you let him.

Oh, I'd definitely let him talk me off.

[crackedthesky]

How sad is it that this is reality?

I don't know if it's more or less sad than the top contender for Harry Reid's senate seat is a woman who thinks we should trade chickens for health care, provides lists of questions people can or can't ask her in case she doesn't know the answer, thinks rape victims need to "make lemonade out of lemons," and tries to sue people over things they post on the internet :shrug:
Whole world's gone mad, I tell you h'what.

[boxingwithstars]

I don't know if it's more or less sad than the top contender for Harry Reid's senate seat is a woman who thinks we should trade chickens for health care, provides lists of questions people can or can't ask her in case she doesn't know the answer, thinks rape victims need to "make lemonade out of lemons," and tries to sue people over things they post on the internet :shrug:
Whole world's gone mad, I tell you h'what.

you don't even have to look that far. out of the top 3 contenders for Gov in the state on Tennessee, one of them wanted to secede from the nation and the other one said Islam is not a real religion. imo, the state could have actually done worse than this dude. that's what is sad.

[crackedthesky]

you don't even have to look that far. out of the top 3 contenders for Gov in the state on Tennessee, one of them wanted to secede from the nation and the other one said Islam is not a real religion. imo, the state could have actually done worse than this dude. that's what is sad.

Yeah, I always love when those "constituion-lovin' Americans" bring out seccession. It's not like the Constitution says anything about seccession, right?

[boxingwithstars]

Yeah, I always love when those "constituion-lovin' Americans" bring out seccession. It's not like the Constitution says anything about seccession, right?

state's rights maaaannnn! which, i guess, includes the right to no longer be a state.

[crackedthesky]

state's rights maaaannnn! which, i guess, includes the right to no longer be a state.

The kicker is whenever something goes terribly wrong and the Constitution lovin' governor starts begging Obama for help.

[Jake Gyllenhaal]

I just now took the time to read through his website that is a blueprint of how his brain functions. For some reason, he's really got it out there for oppressive traffic stops, better health care for toothaches, and flying the American flag the right way.

This is one of the things he lists as what he has done for his citizens (which is listed twice on the website):

Filled a suit against Chattanooga Free Press, Tennessean, all TV stations , Hamilton county attorney, D/A for extortion jury fixing,, racketeering, promoting slavery at traffic stops.

[crackedthesky]

I just now took the time to read through his website that is a blueprint of how his brain functions. For some reason, he's really got it out there for oppressive traffic stops, better health care for toothaches, and flying the American flag the right way.

This is one of the things he lists as what he has done for his citizens (which is listed twice on the website):

Wow. And I thought it was bad when the police and firefighters around here do their money-collecting traffic stops.

[boxingwithstars]

I just now took the time to read through his website that is a blueprint of how his brain functions. For some reason, he's really got it out there for oppressive traffic stops, better health care for toothaches, and flying the American flag the right way.

This is one of the things he lists as what he has done for his citizens (which is listed twice on the website):

this guy REALLY hates traffic stops. but i mean, who doesn't? there is nothing quite as annoying as getting stuck at a red light for 5 minutes at 2:00 AM when there is absolutely nobody on the road and all you want to do is go, but you can't.

except for maybe getting t-boned by some idiot who wasn't paying attention because there was no traffic light to begin with.

[NGE]

Basil Marceaux for President of the World!

[zion the lion]

I feel so sorry for him...

[Scrandon]

I feel so sorry for him...

That's funny, I always imagined him as being a real-life personification of yourself.

[zion the lion]

That's funny, I always imagined him as being a real-life personification of yourself.

I wonder how long it took you to think of that one.

[MrOctober430]

great name though

[jwicklun]

2012?

[Machu505]

great name though
What I thought.

[SgtSmegma]

2012?

There's always hope

[Mikey Paine]

I think I saw this on the soup awhile back.

[8SlicesOfPie]

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/basilmarceaux2

Oh my god

[Smash Adams]

the fact that he didn't write the song is still freaking me out

[Jake Gyllenhaal]

This guy just needs to realize that his 15 seconds of fame are up

[8SlicesOfPie]

Sorry for not including this earlier. I was unaware of its existence.

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