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Jared Kaufman
11/07/06, 01:10 PM
Britney Spears has filed for divorce (http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce/) from Kevin Federline.

ironlionOROKU
11/07/06, 01:10 PM
SOB i just submitted this.

Jared Kaufman
11/07/06, 01:12 PM
SOB i just submitted this.
...too slow.

Jared Kaufman
11/07/06, 01:12 PM
Hi Jax. :wave:

mynameistaken
11/07/06, 01:12 PM
he's ben on WWE Raw for like the last 3 weeks. i've lost all respect for the WWE and anything with wrestling.

ironlionOROKU
11/07/06, 01:13 PM
...too slow.

i had it in MY blog first :-p

raine8181
11/07/06, 01:14 PM
This one's gonna big...

Nolessthanblink
11/07/06, 01:16 PM
Sweet. Best news of the day... maybe she;ll stop smoking and gimme a call now.

Punkdc
11/07/06, 01:18 PM
There is always his music carrer to fall back on

JAX
11/07/06, 01:19 PM
Hi Jax. :wave:


Hehehe HI! See this is what I do all day instead of working

lostboy
11/07/06, 01:21 PM
inevitable. just another statistic.

ATDIdakota
11/07/06, 01:21 PM
There is always his music carrer to fall back on

buawhahaha

johnh5304
11/07/06, 01:23 PM
I wonder what he's going to do now.

discodanceparty
11/07/06, 01:25 PM
haha, took her long enough.

silverloydstein
11/07/06, 01:26 PM
woah.. after only 2 kids? damn i lost.. i was hoping she would divorce him after like 6 more kids. hahaha.

mortal soldier
11/07/06, 01:27 PM
she probably listened to his album.

overoverme
11/07/06, 01:27 PM
Maybe he will stop trying to be a rapper now...
Shame, it was so funny.

Cue the Sun
11/07/06, 01:29 PM
she probably listened to his album.
ahahahahahahah

shes.a.ghost
11/07/06, 01:31 PM
did anyone watch the clip of her "being hot again" on david letterman? Her hair looked like wig... and her boobs are saggy as hell now.

Anton Djamoos
11/07/06, 01:32 PM
I am not going to lie. I honestly did not see this coming.

JunkBondTrader
11/07/06, 01:35 PM
wow. who didnt see this coming.

Anton Djamoos
11/07/06, 01:35 PM
wow. who didnt see this coming.
I am not going to lie. I honestly did not see this coming.
Obviously me.

IamTheINDUSTRY
11/07/06, 01:36 PM
hahah

ihearty0ut0o
11/07/06, 01:36 PM
i hope i don't end up like her someday ;)

heartagramlove
11/07/06, 01:38 PM
damn now she can go back to madonna for a while

BGP
11/07/06, 01:39 PM
For some reason I thought this all ready happened :-|

gibsonman246
11/07/06, 01:39 PM
(sarcasm coming) OMG! i NeVEr SW iT COmINg!!!!!one11112 THeYZ WUz pEEEErFECT 2GethA

rhinitus
11/07/06, 01:40 PM
shes still absolute white trash

Neptune
11/07/06, 01:41 PM
as long as this doesnt hurt his budding wrestling career, im fine. i cant wait for this cena vs federline new years day match.

.KillMoneen.
11/07/06, 01:42 PM
its funny cause he was juts on much music saying how great his marriage is going and how he couldnt wait to get back home and see her.

nulemoni
11/07/06, 01:48 PM
At least this marrage lasted more than 55 hours (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/04/britney.spears.wedding.ap/)...

jtrocka182
11/07/06, 01:52 PM
as long as this doesnt hurt his budding wrestling career, im fine. i cant wait for this cena vs federline new years day match.

I am a huge WWE fan and this is just a disgrace. I think I hate Federline more than Cena and that's kind of hard too since Cena is a complete copier of everyone in this business and he imitates a Marine which he has no idea what they go through.

Steve Henderson
11/07/06, 01:54 PM
The current question = WOULD YOU STILL HIT IT?

Drew Beringer
11/07/06, 01:56 PM
haha wow

Tenn
11/07/06, 01:56 PM
i am shocked :jawdrop:

ATDIdakota
11/07/06, 01:58 PM
The current question = WOULD YOU STILL HIT IT?

