Pointless Thread #193875829385743

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

West Side Hippos Offer to Colin and Pat:

Free sex with any female Hippos, whenever you want it. Regardless of whether they want it or not. This offer is to be taken seriously.


That is all.

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
West Side Hippos Offer to Colin and Pat:

Free sex with any female Hippos, whenever you want it. Regardless of whether they want it or not. This offer is to be taken seriously.


That is all.


GANG RAPE!!!!!!

[hot damn!]

thread jacking in full throttle::::

so jerry, i got ur message that u fully enjoyed watching dogma last night.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by nihilism
thread jacking in full throttle::::

so jerry, i got ur message that u fully enjoyed watching dogma last night.


fully. it was a great movie.

Rufus: "Thats what the ____ said, right before they stoned me."
Bethany: "So you were martyred"
Rufus "Yea, I guess that's just a nice way of saying I was bludgeoned to death BY BIG FUCKING ROCKS!!"

[hot damn!]

HOLY BARTENDER!!!!!

[blaarg]

hmmm... can i eat pie while having sex with them?

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by blaarg
hmmm... can i eat pie while having sex with them?

Is your name Colin or Pat? I think not. So no the offer is not extended for you...

As for the offer itself, this will take some time for deliberation.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Is your name Colin or Pat? I think not. So no the offer is not extended for you...

As for the offer itself, this will take some time for deliberation.

ok

[evil zach]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
West Side Hippos Offer to Colin and Pat:

Free sex with any female Hippos, whenever you want it. Regardless of whether they want it or not. This offer is to be taken seriously.


That is all.
I have nothing to offer but my undieing repsect, garuntee you will be treated as an equal and sex with oscar murder(we'll talk), if you join my posse, the super duper friends!

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by evil zach
I have nothing to offer but my undieing repsect, garuntee you will be treated as an equal and sex with oscar murder(we'll talk), if you join my posse, the super duper friends!

You had me at hello (tear)... yeah change the name, I don't want to be associated with anything that sounds like a public access children's show. Or I have a better idea, why don't you and Oscar just join Bill, Shan, Billy, Colin and I in Emü.

[evil zach]

your idea intrigues me...what re the benifets of emu?

[blaarg]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Is your name Colin or Pat? I think not. So no the offer is not extended for you...

As for the offer itself, this will take some time for deliberation.
what if my name is collin.... or pat...?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
You had me at hello (tear)... yeah change the name, I don't want to be associated with anything that sounds like a public access children's show. Or I have a better idea, why don't you and Oscar just join Bill, Shan, Billy, Colin and I in Emü.

when did i get kicked out of emü??

[OscarMurder]

what the hell is emu i've been confused since the which emu guy are you thread

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by evil zach
your idea intrigues me...what re the benifets of emu?

Well it's a virtually indestructible organization which began as the brainchild of Colin (Ronin) and myself. We then added Devin and Bill (Nihilism). Then Billy, Shan (TsunamiGlory) and Shelley (Lolli_Rot). Pretty much it involves some secret stuff and flaming newbies, Which both you and Oscar excel at, so the invitation stands.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
when did i get kicked out of emü??

When you joined the hungry hungry hippos.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
When you joined the hungry hungry hippos.


Well then fuck the Hippos...I thought emü was "on hiatus". Let me back in.

[evil zach]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Well it's a virtually indestructible organization which began as the brainchild of Colin (Ronin) and myself. We then added Devin and Bill (Nihilism). Then Billy, Shan (TsunamiGlory) and Shelley (Lolli_Rot). Pretty much it involves some secret stuff and flaming newbies, Which both you and Oscar excel at, so the invitation stands.
I accept

[OscarMurder]

i wanna be in!!

[BustaNutz]

OK, Welcome to Emü.

Jerry, we don't like Barry Manilow here at Emü.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
OK, Welcome to Emü.

Jerry, we don't like Barry Manilow here at Emü.


Pat, read the other post I made, I don't like Manilow either. It was a joke involving my weird earth science teacher.

[BustaNutz]

Oh yes you just hafta put the word Emü somewhere in your sig, that's just so people know not to mess with you.

[hot damn!]

Originally posted by OscarMurder
i wanna be in!! u seem too soft......are u sure you can handle multiple gang rapings at one time?!!? and and and!!!! make sure that every GC fan feels like scum of the earth if they think they're punk??!?!

can u handle this? can u?

</ends melodrama>

[evil zach]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Oh yes you just hafta put the word Emü somewhere in your sig, that's just so people know not to mess with you.
done and done
*dusts off hands*

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by nihilism
u seem too soft......are u sure you can handle multiple gang rapings at one time?!!? and and and!!!! make sure that every GC fan feels like scum of the earth if they think they're punk??!?!

can u handle this? can u?

