View Full Version : To the girls of the forum...
MaybeOneDay
06/29/03, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by sad_but_true
i like men so much
yah dan, we know. you don't need to parade your homosexuality around the forum.
AtTheDriveIn.
06/29/03, 10:28 AM
probably something along the lines of: "Can you please probe my throbbing memeber with your fingers"
nostalgia
06/29/03, 10:37 AM
"I REALLY LIKE YOU."
OscarMurder
06/29/03, 12:39 PM
girls really like to hear
yo bitch, put out
works like a charm
neb nawoc
06/29/03, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by sad_but_true
What woudl you want to hear from a guy who was telling you he liked you?...sounds corny and yes I AM a loser, but I'm curious.
actually yea, id like to hear some serious responses on that one too.
theused_FSF
06/29/03, 12:45 PM
just put on some barry white and tell her to bend over here it comes
asubtledaggerx
06/29/03, 12:45 PM
We really just wanna hear a guy say "I really like you, you're a really cool person, I was wondering if you wanted to go out"
Thats nice and simple and you're complimenting us in the process. We like compliments.
It'd be cool though if a guy said "Hey I like you, wanna fuck?"
FishAlotNBePunk
06/29/03, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by theused_FSF
just put on some barry white and tell her to bend over here it comes
YES
theused_FSF
06/29/03, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
YES
i knew you would agree ;)
evil zach
06/29/03, 12:51 PM
say something like "I just ate a fetus" then pull her close and kiss her
fezwik80
06/29/03, 12:57 PM
ask her if she likes anal if not then too bad
neb nawoc
06/29/03, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by fezwik80
ask her if she likes anal if not then too bad
if not, hit her over the head with a brick, and do her anal anyway.
theused_FSF
06/29/03, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by neb nawoc
if not, hit her over the head with a brick, and do her anal anyway.
rape=bad
anal rape=why could you just masturbate?
Originally posted by nostalgia
"I REALLY LIKE YOU."
You morons know anal isn't like in porno flicks don't you? Those chicks get enemas before hand.
asubtledaggerx
06/29/03, 01:57 PM
What are enemas?
neb nawoc
06/29/03, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
What are enemas?
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Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
What are enemas?
it's basically cleaning out your rectum....that's the only way i can think of to explain it.
SnowintheSummer
06/29/03, 02:21 PM
nice and simple, like everyone else said. just something like, i really like you and i wish we could spend more time together. and maybe throw in one nice compliment...not physically or sexually related lol
from my experience i'm gonna say this...
DO NOT SAY: *name of girl here* you're a great person and you mean alot to me. will you go out with me?
cause somehow that gets you turned down.
Somehow that gets YOU turned down.
Originally posted by Greg
from my experience i'm gonna say this...
DO NOT SAY: *name of girl here* you're a great person and you mean alot to me. will you go out with me?
cause somehow that gets you turned down.
did she laugh at you when you said that? i would have...but only because it would have made me super nervous.
just keep it clean. "hey, i like you, let's go out some time."
Originally posted by wasted
did she laugh at you when you said that? i would have...but only because it would have made me super nervous.
.......:(
nostalgia
06/29/03, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Greg
from my experience i'm gonna say this...
DO NOT SAY: *name of girl here* you're a great person and you mean alot to me. will you go out with me?
cause somehow that gets you turned down.
aww the turn down....that is why i don't go up and talk to people. it must suck.
FishAlotNBePunk
06/29/03, 02:31 PM
its cuz Greg aint so little around the middle.
Originally posted by Greg
.......:(
what?! i'm just telling you so you don't do it again.
as if the rejection wasn't enough of a lesson. ;)
but how was what i said bad/wrong?
Originally posted by Greg
but how was what i said bad/wrong?
it wasn't bad, because some other girl might have liked it. it just depends on the person. in my opinion, i wouldn't like it if a guy said that to me right away.
i don't know how to explain it; it just sounds kind of....too serious?
Originally posted by wasted
it wasn't bad, because some other girl might have liked it. it just depends on the person. in my opinion, i wouldn't like it if a guy said that to me right away.
i don't know how to explain it; it just sounds kind of....too serious?
well it wasnt some random chick. we'd been friends for awhile. and thats just how i felt. so i said them.
nostalgia
06/29/03, 02:41 PM
I've got a question
What would a really ugly person have to do to get a date?