I'd hit it. Britney Spears was the first girl I ever wanted to rail, I was in 5th grade.

odelay
11/07/06, 01:58 PM
K. Fed and B. Spears broke up?
If they can't make it, I'm sure no one can. I mean, he left his pregnant girlfriend for her. If that's not a show of commitment, I don't know what is.
At least he still has his stellar rapping career. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516597/)

Chemical Love
11/07/06, 02:01 PM
Took long enough.

Tom Good
11/07/06, 02:03 PM
damn Jared, you ruined my day with this news (and by ruined, I mean made better)

Tom Good
11/07/06, 02:04 PM
The current question = WOULD YOU STILL HIT IT?
haha, tough one, probably not. I don't want to catch "horrible rapper's" disease.

thelocals
11/07/06, 02:07 PM
Amazing.

IAPAI
11/07/06, 02:08 PM
Sweet. Best news of the day... maybe she;ll stop smoking and gimme a call now.

because if she called you with a smoke in her mouth, you'd probably hang up.

Drew Beringer
11/07/06, 02:11 PM
she probably listened to his album.

Well, she does sing on it.

CurtyB
11/07/06, 02:17 PM
she'll regret it once he makes it big and she can't feed off of his stardom
:rotfl:

Johnny Clutch
11/07/06, 02:22 PM
I find it funny because last night during Raw when K-Fed challenged Cena to a match, he said he was going to fight him in one of his and Britney's many homes. Only home K-Fed is gonna have now is with his parents out in the middle of nowhere.

Haha

*crying stars*
11/07/06, 02:28 PM
She came to her senses!


Thank God for prenuptials.

Matt_Dizzle
11/07/06, 02:35 PM
oh man he only could get two babies out of her be4 she relized whats up. sucks for him.i'd still hit it tho.

Jim Morgan
11/07/06, 02:35 PM
I think anyone in the entire world could just look at K-Fed, and tell Britney Spears she could do better.

Britney Spears: fueling hope for ugly white boys that they too can get hot chicks.

Waltz Whitman
11/07/06, 02:43 PM
awe. k-fed and over-fed broke up?! thats so crazy. i figured those two crazy kids would last forever.

ihatecayte
11/07/06, 03:11 PM
bahah nice title, man. classy.
it was only a matter of time... i'm surprised they ever had a second kid, actually.

Johnny Clutch
11/07/06, 03:18 PM
Here is the possible straw the broke the camel's back...

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/47314/The-Federline-Spears-Split-&-What-It-Has-To-Do-With-WWE.htm

If this is true then thats hysterical haha

lftcoastenvy05
11/07/06, 03:22 PM
The current question = WOULD YOU STILL HIT IT?

in a heartbeat of course

thewk
11/07/06, 03:23 PM
popozo

Gunwalls
11/07/06, 03:33 PM
It's funny. Half the people in here are calling them white trash and the other half are talking about proffesional wrestling.

Joe DeAndrea
11/07/06, 03:37 PM
For some reason I thought this all ready happened :-|

Hahah same.

Joe DeAndrea
11/07/06, 03:38 PM
Here is the possible straw the broke the camel's back...

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/47314/The-Federline-Spears-Split-&-What-It-Has-To-Do-With-WWE.htm

If this is true then thats hysterical haha

:lol:

bencoles
11/07/06, 03:41 PM
he must be so gutted

Bury Your Head
11/07/06, 03:49 PM
i hope i don't end up like her someday ;)

At least your hotter than that white trash hahaha

azrielen
11/07/06, 03:52 PM
FINALLY.

Now someone asassinate him, please?

Bury Your Head
11/07/06, 03:56 PM
She came to her senses!


Thank God for prenuptials.

Um that dumb ho didn't want to have him sign one I believe either that or she didn't want to but her parents pressured her to if so I'm sure he gets a shitload of money out of the divorce either way britney is screwed and all her hottness went out the fucking window so who cares about the white trash whore

Eurotrash Drock
11/07/06, 04:01 PM
these celebrities and americans in general values of marriage are fucking disgusting. nothing is sacred anymore. if youre gonna get married and divorced multiple times in your life, just date someone, dont get fucking married. cool moral values.

not.

LPMagic
11/07/06, 04:01 PM
How is Britney Spears still relevant?

