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ALLbUtNoThIng03
06/30/03, 02:17 PM
The Potty Song

Yo, yo, hey, listen up biotch.
This is a tribute.
This song be about the love of my life, the toilet.

Yo this bitch be round and about everyday damn day
I dropped a few pounds in it, and that be ok.

Toilet, toilet, you know you's so fine.
Toilet, toilet, will you be mine?
Toilet, toilet, you relax my behind.
Toilet, toilet, your water is as sweet as wine.

Toilet, toilet, you know you's so fine.
Toilet, toilet, will you be mine?
Toilet, toilet, you relax my behind.
Toilet, toilet, your water is as sweet as wine.

Now my toilet wouldnt be complete with out its mate the toilet paper,
if toilet paper was a woman, i swear i would rape her.
T.P. your smooth surface makes my crack feels dandy,
toilet paper, shorty, you's as sweet as candy.

Whether im takin a number 1 or number 2,
its like a massage from an asian massueus.
I feel like kissing the bowl between my legs after dropping a huge double duece.

Toilet, toilet, you know you's so fine.
Toilet, toilet, will you be mine?
Toilet, toilet, you relax my behind.
Toilet, toilet, your water is as sweet as wine.

Toilet, toilet, you know you's so fine.
Toilet, toilet, will you be mine?
Toilet, toilet, you relax my behind.
Toilet, toilet, your water is as sweet as wine.

Yeah, what! Jigga!!!!!


lol i have this song hanging in front of my toilet...give us some feedback...lol