wanna know my stupid idea (that i got at 2:30 in the morning)

[DevilMayCare]

ok, you know those god-awful verizon commercials? "can you hear me now? good." well i think they should have some pissed off guy on the other end throwing darts at the verizon guys picture.... stupid idea i know but its what i feel like doing right now.

[evil zach]

fuck me now

[lollirot]

Originally posted by evil zach
fuck me now

:eek:

[kidinthecorner]

Or someone walk up and punch him.

[papathomas]

Originally posted by kidinthecorner
Or someone walk up and punch him. or shoot

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by papathomas
or shoot O.. im liking stab now. More violence.

[NetNerdsRevenge]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
ok, you know those god-awful verizon commercials? "can you hear me now? good." well i think they should have some pissed off guy on the other end throwing darts at the verizon guys picture.... stupid idea i know but its what i feel like doing right now.

thats actually a really good idea

[DevilMayCare]

Originally posted by evil zach
fuck me now
what an interesting little pick up line you have there. sad to say, it would work on me

[papathomas]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
what an interesting little pick up line you have there. sad to say, it would work on me it would work on me if it was a hot girl saying it

[DevilMayCare]

a friend and i once made up little cards that said "dont smile or you have to fuck us both in a stall in the bathroom" and walked around the mall handing them out to random people. it was a boring day, we had to do SOMETHING

[dont hit me]

Originally posted by evil zach
fuck me now
hm, alright . ... when & where

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by evil zach
fuck me now

keep your dick in your pants zach! ;)

[kevin]

Michael: That is the worst idea I have ever heard.

Samir: Yes I agree, that idea is horrible.

[torch]

Originally posted by kidinthecorner
Or someone walk up and punch him.
That's already been done by Dave Chapelle.

[Greg]

that pcik up line wouldnt work on me even if it was a hot chick

[suckerpunch_]

my facial expression did not change at all after reading that

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by suckerpunch_
my facial expression did not change at all after reading that



SUCKERPUNCH!!, thats all

[MaybeOneDay]

i own you

(directed at me)

[SonnyPunk]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
a friend and i once made up little cards that said "dont smile or you have to fuck us both in a stall in the bathroom" and walked around the mall handing them out to random people. it was a boring day, we had to do SOMETHING

Hahaha thats the funniest thing Ive heard in a while! Did alot of people smile?

[DevilMayCare]

yeah, it was a fun day. we gave one to this little old lady and she about shit her pants......i love little old ladies, the elderly are the coolest

[SonnyPunk]

Yeah at my job someone excused themselves to go to the bathroom, but they came running back in saying "Oh shit! Go look in the womans bathroom!"
So we did and there was this little old lady covered in her own shit! and someone was helping her and she was like "Ya know when I was young I used to dance with Jerry Lewis." It was sick, yet amusing. But god that smell still haunts me...

[DevilMayCare]

aww poor lady, she probably didnt know that jerry lewis was covered in cousin cooties!

[Doolittle]

hey id rather have cousin cooites than be covered in shit

[evil zach]

Originally posted by SonnyPunk
Yeah at my job someone excused themselves to go to the bathroom, but they came running back in saying "Oh shit! Go look in the womans bathroom!"
So we did and there was this little old lady covered in her own shit! and someone was helping her and she was like "Ya know when I was young I used to dance with Jerry Lewis." It was sick, yet amusing. But god that smell still haunts me...
soory about that...granny hasn't been quite right latly

[DevilMayCare]

Originally posted by Doolittle
hey id rather have cousin cooites than be covered in shit
youve obviously never met my cousins

[Doolittle]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
youve obviously never met my cousins

you have obviously never been covered in shit before

[DevilMayCare]

touche

[DriveTBSthru]

that would be funny.