- Jeff

Pecan603
11/07/06, 04:05 PM
Doesn't he get half of her money? :thumbdwn:

Edit: Nevermind, that was already pointed out above.

jcsubtitled
11/07/06, 04:06 PM
Ok so here's what I noticed in all of these replies... No mentions of how screwed up these kids are going to be when they grow up though it was probably obvious when they were born from the vagina of Britney Spears to begin with. I didn't know K-Fed was on WWE and that just capitalizes the white-trashiness of the entire situation. Next, I really wish people would stop doing him the honor (albeit disrespectful honor) of calling him K-Fed. It keeps reminding me of that movie K-Pax which reminds me of a person more worthy of respect, Kevin Spacey. And in turn, it makes me want to hate "K-Space" for being in a movie called K-Pax because I never initially acknowledged that its just as ghetto strange as the whole abbreviating names for the sake of ghetto-fabulous nicknames is in the first place.

Now we all knew this would come eventually, and some of us thought it already happened. Well this sets up another possible pop culture monstrosity. Will Travis Barker ditch Paris Hilton for Britney Spears? Then, Travis Barker can start drumming for new Britney Spears songs and they can be one hell of a pop-rock duo. And all of their kids, even the ones that spawned from his crazy wife, can all be a part of the next generation of famous people's kids that get just as fucked up as Macaulay Culkin (as if his parents didn't screw up enough with his name when he was born). Now, granted I thought Home Alone was sweet when it first came out and two was slightly too much, but then they kept going to exploit what we eventually found out was a horrible idea anyway.

So I know that I didn't make any sense, but the moral of my story is that its all connected: Britney Spears, now single with Two Kids and a horrible Pop career that started at childhood and in southern states = White Trash = WWE = K-Fed (which reminds me of K-Pax, and other stupid ghetto-fabulous nicknames) = ghetto-fabulous = Travis Barker (with crazy ex-wife and Paris Hilton makeout sessions) = CRAZY (in all capital letters) = Macaulay Culkin (another stupid name and messed up famous childhood) = the childhoods of Britney Spears' children = Home Alone (not just the movie, but probably what the Spears children will end up doing once Britney Spears attempts to re-launch her music career, or they could end up with Travis Barker which would most likely get Travis kicked out of his west coast gang) = too much thinking we do about pop culture and how much fun Andy Warhol could have with these things

Now let's go see what TRL and MTV are saying about this, after they show all the bands that some of us have come to hate once their videos and songs made it on their programs.

Steve Henderson
11/07/06, 04:12 PM
Ok so here's what I noticed in all of these replies... No mentions of how screwed up these kids are going to be when they grow up though it was probably obvious when they were born from the vagina of Britney Spears to begin with. I didn't know K-Fed was on WWE and that just capitalizes the white-trashiness of the entire situation. Next, I really wish people would stop doing him the honor (albeit disrespectful honor) of calling him K-Fed. It keeps reminding me of that movie K-Pax which reminds me of a person more worthy of respect, Kevin Spacey. And in turn, it makes me want to hate "K-Space" for being in a movie called K-Pax because I never initially acknowledged that its just as ghetto strange as the whole abbreviating names for the sake of ghetto-fabulous nicknames is in the first place.

Now we all knew this would come eventually, and some of us thought it already happened. Well this sets up another possible pop culture monstrosity. Will Travis Barker ditch Paris Hilton for Britney Spears? Then, Travis Barker can start drumming for new Britney Spears songs and they can be one hell of a pop-rock duo. And all of their kids, even the ones that spawned from his crazy wife, can all be a part of the next generation of famous people's kids that get just as fucked up as Macaulay Culkin (as if his parents didn't screw up enough with his name when he was born). Now, granted I thought Home Alone was sweet when it first came out and two was slightly too much, but then they kept going to exploit what we eventually found out was a horrible idea anyway.

So I know that I didn't make any sense, but the moral of my story is that its all connected: Britney Spears, now single with Two Kids and a horrible Pop career that started at childhood and in southern states = White Trash = WWE = K-Fed (which reminds me of K-Pax, and other stupid ghetto-fabulous nicknames) = ghetto-fabulous = Travis Barker (with crazy ex-wife and Paris Hilton makeout sessions) = CRAZY (in all capital letters) = Macaulay Culkin (another stupid name and messed up famous childhood) = the childhoods of Britney Spears' children = Home Alone (not just the movie, but probably what the Spears children will end up doing once Britney Spears attempts to re-launch her music career, or they could end up with Travis Barker which would most likely get Travis kicked out of his west coast gang) = too much thinking we do about pop culture and how much fun Andy Warhol could have with these things

Now let's go see what TRL and MTV are saying about this, after they show all the bands that some of us have come to hate once their videos and songs made it on their programs.