</ends melodrama>


but i thought lolli was the gang skank!!

[BustaNutz]

Emü, copy and paste it into the sig

[hot damn!]

Originally posted by OscarMurder
but i thought lolli was the gang skank!! there can never be enough gang skanks, especially with the rise in male members.


heh members.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by nihilism
there can never be enough gang skanks, especially with the rise in male members.


heh members.

Emü guy/ girl ratio = 5:3

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by nihilism
there can never be enough gang skanks, especially with the rise in male members.


heh members.

heh, bill, the forum 2nd elder, still laughs at "male members"

[the_champ_is_here]

fuck emü

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Emü guy/ girl ratio = 5:3

who's the third girl

[BustaNutz]

Shannon (TsunamiGlory)

[the_champ_is_here]

who is DreamOfWaking? he/she seems to think they are emü

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by OffBasil
who is DreamOfWaking? he/she seems to think they are emü

The hell if I know.

[asubtledaggerx]

I was Emu before...am I kicked out now or something?

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
I was Emu before...am I kicked out now or something?

Just not on the council, we have lots, just few are on the council...

[asubtledaggerx]

ooh alright..well thats fine then, aslong as I'm still part of it.

[theused_FSF]

i guess im the forgotten Emü :(

i was the one who brought up the weakerthans being Emü

[Tom Foolery]

I want to be Emü. I've turned schooling GC fans into an art form. And you need more girls. Hot girls, I might add. (Although I'm sure TsunamiGlorY and lollirot are babes)

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
I want to be Emü. I've turned schooling GC fans into an art form. And you need more girls. Hot girls, I might add. (Although I'm sure TsunamiGlorY and lollirot are babes)

slap in the face

[Frodo]

emu people suck

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Em?guy/ girl ratio = 5:3


i was.. Emü but i deleted it..
can i get back in though! i love you pat...

[lollirot]

Originally posted by OscarMurder
but i thought lolli was the gang skank!!


:eek:

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by OscarMurder
slap in the face

Towards whom?

I've talked to both of them and they're cool girls, and I bet they are hot, although I haven't seen their pictures. Did you misinterpret what I typed?

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
emu people suck


you suck, ****** :D

[hot damn!]

Originally posted by OscarMurder
slap in the face haha dont deny u like to be beaten!

[BustaNutz]

Hmmm I have never seen the ghetto girl flame before, or have I seen her picture. But I'd be interested to get a glimpse. As for the rest of you, any of you can be Emü, it's just getting into the hierarchy which is tough, you must have (as they say in Harlem) Mad Skillz.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Hmmm I have never seen the ghetto girl flame before, or have I seen her picture. But I'd be interested to get a glimpse. As for the rest of you, any of you can be Emü, it's just getting into the hierarchy which is tough, you must have (as they say in Harlem) Mad Skillz.

Hey, I can flame with the best of them. I've just been sitting back and biding my time, taking notes on who's who and whatnot. I will unleash the fury eventually. If I show you my picture, can I get in?

[charly horse]

Originally posted by nihilism
HOLY BARTENDER!!!!!

hahahahahhahah good golly miss molly that was a great GREAT great! movie

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Hey, I can flame with the best of them. I've just been sitting back and biding my time, taking notes on who's who and whatnot. I will unleash the fury eventually. If I show you my picture, can I get in?

Possibly, and if you have been taking notes, please share them with us...

[Tom Foolery]

And risk revealing my master plan? I think not. But I guarantee that I will be a valuable asset to Emü.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
And risk revealing my master plan? I think not. But I guarantee that I will be a valuable asset to Emü.

Yes will, we will see how valuable you truely are, I am still awaiting the picture. And I will ask this as a preliminary question. Name the five people who can flame best on the forum as well as the 5 dumbest people on the forum...

[Fobika!]

Emü seems to have a hell of a lot of similarities to Nazism...*shifty eyes*

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by Krammit
Emü seems to have a hell of a lot of similarities to Nazism...*shifty eyes*

Silence her!

[charly horse]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Silence her!


:eek:

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Yes will, we will see how valuable you truely are, I am still awaiting the picture. And I will ask this as a preliminary question. Name the five people who can flame best on the forum as well as the 5 dumbest people on the forum...

Five Best:
1. tie between Ronin and BustaNutz
3. Devin
4. blaarg
5. PlaysWithFire

Honorable Mentions:
nihilism
sad_but_true
FishALotNBePunk

Five Dumbest:
nearly everyone else, with a few exceptions

And where do send the picture?

