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CROMagnon
11/22/06, 06:53 PM
"Sex is not that important. You know what's really important? It's that afterwards part, when you're both naked and it's warm and you're watching the sun come up through the windshield and you look in her eyes...you look in her good eye and you help strap on her leg and you know, you fucked a pirate."
hahahahahahahahahaha
CROMagnon
11/22/06, 06:54 PM
"There's no way ever to talk your way out of wiping your ass on someone's pillow. Even if you yell surprise."
Try to look less threatening.
CROMagnon
11/22/06, 07:03 PM
Try to look less threatening.
??
CROMagnon
11/23/06, 04:36 PM
so no one watches or listens to dave attell?
CROMagnon
11/23/06, 11:42 PM
...the CD.
this is off "skanks for the memories"
CROMagnon
11/23/06, 11:49 PM
Is that a question?
eh?
this material is off of "skanks for the memories"
Yes. So is what I posted.
Although I think the actual quote is "you should look less threatening."
CROMagnon
11/23/06, 11:58 PM
Yes. So is what I posted.
Although I think the actual quote is "you should look less threatening."
aaaah
don't know how i missed that...
I hate travelling. Maybe because my dad beat me with a globe.
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