I want to meet your dealer.

starcrossdlovex
11/07/06, 04:13 PM
She held out for longer than I predicted. Poor kids.
SO many divorces are happening right now. & I love all of them except Reese & Ryan's =[

Ok so here's what I noticed in all of these replies... No mentions of how screwed up these kids are going to be when they grow up though it was probably obvious when they were born from the vagina of Britney Spears to begin with. I didn't know K-Fed was on WWE and that just capitalizes the white-trashiness of the entire situation. Next, I really wish people would stop doing him the honor (albeit disrespectful honor) of calling him K-Fed. It keeps reminding me of that movie K-Pax which reminds me of a person more worthy of respect, Kevin Spacey. And in turn, it makes me want to hate "K-Space" for being in a movie called K-Pax because I never initially acknowledged that its just as ghetto strange as the whole abbreviating names for the sake of ghetto-fabulous nicknames is in the first place.

Now we all knew this would come eventually, and some of us thought it already happened. Well this sets up another possible pop culture monstrosity. Will Travis Barker ditch Paris Hilton for Britney Spears? Then, Travis Barker can start drumming for new Britney Spears songs and they can be one hell of a pop-rock duo. And all of their kids, even the ones that spawned from his crazy wife, can all be a part of the next generation of famous people's kids that get just as fucked up as Macaulay Culkin (as if his parents didn't screw up enough with his name when he was born). Now, granted I thought Home Alone was sweet when it first came out and two was slightly too much, but then they kept going to exploit what we eventually found out was a horrible idea anyway.

So I know that I didn't make any sense, but the moral of my story is that its all connected: Britney Spears, now single with Two Kids and a horrible Pop career that started at childhood and in southern states = White Trash = WWE = K-Fed (which reminds me of K-Pax, and other stupid ghetto-fabulous nicknames) = ghetto-fabulous = Travis Barker (with crazy ex-wife and Paris Hilton makeout sessions) = CRAZY (in all capital letters) = Macaulay Culkin (another stupid name and messed up famous childhood) = the childhoods of Britney Spears' children = Home Alone (not just the movie, but probably what the Spears children will end up doing once Britney Spears attempts to re-launch her music career, or they could end up with Travis Barker which would most likely get Travis kicked out of his west coast gang) = too much thinking we do about pop culture and how much fun Andy Warhol could have with these things

Now let's go see what TRL and MTV are saying about this, after they show all the bands that some of us have come to hate once their videos and songs made it on their programs.
Wow. I'm at a loss for words with that. & I agree with Steve

cannibalgirl
11/07/06, 04:21 PM
Ok so here's what I noticed in all of these replies... No mentions of how screwed up these kids are going to be when they grow up though it was probably obvious when they were born from the vagina of Britney Spears to begin with. I didn't know K-Fed was on WWE and that just capitalizes the white-trashiness of the entire situation. Next, I really wish people would stop doing him the honor (albeit disrespectful honor) of calling him K-Fed. It keeps reminding me of that movie K-Pax which reminds me of a person more worthy of respect, Kevin Spacey. And in turn, it makes me want to hate "K-Space" for being in a movie called K-Pax because I never initially acknowledged that its just as ghetto strange as the whole abbreviating names for the sake of ghetto-fabulous nicknames is in the first place.

Now we all knew this would come eventually, and some of us thought it already happened. Well this sets up another possible pop culture monstrosity. Will Travis Barker ditch Paris Hilton for Britney Spears? Then, Travis Barker can start drumming for new Britney Spears songs and they can be one hell of a pop-rock duo. And all of their kids, even the ones that spawned from his crazy wife, can all be a part of the next generation of famous people's kids that get just as fucked up as Macaulay Culkin (as if his parents didn't screw up enough with his name when he was born). Now, granted I thought Home Alone was sweet when it first came out and two was slightly too much, but then they kept going to exploit what we eventually found out was a horrible idea anyway.

