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jordan22
12/07/06, 04:21 PM
my girlfriend and i just started having sex. we're each other's firsts. we dont plan on having it often (she lives three hours away), but i have absolutely no desire to get her pregnant, so whats the best option? i want her to get on the pill, and then either still pull out or wear a condom. help me out here please.
my girlfriend and i just started having sex. we're each other's firsts. we dont plan on having it often (she lives three hours away), but i have absolutely no desire to get her pregnant, so whats the best option? i want her to get on the pill, and then either still pull out or wear a condom. help me out here please.
Anal
Your best bet is to shove your fist up her minge, and manually rip out her ovaries. Once you're up there, you'll feel a tube-like object. Go both left and right to remove both.
Edit: Yes, a coat hanger works well too.
ClapClapSnap
12/07/06, 04:25 PM
The pill/condoms used together is the best in my mind...and def make sure she tries to take it at the same time every day, that helps out too.
selftitled85
12/07/06, 04:26 PM
coat hanger.
hXc_pwnage
12/07/06, 04:27 PM
The pill/condoms used together is the best in my mind...and def make sure she tries to take it at the same time every day, that helps out too.
Just get the shot.
Once every 3 months.
Or the pill that lasts more than a day.
ClapClapSnap
12/07/06, 04:27 PM
Hahah I forgot about the ridiculous answers people give...
ClapClapSnap
12/07/06, 04:28 PM
Just get the shot.
Once every 3 months.
Or the pill that lasts more than a day.
I've heard horror stories about that shot...there are way more side effects that come with it.
Music4Torching
12/07/06, 04:28 PM
pulling out is 100% guaranteed foolproof.
Doesn't it knock out your teeth when you give birth?
jordan22
12/07/06, 04:34 PM
haha geez...
Letting her dad know what you're doing will stop her from getting preggers.
I love breasts.
bags of sand!
Mike Kraft
12/07/06, 04:37 PM
Letting her dad know what you're doing will stop her from getting preggers.
hahahaha, it might keep you from having kids forever...
Me so horny!? Me so stupid!
Me so horny!? Me so stupid!
Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
ForeverInADay
12/07/06, 04:41 PM
Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
Pussaliyth
Melissa Johnson
12/07/06, 04:48 PM
Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
No if you don't use it, you just really disappoint the first girl you use it on after having a "break" from it.
angelusdomini
12/07/06, 04:52 PM
No if you don't use it, you just really disappoint the first girl you use it on after having a "break" from it.
true story
TheTrooth
12/07/06, 05:03 PM
I love breasts.
bags of sand!
have you ever even felt a boob? oh my god. youre a virgin!
or something to that effect. need to watch it again
my girlfriend and i just started having sex. we're each other's firsts. we dont plan on having it often (she lives three hours away), but i have absolutely no desire to get her pregnant, so whats the best option? i want her to get on the pill, and then either still pull out or wear a condom. help me out here please.
Pulling out doesn't protect you against pregnancy as there is pre-cum. Just get her on the pill and wear a condom.
angelusdomini
12/07/06, 05:27 PM
if shes on the pill, don't worry about condoms.
one of my exes was on it and we had sex a million times without one, and i never worried about pilling out.
she never even had a scare.
When I saw 'coat hanger' up there my uterus actually shuddered. Ouuuuch.
if shes on the pill, don't worry about condoms.
one of my exes was on it and we had sex a million times without one, and i never worried about pilling out.
she never even had a scare.
If she forgets to take it one night, then he's fucked.
angelusdomini
12/07/06, 05:31 PM
If she forgets to take it one night, then he's fucked.
thats why there is the morning after pill.
thats why there is the morning after pill.
Yeah foolproof plan. She gets drunk and forgets to take it and doesn't remember the next day.
You best bet is to wear a condom and her taking the pill. Because if you don't do one of those and something happens, you'll be kicking yourself.
angelusdomini
12/07/06, 05:37 PM
You best bet is to wear a condom and her taking the pill. Because if you don't do one of those and something happens, you'll be kicking yourself.
... or her.
j/k, don't do that
... or her.
j/k, don't do that
Haha. That might solve the problem.
jordan22
12/07/06, 05:42 PM
ok. i just havent used a condom yet, and my buddies say theyre not so great. i was kinda hoping i wouldnt have to, but im not taking any chances.
ok. i just havent used a condom yet, and my buddies say theyre not so great. i was kinda hoping i wouldnt have to, but im not taking any chances.