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Five Best:
1. tie between Ronin and BustaNutz
3. Devin
4. blaarg
5. PlaysWithFire

Honorable Mentions:
nihilism
sad_but_true
FishALotNBePunk

Five Dumbest:
nearly everyone else, with a few exceptions

And where do send the picture?

Close, just siwtch Blaarg with Neph and you've got it, just post it here, or if you don't want to do that send it to NaturallyCynical@Netscape.net

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

...i thought that was a list of people who excel at flaming....explaining Colin, Pat and Devin's presence...but I only flame occasionally, and I suck at it. and i dont think i've ever seen blaarg flame someone.

[charly horse]

i can name the 5 dumbest ones!!

me
chineese noodles
britt
me
oh and me


:eek:

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Close, just siwtch Blaarg with Neph and you've got it, just post it here, or if you don't want to do that send it to NaturallyCynical@Netscape.net

Damn! I was going to put The Nephilm in the top 5 but then I remembered some of his flames didn't go over so well. He is, however, one of my personal favorites.

I'm going to email the pic now.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
i can name the 5 dumbest ones!!

me
chineese noodles
britt
me
oh and me


:eek:

You know, the funny thing is that you were at the top of my dumbest list before I decided to just generalize it into encompassing the entire forum.

And PlaysWithFire, I recall seeing some flames from you, or I thought I did. At any rate, your posts amuse me, so you make the list.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
You know, the funny thing is that you were at the top of my dumbest list before I decided to just generalize it into encompassing the entire forum.

And PlaysWithFire, I recall seeing some flames from you, or I thought I did. At any rate, your posts amuse me, so you make the list.

i have made a few flames, but i just usually sit back and let the experts do it. like colin and pat, and neph...who has been slacking off lately.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Five Best:
1. tie between Ronin and BustaNutz
3. Devin
4. blaarg
5. PlaysWithFire

Honorable Mentions:
nihilism
sad_but_true
FishALotNBePunk

Five Dumbest:
nearly everyone else, with a few exceptions

And where do send the picture?

Send nude boudoir pics to my home address. They will be considered for content and skankiness.

I'm so fucking proud of my Emü brethren. Not only did we make it through this whole "West Side Dildos Project" thing, but we made it out stroger than before. i_speak_ghetto is an excellent addition, and it increases our "cool girl" ratio (currently a solid 100%). I can't believe we picked up zach. Was he a free agent? Why didn't someone else make a bid? He's a welcome addition to the team with his 0.999 flaming average against newbs and republicans alike.

You thought we were gone, but Emü is stronger than ever.

Pat and I own your asses.

And yes, I'm taking this too seriously.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by Ronin
Send nude boudoir pics to my home address. They will be considered for content and skankiness.

I'm so fucking proud of my Emü brethren. Not only did we make it through this whole "West Side Dildos Project" thing, but we made it out stroger than before. i_speak_ghetto is an excellent addition, and it increases our "cool girl" ratio (currently a solid 100%). I can't believe we picked up zach. Was he a free agent? Why didn't someone else make a bid? He's a welcome addition to the team with his 0.999 flaming average against newbs and republicans alike.

You thought we were gone, but Emü is stronger than ever.

Pat and I own your asses.

And yes, I'm taking this too seriously.

hey colin, i'm just wondering, but as an original member and complete lover of Molson, where exactly on the totem pole am I in emü??

[Tom Foolery]

The picture has been sent! :::eagerly awaits initiation into Emü::: That's right, I know I'm a sure-thing.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
hey colin, i'm just wondering, but as an original member and complete lover of Molson, where exactly on the totem pole am I in emü??

You're the highest of the footsoldiers

So I suppose you're a general in the ranks

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
The picture has been sent! :::eagerly awaits initiation into Emü::: That's right, I know I'm a sure-thing.

Whoa whoa whoa
Pat and I are BOTH on the high council
email it to me
specialblend15@hotmail.com
also, give me 50 words on how Emü you are

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by Ronin
You're the highest of the footsoldiers

So I suppose you're a general in the ranks

good enough....that would put me somewhere right below the Most High Council, you and pat, correct?

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
Whoa whoa whoa
Pat and I are BOTH on the high council
email it to me
specialblend15@hotmail.com
also, give me 50 words on how Emü you are

Colin! You weren't on when Pat was requesting a picture. Of course I will send it right away, as I greatly respect the high council and do not wish to displeasure it in any way.

50 words, eh? Can't I get in on sheer hotness?