So I know that I didn't make any sense, but the moral of my story is that its all connected: Britney Spears, now single with Two Kids and a horrible Pop career that started at childhood and in southern states = White Trash = WWE = K-Fed (which reminds me of K-Pax, and other stupid ghetto-fabulous nicknames) = ghetto-fabulous = Travis Barker (with crazy ex-wife and Paris Hilton makeout sessions) = CRAZY (in all capital letters) = Macaulay Culkin (another stupid name and messed up famous childhood) = the childhoods of Britney Spears' children = Home Alone (not just the movie, but probably what the Spears children will end up doing once Britney Spears attempts to re-launch her music career, or they could end up with Travis Barker which would most likely get Travis kicked out of his west coast gang) = too much thinking we do about pop culture and how much fun Andy Warhol could have with these things

Now let's go see what TRL and MTV are saying about this, after they show all the bands that some of us have come to hate once their videos and songs made it on their programs.

yeah....what the hell is wrong with u?
go steve

and thank god this happen, because kevin ruined britney.

PaintMeBlue
11/07/06, 04:37 PM
There is always his music carrer to fall back on

hahahahahhaha

elvis
11/07/06, 04:54 PM
finally

TBSowns524
11/07/06, 05:09 PM
retarted

Steve Henderson
11/07/06, 05:21 PM
retarted
*Retarded.

lol

Humres0083
11/07/06, 05:32 PM
he's ben on WWE Raw for like the last 3 weeks. i've lost all respect for the WWE and anything with wrestling.


Your first mistake is having respect for the wwe period.

Maxwell Edison
11/07/06, 05:38 PM
This is incredible. I'm breaking my BS posters back out of the closet, and god have i missed them...

shes.a.ghost
11/07/06, 05:39 PM
Ok so here's what I noticed in all of these replies... No mentions of how screwed up these kids are going to be when they grow up though it was probably obvious when they were born from the vagina of Britney Spears to begin with. I didn't know K-Fed was on WWE and that just capitalizes the white-trashiness of the entire situation. Next, I really wish people would stop doing him the honor (albeit disrespectful honor) of calling him K-Fed. It keeps reminding me of that movie K-Pax which reminds me of a person more worthy of respect, Kevin Spacey. And in turn, it makes me want to hate "K-Space" for being in a movie called K-Pax because I never initially acknowledged that its just as ghetto strange as the whole abbreviating names for the sake of ghetto-fabulous nicknames is in the first place.

Now we all knew this would come eventually, and some of us thought it already happened. Well this sets up another possible pop culture monstrosity. Will Travis Barker ditch Paris Hilton for Britney Spears? Then, Travis Barker can start drumming for new Britney Spears songs and they can be one hell of a pop-rock duo. And all of their kids, even the ones that spawned from his crazy wife, can all be a part of the next generation of famous people's kids that get just as fucked up as Macaulay Culkin (as if his parents didn't screw up enough with his name when he was born). Now, granted I thought Home Alone was sweet when it first came out and two was slightly too much, but then they kept going to exploit what we eventually found out was a horrible idea anyway.

So I know that I didn't make any sense, but the moral of my story is that its all connected: Britney Spears, now single with Two Kids and a horrible Pop career that started at childhood and in southern states = White Trash = WWE = K-Fed (which reminds me of K-Pax, and other stupid ghetto-fabulous nicknames) = ghetto-fabulous = Travis Barker (with crazy ex-wife and Paris Hilton makeout sessions) = CRAZY (in all capital letters) = Macaulay Culkin (another stupid name and messed up famous childhood) = the childhoods of Britney Spears' children = Home Alone (not just the movie, but probably what the Spears children will end up doing once Britney Spears attempts to re-launch her music career, or they could end up with Travis Barker which would most likely get Travis kicked out of his west coast gang) = too much thinking we do about pop culture and how much fun Andy Warhol could have with these things

Now let's go see what TRL and MTV are saying about this, after they show all the bands that some of us have come to hate once their videos and songs made it on their programs.hahaha if you meant that to be ridiculous... then, that was hilarious. But, if you are being dead serious... what the fuck is wrong with you?

Gunwalls
11/07/06, 06:09 PM
these celebrities and americans in general values of marriage are fucking disgusting. nothing is sacred anymore. if youre gonna get married and divorced multiple times in your life, just date someone, dont get fucking married. cool moral values.

not.


I agree completely. The anti gay marriage is supposed to be in defense of marriage. If they wanted to defend marriage they would take it off of fucking reality shows and forbid idiots like this from getting married. Marriage in America is at what like a 50% survival rate and somehow gays are to blame and not people like britney spears and shithead federline.

