cockblock

[boysdontcry17]

my girlfriend's friend always shows up
and gets in the way
friggin annoyin

[ForeverInADay]

ask her if she wants in?

[johnnyowns]

Maybe you should check out her texting.
" SAVE ME"
"im on my way"

[yourneck]

Maybe you should check out her texting.
" SAVE ME"
"im on my way"

Haha seriously

[FondestMemory]

shoot it in her eye.

[justinevans]

ha sucks.

[IceFromTheSpoon]

ask her if she wants in?


Heh my best friend purspoley interupts so she can ask if she can join..

[yourneck]

Heh my best friend purspoley interupts so she can ask if she can join..

wtf?

[justinevans]

Heh my best friend purspoley interupts so she can ask if she can join..

yikes.

[ForeverInADay]

Heh my best friend purspoley interupts so she can ask if she can join..
and your response is....?

[IceFromTheSpoon]

and your response is....?


I always say whatever. I personally don't care, but it still just never ends up happening so

[justinevans]

I always say whatever. I personally don't care, but it still just never ends up happening so

I need a gf like you and that girl to have friends like her.

oh wait, I had one but she fucking dumped me.

[IceFromTheSpoon]

I need a gf like you and that girl to have friends like her.

oh wait, I had one but she fucking dumped me.


:/

[make_this_hurt]

I need a gf like you and that girl to have friends like her.

oh wait, I had one but she fucking dumped me.
Just fuck some slut for a while... until you meet someone you actually like.

[justinevans]

Just fuck some slut for a while... until you meet someone you actually like.

I'm just not like that.

[IceFromTheSpoon]

I'm just not like that.


Thats atleast nice

I was completley repulsed by the post above yours

I felt bad for the "slut"

[yourneck]

I'm just not like that.

You pussy

[justinevans]

Thats atleast nice

I was completley repulsed by the post above yours

I felt bad for the "slut"

I rather feel something, it makes everything better

[justinevans]

You pussy

fine, spread your legs

[michaelsx905]

talk to ur gf about it then...
tell her it bothers u and that sometimes u want to just be alone w /her

[yourneck]

fine, spread your legs

I think I just got pwned :-(

[justinevans]

I think I just got pwned :-(

:neiner:

[ForeverInADay]

I need a gf like you and that girl to have friends like her.

oh wait, I had one but she fucking dumped me.
hahaha dude, you're so bitter. I love it.
I got dumped like a week before you, I'll hold you :blush:

[ForeverInADay]

You pussy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[justinevans]

hahaha dude, you're so bitter. I love it.
I got dumped like a week before you, I'll hold you :blush:

well, we had a great place, and like a dog haha jk.

It just sucks man. It was today mostly.

[boysdontcry17]

i think my gf likes asians
im hispanic lol
i heard one of her friends makin a comment about how she likes the azns so yea
whore hahahah

[justinevans]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it is okay I owned her in return, and I am still waiting.

[Harold Wood]

this whole thread is cracking me up


seriously

[yourneck]

it is okay I owned her in return, and I am still waiting.

Waiting for what, exactly?

[justinevans]

Waiting for what, exactly?

Nothing really just waiting and whistling...

someone called me a pussy though, so I asked her to spread her legs, I guess she's the pussy now? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I wonder where that girl went.

[yourneck]

Nothing really just waiting and whistling...

someone called me a pussy though, so I asked her to spread her legs, I guess she's the pussy now? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I wonder where that girl went.

My legs are spread, you just can't tell from all the way in New Jersey. ;-)

[justinevans]

My legs are spread, you just can't tell from all the way in New Jersey. ;-)

damn tease lol.

are you masturbating to south park? hahahaha Butters does it for you doesn't he?

[yourneck]

damn tease lol.

are you masturbating to south park? hahahaha Butters does it for you doesn't he?

Only Professor Chaos!

[Harold Wood]

this convo got pretttty steamy

[justinevans]

Only Professor Chaos!

ha Simpson's did it.

[yourneck]

this convo got pretttty steamy

You wish you were a part of it, don't you?

[justinevans]

this convo got pretttty steamy

AP.NET where all the steaminess takes place.

[justinevans]

You wish you were a part of it, don't you?

I think Harold has wood ha ha ha

[yourneck]

I think Harold has wood ha ha ha

haha nice pun

[justinevans]

haha nice pun

I'm good like that.

[yourneck]

I'm good like that.

What else are you good at?

[justinevans]

What else are you good at?