[kevin]

You have to send one to kevin@rockingthescene.com as well.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by kmtpw21
You have to send one to kevin@rockingthescene.com as well.

Says who?!

Oh, and I thought of my 50 words. Check out my signature. It's 50 words *EXACTLY*. Now how much more emü can you get?

[kevin]

Consider me a third party.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Says who?!

Oh, and I thought of my 50 words. Check out my signature. It's 50 words *EXACTLY*. Now how much more emü can you get?

David Spade is not considered Emü

But hotness will get you far.

And Kevin deserves to see the pic. He's Emü.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
David Spade is not considered Emü

But hotness will get you far.

And Kevin deserves to see the pic. He's Emü.

1. I wasn't going for whether or not David Spade was emü. I was going for attitude and ability to flame. Come on! And they don't like no feed back? Absolutely classic.

2. I'm not going to email my pic to everyone. That's tedious and my internet is slow. I'll upload it here so you can just click away to your little heart's content.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Says who?!

Oh, and I thought of my 50 words. Check out my signature. It's 50 words *EXACTLY*. Now how much more emü can you get?

Batman and Robin

you are so in

[Tom Foolery]

I don't actually look like an alien, I promise. It's the webcam.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
Batman and Robin

you are so in

It's actually Batman and the Riddler, but that's trivial.

COLIN SAYS I'M IN!!! I gotta go update my signature with some emüness.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
It's actually Batman and the Riddler, but that's trivial.

COLIN SAYS I'M IN!!! I gotta go update my signature with some emüness.

I should be expelled from Emü for not knowing the Riddler

Although the most Emü comic is Spawn

Spawn is so hardcore

Wolverine and Gambit are Emü as well

I fucking loved comics when I was a kid

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
I should be expelled from Emü for not knowing the Riddler

Although the most Emü comic is Spawn

Spawn is so hardcore

Wolverine and Gambit are Emü as well

I fucking loved comics when I was a kid

Wolverine is so emü it hurts.

[BustaNutz]

And the Emü ranks grow larger and ever more powerful. I'd like to see anyone try and stop us now muah ha ha ha...

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
And the Emü ranks grow larger and ever more powerful. I'd like to see anyone try and stop us now muah ha ha ha...

Does that mean you support Colin's decision? Am I officially in?

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Towards whom?

I've talked to both of them and they're cool girls, and I bet they are hot, although I haven't seen their pictures. Did you misinterpret what I typed?


me!! i'm the 3rd girl

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by OscarMurder
me!! i'm the 3rd girl

Ah, sorry, Amber. I'm sure you are teh sexy.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Does that mean you support Colin's decision? Am I officially in?

You are in.

And Oscar, mind if I take a gander at your mug?

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
You are in.

And Oscar, mind if I take a gander at your mug?


huh :confused:

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Does that mean you support Colin's decision? Am I officially in?

Pat and I speak as one.

What either one of us says goes

But if you're sending pictures, you have to send them to us both.

Sorry, but those are the rules.

[evil zach]

...I think he's hitting on you...

[BustaNutz]

Send me a pic Oscar, that's what I meant...

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
Pat and I speak as one.

What either one of us says goes

But if you're sending pictures, you have to send them to us both.

Sorry, but those are the rules.

Yeah, that makes sense. But who says I'm sending more pictures?

[kevin]

I thought you were sending nude pictures? My day is ruined.

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Send me a pic Oscar, that's what I meant...

ahh

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by kmtpw21
I thought you were sending nude pictures? My day is ruined.

As I was trying to reply before I was so rudely booted off by the server: Send me a nude picture of Connor Oberst and I might be able to swing that for you.

On second thought, don't. I bet he has the body of a 12 year old boy.

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by OscarMurder
ahh


my aim is oscarmurder if you really wanna see nothing to spectacular

[Doolittle]

she looks like avril

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Doolittle
she looks like avril

You better not be talking about me, because that is simply not true.

[Doolittle]

no you look more like an aborted baby (http://www.disney.com)

[Tom Foolery]

Awesome.

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by Doolittle
no you look more like an aborted baby (www.disney.com)

omg thats gross. If that doesn't evoke some emotion from you pro-choicers.. who knows what will.

[Doolittle]

that picture makes me hungry

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by kidinthecorner
omg thats gross. If that doesn't evoke some emotion from you pro-choicers.. who knows what will.

Nah, I'm still pro-choice. \m/

[ChineseNoodle13]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
i can name the 5 dumbest ones!!

me
chineese noodles
britt
me
oh and me


:eek:


whoa... somebody knows i exist...

[the_champ_is_here]

Smile time happy hour has risen

[charly horse]

:o