12:46AM
11/07/06, 06:19 PM
Your first mistake is having respect for the wwe period.owned.

CrenshawPunch
11/07/06, 06:48 PM
(sarcasm coming) OMG! i NeVEr SW iT COmINg!!!!!one11112 THeYZ WUz pEEEErFECT 2GethA

Your comment has no purpose for existing

SynesthesiaX
11/07/06, 06:52 PM
( sarcasm coming) OMG! i NeVEr SW iT COmINg!!!!!one11112 THeYZ WUz pEEEErFECT 2GethA

Your comment has no purpose for existing


with you on that one...

jurzdevil
11/07/06, 07:06 PM
K. Fed and B. Spears broke up?
If they can't make it, I'm sure no one can. I mean, he left his pregnant girlfriend for her. If that's not a show of commitment, I don't know what is.
At least he still has his stellar rapping career. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516597/)

haha i was there.
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=186097

Chris Fallon
11/07/06, 07:07 PM
Guess the music made him lose a little too much control.

RandomHero1230
11/07/06, 07:49 PM
amazing headline.

MisterJefferson
11/07/06, 08:31 PM
what a bitch.

Trainsaw
11/07/06, 08:33 PM
If Brittany and Kevin can't make it then who will?

Co and Ca
11/07/06, 10:07 PM
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/7364/kfed2yn6.jpg

jcsubtitled
11/07/06, 10:44 PM
I want to meet your dealer.
Thanks, Mr. Henderson... for replying to one ridiculous comment that I made. No dealer. I thought it was a creative effort to comment on the news.

Steve Henderson
11/07/06, 10:44 PM
Thanks, Mr. Henderson... for replying to one ridiculous comment that I made. No dealer. I thought it was a creative effort to comment on the news.
I actually enjoyed your comment...you have to concede it did sound like a stoner rant, though :)

jcsubtitled
11/07/06, 10:47 PM
yeah....what the hell is wrong with u?
go steve

and thank god this happen, because kevin ruined britney.
wrong with me? absolute nothing except that i pay too much attention to things like this and then decide to write entertaining stories, making observations, and generally commenting on funny forums... i have no life. sue me. isn't that why we're all here?

Steve Henderson
11/07/06, 10:48 PM
wrong with me? absolute nothing except that i pay too much attention to things like this and then decide to write entertaining stories, making observations, and generally commenting on funny forums... i have no life. sue me. isn't that why we're all here?
pwnd by cannibalgurl!!!!!1

jcsubtitled
11/07/06, 10:50 PM
I actually enjoyed your comment...you have to concede it did sound like a stoner rant, though :)
stoner rant??? hahahahaha... far from it, my absopunk friend. perhaps u can convince Jason to grant me a columnist job for this site. i just love to entertain. and glad u liked it.

Steve Henderson
11/07/06, 10:51 PM
stoner rant??? hahahahaha... far from it, my absopunk friend. perhaps u can convince Jason to grant me a columnist job for this site. i just love to entertain. and glad u liked it.
Nah, dude - it was very witty...props. I need to read some of your other shit.

jcsubtitled
11/07/06, 10:51 PM
pwnd by cannibalgurl!!!!!1
"two-shay" with the exception of the proper spelling (touche)... she really did "pwn" me as it were.

namembal
11/07/06, 10:57 PM
yeah im surprised. :P

jcsubtitled
11/07/06, 10:57 PM
Nah, dude - it was very witty...props. I need to read some of your other shit.
then by all means - scope out my profile here - check out some of my other posts - go to my MySpace page and check out my blogs. Some may not be as witty as I mostly just rant about life and whatnot but i'm definitely capable of going on and on like I just did here. Perhaps I have some type of skill (unlike "K-fed" and Spears, of course)

jcsubtitled
11/07/06, 10:59 PM
hahaha if you meant that to be ridiculous... then, that was hilarious. But, if you are being dead serious... what the fuck is wrong with you?
Definitely meant to be utterly ridiculous... who else would seriously tie up K-Fed, the WWE, Britney Spears, and that other stuff to make a serious point? Nah... merely meant to entertain. And thanks for seeing that.