Fingerbang!
Bang-bang!
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang!
I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.
'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang; let's not fight
I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night

[yourneck]

Fingerbang!
Bang-bang!
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang!
I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.
'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang; let's not fight
I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night

Haha what more could a girl ask for?

[make_this_hurt]

Fingerbang!
Bang-bang!
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang!
I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.
'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang; let's not fight
I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night
Amazing.

[justinevans]

Haha what more could a girl ask for?

penis bang?

and back rubs?

[yourneck]

penis bang?

I wouldn't know :-(

[justinevans]

I wouldn't know :-(

tongue bang?

[yourneck]

tongue bang?

Haha fingers are longer ;-)

[justinevans]

Haha fingers are longer ;-)

so is a penis?

I'll get a boner, I'll slap your titties around then pee inside you or well if you don't want to get pregnant, I'll pee on your leg.

[make_this_hurt]

so is a penis?

I'll get a boner, I'll slap your titties around then pee inside you or well if you don't want to get pregnant, I'll pee on your leg.
I love south park.

[yourneck]

so is a penis?

I'll get a boner, I'll slap your titties around then pee inside you or well if you don't want to get pregnant, I'll pee on your leg.

How romantic! That Cartman sure knows how to seduce a lady.

[justinevans]

How romantic! That Cartman sure knows how to seduce a lady.

I think butters explanation of sex is the best.

"Yes, now sit down, Jimmy, we should have a little talk. You see, Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady. Into her "vagiiina." Then, the hard penis sneezes milk inside the lady's tummy, and after it's all done sneezin' milk. the penis stops bein' hard, and the man loses interest in the lady."

[justinevans]

How romantic! That Cartman sure knows how to seduce a lady.

ha im jk, I'll romanticize you on the shores of NJ....after you turn 18.

[make_this_hurt]

ha im jk, I'll romanticize you on the shores of NJ....after you turn 18.
Haha... what's the age of consent in Jersey? It's 17 here in Ohio.

[justinevans]

Haha... what's the age of consent in Jersey? It's 17 here in Ohio.

It is 16 if the guy is under 21. I think in NJ

Still, no matter the age, I'd wait until she was 18 anyway.


EDIT: I'm talking like I am really waiting and I am getting something...

the irony of it all, I was supposed to be in chi-town last weekend.

[make_this_hurt]

It is 16 if the guy is under 21. I think in NJ

Still, no matter the age, I'd wait until she was 18 anyway.
Yea... that would reduce the creepiness factor.

[justinevans]

Yea... that would reduce the creepiness factor.

read the edit.

[make_this_hurt]

read the edit.
Ah.. haha.

[yourneck]

It is 16 if the guy is under 21. I think in NJ

Still, no matter the age, I'd wait until she was 18 anyway.


EDIT: I'm talking like I am really waiting and I am getting something...

the irony of it all, I was supposed to be in chi-town last weekend.

Oh you'll get something ;-)

Why were you coming here/why did it get canceled?

[justinevans]

Oh you'll get something ;-)

Why were you coming here/why did it get canceled?

Dad was there on business, I decided not to go last minute. NJ was getting hit with a Nor'Easter so I stayed home to make sure things were in check and also my friend is moving to Fl on Friday so we did shit for him last weekend.


and oh really? awesome.

[yourneck]

Dad was there on business, I decided not to go last minute. NJ was getting hit with a Nor'Easter so I stayed home to make sure things were in check and also my friend is moving to Fl on Friday so we did shit for him last weekend.


and oh really? awesome.

wtf is a Nor'Easter? Just come to Chicago the weekend after May 31 and I'll make it worth your while!

[make_this_hurt]

wtf is a Nor'Easter? Just come to Chicago the weekend after May 31 and I'll make it worth your while!
:-|

[yourneck]

:-|

What's that face for? Jealous?

[justinevans]

wtf is a Nor'Easter? Just come to Chicago the weekend after May 31 and I'll make it worth your while!

may 31 your bday? lol

A Nor'Easter is a shit storm with alot of wind and rain.

It weird though, it actually caused a blow out tide. And some of the boats in my lagoon were beached lol. But everything is back to normal now.

[yourneck]

may 31 your bday? lol

A Nor'Easter is a shit storm with alot of wind and rain.

It weird though, it actually caused a blow out tide. And some of the boats in my lagoon were beached lol. But everything is back to normal now.

Yup. You have a lagoon? Is there a creature that lives in it?

[make_this_hurt]

What's that face for? Jealous?
No.. that you didnt' know what a nor'easter was. I thought it was pretty common knowledge.

