whats the most fucked up you have ever been

[fezwik80]

how fucked up were you and what did you do to get there, (i.e beer, hard A, weed)

[theused_FSF]

last year, i got so fucked up that i fell down a flight of stairs and layed there while a rottweiller tried to fuck me in the ass, eventually, my friend jordan helped me up

what did i do to get there, hmmm

smoked a dime of hydro and drank 6 beers, and 12 shots of vodka

[kidinthecorner]

I'm gonna have to go and say Friday night/all day saturday.

I went to this kids land for paintball, and we got there friday. Instantly play some drinking card games (its maybe 7 o clock) Then we get a ping pong table from God knows where, since we're at a fucking trailer, and play well past 1. Then we're doing shot of vodka and eating vodka soaked fruit for some reason. I went to bed at 3 or 4 or so and woke up at 8, still drunk, for paintball. Before we leave, I fell off the porch and puked. We play til 3, then drink nonstop, playing beerpong and everything else til 430, passing out again. So many classic quotes from this weekend, it was fucking awesome, but my head is pounding now, and I'm sore from ...evertyhing.

[.&$]

i once jumped off my friends house, which is three stories high. its very stereotypical drunk behavior, but whatever.

what i took to get there: 22 beers. i was going for a case but i couldnt hold on to some of them toward the end, had no motor skills left.

[fezwik80]

in the span of about 3 hours i had 33 beers and a dime.... best birthday ever proly the last too

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by fezwik80
in the span of about 3 hours i had 33 beers and a dime.... best birthday ever proly the last too


does that mean your gonna die before your next birthday

do you have cancer

[asubtledaggerx]

I get drunk REALLY easily. 2 coolers and I'm pretty fucked up...sad I know but whatever, I don't stop drinking at 2 haha.

Umm when I'm drunk I usually come on the computer and harrass people. And I laugh alot and fall off things like chairs. This one time I told a guy I would give him head and when he said yes I kicked him in his nuts...

[.&$]

Originally posted by fezwik80
in the span of about 3 hours i had 33 beers and a dime.... best birthday ever proly the last too

can i have your autograph? seriously thats fuckin A, a job well done!

[cheez mastah]

I dont drink or anything, so I've never been really fucked up... the closest I've ever gotten was getting absolutely no sleep for three days straight... god it was wierd, I was starting to see things...

[papathomas]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
This one time I told a guy I would give him head and when he said yes I kicked him in his nuts... thats not cool.

[the grey race]

13 shots of vodka and was high, and i tripped right off a stage cause there was a step off and just fell flat onto the floor

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by papathomas
thats not cool.

I know...I didn't really know what I was doing at the time though. And I saw the guy again 3 weeks agao and he gave me the dirtiest look ever :(

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
I know...I didn't really know what I was doing at the time though. And I saw the guy again 3 weeks agao and he gave me the dirtiest look ever :(

maybe you should give him the head you offered

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
maybe you should give him the head you offered

I wasn't actually gunna do it. Fuck I just said it 'cause I was really drunk.

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
I wasn't actually gunna do it. Fuck I just said it 'cause I was really drunk.


then give me head instead

[Ronin]

Originally posted by fezwik80
in the span of about 3 hours i had 33 beers and a dime.... best birthday ever proly the last too

33 beers in 3 hours eh?

So you're writing to us from the grave?

Lay on some more bullshit. Did you drink Draino as well?

I'm so impressed with your drinking skills. Either you're a 400 pound man with the metabolism of a humming bird, or you're a loser trying to impress people on a message board.

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
then give me head instead

If I didn't have a boyfriend I would...








...oh wait no I wouldn't.

[BigD]

damn Ronin, you always crack me up

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by Ronin
33 beers in 3 hours eh?

So you're writing to us from the grave?

Lay on some more bullshit. Did you drink Draino as well?

I'm so impressed with your drinking skills. Either you're a 400 pound man with the metabolism of a humming bird, or you're a loser trying to impress people on a message board.