Ragnarok71
11/08/06, 12:58 AM
Ok so here's what I noticed in all of these replies... No mentions of how screwed up these kids are going to be when they grow up though it was probably obvious when they were born from the vagina of Britney Spears to begin with. I didn't know K-Fed was on WWE and that just capitalizes the white-trashiness of the entire situation. Next, I really wish people would stop doing him the honor (albeit disrespectful honor) of calling him K-Fed. It keeps reminding me of that movie K-Pax which reminds me of a person more worthy of respect, Kevin Spacey. And in turn, it makes me want to hate "K-Space" for being in a movie called K-Pax because I never initially acknowledged that its just as ghetto strange as the whole abbreviating names for the sake of ghetto-fabulous nicknames is in the first place.

Now we all knew this would come eventually, and some of us thought it already happened. Well this sets up another possible pop culture monstrosity. Will Travis Barker ditch Paris Hilton for Britney Spears? Then, Travis Barker can start drumming for new Britney Spears songs and they can be one hell of a pop-rock duo. And all of their kids, even the ones that spawned from his crazy wife, can all be a part of the next generation of famous people's kids that get just as fucked up as Macaulay Culkin (as if his parents didn't screw up enough with his name when he was born). Now, granted I thought Home Alone was sweet when it first came out and two was slightly too much, but then they kept going to exploit what we eventually found out was a horrible idea anyway.

So I know that I didn't make any sense, but the moral of my story is that its all connected: Britney Spears, now single with Two Kids and a horrible Pop career that started at childhood and in southern states = White Trash = WWE = K-Fed (which reminds me of K-Pax, and other stupid ghetto-fabulous nicknames) = ghetto-fabulous = Travis Barker (with crazy ex-wife and Paris Hilton makeout sessions) = CRAZY (in all capital letters) = Macaulay Culkin (another stupid name and messed up famous childhood) = the childhoods of Britney Spears' children = Home Alone (not just the movie, but probably what the Spears children will end up doing once Britney Spears attempts to re-launch her music career, or they could end up with Travis Barker which would most likely get Travis kicked out of his west coast gang) = too much thinking we do about pop culture and how much fun Andy Warhol could have with these things

Now let's go see what TRL and MTV are saying about this, after they show all the bands that some of us have come to hate once their videos and songs made it on their programs.

lol

dude, that was the best rant I have ever seen..... even if it was a stoner rant. :P

Narcissm
11/08/06, 03:50 AM
lol

dude, that was the best rant I have ever seen..... even if it was a stoner rant. :P

to be honest, the fact there is so much written here...by a stoner is amazing. respect for the effort that went into this rant.

as if theyre getting divorced...i'll bet he is gutted....

Nigel Tufnel
11/08/06, 06:19 AM
The current question = WOULD YOU STILL HIT IT?


Absolutely!!! Hell, I would have plowed her in her chunky, walking in the gas station bathroom barefoot phase. You know that snatch is still sweet no matter what!!!

Chevy114
11/08/06, 06:34 AM
Am I suppossed to be shocked by this? He's half ass rapper who has no money and gets everything pregnent that he walks by and she was a rich and famous singer before she had kids. They were so opposite together in my opinion that I'm not shocked at all.

foisol
11/08/06, 06:41 AM
Poor K-Fed.. he was my hero.

Steve Henderson
11/08/06, 06:48 AM
Absolutely!!! Hell, I would have plowed her in her chunky, walking in the gas station bathroom barefoot phase. You know that snatch is still sweet no matter what!!!

Haha, wow. I definitely LOLed at this.

goyoyofosoco
11/08/06, 07:21 AM
He basically campaigned as "America's Most Hated" in order for people to buy his CD. He went on PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING as a bad guy, and basically played off how famous and rich he is because he's married to Britney Spears...





He gets the "DOUCHEBAG!" stamp of approval, and I hope his cornrows now try to escape from his head.

leftstranded
11/08/06, 07:57 AM
i hate k-fed. someone get rid of him!

Nigel Tufnel
11/08/06, 08:00 AM
Haha, wow. I definitely LOLed at this.


ha ha just being honest.

Vicky82
11/08/06, 08:07 AM
hahahah maybe you should have waited at least a year to have children moron!!!!
having another baby doesn't fix your problems

danielscottt
11/08/06, 08:34 AM
yes!!!

royalbq
11/08/06, 10:28 AM
AMEN!!! Finally, gosh! Now hopefully she can get her act together and go back to her former "glory"

Rest_Easy
11/08/06, 11:02 AM
his seed twice reproduced. The damage is already done.

kookiemonsta25
11/04/07, 08:25 PM
ha