Originally posted by nostalgia
I've got a question
What would a really ugly person have to do to get a date?
i wish i knew....:(
Originally posted by Greg
well it wasnt some random chick. we'd been friends for awhile. and thats just how i felt. so i said them.
well i'm sorry greg, but i guess she just wanted to be friends. so anyway, next time you'll know what to say and what not to say.
nostalgia
06/29/03, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Greg
i wish i knew....:(
someday the answer will come.
someday. :(
Originally posted by nostalgia
I've got a question
What would a really ugly person have to do to get a date?
who's really ugly? you? i'm sure you're not ugly.
SnowintheSummer
06/29/03, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by nostalgia
I've got a question
What would a really ugly person have to do to get a date?
hmm. well, present themselves well so they didnt seem so ugly lol and just have like an amazing and sweet and long convo and get to be really, really close friends w/ the person. and maybe make it sound like its not a date, like dont just say "will you go out with me" make it more like a friend thing. when you first ask them. haha dammit i cant believe i just replied to that. i feel like an asshole...oh well, hopefully itll help...
Originally posted by cal1082
Date a really ugly person or be extremely wealthy and buy everything a hot girl would want
that'll work.
nostalgia
06/29/03, 02:55 PM
why don't you people just say it....I'll never get a date. :(
DriveTBSthru
06/29/03, 02:58 PM
Just listen to everyone on the board.
asubtledaggerx
06/29/03, 02:59 PM
Where I live alot of ugly people have boyfriends/girlfriends.
Hey PrettyxInXPunk...
Hey I like you, wanna fuck?
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
It'd be cool though if a guy said "Hey I like you, wanna fuck?"
Yes, I see plenty of ugly people with boyfriend/girlfriends...and usually the hottest girls are with some of the ugliest guys. Thats one thing I'll never understand. There are so many mismatches.
SonnyPunk
06/29/03, 06:01 PM
Well Greg I think I can help you here. From what I understand you have what Doctors call "A little bit of a weight problem." (No harm intended.) So you can work on that...but in the meantime you have 2 options.
1. You can be all depressed and awkward around girls and you'll have a really hard time ever finding someone to relate to. You gotta be sure of yourself before a girl will ever be sure of you.
2. Or you can do what horizontally challenged people do best (Well second best.). Jump around like a fool and try to be funny (ie: Chris Farley, Horatio Sanz, Belushi, etc.). Theres nothing better than a fat dude who can make you laugh. Then you have a slightly better chance.
BabylonBadFish
06/29/03, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by BigD
Yes, I see plenty of ugly people with boyfriend/girlfriends...and usually the hottest girls are with some of the ugliest guys. Thats one thing I'll never understand. There are so many mismatches.
But yet I rarely see hot guys with ugly chicks.
RUFiOOOOOOO
06/29/03, 10:11 PM
Would telling a girl that you like that I "Hope her boyfriend dies" is a goodway of telling a girl that you like her?
BabylonBadFish
06/29/03, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
Would telling a girl that you like that I "Hope her boyfriend dies" is a goodway of telling a girl that you like her?
Well, she'll either be really pissed at you... or will find what you said humorous.
Oh man, I can think of so many good responses to that if someone ever said that to me.
MaybeOneDay
06/30/03, 04:37 AM
Originally posted by nostalgia
I've got a question
What would a really ugly person have to do to get a date?
magically turn not ugly..
or some kind of surgery. that always works.:rolleyes:
Originally posted by SonnyPunk
2. Or you can do what horizontally challenged people do best (Well second best.). Jump around like a fool and try to be funny (ie: Chris Farley, Horatio Sanz, Belushi, etc.). Theres nothing better than a fat dude who can make you laugh. Then you have a slightly better chance.
heh im actually working on that...
asubtledaggerx
06/30/03, 05:30 AM
Originally posted by BigD
Hey PrettyxInXPunk...