I'd go with #2

[The Nephilm]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
If I didn't have a boyfriend I would...

...oh wait no I wouldn't.

you wouldn't do it because your enourmous fucking snozz would get in the way.

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
If I didn't have a boyfriend I would...








...oh wait no I wouldn't.


DAMN SHIT ASS FUCK BITCH SHIT SHIT SHIT DAMN DAMN

[Matthew]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
DAMN SHIT ASS FUCK BITCH SHIT SHIT SHIT DAMN DAMN

go shoot yourself.

[theused_FSF]

why

[Matthew]

becuase i said so.

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
you wouldn't do it because your enourmous fucking snozz would get in the way.

You're "insults" are so stupid and pointless. Do you honestly think they are insulting?

[Matthew]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
You're "insults" are so stupid and pointless. Do you honestly think they are insulting?

neph has self-esteem isssues.

[the grey race]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
You're "insults" are so stupid and pointless. Do you honestly think they are insulting?

if they werent directed towards you, you would laugh.

[Matthew]

Originally posted by the grey race
if they werent directed towards you, you would laugh.

i think its funny that he sued the word snozz.

[kevin]

Originally posted by the grey race
if they werent directed towards you, you would laugh.

They aren't funny or clever at all.

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by the grey race
if they werent directed towards you, you would laugh.

no, I wouldn't. They aren't funny.

[RecluseRockerNJ]

funny night --

ritual...smoke to sublime. and for like twenty minutes me adn my friends danced to "caress me down" while smoking. it was cool as hell. we didnt even realize it. and then his brother came in and caught us. i threw the bong at the ground and pretended to be looking for something that i lost...worst excuse ever but it was so funny. i was so fucked up and was like "umm did you find it?" and we just started dying. and his bro is sxe ( and i am now ) and he wa slike you guys are fucking reatarded.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by the grey race
if they werent directed towards you, you would laugh.

i have to disagree with you on this, i'm reading his insults from here, and greg's pic thread, and none of them are really that funny, he's done so much better in the past.

[the grey race]

Originally posted by kmtpw21
They aren't funny or clever at all.


they arent clever, no, but they are funny

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by ScreamoEMOBoy
becuase i said so.


why

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

at my friend's house, we took caffeine pills, who the fuck knows why, so we were already going nuts. Then we started doing double shots of vodka, i had about 4 or 5 of them, a couple double shots of Jack Daniels(god damn!), and 3 rum n cokes. Then, we decided to pass each other out, one at a time. 2nd kid that went...ran into a little trouble. The first kid was out for about a minute, and the 2nd kid was usually out and back awake in less than 30 seconds....but this time he passed out for an hour and 15 minutes. We seriously thought we killed him. It was fucking nuts. And umm, well, i didn't sleep that night from the caffeine, and i only puked about 4 times. And the next day, the pills were still working(they were 36 hour ones), and I had a birthday party from 6-11 at night...oh my god, by then end of that, my head was just fucking pounding, it was the worst feeling ever. guaran-damn-teed.

[the grey race]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
at my friend's house, we took caffeine pills, who the fuck knows why, so we were already going nuts. Then we started doing double shots of vodka, i had about 4 or 5 of them, a couple double shots of Jack Daniels(god damn!), and 3 rum n cokes. Then, we decided to pass each other out, one at a time. 2nd kid that went...ran into a little trouble. The first kid was out for about a minute, and the 2nd kid was usually out and back awake in less than 30 seconds....but this time he passed out for an hour and 15 minutes. We seriously thought we killed him. It was fucking nuts. And umm, well, i didn't sleep that night from the caffeine, and i only puked about 4 times. And the next day, the pills were still working(they were 36 hour ones), and I had a birthday party from 6-11 at night...oh my god, by then end of that, my head was just fucking pounding, it was the worst feeling ever. guaran-damn-teed.

yeah that passing people out shit isnt a good idea, my friend didnt know it worked and was doing it to my brother, and we thought he was laughing but he was chokin on his tongue, so when he let go, my brother smashed his face on the concrete, broke his cheek bones, and almost his nose, and got like 7 stiches in his face, tisk tisk bad idea