Good boy! :-D
angelusdomini
12/07/06, 05:44 PM
ok. i just havent used a condom yet, and my buddies say theyre not so great. i was kinda hoping i wouldnt have to, but im not taking any chances.
gosh, i just realized you're 20.
oh no, condoms aren't so great.
but don't listen to your buddies. Try it and make up your own mind about it. some people don't think it makes that much of a difference.
No if you don't use it, you just really disappoint the first girl you use it on after having a "break" from it.
You make it sound like I've been able to please a girl in the past...
My best friend and I come up with random ass questions that we use as surveys. The question of using a condom while the chick you are banging is on the pill is the current one, and the follow up involved pulling out or not. This is our most recent survey, but so far something like 94% of the people we polled (through Facebook and Myspace) have said that you should still use a condom even if the chick is still on the pill, and if you dont then the guy should definetly pull out. Though, some people think that is retarded. Pulling out withg a condom is safe, but (in my opinion) unneccessary. If you use a condom then you are being safe. If you don't then you should pull out, or as my friend says "it's like putting on a bulletproof vest and asking to be shot" (refering, of course, to the pill).
bigmike
12/08/06, 12:17 AM
Anal
Your best bet is to shove your fist up her minge, and manually rip out her ovaries. Once you're up there, you'll feel a tube-like object. Go both left and right to remove both.
Edit: Yes, a coat hanger works well too.
These are your only two options.
Clarity14
12/08/06, 12:24 AM
get her on the pill. seriously... and if you don't use a condom then get in the shower and wash it out afterwards... worked for 3 years for me.
thatwasamoment
12/08/06, 12:36 AM
if shes dead, you dont have to pull out and she'll never get pregnant.
GreenDayIdiot
12/08/06, 12:47 AM
i'd say the VERY best form of contraception is using a fake name.
mikeford
12/08/06, 01:05 AM
just pull it
its safe
it works
beatin_hearts
12/08/06, 01:42 AM
do her in the ear...everyones doin it!
FatJordan
12/08/06, 06:35 AM
Just tell her she's fat and kill her confidence...soon she will be anorexic and won't be able to carry a healthy baby. So worst case situation, she gives birth to a mutant egg in no more than three months...and your science fair project is done for you!
PS: If she tells you that you're her first, you're not.
laryssa
12/08/06, 07:03 AM
get her on the pill. seriously... and if you don't use a condom then get in the shower and wash it out afterwards... worked for 3 years for me.
..wash what out? If you're suggesting douching the vagina, that's bad news. She's either going to get an infection, and/or you're going to increase the chances of pregnancy as you kind of just force anything upwards instead of wash out, haha.
The pill is a good amount of effectiveness as long as she takes the pill everyday at the same time. It's not THAT important, like, if she forgets once day that should be fine. The whole reason why birth control works is because it stops the egg from being released to be fertilized by your sperm, and that's why it's so effective. So, if you want to wear a condom or pull out, it'll just increase the percentage of protection, but you're probably not going to have to worry about the pre-ejaculate like you would if pulling out was your only method. (Pulling out also relies heavily on your ability to do it correctly, and if you're new to the whole sex thing, it's not something you're going to want to be thinking about, most likely.)
JulieLynn
12/08/06, 07:41 AM
my girlfriend and i just started having sex. we're each other's firsts. we dont plan on having it often (she lives three hours away), but i have absolutely no desire to get her pregnant, so whats the best option? i want her to get on the pill, and then either still pull out or wear a condom. help me out here please.
Using both is the best way to go. Birth Control and a condom......prevent babies and STD's.....the safest thing to do!
danirizzle
12/08/06, 07:45 AM
if shes on the pill, don't worry about condoms.
one of my exes was on it and we had sex a million times without one, and i never worried about pilling out.
she never even had a scare.
Yeahhhh... the pill isn't 100% safe. There are times a girl will forget to take it, or say you go on a drinking binge one weekend, then the pill is even less effective, you're really stressed out, guess what not so effective then either.
Basically, just wrap up your little toy if you don't want to knock up your girlfriend.
JulieLynn
12/08/06, 07:49 AM
Yeahhhh... the pill isn't 100% safe. There are times a girl will forget to take it, or say you go on a drinking binge one weekend, then the pill is even less effective, you're really stressed out, guess what not so effective then either.
Basically, just wrap up your little toy if you don't want to knock up your girlfriend.