Hey I like you, wanna fuck?
haha, well you know what, I think I'll pass on that.
lessthankate
06/30/03, 05:36 AM
I totally agree.
asubtledaggerx
06/30/03, 05:39 AM
agree with what? you have to be a little more specific.
he agrees that i love you laura
Jim Morgan
06/30/03, 05:47 AM
i usually say somethin like,
yeah i think your really cool and id like to get to know you more, so will you go out with me?
it works most of the time..
lately i just havent had my fair share of ladies come my way
emosad :(
thats alright tho, when your single, your free to mingle :p
asubtledaggerx
06/30/03, 05:53 AM
Originally posted by Greg
he agrees that i love you laura
to bad he's actually a she :cool: haha
theused_FSF
06/30/03, 06:00 AM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
its cuz Greg aint so little around the middle.
YES
Originally posted by fezwik80
ask her if you like anal if not then too bad sure that works
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
to bad he's actually a she :cool: haha
then she agrees that i love you laura :cool:
asubtledaggerx
06/30/03, 06:27 AM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
its cuz Greg aint so little around the middle.
I'm not the skinnest person ever either, and I've still gotten boyfriends.
ifeelused
06/30/03, 06:34 AM
you have to get to know the girl, charm her, and if she likes you, it wont matter how you ask her out
i don't know my girlfriend text messaged me with her aim name thats how i met her
ms y o o n
06/30/03, 07:21 AM
if boy liked me
i just want them to tell me straight out
no stupid little clues..
just
i like you , we should do something..
anyways some pretty people hae never gotten a boyfriend.. and hot guys never a girlfriend..its the way you act...
Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
I'm not the skinnest person ever either, and I've still gotten boyfriends.
i think you're skinny.
but i am fat. so you know, whatever.
MusicMends
06/30/03, 10:51 AM
eat her hair its a big turn on to girls haha
BabylonBadFish
06/30/03, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by Greg
i think you're skinny.
but i am fat. so you know, whatever.
it's okay, greg...i am fat too.
but our fatness is nothing a little diet and exercising cant fix
Originally posted by BabylonBadFish
it's okay, greg...i am fat too.
but our fatness is nothing a little diet and exercising cant fix i like your username
BabylonBadFish
06/30/03, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by mxpx
i like your username
why, thank you.
charly horse
06/30/03, 11:22 AM
say:
i think your beautiful and i really like you . . . would u like to hang out or you know go on a date or what not that would be very much appreciated
Originally posted by alsublimereject
say:
i think your beautiful and i really like you . . . would u like to hang out or you know go on a date or what not that would be very much appreciated
that would probably get me shut down too
OscarMurder
06/30/03, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by Greg
that would probably get me shut down too
do you have an odor?
charly horse
06/30/03, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by OscarMurder
do you have an odor?
:eek:
Stompemplay
06/30/03, 03:24 PM
try waiting till shes sleeping, and then poke her eye out with your dick. THen tell her how beautiful she is.
papathomas
06/30/03, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Stompemplay
try waiting till shes sleeping, and then poke her eye out with your dick. THen tell her how beautiful she is. i haven't seen you post in forever stompemplay
charly horse
06/30/03, 03:44 PM
avril rocks
Fobika!
06/30/03, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by MusicMends
eat her hair its a big turn on to girls haha
ew...what?
DevilMayCare
06/30/03, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by alsublimereject
say:
i think your beautiful and i really like you . . . would u like to hang out or you know go on a date or what not that would be very much appreciated
maybe its just me but that part about how it would be very much appreciated sounds kinda like when the school asks someone to move their car they say, and if you could just move it to the right a little it would be very much appreciated. maybe i put too much thought into it.
charly horse
06/30/03, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by DevilMayCare
maybe its just me but that part about how it would be very much appreciated sounds kinda like when the school asks someone to move their car they say, and if you could just move it to the right a little it would be very much appreciated. maybe i put too much thought into it.
yea i think you did
SonnyPunk
06/30/03, 05:35 PM
Just make sure your standing in front of a coffee table and start talking to her...be like.."Hey I was thinking...me and you should...". Then pause for a second...and fall on top of the coffee table causing it to break...then just lay there silently listening to everyone laugh...at least she'll think your funny.
If that dont work just put your dick in her mouth...she cant turn you down if she cant talk!
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