[Matthew]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
why

oh wow. nice comeback.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by the grey race
yeah that passing people out shit isnt a good idea, my friend didnt know it worked and was doing it to my brother, and we thought he was laughing but he was chokin on his tongue, so when he let go, my brother smashed his face on the concrete, broke his cheek bones, and almost his nose, and got like 7 stiches in his face, tisk tisk bad idea

yea, we figured that out after that...the one kid is from NF itself, so he had everything(the caffeine, the weed that we didnt use..), but he had some Adderol and we had to fucking force the passed out kid to swallow it, and thats what woke him up...

and we dont pass each other out anymore because my friend Alex, passed out and went completely nuts. He was like "Holy shit, i'm seeing Satan!!" then in this deep raspy voice he was like "FUCK YOU, I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL"...and he kept doing that shit...we had to ball tap him with a baseball bat to stop that it.....at one point in time, we held a crucifix up to his face and he turned his face away and was like "AHH! IT BURNS!!" then snapped back fast as hell and knocked it straight across the room. He tried to kill all 3 of us. Needless to say, it was the scariest night of my life.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
yea, we figured that out after that...the one kid is from NF itself, so he had everything(the caffeine, the weed that we didnt use..), but he had some Adderol and we had to fucking force the passed out kid to swallow it, and thats what woke him up...

and we dont pass each other out anymore because my friend Alex, passed out and went completely nuts. He was like "Holy shit, i'm seeing Satan!!" then in this deep raspy voice he was like "FUCK YOU, I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL"...and he kept doing that shit...we had to ball tap him with a baseball bat to stop that it.....at one point in time, we held a crucifix up to his face and he turned his face away and was like "AHH! IT BURNS!!" then snapped back fast as hell and knocked it straight across the room. He tried to kill all 3 of us. Needless to say, it was the scariest night of my life.

That might be the best story I've read here.

Let's see, the most fucked up I've been was about a month ago, last night of school. I pre-gamed with two 40's of Mickey's, went to the bar and chugged a pitcher of some kind of beer, had a few more beers, had some rum and cokes, came back to the girl's place and had another 40 of Mickey's, was prepared to leave for the strip club when the fucking police walked in (some idiot had left the door WIDE OPEN). Amazingly, they let us go, even though 2 of the cops had given me a citation the week before for minor in consumption. Needless to say, the strip club idea was called off, so we went back to my best friend's brother's place. Before she went to sleep she pulled me aside and told me that if I went near her brother, she'd "fucking kill" me. She went to sleep and I fucked her brother until my nose bled. Oops.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

i'm glad you enjoyed it...i almost shit my pants when it happened.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
i'm glad you enjoyed it...i almost shit my pants when it happened.

Well, on the one hand, your friend going psycho and trying to kill you is pretty terrifying. On the other hand, it makes for a great fucking story.

[OscarMurder]

my friend went crazy too, she was acting possessed and grabed my friend by the hair and was ripping her around the room and she said die and tryed to push me down the stairs

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by Matthew
oh wow. nice comeback.


i know you are but what am i

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
i know you are but what am i


a douche

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by OscarMurder
a douche


i know you are but what am i


i could play this game for months

[irapedyourkid]

most fucked up.. ummm

Either when i smoked a bunch and tripped on 2-CI
Or when i smoked a bunch and bumped a couple pills of OC

[fezwik80]

Originally posted by Ronin
33 beers in 3 hours eh?

So you're writing to us from the grave?

Lay on some more bullshit. Did you drink Draino as well?

I'm so impressed with your drinking skills. Either you're a 400 pound man with the metabolism of a humming bird, or you're a loser trying to impress people on a message board.

i weight 150 pounds and i go running every other day, however when i party i dont fuck around, at all believe it or not, but you can ask ben

[irapedyourkid]

does anyone do any drug besides alcohol?

