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ALLbUtNoThIng03
06/30/03, 04:09 PM
The Potty Song

Yo, yo, hey, listen up biotch.
This is a tribute.
This song be about the love of my life, the toilet.

Yo this bitch be round and about everyday damn day
I dropped a few pounds in it, and that be ok.

Toilet, toilet, you know you's so fine.
Toilet, toilet, will you be mine?
Toilet, toilet, you relax my behind.
Toilet, toilet, your water is as sweet as wine.

Toilet, toilet, you know you's so fine.
Toilet, toilet, will you be mine?
Toilet, toilet, you relax my behind.
Toilet, toilet, your water is as sweet as wine.

Now my toilet wouldnt be complete with out its mate the toilet paper,
if toilet paper was a woman, i swear i would rape her.
T.P. your smooth surface makes my crack feels dandy,
toilet paper, shorty, you's as sweet as candy.

Whether im takin a number 1 or number 2,
its like a massage from an asian massueus.
I feel like kissing the bowl between my legs after dropping a huge double duece.

Toilet, toilet, you know you's so fine.
Toilet, toilet, will you be mine?
Toilet, toilet, you relax my behind.
Toilet, toilet, your water is as sweet as wine.

Toilet, toilet, you know you's so fine.
Toilet, toilet, will you be mine?
Toilet, toilet, you relax my behind.
Toilet, toilet, your water is as sweet as wine.

Yeah, what! Jigga!!!!!


A Noah & Nate Production...HOLLA!






GIVE ME SOME FEEDBACK PLEASE!

papathomas
06/30/03, 04:13 PM
hereis my feedback



POETRY SECTION

chickmagnet2385
06/30/03, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by ALLbUtNoThIng03
The Potty Song

Yo, yo, hey, listen up biotch.
This is a tribute.
This song be about the love of my life, the toilet.

Yo this bitch be round and about everyday damn day
I dropped a few pounds in it, and that be ok.

Toilet, toilet, you know you's so fine.
Toilet, toilet, will you be mine?
Toilet, toilet, you relax my behind.
Toilet, toilet, your water is as sweet as wine.

Toilet, toilet, you know you's so fine.
Toilet, toilet, will you be mine?
Toilet, toilet, you relax my behind.
Toilet, toilet, your water is as sweet as wine.

Now my toilet wouldnt be complete with out its mate the toilet paper,
if toilet paper was a woman, i swear i would rape her.
T.P. your smooth surface makes my crack feels dandy,
toilet paper, shorty, you's as sweet as candy.

Whether im takin a number 1 or number 2,
its like a massage from an asian massueus.
I feel like kissing the bowl between my legs after dropping a huge double duece.

Toilet, toilet, you know you's so fine.
Toilet, toilet, will you be mine?
Toilet, toilet, you relax my behind.
Toilet, toilet, your water is as sweet as wine.

Toilet, toilet, you know you's so fine.
Toilet, toilet, will you be mine?
Toilet, toilet, you relax my behind.
Toilet, toilet, your water is as sweet as wine.

Yeah, what! Jigga!!!!!


A Noah & Nate Production...HOLLA!






GIVE ME SOME FEEDBACK PLEASE!
why do people do horrible things like this to themselves?

LeftoverCrack
06/30/03, 04:38 PM
this sucks :o

chickmagnet2385
06/30/03, 04:43 PM
leave

DevilMayCare
06/30/03, 05:37 PM
[QU
I feel like kissing the bowl between my legs after dropping a huge double duece.
GIVE ME SOME FEEDBACK PLEASE! [/B][/QUOTE]
wouldnt that be just a tad bit unsanitary?