today marks a very special event......

[MaybeOneDay]

today marks the day when i make my 3700th post on this forum. to celebrate i am going to masturbate 3700 times today.

no need for alarm. ive got janitors, lots of lotion and some porn on hand. i shall be back in one hour.

[torch]

SET UP THE WEB CAM! seriously..... that would be something to send to the guinness book of world records.

[wasted]

jesus, you're going to be awfully sore.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

i hope you break it! :eek:

[MaybeOneDay]

for those of you who think i am joking, this is not a laughing matter. im actually going to achieve this feat by 12 PM tonight.


and torch, the webcam is set up, its actually filming me get turned on by your posts right now ;)

[wasted]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
for those of you who think i am joking, this is not a laughing matter. im actually going to achieve this feat by 12 PM tonight.


and torch, the webcam is set up, its actually filming me get turned on by your posts right now ;)

so you're going to be done by noon? good luck, it's already 2pm here. ;)

[FishAlotNBePunk]

impossible.

[superkeener]

does this turn u on?

http://217.69.72.49/logo/514724.gif

[MaybeOneDay]

yes, very much so.


oh and i meant 12 A.M. .....stupid me...seth, would you like to put some $ on whether i can achieve my goal or not ?

[XPrettyXWasteX]

this should be interesting...

[superkeener]

what'S the count so far? im guessing,,,, between 0 and 3700...... am i close?

[torch]

No, his penis fell off before he could get started so it's more like -1.

[nostalgia]

handyman :confused:

[MaybeOneDay]

my penis has a good bone structure, its ready for the job

the count is 5

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by torch
No, his penis fell off before he could get started so it's more like -1.

what penis?

[asubtledaggerx]

If you do that you will be the coolest person ever. And then I will come your home and congradulate you.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
If you do that you will be the coolest person ever. And then I will come your home and congradulate you.

and just how exactly will you do that laura ? details. details.

[torch]

You really want to destroy your manhood, don't you?

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
and just how exactly will you do that laura ? details. details.

I don't think that it needs to be discussed on the boards...if you get my drift.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

hey laura want to come to my house instead?

[superkeener]

are u saving the cum for a sprem bank donation?

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
hey laura want to come to my house instead?

no.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
no.

:( w-w-what?


::BAM!::

[torch]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


o and brandon. Please don't type and jack off at the same time, i'm scared of what your keyboard looks like at this very moment.:(

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by torch
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


o and brandon. Please don't type and jack off at the same time, i'm scared of what your keyboard looks like at this very moment.:(

silly silly torch, thats what the janitors are for! duh!


haha and seth got shut down, haha! woo!

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by superkeener
are u saving the cum for a sprem bank donation?

infact, yes

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
:( w-w-what?


::BAM!::

I'm sorry Seth. As much as I love you, you are to far away.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
I'm sorry Seth. As much as I love you, you are to far away.

:D <3

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
:D <3

Don't be to happy. Maybe I was just lying so you wouldn't feel bad :cool:

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
Don't be to happy. Maybe I was just lying so you wouldn't feel bad :cool:

ooooooohh, now this is getting interesting

[Greg]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
Don't be to happy. Maybe I was just lying so you wouldn't feel bad :cool:

ahhh! girls are evil like that. they play with your mind! BEWARE!!!!!!

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Greg
ahhh! girls are evil like that. they play with your mind! BEWARE!!!!!!

indeed they do! i like they way you think gregoriah.

[superkeener]

and did u reach your goal?

[evil zach]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
I'm sorry Seth. As much as I love you, you are to far away.
heh. I live sorta close to her....

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by evil zach
heh. I live sorta close to her....

If you consider an hour or more close. Then yes you do.

[evil zach]

hence the "sorta".

[asubtledaggerx]

ah sorry, I didn't see the sorta.

[punked78]

Originally posted by torch
SET UP THE WEB CAM! seriously..... that would be something to send to the guinness book of world records.

haha!

[OscarMurder]

i wish i didnt open this thread:rolleyes:

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by OscarMurder
i wish i didnt open this thread:rolleyes:

[OscarMurder]

brandon, you seriously have scared me

[torch]

scared or scarred? Either way i'm having bad dreams of brandon and 70 year old janitors.

[theused_FSF]

LISTEN TO OXYGEN'S GONE BY DIE TRYING

[SnowintheSummer]

Originally posted by OscarMurder
brandon, you seriously have scared me

this from, "batter the pregnant"?

[Descendent]

the masturbation part reminds me of this guy on Howard Stern who was gonna make a porn saying he could shoot 20 plus times... never happened though... guy was a fucking fraud...

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by SnowintheSummer
this from, "batter the pregnant"?


i dont like hearing about masterbation