[justinevans]

Yup. You have a lagoon? Is there a creature that lives in it?

niiice lol.

and no.

there is a pic, but I did change the color a little.

[justinevans]

No.. that you didnt' know what a nor'easter was. I thought it was pretty common knowledge.

don't make fun of my new sex mate haha

[make_this_hurt]

don't make fun of my new sex mate haha
Haha.

I'm telling Dateline.

Niiiiccceee

[justinevans]

Haha.

I'm telling Dateline.

Niiiiccceee

niiiiiiiiiceeee

[yourneck]

don't make fun of my new sex mate haha

Sex mate?! Haha

[make_this_hurt]

niiiiiiiiiceeee
Nicce.

I love how they mixed short ones (niiice)... with longs ones (niiiiiicccceeee).

I love that show.

[justinevans]

Sex mate?! Haha

i mean fingermate.

[yourneck]

i mean fingermate.

That's better.

[justinevans]

That's better.

and tonguemate...

but wait what do I get?

[yourneck]

and tonguemate...

but wait what do I get?

Oh gosh...you'll find out, won't you?

[justinevans]

Oh gosh...you'll find out, won't you?

probably not lol.

If I pass my exam next week I am going to be a busy man for a long time.

[yourneck]

probably not lol.

If I pass my exam next week I am going to be a busy man for a long time.

You're ditching me? What will you be busy with that's more worthwhile than our date?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Remember when this thread turned out to be the opposite of the title?

Sweet statutory, Justin.

[justinevans]

You're ditching me? What will you be busy with that's more worthwhile than our date?

Trying to make $50,000 a month trading stocks. But if thats the case, I could always fly you to me, then you you have to give more lol, its like an obligation.

[justinevans]

Remember when this thread turned out to be the opposite of the title?

Sweet statutory, Justin.

I'm like an injured young fawn being released back into the wild.

[yourneck]

Trying to make $50,000 a month trading stocks. But if thats the case, I could always fly you to me, then you you have to give more lol, its like an obligation.

In other words...a prostitute.

[justinevans]

In other words...a prostitute.

no, I was going along the lines of you cooking food...pervert.

[yourneck]

no, I was going along the lines of you cooking food...pervert.

I was fine with being a prostitute, I just had to clarify. A cook is much less interesting.

[ForeverInADay]

I was fine with being a prostitute, I just had to clarify. A cook is much less interesting.
You can be my prostitute and his cook....

Just so we're clear, I'm not paying.

[yourneck]

You can be my prostitute and his cook....

Just so we're clear, I'm not paying.

Fine with me :-)

[justinevans]

I was fine with being a prostitute, I just had to clarify. A cook is much less interesting.

true especially when we could eat in the city....i wouldn't pay you for sex though.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

I'm like an injured young fawn being released back into the wild.
haha that's awesome.

[justinevans]

haha that's awesome.

true too.

I'm single and ready to mingle.

[yourneck]

true too.

I'm single and ready to mingle.

Fuck that, you're mine now ;-)

[ForeverInADay]

Fuck that, you're mine now ;-)
I just got passed on :bluesad:

[justinevans]

Fuck that, you're mine now ;-)

niiiceee

[yourneck]

I just got passed on :bluesad:

Aw you're mine too!

[ForeverInADay]

niiiceee

you truely are what this thread was intended for :-(

[justinevans]

I just got passed on :bluesad:

burn.

[justinevans]

you truely are what this thread was intended for :-(

how am I the cockblock? I asked her to spread her legs first? lol.

[ForeverInADay]

how am I the cockblock? I asked her to spread her legs first? lol.
It would seem that way, but she told me two days ago shed fly to Toronto on Saturday.
:bluesad:

[justinevans]

It would seem that way, but she told me two days ago shed fly to Toronto on Saturday.
:bluesad:

sorry you can have her then.

[yourneck]

Oh sweet you guys are totally fighting over me right now. :thumbup:

[justinevans]

Oh sweet you guys are totally fighting over me right now. :thumbup:

girls and their vaginas...they fucking own us.

[ForeverInADay]

sorry you can have her then.
I don't want her, you can have her.

hahahahahaha joking!

[yourneck]

girls and their vaginas...they fucking own us.

Yeah it's pretty awesome.

[justinevans]

I don't want her, you can have her.

hahahahahaha joking!

you can have her until may 31st.

[yourneck]

you can have her until may 31st.

Yeah what're the laws of consent in Canada, eh?