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by irapedyourkid
does anyone do any drug besides alcohol?

I do your mom. She's a babe.

[fezwik80]

Originally posted by irapedyourkid
does anyone do any drug besides alcohol?

kinda trying to cut down or quit but i did alot of weed, salvia, and a lil bit of some pcp weed hybrid crap(really gay)

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Well, on the one hand, your friend going psycho and trying to kill you is pretty terrifying. On the other hand, it makes for a great fucking story.

now that i mention it, i didnt tell the FUNNY part of the story.

This is mid-February this year. there's snow on the ground, we have the window open cuz its hella hot in his room. Firecrackers go off somewhere in the near distance, and my friend Alex(Satan)...this is after we passed him out, but before he went Satan, so he's a little out of it...he's kinda hallucinating...he stands up, and DIVES through the open window, stands up, and starts walking, then clutches his chest like he's been shot, and falls face first into the snow. We were pissing our pants laughing, then we had to go get him. It was fucking hilarious.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
now that i mention it, i didnt tell the FUNNY part of the story.

This is mid-February this year. there's snow on the ground, we have the window open cuz its hella hot in his room. Firecrackers go off somewhere in the near distance, and my friend Alex(Satan)...this is after we passed him out, but before he went Satan, so he's a little out of it...he's kinda hallucinating...he stands up, and DIVES through the open window, stands up, and starts walking, then clutches his chest like he's been shot, and falls face first into the snow. We were pissing our pants laughing, then we had to go get him. It was fucking hilarious.

HAH! I want to party with you guys. Where do you live?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Niagara Falls, NY, shithole of the US.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
Niagara Falls, NY, shithole of the US.

Yes, it is rather shitty. No wonder you and your friends are forced to resort to such tactics to amuse yourselves. But goodtimes are goodtimes.

[The Nephilm]

Originally posted by kmtpw21
They aren't funny or clever at all.
I'm terribly sorry that you don't find me funny or clever... however if I had been trying to be "funny" or "clever" I would have told her I was going to gauge her eyes out and skull-fuck her... because you kids love that moronic shit that Roger always spouted out.

I wasn't saying a god damn thing for your entertainment, I was merely stating the fact that 'pretty'xinxpunk is a ugly slut. I'm so sorry if I offended your dream girl... but you idiots need to leave your rooms once in a while... I've seen dogs that I've been more attracted to than her.

[The Nephilm]

Originally posted by irapedyourkid
does anyone do any drug besides alcohol?

i've done weed, shrooms, peyote, acid once, coke once, and a plethra of prescription drugs.

and all you bible thumpers that are going to call me satan, fuck off.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Ronin
33 beers in 3 hours eh?

So you're writing to us from the grave?

Lay on some more bullshit. Did you drink Draino as well?

I'm so impressed with your drinking skills. Either you're a 400 pound man with the metabolism of a humming bird, or you're a loser trying to impress people on a message board.


hahahahaha

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by irapedyourkid
most fucked up.. ummm

Either when i smoked a bunch and tripped on 2-CI
Or when i smoked a bunch and bumped a couple pills of OC

So in non-druggie, what the fuck is 2-CI and OC?

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
i've done weed, shrooms, peyote, acid once, coke once, and a plethra of prescription drugs.

and all you bible thumpers that are going to call me satan, fuck off.

How does that make you satan? As stated above, I believe PlaysWithFire's friend is satan.

What was peyote like?

[SonnyPunk]

Ok I have taken more ecstacy pills than I can count, those are the best. Ive done acid once and that was sick but I cant ever find that shit anymore. Ive done shrooms 3 times and I am convinced they are fromt he devil himself. Ive done angel dust which was ok. Ive robotripped...and Ive done coke. Plus Ive tried prescription narcotics liek ritalin, adderall, and concerta. I know I must sound like a big druggie but I havent done any drugs in several months. I would love to try peyote but thats prolly impossible. Whats 2ci?

[The Nephilm]

Originally posted by SonnyPunk
I would love to try peyote but thats prolly impossible. Whats 2ci?

