So my friend

[Slaytus]

told me
1. he pees sittin down
2. he has dreamed about guys sexually before
3. thinks a friend of ours is the most beautful thing god has created
4. despises george bush

im not kiddin he told me these 4 things during lunch today when i was tryin to cheer him up over his ex-gf. He sstarted saying maybe girls werent for him and named off these 4 signs that he could be gay....

i told him he's just confused an that until he fiqures it out... we're hangingout in groups (he has a reputation for practically raping a girl thus the gf breaking up with him)

i dont know... is he?

[smokedsanity]

This is not real, is it?

This IS a right answer to this question.

[FondestMemory]

how the fuck is despising george bush even remotely relevant to the question?

[Slaytus]

no im completely serious....sadly....
i asked him if he was lazy and if thats why he sat down but he pointd out...in detail that pullin urjeans n boxers completley down and sttin down takes more work then just unzippin his fly... :( *sigh* my friends

[marrost]

Do you expect serious responses from this? Yea hes gay man. I know this from those 4 things you listed.

Shot in the dark here, but I think the only one that knows if he's gay is him.

[Slaytus]

how the fuck is despising george bush even remotely relevant to the question?

something about bush being against gay marriage or something? i dont follow politics since i cant vote

[[Alea]]

Haha, since when do gay men pee sitting down? That made me laugh.

[ForeverInADay]

I'm not American or even gay (others would tell you different) but I hate Bush so much.

[FondestMemory]

I'm not American or even gay (others would tell you different) but I hate Bush so much.

so do millions and millions of other people in america and throughout the world.

hating bush isn't a sign you may be gay.

[marrost]

hating bush isn't a sign you may be gay.you might want to rephrase that.

[ForeverInADay]

hating bush isn't a sign, you may be gay.
it looks funnier with a comma in there. hahaha

[FondestMemory]

you might want to rephrase that.

nah, i prefer shaven, so i guess it works both ways.

[apoemtothedead]

no im completely serious....sadly....
i asked him if he was lazy and if thats why he sat down but he pointd out...in detail that pullin urjeans n boxers completley down and sttin down takes more work then just unzippin his fly... :( *sigh* my friends
Um, why does this deserve a "sadly"?

[Juliana101]

If he's gay, he's gay. Who cares?

[concernedparent]

you might want to rephrase that.
hahahhahahahahah

[Neo Cassady]

1. he pees sittin down
2. he has dreamed about guys sexually before
3. thinks a friend of ours is the most beautful thing god has created
4. despises george bush

1. so? I do too when I'm tired/drunk
2. doesn't necessarily mean he's gay
3. contrary to some beliefs, it IS possible to find someone attractive/beautiful whatever gender they are.
4. if that makes you gay, then I'm the biggest *** I know.

[fifi_lykewhoa]

told me
1. he pees sittin down
2. he has dreamed about guys sexually before
3. thinks a friend of ours is the most beautful thing god has created
4. despises george bush

im not kiddin he told me these 4 things during lunch today when i was tryin to cheer him up over his ex-gf. He sstarted saying maybe girls werent for him and named off these 4 signs that he could be gay....

i told him he's just confused an that until he fiqures it out... we're hangingout in groups (he has a reputation for practically raping a girl thus the gf breaking up with him)

i dont know... is he?



Maybe, infact, he might be gay xD

[IceFromTheSpoon]

told me
1. he pees sittin down
2. he has dreamed about guys sexually before
3. thinks a friend of ours is the most beautful thing god has created
4. despises george bush

im not kiddin he told me these 4 things during lunch today when i was tryin to cheer him up over his ex-gf. He sstarted saying maybe girls werent for him and named off these 4 signs that he could be gay....

i told him he's just confused an that until he fiqures it out... we're hangingout in groups (he has a reputation for practically raping a girl thus the gf breaking up with him)

i dont know... is he?



1. Your pissing style doesn't really determine your sexuality
2. So, he's young...maybe he needs a little experimentation to actually know...dreams don't count (one time I had a dream abotu a girl, and I'm still perfectly striahgt)
3. I think other girls can be gorgeous
4. Everyone hates georgebush

[Narcissm]

hating bush isn't a sign you may be gay.

shit thats funny...was that deliberate? ahh...the comic genius!!

[ndtitr]

Mos def he is gay I think option #3 up there puts him over the top.

[Kodi_bnb]

He's probably bi if he likes girls too but I really don't think it matters.

[Kodi_bnb]

1. Your pissing style doesn't really determine your sexuality
2. So, he's young...maybe he needs a little experimentation to actually know...dreams don't count (one time I had a dream abotu a girl, and I'm still perfectly striahgt)
3. I think other girls can be gorgeous
4. Everyone hates georgebush

That all could be true too.

[cuetheflames]

yeah hes gayer then a huge bucket of aids.

[DreamOfUnity]

without a doubt he loves cock.

[Speyside]

yeah hes gayer then a huge bucket of aids.
Pretty much

[Drew Beringer]

shinfo

[johnh5304]

your friend is a homogay alright.

[forgotten_emo]

Ya I Would Say Hes Gay But Its Not My Business If Hes Gay Hes Gay Oh Well Just Leave Him To His Dick Cuz If Hes Gay Then U Wont Be Able To Make Him Change His Mind Or Turn Him Straight Agn

[livethesounds]

shinfo

way to tell em drew.

Ya I Would Say Hes Gay But Its Not My Business If Hes Gay Hes Gay Oh Well Just Leave Him To His Dick Cuz If Hes Gay Then U Wont Be Able To Make Him Change His Mind Or Turn Him Straight Agn

for science sake quit posting in caps. you have 8 posts and i already hate you more than panic! at the disco.