[ForeverInADay]

Yeah what're the laws of consent in Canada, eh?
18 I'm quite sure.

I'm 20 Saturday so..it might be bad news if you were to go to the authorities. BUT I look 16, if that does anything..

[yourneck]

18 I'm quite sure.

I'm 20 Saturday so..it might be bad news if you were to go to the authorities. BUT I look 16, if that does anything..

Nobody has to know...

[ForeverInADay]

Nobody has to know...
I like where this is going.

[justinevans]

darn my chances have gone with the wind.

[yourneck]

darn my chances have gone with the wind.

It's your own fault for choosing stocks over me!

[justinevans]

It's your own fault for choosing stocks over me!

yeah but what happened to the dinner and hotel room in nyc?

[Juliana101]

my girlfriend's friend always shows up
and gets in the way
friggin annoyin

Is she fat?

[yourneck]

yeah but what happened to the dinner and hotel room in nyc?

Shhh that's part of the affair!

[DaveHallow]

Is she fat?

Hahahaha. Best question ever!

[justinevans]

Shhh that's part of the affair!

oh no fun.

[yourneck]

oh no fun.

since when are affairs no fun??

[justinevans]

since when are affairs no fun??

idk, always?

[Harold Wood]

sounds like I need to get in on some of this action

[yourneck]

sounds like I need to get in on some of this action

Well helllloo there!

[Harold Wood]

Well helllloo there!

hellllllooooo!!!!! how are you darling?

[justinevans]

There is darkness all around me
Deep, piercing black, I cannot breathe
My heart has been raped.
The pain is everlasting.
I miss you so much, babe.
Want to hold you in my arms again, girl.

[boysdontcry17]

Is she fat?

well shes not fat
would that explain somethn?

[yourneck]

hellllllooooo!!!!! how are you darling?

Darling? :blush:

[ForeverInADay]

Darling? :blush:

cheat!

[Harold Wood]

Darling? :blush:

yesss how are you?

[yourneck]

cheat!

You know you're number one with me, baby ;-)

[Harold Wood]

internet love is adorable

[yourneck]

internet love is adorable

much easier than love irl, too

[Harold Wood]

much easier than love irl, too

true

but the whole physical thing

kind of tough

[yourneck]

true

but the whole physical thing

kind of tough

I guess that's what cyber sex is for? :shrug:

[justinevans]

I guess that's what cyber sex is for? :shrug:

haha

[Harold Wood]

I guess that's what cyber sex is for? :shrug:

and n00dz

[justinevans]

and n00dz

seconded.

[Juliana101]

well shes not fat
would that explain somethn?


The cockblock is ALWAYS fat. It just makes it that much more of a bitch.

[justinevans]

The cockblock is ALWAYS fat. It just makes it that much more of a bitch.

the cock block is fat when your gf is fat.

[yourneck]

and n00dz

sounds about right.

[justinevans]

sounds about right.

...well, we're waiting.

[Harold Wood]

sounds about right.

so my next question is obvious


where's the n00dz and cyber sex???

[yourneck]

You're gonna have to wait til may 31, remember?

[ForeverInADay]

You know you're number one with me, baby ;-)

i want n00dz

[ForeverInADay]

You're gonna have to wait til may 31, remember?

i won't though ;-)

[justinevans]

You're gonna have to wait til may 31, remember?

ah vaffunculo

[Harold Wood]

You're gonna have to wait til may 31, remember?

ha me either


fuck that

[yourneck]

ah vaffunculo

huh?

[ForeverInADay]

huh?
translated from italian - go fuck yourself

[yourneck]

translated from italian - go fuck yourself

:bluesad:

[Harold Wood]

:bluesad:


don't cry. he just felt teased!!!! we all do

[yourneck]

don't cry. he just felt teased!!!! we all do

There's nothing I can do about it, unless you wanna get arrested...

[Harold Wood]

There's nothing I can do about it, unless you wanna get arrested...

I don't think we can get arrested over the internet

[ForeverInADay]

I don't think we can get arrested over the internet
he makes a good point, although it's kind of flawed.

Every time i see the title of this thread i think "Herbie Handcock" and laugh.

Edit: haha i fucking ruined that spoiler.

[yourneck]

I don't think we can get arrested over the internet

Someone will alert the feds and you'll get arrested in person for underage porn. Furreal.

[Juliana101]

the cock block is fat when your gf is fat.

simply untrue.

DUFF's are apart of every group. We have accepted this. The DUFF is always teh cockblock because the DUFF is bitter that she can't get any cock.