True dat yo!
petey536
12/08/06, 07:50 AM
not having sex? ha, condom and make sure the girls on the pill
JulieLynn
12/08/06, 07:57 AM
not having sex? ha, condom and make sure the girls on the pill
haha "not having sex"...that would be the best way to go ..LOL
Anna_phylaxis
12/08/06, 08:51 AM
Vasectomy- $350
Freeze some of your DNA to spawn for the future- $20 a month
Piece of mind when having sex-- BLOODY PRICELESS!!
Best investment my husband ever made.
ForeverInADay
12/08/06, 04:45 PM
if shes dead, you dont have to pull out and she'll never get pregnant.
hahahahaha nice.
Jason Tate
12/08/06, 04:51 PM
Vasectomy- $350
Freeze some of your DNA to spawn for the future- $20 a month
Piece of mind when having sex-- BLOODY PRICELESS!!
Best investment my husband ever made.
:jawdrop:
Jason Tate
12/08/06, 04:52 PM
Yeahhhh... the pill isn't 100% safe. There are times a girl will forget to take it, or say you go on a drinking binge one weekend, then the pill is even less effective, you're really stressed out, guess what not so effective then either.
Basically, just wrap up your little toy if you don't want to knock up your girlfriend.
Nothing is 100% safe.
danirizzle
12/08/06, 04:55 PM
Nothing is 100% safe.
Oh I know that, I was just stating they couldn't just trust the pill alone. If it were up to me every girl would be on the pill and every guy would be willing to wrap it up. But I'm not God and you can't really force people to do something that they don't want to do.
LostSymphonies
12/08/06, 06:08 PM
ok. i just havent used a condom yet, and my buddies say theyre not so great. i was kinda hoping i wouldnt have to, but im not taking any chances.
they really arnt bad, i dont mind them
LostSymphonies
12/08/06, 06:10 PM
Vasectomy- $350
Freeze some of your DNA to spawn for the future- $20 a month
Piece of mind when having sex-- BLOODY PRICELESS!!
Best investment my husband ever made.
is your name a reference to anaphylactic shock?
Melissa Johnson
12/08/06, 06:19 PM
Oh I know that, I was just stating they couldn't just trust the pill alone. If it were up to me every girl would be on the pill and every guy would be willing to wrap it up. But I'm not God and you can't really force people to do something that they don't want to do.
Good outlook, and it's the smartest move, plus if he gets his girlfriend on the pill it can potentially help her in other ways too.
Jason Tate
12/08/06, 06:19 PM
Oh I know that, I was just stating they couldn't just trust the pill alone. If it were up to me every girl would be on the pill and every guy would be willing to wrap it up. But I'm not God and you can't really force people to do something that they don't want to do.
My GF's on BC, and I wrap my monkey.
Melissa Johnson
12/08/06, 06:20 PM
My GF's on BC, and I wrap my monkey.
:monkey:
danirizzle
12/08/06, 06:33 PM
Good outlook, and it's the smartest move, plus if he gets his girlfriend on the pill it can potentially help her in other ways too.
Some girls can't take the pill though (me being one of them) and that sucks for them. But I think if you are medically allowed to take it you should, you'd be an idiot not to.
danirizzle
12/08/06, 06:34 PM
My GF's on BC, and I wrap my monkey.
Well the two of you are rare and very responsible.
suddenxsilence
12/09/06, 01:54 PM
abstinance
thatwasamoment
12/09/06, 01:57 PM
get her the pill for christmas.
XpunkXroutineX
12/09/06, 02:03 PM
mutual masturbation
mikeford
12/09/06, 02:14 PM
just pull it
its safe
it works.
namembal
12/09/06, 07:53 PM
just dont have sex
Melissa Johnson
12/09/06, 08:00 PM
Well the two of you are rare and very responsible.
The world has enough with Jason already. I don't need to contribute to the end of the world by spawning his kids yet.
silver1
12/10/06, 12:55 AM
abstinance
Yep.
falloutdrea19
12/10/06, 12:57 AM
wear a condom + the pill. trust me.
DeadToTheWorld
12/11/06, 06:21 AM
I would say the pill and condoms, if the pill fails then you are using a condom, if the condom fails/breaks then she's on the pill. It's a win win situation. Either that or just no sex altogether but I don't think you'd like that answer to much!!!!
atticus1492
12/12/06, 11:44 AM
anal.
anal, anal, anal.
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