Peyote is like shrooms only 10x better but it tastes like you are tossing Rosie O'Donnell's Salad...

and I have no idea what 2ci is... slang 4 somethin??

[neb nawoc]

Originally posted by Ronin
33 beers in 3 hours eh?

So you're writing to us from the grave?

Lay on some more bullshit. Did you drink Draino as well?

I'm so impressed with your drinking skills. Either you're a 400 pound man with the metabolism of a humming bird, or you're a loser trying to impress people on a message board.

i was there. he was sooooo fucked up.

[neb nawoc]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
I'm terribly sorry that you don't find me funny or clever... however if I had been trying to be "funny" or "clever" I would have told her I was going to gauge her eyes out and skull-fuck her... because you kids love that moronic shit that Roger always spouted out.

I wasn't saying a god damn thing for your entertainment, I was merely stating the fact that 'pretty'xinxpunk is a ugly slut. I'm so sorry if I offended your dream girl... but you idiots need to leave your rooms once in a while... I've seen dogs that I've been more attracted to than her.

aha! someone else thinks she is ugly! high-five!

[blackonyx]

still dont no what 2CI is. Please explain

[irapedyourkid]

Originally posted by kidinthecorner
So in non-druggie, what the fuck is 2-CI and OC?

2-CI is a chemical research drug, meaning it's not too natural or anything and no one knows a lot about it yet, but it makes you trip pretty hard depending on how much you take. -- it's like a powder that you ingest, most likely in a gell cap

OC is Oxy Codone, it's a pain killer, perscription, opiatate (comes from the same shit as heroin)

[BleedingMe]

So fucked up that I blacked out and puked all over someone's bedroom and do not recall a single second of it. Gotta love New Year's parties!

[Ronin]

Originally posted by fezwik80
i weight 150 pounds and i go running every other day, however when i party i dont fuck around, at all believe it or not, but you can ask ben

Ok, I know that you're an idiot, but I feel the need to show everyone on this board just how big of a fucking moron you are

Just to recap, he said he drank 33 beer in 3 hours

A 150 pounds person who drinks 33 beer in 3 hours would have a blood alcohol level of 0.783 (taking into account the alcohol absorbed by the liver during this time). Don't believe me? Go read a book or look it up on the internet. Luckily my university level courses have made me impervious to such bullshit

Don't think 0.783 is a high BAL? The average lethal BAL is0.4. A lethal dose for people with exceptionally high tolerance could be as high as 0.6

So dude. You fucking lose

[kevin]

I agree completely. There is NO way anyone of your body weight could drink 33 beers in one period of time.

Make sure your lies are atleast believable.

[itookadumponu]

i stubbed my toe 10 times in a row once....




dont worry one day i WILL stop posting here. :rolleyes:

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by kmtpw21
I agree completely. There is NO way anyone of your body weight could drink 33 beers in one period of time.

Make sure your lies are atleast believable. I called him on that lie in that "whippets" thread as he said something else, but I'm pretty sure he never responded. I think I'll bump it so he can get another chance to correct himself.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
Ok, I know that you're an idiot, but I feel the need to show everyone on this board just how big of a fucking moron you are

Just to recap, he said he drank 33 beer in 3 hours

A 150 pounds person who drinks 33 beer in 3 hours would have a blood alcohol level of 0.783 (taking into account the alcohol absorbed by the liver during this time). Don't believe me? Go read a book or look it up on the internet. Luckily my university level courses have made me impervious to such bullshit

Don't think 0.783 is a high BAL? The average lethal BAL is0.4. A lethal dose for people with exceptionally high tolerance could be as high as 0.6

So dude. You fucking lose

Colin: 2
fezwik80: 0

pwned.

[varock]

OMG ONE TIME I WAS SPINNING AROUND REAL FAST IN MY CHAIR AND WHEN I STOOD UP I WAS LIKE WHOA AND ALMOST FELL OVER

[day in paradise]

you sooooo crazy varock!